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"St. Jackanapes" |
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24 May 2007 10:26:22 PM |
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MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and encourage
outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've run
into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award is only
for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "Irv Hyatt" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
24 May 2007 10:58:00 PM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net...
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and encourage
outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've run
into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award is only
for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
Cool! I signed the guest book. I see Melty already spammed it with 3
entries on the first page.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "Can I Help You Can I Help" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
25 May 2007 10:29:55 AM |
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"Irv Hyatt" <irvhyatt@ca.rr.com> wrote in message news:46565ed1$0$4725$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...
"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net...
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and encourage
outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've run
into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award is only
for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty__award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
Cool! I signed the guest book. I see Melty already spammed it with 3 entries on the first page.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
UR welcome! (-:
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| User: "The King of AUK." |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
24 May 2007 11:00:50 PM |
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On Thu, 24 May 2007 20:58:00 -0700, "Irv Hyatt" <irvhyatt@ca.rr.com>
wrote:
"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net...
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and encourage
outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've run
into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award is only
for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
Cool! I signed the guest book. I see Melty already spammed it with 3
entries on the first page.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
I like awards, I'm an award *****.
--
Usenet lits score:
GIT-R-DONE!
alt.usenet.legends.lamey
http://blu05.port5.com
AUK Offishal Tinfoil Sombrero award 05/07
#20 Usenet *****
#6 Lits *****
#9 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
<approved by Lionel>
#11 Most posting trolls/hunters/flonkers 2007
#1 Disenfranchised AUK Kookologist.
#1 AUK Galactic Killfile Award
< we all know how well that works...LOL >
The New King Of AUK
MeatPLoy said in Message-ID: <uqj74.dgd.17.7@news.alt.net>
fuckhead forging worthless Usenet scum *****.
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| User: "Mu" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
25 May 2007 05:34:39 AM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net...
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
Does not resemble A B Chung in any form or shape. Re-edit, please!
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
25 May 2007 09:57:25 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Mu said...
"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net...
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
Does not resemble A B Chung in any form or shape. Re-edit, please!
Yes, I suppose that Most Annoying ***** isn't quite grand enough for a
man why can order the Holy Ghost to murder people via diabetes. What do
you suggest?
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "No Reply" |
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26 Jun 2007 03:01:19 PM |
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"St. Jackanapes" <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net...
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| User: "Flying Rat, board-certified Earthquack trainer" |
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26 Jun 2007 03:29:33 PM |
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In article <11ogs1.ua8.19.1@news.alt.net>, says...
"Do not give dogs what is holy; and do not throw your
pearls before swine, lest they trample them under foot
and turn to attack you." (Matthew 7:6 RSV)
"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis." --
Andrew B Chung confirming he has sucked the Devil's *****
Message-ID: <1165858390.674057.91940@j44g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
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| User: "Moaner Lisa" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
26 May 2007 08:11:28 PM |
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In article <MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net>, had the
nerve to say...
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and encourage
outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've run
into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award is only
for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
DAMN! Now THAT'S a major award! Almost as tasteless as Liardice his own self.
--
Moaner Lisa
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WHAT WOULD JESUS DO...
....for a Klondike Bar?
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
26 May 2007 09:41:40 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Moaner Lisa said...
In article <MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net>, had the
nerve to say...
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and encourage
outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've run
into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award is only
for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
DAMN! Now THAT'S a major award! Almost as tasteless as Liardice his own self.
It was inspired by him, so it had to be tasteless.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "Can I Help You Can I Help" |
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27 May 2007 09:39:47 PM |
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In article <MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net>, had the
nerve to say...
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and encourage
outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've run
into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award is only
for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty__award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
DAMN! Now THAT'S a major award! Almost as tasteless as JAckowski his own self.
--
Moaner Lisa
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WHAT WOULD JESUS DO...
....for a Klondike Bar?
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
25 May 2007 01:27:53 AM |
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On May 25, 4:26 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and encourage
outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've run
into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award is only
for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
Nope ;-)!
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
25 May 2007 03:09:11 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister
said...
On May 25, 4:26 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and encourage
outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've run
into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award is only
for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
Nope ;-)!
LOL!
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "The King of AUK." |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
24 May 2007 10:55:14 PM |
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On Thu, 24 May 2007 23:26:22 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote:
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and encourage
outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've run
into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award is only
for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
I want an award, You know how hard I'll work to get one.
