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Religions > Atheism |
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"Steve Dallas" |
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11 Jan 2004 08:06:04 AM |
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Loise Bucher |
I'd push my mother over a cliff if i thought God would let me in heaven.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Loise Bucher |
11 Jan 2004 01:12:45 PM |
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"Steve Dallas" <steve.dallas@bloom.county> wrote in message
news:3H59X1PC37997.3783217593@bogg.dynu.com...
I'd push my mother over a cliff if i thought God would let me in heaven.
Dude, all you have to do is accept the Jesus character as your lord and
savior afterwards, and you'll get away with it.
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "#1883" |
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| Title: Re: Loise Bucher |
11 Jan 2004 04:05:02 PM |
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Denis Loubet wrote:
"Steve Dallas" <steve.dallas@bloom.county> wrote in message
news:3H59X1PC37997.3783217593@bogg.dynu.com...
I'd push my mother over a cliff if i thought God would let me in heaven.
Dude, all you have to do is accept the Jesus character as your lord and
savior afterwards, and you'll get away with it.
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
He's right:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0037/0037_01.asp
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#1883
"Religion controls the weak, stupid and criminal-minded in ways that
threat of jail or community service cannot. If a vision of endless fire
and brimstone or torture at the clutches of horny dragon-beast with a
12-inch spiked ***** keeps even one person from putting a bullet in my
head, religion can't be all bad." - TMB
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| User: "Mekkala" |
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| Title: Re: Loise Bucher |
12 Jan 2004 02:23:21 PM |
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On 11 Jan 2004, #1883 <spm1138@hotmail.com> screwed up his face,
groaned, pushed hard, and farted out the following message in
news:ZLjMb.30393$iR5.23602@fe08.usenetserver.com:
Denis Loubet wrote:
"Steve Dallas" <steve.dallas@bloom.county> wrote in message
news:3H59X1PC37997.3783217593@bogg.dynu.com...
I'd push my mother over a cliff if i thought God would let me in
heaven.
Dude, all you have to do is accept the Jesus character as your lord
and
savior afterwards, and you'll get away with it.
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
He's right:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0037/0037_01.asp
You can be as evil as you like, and if you kiss Jebus's boots you'll go
to heaven! But... if you DON'T kiss his boots... you're gonna BURN no
matter HOW good you are!
What lesson can we learn from this, children? What is the moral of this
lovely story? That's right! Good, bad, it doesn't really matter, kids.
Whatever you do is really irrelevant -- you can kill your parents, rape
your next-door neighbor, put cyanide in the town's water supply,
whatever you like, because as this BEE-YOO-TI-FUL story has shown us
all, things like that don't matter!
What MATTERS, my wonderful children, is that you kiss up to the guy with
the biggest gun, because otherwise he might use that gun on YOU!
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Mekkala, Atheist #2148
"Atheism is ... the bed-rock of sanity in a world of madness."
--Emmett F. Fields
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