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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: ""
Date: 15 Feb 2004 06:50:49 PM
Object: Lol! What my grand neice learned about Jesus.
She's five and goes to a daycare three days a week where they talk a
little about Jesus.
She and her mom live with the grand parents who are atheists as I
believe the mother is.
Apparently one day last week the subject was disciples.
She advised me today that she learned Jesus has special children
called "the psychos."
Heh :-)
atheist@home#1554
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User: "The other Donald"

Title: Re: Lol! What my grand neice learned about Jesus. 15 Feb 2004 07:24:26 PM
<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
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She's five and goes to a daycare three days a week where they talk a
little about Jesus.
She and her mom live with the grand parents who are atheists as I
believe the mother is.
Apparently one day last week the subject was disciples.
She advised me today that she learned Jesus has special children
called "the psychos."
Heh :-)

"From the mouths of babes..." I believe is the expression.
-DMc


atheist@home#1554



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User: "SMChristenson"

Title: Re: Lol! What my grand neice learned about Jesus. 15 Feb 2004 08:58:54 PM
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 01:24:26 +0000, The other Donald wrote:


<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:m64030d1b24nuso1u1nfki3kr3q92pab5l@4ax.com...

She's five and goes to a daycare three days a week where they talk a
little about Jesus.
She and her mom live with the grand parents who are atheists as I
believe the mother is.
Apparently one day last week the subject was disciples.
She advised me today that she learned Jesus has special children
called "the psychos."
Heh :-)


"From the mouths of babes..." I believe is the expression.

-DMc




atheist@home#1554



That's like the (real) people I saw on TV who said they moved South and
couldn't understand why everybody said they "ain't got cheeses."
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User: "Therion Ware"

Title: Re: Lol! What my grand neice learned about Jesus. 16 Feb 2004 01:09:44 AM
On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 20:58:54 -0600 in alt.atheism, SMChristenson
(SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism

On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 01:24:26 +0000, The other Donald wrote:


<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:m64030d1b24nuso1u1nfki3kr3q92pab5l@4ax.com...

She's five and goes to a daycare three days a week where they talk a
little about Jesus.
She and her mom live with the grand parents who are atheists as I
believe the mother is.
Apparently one day last week the subject was disciples.
She advised me today that she learned Jesus has special children
called "the psychos."
Heh :-)


"From the mouths of babes..." I believe is the expression.

-DMc




atheist@home#1554




That's like the (real) people I saw on TV who said they moved South and
couldn't understand why everybody said they "ain't got cheeses."

I find a nice bit of stilton works wonders.
--
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User: "Pat Kiewicz"

Title: Re: Lol! What my grand neice learned about Jesus. 16 Feb 2004 06:30:43 AM
Therion Ware said:




On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 20:58:54 -0600 in alt.atheism, SMChristenson
(SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism

That's like the (real) people I saw on TV who said they moved South and
couldn't understand why everybody said they "ain't got cheeses."


I find a nice bit of stilton works wonders.

OOOH, yum, Stilton...
I love cheeses.
--
Pat K. aa#1154 ('someplace.net' is comcast)

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(attributed to Don Marti)
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User: "Therion Ware"

Title: Re: Lol! What my grand neice learned about Jesus. 16 Feb 2004 07:04:30 AM
On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 06:30:43 -0600 in alt.atheism, Pat Kiewicz
(kiewicz@someplace.net.net (Pat Kiewicz)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism

Therion Ware said:




On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 20:58:54 -0600 in alt.atheism, SMChristenson
(SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism


That's like the (real) people I saw on TV who said they moved South and
couldn't understand why everybody said they "ain't got cheeses."


I find a nice bit of stilton works wonders.


OOOH, yum, Stilton...

I love cheeses.

Yeah, but my wife insists all cheese should be kept in the 'fridge. I
think at least with respect to Stilton, this is a mistake.
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
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User: "Pat Kiewicz"

Title: Re: Lol! What my grand neice learned about Jesus. 17 Feb 2004 06:23:30 AM
Therion Ware said:


On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 06:30:43 -0600 in alt.atheism, Pat Kiewicz
(kiewicz@someplace.net.net (Pat Kiewicz)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism

Therion Ware said:

I find a nice bit of stilton works wonders.


OOOH, yum, Stilton...

I love cheeses.


Yeah, but my wife insists all cheese should be kept in the 'fridge. I
think at least with respect to Stilton, this is a mistake.