--
Usenet lits score:
GIT-R-DONE!
alt.usenet.legends.lamey
http://blu05.port5.com
AUK Offishal Tinfoil Sombrero award 05/07
#20 Usenet *****
#6 Lits *****
#9 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
<approved by Lionel>
#11 Most posting trolls/hunters/flonkers 2007
#1 Disenfranchised AUK Kookologist.
#1 AUK Galactic Killfile Award
< we all know how well that works...LOL >
The New King Of AUK
MeatPLoy said in Message-ID: <uqj74.dgd.17.7@news.alt.net>
fuckhead forging worthless Usenet scum *****.
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24 May 2007 10:49:11 PM |
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St. Jackanapes <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net:
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and
encourage outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their
due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've
run into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award
is only for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
< major round of applause >
Now *that's* a classy award. And so well deserved.
--
blu*goddess.of.groundhogs*juju
blu 3=3
master of irrelevance
Official Queen of AUK
Lits *****#5
Gutter Chix0r #2
The Hate Machine Cog #6
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection.
-Jim Morrison http://blu05.port5.com/
"This whole deal has gone nineteen." -Eddie
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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24 May 2007 10:58:28 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, blu said...
St. Jackanapes <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net:
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and
encourage outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their
due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've
run into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award
is only for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
< major round of applause >
Now *that's* a classy award. And so well deserved.
The Cunning Stunt came up with it. I bet that John Loiodice thinks that
he's the winner, he's so narcissistic. Let's keep him in suspense.
--
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
25 May 2007 04:08:12 AM |
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On Thu, 24 May 2007 23:58:28 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, blu said...
St. Jackanapes <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net:
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and
encourage outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their
due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from the
masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope with
time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who we've
run into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But our award
is only for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any annoying
*****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
< major round of applause >
Now *that's* a classy award. And so well deserved.
The Cunning Stunt came up with it. I bet that John Loiodice thinks that
he's the winner, he's so narcissistic. Let's keep him in suspense.
Hmmm. I always assumed that the 'cheese *****' appellation came not
from one of John's favorite nyms, but from the fact that in his case
the member in question is roughly the size and rigidity of a hot
mozzarella stick. <G>
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| User: "blu" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
25 May 2007 07:30:14 AM |
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John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in
news:pr9d539rb88cqa24cij5kbet9hhvse6qf8@4ax.com:
On Thu, 24 May 2007 23:58:28 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, blu said...
St. Jackanapes <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net:
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and
encourage outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their
due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from
the masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope
with time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who
we've run into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But
our award is only for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any
annoying *****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
< major round of applause >
Now *that's* a classy award. And so well deserved.
The Cunning Stunt came up with it. I bet that John Loiodice thinks
that he's the winner, he's so narcissistic. Let's keep him in
suspense.
Hmmm. I always assumed that the 'cheese *****' appellation came not
from one of John's favorite nyms, but from the fact that in his case
the member in question is roughly the size and rigidity of a hot
mozzarella stick. <G>
Dammit, dude.
I'm off mozzarella sticks for life now.
Thanks.
--
blu*goddess.of.groundhogs*juju
blu 3=3
master of irrelevance
Official Queen of AUK
Lits *****#5
Gutter Chix0r #2
The Hate Machine Cog #6
Cancel my subscription to the resurrection.
-Jim Morrison http://blu05.port5.com/
"This whole deal has gone nineteen." -Eddie
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| User: "John Baker" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
25 May 2007 05:17:38 PM |
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On Fri, 25 May 2007 12:30:14 +0000 (UTC), blu <not@this.tm> wrote:
John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in
news:pr9d539rb88cqa24cij5kbet9hhvse6qf8@4ax.com:
On Thu, 24 May 2007 23:58:28 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, blu said...
St. Jackanapes <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net:
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and
encourage outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their
due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from
the masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope
with time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who
we've run into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But
our award is only for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any
annoying *****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty_award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
< major round of applause >
Now *that's* a classy award. And so well deserved.
The Cunning Stunt came up with it. I bet that John Loiodice thinks
that he's the winner, he's so narcissistic. Let's keep him in
suspense.
Hmmm. I always assumed that the 'cheese *****' appellation came not
from one of John's favorite nyms, but from the fact that in his case
the member in question is roughly the size and rigidity of a hot
mozzarella stick. <G>
Dammit, dude.
I'm off mozzarella sticks for life now.
Thanks.
