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"Mel the Defiler" |
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11 Jan 2004 04:35:29 PM |
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Luke Tagg's take on cannibalism |
I present here another morsel of Luke's fetid brain.
This guy considers himself a serious journalist / writer.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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http://www.tashitagg.co.za/correspondents/smoke/maneating.asp
Man-Eating, Inc
Friday 09/01/04
by Luke Tagg
A Carnival Of Cannibals
I've never been a big fan of cannibals, I'll be honest. Not that they have
vast fan networks, and thousands of panty-throwing female groupies or
anything anyway, but I just wanted to be clear where I stand on the issue.
What weirds me out more than the cannibals themselves, though, are the folks
who want to be eaten by them. There's serious childhood trauma going on
there, because watching some mad German stuffing his face with your genitals
has got to rate right up there in the nutty tree.
Armin Meiwes - the Cannibal of Rotenburg - is currently on trial for eating
a fellow German, Bernd Brandes, after Brandes answered his Internet
advertisement for someone willing to be eaten.
Incredibly, observers of the trial are saying that after four weeks - in
which two "truckloads" of emails and letters, 3800 photographs, Internet
chat transcripts, videos and a host of other evidence have been seized and
presented - the trial is starting to swing in Meiwes' favour.
According to an article published in The Australian the prosecution have to
prove that Meiwes murdered and ate Brandes for sexual motives, and the
evidence presented so far shows his motives were completely non-sexual.
The guy simply loves the taste of freshly-slaughtered humans, and his
Internet chat transcripts show that he was completely disinterested in
killing - it was just the fresh meat he was after.
He had an Internet buddy called Joerg with whom he had a massive amount of
correspondence on the subject of cannibalism, and it became clear through
the transcripts that they both felt they were "on the edge of something of
global significance". Meiwes told Joerg that cannibalism could be used as
the ultimate development aid: "We could solve the problem of over-population
and famine at a stroke."
A good point, actually - both problems could well be solved if we all just
started eating each other. Fortunately most of us are not that whacked.
Meiwes has bragged of an international cannibal network of over 800 people,
and claims he has been in contact with at least 400 of them. Police have
only found evidence of contact with 200 so far, including "an American who
was looking for a victim to chop into three segments and then dine on, and a
German who wanted to be eaten around the table on Russian Orthodox
Christmas".
But it's pretty clear - there are a whole lot of people out there who either
fancy eating others or who want to be eaten. During one chat session alone
with Joerg, Meiwes received a dozen messages from people responding to his
advert for a young man to eat. He eventually chose Brandes and the rest -
along with Brandes - is now history.
Distasteful as I find cannibalism I have to side with Meiwes on this one. It
was a consensual act, they both wanted to do it. They both achieved the
desired result and both were happy with it. There was a guy before Brandes
who met with Meiwes at his apartment, but before the feast could begin he
got cold feet and suddenly realised that someone was about to actually eat
him - his fantasy obviously could not be carried further into reality.
Meiwes let him go - he didn't tie him up or give him sleeping drugs or in
any way force himself on the guy, which would indicate that everything he
did was with consent in mind. When Brandes consented and presented himself
for sacrifice he ate him - as both had agreed to do.
And in my book what consenting adults do behind closed doors - as long as it
hurts nobody else - should be their choice. If they want to thrash each
other, get into scatology, dress up as babies, nurses, prostitutes,
secretaries or maids, or eat each other - then let them do it. We all only
have one shot at life - whatever makes you happy.
Of course - none of these supposed cannibals can be very happy, so a little
psychiatry wouldn't go amiss. We all want the Big Internet Monster to be
exposed and shamed and burned at the stake - monsters make our life so much
more interesting. But in truth what Meiwes needs is a good shrink rather
than a lifetime in prison, and perhaps a personal chef to make him all sorts
of tasty things like spaghetti bolognaise, pizza and carrot cake, and maybe
he'll get over his craving for human flesh.
[ carrot cake? is Luke Tagg a closet homosexual? ]
Since nobody is born a cannibal
[ and you know this how, Luke? ]
I am fascinated to know what event would transpire in your life to first
arouse your curiosity in the subject, but more importantly to make you
become a firm devotee of cannibalism. Don't serial killers, people
interested in faeces, barnyard sex-lovers and cannibals wake up in the
morning, take a look in the mirror, and ask: "Oi - aren't you just a little
bit weird, mate?"
[ tired theme, Luke. You've over-used this looking in the mirror metaphor. ]
When fishing around in the dead guy's gut for the last pieces of dripping
entrails, don't you question your sanity just a leetle bit?
I dunno - I reckon it could all be a lot easier. Kick back in your
apartment, watch some telly, have a smoke, nibble on some lemon creams
[ nibble on lemon creams, Luke? yer quite the fem. ]
- not the most exciting existence to be sure, but it has its merits. And it
certainly beats the hell out of carving up some weirdo who you've never met
and madly tucking into his raw bits.
Relaaaaxxxxxx.....
All Smoked Out,
Luke Tagg
[ ...slit yer throat, Luke... ]
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| Title: Re: Luke Tagg's take on cannibalism |
11 Jan 2004 04:56:59 PM |
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Mel the Defiler wrote:
I present here another morsel of Luke's fetid brain.
