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25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 AM |
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Male orgasm pill |
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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25 Mar 2005 11:13:36 AM |
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"me" <here@now.com> wrote in alt.atheism
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
This would be for men who think wanking is wrong?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "MarkA" |
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25 Mar 2005 01:16:59 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:13:36 +0000, Elroy Willis wrote:
"me" <here@now.com> wrote in alt.atheism
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The
orgasmic response was not a "nerve signal" using the spine as its
pathway. Women with broken knecks were having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his
hips start moving, he loses conscious control of his thrusting and ....
ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
This would be for men who think wanking is wrong?
It sounds like it would be very useful for men with no voluntary control
of either arm.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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25 Mar 2005 02:49:03 PM |
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MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote:
"me" <here@now.com> wrote in alt.atheism
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The
orgasmic response was not a "nerve signal" using the spine as its
pathway. Women with broken knecks were having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his
hips start moving, he loses conscious control of his thrusting and ....
ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
This would be for men who think wanking is wrong?
It sounds like it would be very useful for men with no voluntary control
of either arm.
And those unfortunately born with no opposable thumb.
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "MarkA" |
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25 Mar 2005 03:02:53 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 14:49:03 +0000, Elroy Willis wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote:
"me" <here@now.com> wrote in alt.atheism
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain.
The orgasmic response was not a "nerve signal" using the spine as its
pathway. Women with broken knecks were having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on,
his hips start moving, he loses conscious control of his thrusting and
.... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
This would be for men who think wanking is wrong?
It sounds like it would be very useful for men with no voluntary control
of either arm.
And those unfortunately born with no opposable thumb.
....and the inability to reach one's testicles with one's own tongue.
--
MarkA
(still caught in the maze of twisty little passages, all different)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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25 Mar 2005 03:23:46 PM |
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"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.03.25.15.02.24.907620@stopspam.net...
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 14:49:03 +0000, Elroy Willis wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote:
"me" <here@now.com> wrote in alt.atheism
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain.
The orgasmic response was not a "nerve signal" using the spine as its
pathway. Women with broken knecks were having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on,
his hips start moving, he loses conscious control of his thrusting
and
.... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
This would be for men who think wanking is wrong?
It sounds like it would be very useful for men with no voluntary
control
of either arm.
And those unfortunately born with no opposable thumb.
...and the inability to reach one's testicles with one's own tongue.
Eeeeeeew. This conversation is getting out of hand! :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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26 Mar 2005 02:03:14 PM |
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In our last episode <3aion0F6aju3uU1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.03.25.15.02.24.907620@stopspam.net...
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 14:49:03 +0000, Elroy Willis wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote:
"me" <here@now.com> wrote in alt.atheism
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women
orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the
cervix which, when stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the
brain. The orgasmic response was not a "nerve signal" using the
spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks were having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard
on, his hips start moving, he loses conscious control of his
thrusting
and
.... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
This would be for men who think wanking is wrong?
It sounds like it would be very useful for men with no voluntary
control
of either arm.
And those unfortunately born with no opposable thumb.
...and the inability to reach one's testicles with one's own tongue.
Eeeeeeew. This conversation is getting out of hand! :)
So to speak...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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25 Mar 2005 09:35:08 PM |
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On 25 Mar 2005, Robibnikoff dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"MarkA" <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in message
news:pan.2005.03.25.15.02.24.907620@stopspam.net...
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 14:49:03 +0000, Elroy Willis wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote:
"me" <here@now.com> wrote in alt.atheism
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women
orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the
cervix which, when stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to
the brain. The orgasmic response was not a "nerve signal" using
the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks were having
orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard
on, his hips start moving, he loses conscious control of his
thrusting
and
.... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
This would be for men who think wanking is wrong?
It sounds like it would be very useful for men with no voluntary
control
of either arm.
And those unfortunately born with no opposable thumb.
...and the inability to reach one's testicles with one's own tongue.
Eeeeeeew. This conversation is getting out of hand! :)
Yes, its time has come.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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25 Mar 2005 11:34:16 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 15:02:53 GMT, MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net>
thought hard and said:
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 14:49:03 +0000, Elroy Willis wrote:
MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote:
"me" <here@now.com> wrote in alt.atheism
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain.
The orgasmic response was not a "nerve signal" using the spine as its
pathway. Women with broken knecks were having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on,
his hips start moving, he loses conscious control of his thrusting and
.... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
This would be for men who think wanking is wrong?
It sounds like it would be very useful for men with no voluntary control
of either arm.
And those unfortunately born with no opposable thumb.
...and the inability to reach one's testicles with one's own tongue.
Ummm...