Sorry. :-D
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| User: "Give Me A Sign" |
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| Title: Re: MAJOR AWARD ANNOUNCEMENT! The New AFJC "Melty" Award! |
25 May 2007 06:15:39 PM |
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On Fri, 25 May 2007 12:30:14 +0000 (UTC), blu <not@this.tm> wrote:
John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in
news:pr9d539rb88cqa24cij5kbet9hhvse6qf8@4ax.com:
On Thu, 24 May 2007 23:58:28 -0400, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, blu said...
St. Jackanapes <larry_jackowski@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:MPG.20c01e8d41c8d766989b11@news.alt.net:
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and
encourage outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their
due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from
the masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope
with time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who
we've run into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But
our award is only for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any
annoying *****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty__award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
< major round of applause >
Now *that's* a classy award. And so well deserved.
The Cunning Stunt came up with it. I bet that John Loiodice thinks
that he's the winner, he's so narcissistic. Let's keep him in
suspense.
Hmmm. I always assumed that the 'cheese *****' appellation came not
from one of John's favorite nyms, but from the fact that in his case
the member in question is roughly the size and rigidity of a hot
mozzarella stick. <G>
Dammit, dude.
I'm off mozzarella sticks for life now.
Thanks.
Sorry. :-D
UR welcome! (-:
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| User: "Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD" |
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| Title: A cloud of wimpy sockpuppets (demons) from ragin' satan. |
27 May 2007 09:08:10 PM |
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brother Melchizedek wrote:
satan via a sockpuppet wrote:
satan via another sockpuppet wrote:
satan via yet another sockpuppet wrote:
satan via another sockpuppet wrote:
We in alt.flame.jesus.christ are always happy to point out and
encourage outstanding achievements in Usenet - and give them their
due.
To honor these find individuals, who have stood out and above from
the masses here on Usenet, we have developed an award that we hope
with time, will be coveted as much as Hollywood's fabled Oscar.
Our new award is for a person beyond compare, for a person who
we've run into on Usenet at many occasions, sometimes daily. But
our award is only for the best of these people.
Our award is for The Most Annoying *****! Not *just* any
annoying *****, but the MOST annoying *****.
So, without further adieu, I announce the winner of this first
Alt.Flame.Jesus.Christ award for The Most Annoying ***** to:
http://www.jackanapes.ws/melty__award.html
[You need to click the link to see the winner, *****]
< major round of applause >
Now *that's* a classy award. And so well deserved.
The Cunning Stunt came up with it. I bet that John Loiodice thinks
that he's the winner, he's so narcissistic. Let's keep him in
suspense.
Hmmm. I always assumed that the 'cheese *****' appellation came not
from one of John's favorite nyms, but from the fact that in his case
the member in question is roughly the size and rigidity of a hot
mozzarella stick. <G>
Dammit, dude.
I'm off mozzarella sticks for life now.
Thanks.
Sorry. :-D
UR welcome! (-:
May the following encourage you:
http://groups.google.com/group/sci.med.cardiology/msg/df167313a5240683?
May GOD continue to heal our hearts with HIS living water driving out
satan's lies thereby humbling us, making us ever hungrier and stronger
so that we will remain clothed with power from on high, Who is the
Spirit of Truth, the Great Comforter, the Holy Spirit, Who makes us
able to love our neighbors a little more and LORD Jesus Christ
infinitely more, dear brother Melchizedek whom I love
unconditionally.
Prayerfully in Jesus' awesome love,
Andrew <><
--
Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
http://EmoryCardiology.com
"Unlike the 2PD-OMER Approach, weight loss diets can't be combined
with well-balanced diets."
http://HeartMDPhD.com/Love/TheTruth
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| User: "Kurt Gavin" |
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| Title: Re: A cloud of wimpy jesus poofs |
28 May 2007 09:28:37 AM |
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If some all knowing god wrote the bible, or even just inspired it, why is
there no mention of dinosaurs, or microbes, or the scale of the universe, or
numerous other things that would be known to a "god", but were not known to
PEOPLE 2000 to 3000 years ago?
Albert Einstein: " it was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious
convictions, a lie which has been systematically repeated. I do not believe
in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it
clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the
unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science
can reveal it."
Albert Einstein: "the idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and seems
even naïve."
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| User: "Jack Baun" |
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| Title: Re: A cloud of wimpy jesus poofs |
28 May 2007 01:01:26 PM |
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"Kurt Gavin" <buggeroff@s.com> wrote in message
news:pGB6i.14265$Ut6.5661@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
If some all knowing god wrote the bible, or even just inspired it, why is
there no mention of dinosaurs, or microbes, or the scale of the universe,
or numerous other things that would be known to a "god", but were not
known to PEOPLE 2000 to 3000 years ago?