They should be stored under *moderate* refridgeration, and brought out
(ceremoniously) some goodly time before consumption.
The finest cheese I've had in the last few years was a raw milk 'cheddar'
from Traffic Jam & Snug in Detroit. I brought home a big chunk and shared
it with NO ONE. Aged to perfection...
http://www.ddc.com/forks/traffic_jam.html
As my mother (also a cheese lover) has said of herself, "I must have been
a rat in a previous life."
--
Pat K. aa#1154 ('someplace.net' is comcast)

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
(attributed to Don Marti)
.
User: "Therion Ware"

Title: Re: Lol! What my grand neice learned about Jesus. 17 Feb 2004 06:44:25 AM
On Tue, 17 Feb 2004 06:23:30 -0600 in alt.atheism, Pat Kiewicz
(kiewicz@someplace.net.net (Pat Kiewicz)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism

Therion Ware said:


On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 06:30:43 -0600 in alt.atheism, Pat Kiewicz
(kiewicz@someplace.net.net (Pat Kiewicz)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism



Therion Ware said:


I find a nice bit of stilton works wonders.


OOOH, yum, Stilton...

I love cheeses.


Yeah, but my wife insists all cheese should be kept in the 'fridge. I
think at least with respect to Stilton, this is a mistake.


They should be stored under *moderate* refridgeration, and brought out
(ceremoniously) some goodly time before consumption.

The finest cheese I've had in the last few years was a raw milk 'cheddar'
from Traffic Jam & Snug in Detroit. I brought home a big chunk and shared
it with NO ONE. Aged to perfection...

http://www.ddc.com/forks/traffic_jam.html

Looks nice. Alas I don't think I'll be in Michigan anytime soon.
My sister-in-law (no not that one, another - I have 13 of them) spent
some years running a cheese restaurant close to Les Halles in Paris
(though they did cop out and have a wonderful chocolate fondue
available). Worth a visit, I think.

As my mother (also a cheese lover) has said of herself, "I must have been
a rat in a previous life."

Heh. I think I may well be one in this life, though given the pleasure
I take in cats, I'd recommend:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0060012358
Which explains everything in this respect.
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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User: ""

Title: Re: Lol! What my grand neice learned about Jesus. 16 Feb 2004 01:29:50 PM
On Sun, 15 Feb 2004 20:58:54 -0600, SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com>
wrote:

On Mon, 16 Feb 2004 01:24:26 +0000, The other Donald wrote:


<atheist@home.com> wrote in message
news:m64030d1b24nuso1u1nfki3kr3q92pab5l@4ax.com...

She's five and goes to a daycare three days a week where they talk a
little about Jesus.
She and her mom live with the grand parents who are atheists as I
believe the mother is.
Apparently one day last week the subject was disciples.
She advised me today that she learned Jesus has special children
called "the psychos."
Heh :-)


"From the mouths of babes..." I believe is the expression.

-DMc

That's like the (real) people I saw on TV who said they moved South and
couldn't understand why everybody said they "ain't got cheeses."

When my wife's family first moved to Memphis from northern Ohio in the
early nineteen sixties the mother had a terrible problem understanding
the "plain english" we speak down here.
Shortly after arriving they went to a small cafe for lunch.
The waitress, in a beehive hairdo and smacking the hell out of what
must have been a delicious piece of gum sidled over to the table,
looked at the mother and asked "Waddyave?"
The mother, a beautiful and extraordinarily gracious lady who believed
that having to ask someone to repeat a comment or question could be
taken to mean one isn't being properly and politely attentive was
bewildered.
She looked at the father and two daughters in total confusion and my
future wife <Who had gone to school with some folks from the south>
said "She wants to know what you want."
"Oh..."<Smiling sweetly at the waitress> "I'll have a ham sandwich."
"Waddyaontonit?"
With another totally bewildered and somewhat embarrassed expression
the mother turned and looked at the rest of the family, who being as
gracious and considerate as she, were doing their best not to laugh
because it would be rude and possibly embarrass the waitress.
"She wants to know what you want on it."
"Oh..." <Smiling sweetly at the waitress> "I'll have mayonaise,
lettuce and tomato."
"Yaonitownwiteurreye?"
At that point the mother, totally exhausted by the effort, gave up and
let the daughters do all the talking until the waitress left the
table.
The only other thing she could do at that point was nod her head and
say, "Oh my goodness...my goodness!"
Lunch can be a very complicated matter for a yank in Memphis Tennessee
<Go Tigers!> :-)
atheist@home#1554
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