This guy considers himself a serious journalist / writer.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Is this what passes for funny in ATJ?
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12-inch spiked ***** keeps even one person from putting a bullet in my
head, religion can't be all bad." - TMB
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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| Title: Re: Luke Tagg's take on cannibalism |
11 Jan 2004 05:15:33 PM |
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"#1883" <spm1138@hotmail.com> wrote
Mel the Defiler wrote:
I present here another morsel of Luke's fetid brain.
This guy considers himself a serious journalist / writer.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Is this what passes for funny in ATJ?
No, that's what passes for funny in Richard Catto's damaged mind... he's
not really a regular at atj, merely parked here to raise hell, but since he's
not getting the sort of attention he wants, apparently astonishment and
chastisement, he's trying other territory while keeping an eye on atj. He
came from a large family of South African great apes, and feels rejected
because all of his siblings were taken to American zoos and he was left
to fend for himself.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: Luke Tagg's take on cannibalism |
11 Jan 2004 06:13:47 PM |
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without a thought for posterity Douglas D. Anderson plundered three
dragon hoards and indiscretely shared the experience with the world by
writing :
"#1883" <spm1138@hotmail.com> wrote
Mel the Defiler wrote:
I present here another morsel of Luke's fetid brain.
This guy considers himself a serious journalist / writer.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Is this what passes for funny in ATJ?
No, that's what passes for funny in Richard Catto's damaged mind... he's
not really a regular at atj, merely parked here to raise hell, but since he's
not getting the sort of attention he wants, apparently astonishment and
chastisement, he's trying other territory while keeping an eye on atj. He
came from a large family of South African great apes, and feels rejected
because all of his siblings were taken to American zoos and he was left
to fend for himself.
Heh
Ærchie
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| User: "Mel the Defiler" |
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| Title: Re: Luke Tagg's take on cannibalism |
11 Jan 2004 06:25:31 PM |
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On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 08:13:47 +0800, Ærchie <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in
message <hlp300du63fj19g4454l57vfoaauerhikg@4ax.com>:
No, that's what passes for funny in Richard Catto's damaged mind... he's
not really a regular at atj, merely parked here to raise hell, but since he's
not getting the sort of attention he wants, apparently astonishment and
chastisement, he's trying other territory while keeping an eye on atj. He
came from a large family of South African great apes, and feels rejected
because all of his siblings were taken to American zoos and he was left
to fend for himself.
Heh
Ærchie
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| User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ" |
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| Title: Re: Luke Tagg's take on cannibalism |
11 Jan 2004 08:09:23 PM |
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Mel the Defiler, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
precious oxygen, hurled 20 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 02:25:31 +0200 with this
little gem.. <maq300hckl6ttoa1i12nipbcbaoehd4b5b@4ax.com>:
On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 08:13:47 +0800, Ærchie <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in
message <hlp300du63fj19g4454l57vfoaauerhikg@4ax.com>:
No, that's what passes for funny in Richard Catto's damaged mind... he's
not really a regular at atj, merely parked here to raise hell, but since he's
not getting the sort of attention he wants, apparently astonishment and
chastisement, he's trying other territory while keeping an eye on atj. He
came from a large family of South African great apes, and feels rejected
because all of his siblings were taken to American zoos and he was left
to fend for himself.
Heh
Ærchie
Td|bTo<`Gk|M@$]s7»`tt††|ÐÈV¿aK]P7-v"P@m5XÉ*ËkZ{$Á,ŒoxjC"”of^:H`/xQœ
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| User: "Mel the Defiler" |
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12 Jan 2004 06:31:07 AM |
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On Sun, 11 Jan 2004 19:09:23 -0700, "ÑðS-|-MÐ" <mÃÐMÁ×¹@ÅsSremover.com>
wrote in message <v304005pfe7mi7j2tbu1uu4k2ee52jq00e@4ax.com>:
Mel the Defiler, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's
precious oxygen, hurled 20 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Mon, 12 Jan 2004 02:25:31 +0200 with this
little gem.. <maq300hckl6ttoa1i12nipbcbaoehd4b5b@4ax.com>:
On Mon, 12 Jan 2004 08:13:47 +0800, Ærchie <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in
No, that's what passes for funny in Richard Catto's damaged mind... he's
not really a regular at atj, merely parked here to raise hell, but since he's
not getting the sort of attention he wants, apparently astonishment and
chastisement, he's trying other territory while keeping an eye on atj. He
came from a large family of South African great apes, and feels rejected
because all of his siblings were taken to American zoos and he was left
to fend for himself.
Heh
Ærchie
Td|bTo<`Gk|M@$]s7»`tt††|ÐÈV¿aK]P7-v"P@m5XÉ*ËkZ{$Á,ŒoxjC"”of^:H`/xQœ
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| User: "Mel the Defiler" |
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11 Jan 2004 05:55:52 PM |
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On Sun, 11 Jan 2004 22:56:59 +0000, #1883 <spm1138@hotmail.com> wrote in
message <EwkMb.30396$iR5.22137@fe08.usenetserver.com>:
Mel the Defiler wrote:
I present here another morsel of Luke's fetid brain.
This guy considers himself a serious journalist / writer.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Is this what passes for funny in ATJ?
....yup...
wanna read his whiny cry baby complaint to me again?
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