Monday, July 11, 2005
A log from the Earth's beginnings (GEEK WARNING!)
Current mood: geeky
In the beginning God created the computer......
Let there be light
ENTER USER ID.
God
ENTER PASSWORD.
Omniscient
PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.
Omnipotent
PASSWORD INCORRECT. TRY AGAIN.
Technocrat
User God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Sunday, March 1.
/home/God > cd heaven_earth
/home/God/heaven_earth > make Install
/home/God/heaven_earth > Let there be light
UNKNOWN COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
/home/God/heaven_earth > cd /home/God/light
/home/God/light > make Install
/home/God/light > diff light dark
/home/God/light > rename light day | rename dark night
(User God saw there were 0 errors.)
/home/God/light > logout
User God logged off at 12:02:00 am, Sunday, March 1.
User God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Monday, March 2.
/home/God > Let there be firmament in the midst of the water
UNKNOWN COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
/home/God > cd firmament
/home/God/firmament > make Install
/home/God/firmament > rename firmament Heaven
(User God saw there were 0 errors.)
/home/God/firmament > logout
User God logged off at 12:02:00 am, Monday, March 2.
User God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Tuesday, March 3.
/home/God > Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one
place and let the dry land appear
UNKNOWN COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
/home/God > cd dry_land
/home/God/dry_land > make Install
/home/God/dry_land > rename dry_land Earth
/home/God/dry_land > rename waters Seas
/home/God/dry_land > cd /home/God/vegetation
/home/God/vegetation > make Install
(User God saw there were 0 errors.)
/home/God/vegetation > logout
User God logged off at 12:02:00 am, Tuesday, March 3.
User God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Wednesday, March 4.
/home/God > Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the
night
UNKNOWN PARAMETERS. Try --help for more information
/home/God > cd lighting
/home/God/lighting > make Install
/home/God/lighting > cd ..
/home/God > move /home/God/lighting/. /home/God/firmament
(User God saw there were 0 errors.)
/home/God > logout
User God logged off at 12:02:00 am, Wednesday, March 4.
User God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Thursday, March 5.
/home/God/ > cd animals/fish
/home/God/animals/fish > make Install
/home/God/animals/fish > cd ../fowl
/home/God/animals/fowl > make Install
(User God saw there were 0 errors.)
/home/God/animals/fowl > logout
User God logged off at 12:02:00 am, Thursday, March 5.
User God logged on at 12:01:00 am, Friday, March 6.
/home/God > cd animals/field_beasts
/home/God/animals/field_beasts> make Install
/home/God/animals/field_beasts> cd ../creeping_things
/home/God/animals/creeping_things> make Install
/home/God/animals/creeping_things> cd /home/God
/home/God > make man in our image
file: man not found
/home/God > adduser Man
/home/God > chown Man /dev/.
/home/God > chown Man /etc/.
/home/God > chown Man /bin/.
/home/God > move /home/God/misc/multiplication /home/Man/
/home/God > cd /home/Man/multiplication
/home/Man/multiplication > multiply
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 4 ERRORS.
/home/Man/multiplication > cd breath
/home/Man/multiplication/breath > make Install
/home/Man/multiplication/breath > ../multiply
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 3 ERRORS.
/home/Man/multiplication/breath > cd /home
/home > mkdir garden_of_eden
/home > move ./Man ./garden_of_eden/
/home > ./garden_of_eden/Man/multiplication/multiply
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 2 ERRORS.
/home > adduser Woman
/home > move ./Woman ./garden_of_eden/Man/
/home > cd garden_of_eden/Man
/home/garden_of_eden/Man > ./multiplication/multiply
EXECUTION TERMINATED. 1 ERRORS.
/home/garden_of_eden/Man > cd multiplication/desire
/home/garden_of_eden/Man/multiplication/desire > make Install
/home/garden_of_eden/Man/multiplication/desire > cd ..
/home/garden_of_eden/Man/multiplication > multiply
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT SPECIFIED. RUN ANYWAY? (y/n)
y
/home/garden_of_eden/Man/multiplication > cd ../freewill
/home/garden_of_eden/Man/freewill > make Install
/home/garden_of_eden/Man/freewill > freewill
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT SPECIFIED. RUN ANYWAY? (y/n)
y
/home/garden_of_eden/Man/freewill > uninstall desire
DESIRE CANNOT BE UNINSTALLED ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED.
/home/garden_of_eden/Man/freewill > uninstall freewill
FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DELETED.
/home/garden_of_eden/Man/freewill > Help
DESIRE CANNOT BE UNDONE ONCE FREEWILL IS CREATED. FREEWILL IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE DELETED. ENTER REPLACEMENT, CANCEL, OR ASK FOR HELP.
/home/garden_of_eden/Man/freewill > cd /home/garden_of_eden
/home/garden_of_eden > mkdir tree_of_knowledge
/home/garden_of_eden > copy /home/God/useless_information/
../tree_of_knowledge/
/home/garden_of_eden > ./tree_of_knowledge/activate
WARNING: NO TIME LIMIT SPECIFIED. RUN ANYWAY? (y/n)
y
/home/garden_of_eden > mkdir good-evil
/home/garden_of_eden > move /home/God/good-evil ./good-evil/
/home/garden_of_eden > cd good-evil
/home/garden_of_eden/good-evil > activate
ERROR 1241: Man/ NOT FOUND IN /home/garden_of_eden/
ERROR 1242: Woman/ NOT FOUND IN /home/garden_of_eden/
/home/garden_of_eden/good-evil > cd /
/ > find Man
SEARCH FAILED.
/ > find Woman
SEARCH FAILED
/ > ./home/garden_of_eden/good-evil/deactivate
good-evil CAN ONLY BE DEACTIVATED BY root
/ > su -
ENTER PASSWORD.
Technocrat
/home/God > uninstall /home/garden_of_eden/Man/freewill
freewill IS AN INACCESSIBLE FILE AND CANNOT BE UNINSTALLED
/home/God > Stop
UNRECOGNIZED COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
/home/God > Break
UNRECOGNIZED COMMAND. TRY AGAIN.
/home/God > /etc/shutdown 300
ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: THIS SERVER IS POWERING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
/home/God > create world -new
YOU HAVE EXCEEDED YOUR ALLOCATED FILE SPACE. YOU MUST DESTROY OLD FILES BEFORE NEW ONES CAN BE CREATED.
/home/God > rm ./heaven_earth
DELETE ALL FILES IN /home/God/heaven_earth? (y/n)
y
/home/God >
THE SERVER IS POWERING DOWN. SERVICE WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 12:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
/home/God > logout
User God logged off at 11:59:59 pm, Friday, March 6.
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