Albert Einstein: " it was, of course, a lie what you read about my
religious convictions, a lie which has been systematically repeated. I do
not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have
expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious
then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far
as our science can reveal it."
Albert Einstein: "the idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and
seems even naïve."
Hi Kurt,
Einstine was a great man but not for God He had the knowledge it took
to kill thousands and is still taking the lives of people like you who place
the lust of the world in place of the only way to live a full life in a
desent manner. When you receive all your knowledge from the world you dont
have enough facts to make a choice. People read thousands of books and then
claim to have all they need to decide weather God exists, I prison where it
is still leagel to have a good book a lot of people find God and so can you
by reading just one book. You mentioned a dinosaure , in the bible there is
mention of an animal that eats grass like an ox and has a tail like a cedar
and bones like bars of iron.
Then in the beginning of the bible some think between verse one and two
millions of years went by, personally I dont think Noah could have handled a
big thing like that but now God didnt tell him to get them He told Noah to
take them, I think God rounded then all up for the trip and He may have
only given him the eggs of the Dinosaure who knows. I heard one guy say God
got the dinosaure bones from another planet and just stuck them around for
fun . I kind a like the millions of years earth best. How mush better it
would have been if Einstine would have piut his efforts into Cancer and
saved lives
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| User: "Kurt Gavin" |
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| Title: Re: A cloud of wimpy jesus poofs |
28 May 2007 02:13:26 PM |
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If some all knowing god wrote the bible, or even just inspired it, why is
there no mention of dinosaurs, or microbes, or the scale of the universe, or
numerous other things that would be known to a "god", but were not known to
PEOPLE 2000 to 3000 years ago?
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| User: "Barry OGrady" |
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| Title: Re: A cloud of wimpy jesus poofs |
05 Jul 2007 10:57:50 PM |
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On Mon, 28 May 2007 19:13:26 GMT, "Kurt Gavin" <buggeroff@s.com> wrote:
If some all knowing god wrote the bible, or even just inspired it, why is
there no mention of dinosaurs, or microbes, or the scale of the universe, or
numerous other things that would be known to a "god", but were not known to
PEOPLE 2000 to 3000 years ago?
God must have decided we were not ready for that information.
Barry
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Home page
http://members.iinet.net.au/~barry.og
I do not represent atheists or atheism
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: A cloud of wimpy jesus poofs |
29 May 2007 04:51:30 PM |
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On May 28, 2:01 pm, "Jack Baun" <blue...@gwis.com> wrote:
"Kurt Gavin" <bugger...@s.com> wrote in message
news:pGB6i.14265$Ut6.5661@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
If some all knowing god wrote the bible, or even just inspired it, why =
is
there no mention of dinosaurs, or microbes, or the scale of the univers=
e,
or numerous other things that would be known to a "god", but were not
known to PEOPLE 2000 to 3000 years ago?
Albert Einstein: " it was, of course, a lie what you read about my
religious convictions, a lie which has been systematically repeated. I =
do
not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have
expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religio=
us
then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so f=
ar
as our science can reveal it."
Albert Einstein: "the idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and
seems even na=EFve."
Hi Kurt,
Einstine was a great man but not for God He had the knowledge it t=
ook
to kill thousands and is still taking the lives of people like you who pl=
ace
the lust of the world in place of the only way to live a full life in a
desent manner. When you receive all your knowledge from the world you dont
have enough facts to make a choice. People read thousands of books and th=
en
claim to have all they need to decide weather God exists, I prison where =
it
is still leagel to have a good book a lot of people find God and so can y=
ou
by reading just one book. You mentioned a dinosaure , in the bible there=
is
mention of an animal that eats grass like an ox and has a tail like a ced=
ar
and bones like bars of iron.
Then in the beginning of the bible some think between verse one and two
millions of years went by, personally I dont think Noah could have handle=
d a
big thing like that but now God didnt tell him to get them He told Noah to
take them, I think God rounded then all up for the trip and He may have
only given him the eggs of the Dinosaure who knows. I heard one guy say G=
od
got the dinosaure bones from another planet and just stuck them around for
fun . I kind a like the millions of years earth best. How mush better it
would have been if Einstine would have piut his efforts into Cancer and
saved lives
But then, he wouldn't have had time to produce such masterpieces
as Battleship Potempkin.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: A cloud of wimpy jesus poofs |
29 May 2007 09:04:31 PM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
On May 28, 2:01 pm, "Jack Baun" <blue...@gwis.com> wrote:
"Kurt Gavin" <bugger...@s.com> wrote in message
news:pGB6i.14265$Ut6.5661@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
If some all knowing god wrote the bible, or even just inspired it, wh=
y is
there no mention of dinosaurs, or microbes, or the scale of the unive=
rse,
or numerous other things that would be known to a "god", but were not
known to PEOPLE 2000 to 3000 years ago?
Albert Einstein: " it was, of course, a lie what you read about my
religious convictions, a lie which has been systematically repeated. =
I do
not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have
expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called relig=
ious
then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so=
far
as our science can reveal it."
Albert Einstein: "the idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and
seems even na=EFve."
Hi Kurt,
Einstine was a great man but not for God He had the knowledge it=
took
to kill thousands and is still taking the lives of people like you who =
place
the lust of the world in place of the only way to live a full life in a
desent manner. When you receive all your knowledge from the world you d=
ont
have enough facts to make a choice. People read thousands of books and =
then
claim to have all they need to decide weather God exists, I prison wher=
e it
is still leagel to have a good book a lot of people find God and so can=
you
by reading just one book. You mentioned a dinosaure , in the bible the=
re is
mention of an animal that eats grass like an ox and has a tail like a c=
edar
and bones like bars of iron.
Then in the beginning of the bible some think between verse one and t=
wo
millions of years went by, personally I dont think Noah could have hand=
led a
big thing like that but now God didnt tell him to get them He told Noah=
to
take them, I think God rounded then all up for the trip and He may have
only given him the eggs of the Dinosaure who knows. I heard one guy say=
God
got the dinosaure bones from another planet and just stuck them around =
for
fun . I kind a like the millions of years earth best. How mush better i=
t
would have been if Einstine would have piut his efforts into Cancer and
saved lives
=20
But then, he wouldn't have had time to produce such masterpieces
as Battleship Potempkin.
What would the world be like without that classic gem in our cultural=20
treasure chest?
--=20
St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."=20
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: A cloud of wimpy jesus poofs |
29 May 2007 09:20:00 PM |
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On May 29, 10:04 pm, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackowski6676...@hotmail.com> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
On May 28, 2:01 pm, "Jack Baun" <blue...@gwis.com> wrote:
"Kurt Gavin" <bugger...@s.com> wrote in message
news:pGB6i.14265$Ut6.5661@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
If some all knowing god wrote the bible, or even just inspired it, =
why is
there no mention of dinosaurs, or microbes, or the scale of the uni=
verse,
or numerous other things that would be known to a "god", but were n=
ot
known to PEOPLE 2000 to 3000 years ago?
Albert Einstein: " it was, of course, a lie what you read about my
religious convictions, a lie which has been systematically repeated=
.. I do
not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have
expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called rel=
igious
then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world =
so far
as our science can reveal it."
Albert Einstein: "the idea of a personal God is quite alien to me a=
nd
seems even na=EFve."
Hi Kurt,
Einstine was a great man but not for God He had the knowledge =
it took
to kill thousands and is still taking the lives of people like you wh=
o place
the lust of the world in place of the only way to live a full life in=
a
desent manner. When you receive all your knowledge from the world you=
dont
have enough facts to make a choice. People read thousands of books an=
d then
claim to have all they need to decide weather God exists, I prison wh=
ere it
is still leagel to have a good book a lot of people find God and so c=
an you
by reading just one book. You mentioned a dinosaure , in the bible t=
here is
mention of an animal that eats grass like an ox and has a tail like a=
cedar
and bones like bars of iron.
Then in the beginning of the bible some think between verse one and=
two
millions of years went by, personally I dont think Noah could have ha=
ndled a
big thing like that but now God didnt tell him to get them He told No=
ah to
take them, I think God rounded then all up for the trip and He may ha=
ve
only given him the eggs of the Dinosaure who knows. I heard one guy s=
ay God
got the dinosaure bones from another planet and just stuck them aroun=
d for
fun . I kind a like the millions of years earth best. How mush better=
it
would have been if Einstine would have piut his efforts into Cancer a=
nd
saved lives
But then, he wouldn't have had time to produce such masterpieces
as Battleship Potempkin.
What would the world be like without that classic gem in our cultural
treasure chest?
More directors cite the legendary Odessa Steps scene as inspiration
than the bean eating scene from Blazing Saddles. I think that sums
up Einstine neatly.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: A cloud of wimpy jesus poofs |
30 May 2007 12:21:13 AM |
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In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
On May 29, 10:04 pm, St. Jackanapes
<larry_jackowski6676...@hotmail.com> wrote:
In alt.flame.jesus.christ, Father Haskell said...
On May 28, 2:01 pm, "Jack Baun" <blue...@gwis.com> wrote:
"Kurt Gavin" <bugger...@s.com> wrote in message
news:pGB6i.14265$Ut6.5661@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...
If some all knowing god wrote the bible, or even just inspired it=
, why is
there no mention of dinosaurs, or microbes, or the scale of the u=
niverse,
or numerous other things that would be known to a "god", but were=
not
known to PEOPLE 2000 to 3000 years ago?
Albert Einstein: " it was, of course, a lie what you read about m=
y
religious convictions, a lie which has been systematically repeat=
ed. I do
not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but ha=
ve
expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called r=
eligious
then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the worl=
d so far
as our science can reveal it."
Albert Einstein: "the idea of a personal God is quite alien to me=
and
seems even na=EFve."
Hi Kurt,
Einstine was a great man but not for God He had the knowledg=
e it took
to kill thousands and is still taking the lives of people like you =
who place
the lust of the world in place of the only way to live a full life =
in a
desent manner. When you receive all your knowledge from the world y=
ou dont
have enough facts to make a choice. People read thousands of books =
and then
claim to have all they need to decide weather God exists, I prison =
where it
is still leagel to have a good book a lot of people find God and so=
can you
by reading just one book. You mentioned a dinosaure , in the bible =
there is
mention of an animal that eats grass like an ox and has a tail like=
a cedar
and bones like bars of iron.
Then in the beginning of the bible some think between verse one a=
nd two
millions of years went by, personally I dont think Noah could have =
handled a
big thing like that but now God didnt tell him to get them He told =
Noah to
take them, I think God rounded then all up for the trip and He may =
have
only given him the eggs of the Dinosaure who knows. I heard one guy=
say God
got the dinosaure bones from another planet and just stuck them aro=
und for
fun . I kind a like the millions of years earth best. How mush bett=
er it
would have been if Einstine would have piut his efforts into Cancer=
and
saved lives
But then, he wouldn't have had time to produce such masterpieces
as Battleship Potempkin.
What would the world be like without that classic gem in our cultural
treasure chest?
=20
More directors cite the legendary Odessa Steps scene as inspiration
than the bean eating scene from Blazing Saddles. I think that sums
up Einstine neatly.
A great achievement from a great mind. You know, it's a great tragedy,=20
and humanity's loss, that he was never able to complete the Ivan=20
trilogy. An unconfirmed legend in film history states that Russian=20
scientists preserved Einstine's brain and it supposedly was much larger=20
than a normal human brain, which the scientists took as a sign of=20
genius.
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St. Jackanapes ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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WEBSITE: http://www.jackanapes.ws/ | FORUM: http://www.voy.com/20630/
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"The ejaculate from satan has the consistency and smell of emesis."=20
- Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: A cloud of wimpy jesus poofs |
28 May 2007 10:40:00 AM |
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On May 28, 10:28 am, "Kurt Gavin" <bugger...@s.com> wrote:
If some all knowing god wrote the bible, or even just inspired it, why is
there no mention of dinosaurs, or microbes, or the scale of the universe,=
or
numerous other things that would be known to a "god", but were not known =
to
PEOPLE 2000 to 3000 years ago?
Albert Einstein: " it was, of course, a lie what you read about my religi=
ous
convictions, a lie which has been systematically repeated. I do not belie=
ve
in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it
clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is t=
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unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science
can reveal it."
Albert Einstein: "the idea of a personal God is quite alien to me and see=
ms
even na=EFve."
Yes, but that was before he was dead and thus unable to refute the
xian liars. I'll bet jeebus didn't say half the ***** in the bible,
either.
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| User: "Cygnus, the medical consultant" |
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| Title: Re: A cloud of wimpy sockpuppets (demons) from ragin' satan. |
27 May 2007 09:13:42 PM |
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On May 27, 10:08 pm, "Andrew B. Chung" http://www.caballista.org/auk/kookle.php?search=chung
wrote:
<sputter sputter hiss hiss>
"Wimpy sockpuppets" ? Isn't that name calling? Tsk, tsk, Andy....
P.S. You remain convicted.
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