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 17 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
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| User: "" |
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25 Mar 2005 05:14:24 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:16:59 GMT, MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote:
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:13:36 +0000, Elroy Willis wrote:
"me" <here@now.com> wrote in alt.atheism
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The
orgasmic response was not a "nerve signal" using the spine as its
pathway. Women with broken knecks were having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his
hips start moving, he loses conscious control of his thrusting and ....
ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
This would be for men who think wanking is wrong?
It sounds like it would be very useful for men with no voluntary control
of either arm.
Stephen Hawking unavailable for comment. :-/
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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| User: "James" |
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25 Mar 2005 06:42:58 PM |
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wrote:
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 13:16:59 GMT, MarkA <manthony@stopspam.net> wrote:
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:13:36 +0000, Elroy Willis wrote:
"me" <here@now.com> wrote in alt.atheism
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The
orgasmic response was not a "nerve signal" using the spine as its
pathway. Women with broken knecks were having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his
hips start moving, he loses conscious control of his thrusting and ....
ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
This would be for men who think wanking is wrong?
It sounds like it would be very useful for men with no voluntary control
of either arm.
Stephen Hawking unavailable for comment. :-/
That would've been a great momment for a Christopher Reeve joke.
--
James B, former monkey #4,567,000,000
aa #944
"Hence the greatest crimes have been found, in many instances,
compatible with a superstitious piety and devotion: Hence, it
is justly regarded as unsafe to draw any certain inference in
favour of a man's morals from the fervour or strictness of his
religious exercises, even though he himself believe them sincere."
-David Hume, "The Natural History of Religion"
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| User: "MsAnthrope" |
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25 Mar 2005 04:21:01 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:13:36 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
This would be for men who think wanking is wrong?
Like Seventh Day Adventists?
"Children who practice self-indulgence previous to puberty, or the
period of merging into manhood or womanhood, must pay the penalty of
nature's violated laws at that critical period. Many sink into an
early grave, while others have sufficient force of constitution to
pass this ordeal. If the practice is continued from the age of fifteen
and upward, nature will protest against the abuse she has suffered,
and continues to suffer, and will make them pay the penalty for the
transgression of her laws, especially from the ages of thirty to
forty-five, by numerous pains in the system, and various diseases,
such as affection of the liver and lungs, neuralgia, rheumatism,
affection of the spine, diseased kidneys, and cancerous humors. Some
of nature's fine machinery gives way, leaving a heavier task for the
remaining to perform, which disorders nature's fine arrangement, and
there is often a sudden breaking down of the constitution; and death
is the result." (Ellen White Solemn Appeal, 1870, p. 63)
"He had practiced self-abuse until he was a mere wreck of humanity.
This vice was shown me as an abomination in the sight of God. ... The
results of self-abuse in them is seen in various diseases, such as
catarrh, dropsy, headache, loss of memory and sight, great weakness in
the back and loins, affections of the spine, the head often decays
inwardly. Cancerous humor, which would lay dormant in the system their
life-time, is inflamed, and commences its eating, destructive work.
The mind is often utterly ruined, and insanity takes place." (Ellen
White, Appeal to Mothers, 1864, p. 25, 27)
--
MsAnthrope
http://web.newsguy.com/rubyred
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| User: "Godfrey" |
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25 Mar 2005 04:38:44 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
I'd never leave the house...
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Male orgasm pill |
25 Mar 2005 04:58:02 PM |
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"Godfrey" <no@address.provided> wrote in message
news:oif8419ijbdghlba7etdj5qvodske56dpn@4ax.com...
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic
response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks
were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his
hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
I'd never leave the house...
This is making me think of the Orgasmatron from "Sleeper" :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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26 Mar 2005 02:01:23 PM |
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In our last episode <3aiu7oF695048U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Godfrey" <no@address.provided> wrote in message
news:oif8419ijbdghlba7etdj5qvodske56dpn@4ax.com...
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic
response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks
were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on,
his
hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
I'd never leave the house...
This is making me think of the Orgasmatron from "Sleeper" :)
You know that we're getting closer to doing just that?
No, I'm *serious.
Transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS) holds the potential for simulating
pretty much any human experience by stimulating the brain. It could,
eventually, lead to true "virtual reality." And I'd bet my last dollar
that triggering an orgasm would be one of the easier tricks.
TMS is already being used as an experimental treatment for depression. And
last I read is being explored by the military as a way to "wake up"
someone who's sleepy (such as a pilot on a long mission, apparently an
appropriate magnetic pulse to a specific part of the brain can make you
"alert" even when you're tired).
It's both an intriguing and *disturbing line of research. It is, after
all, *actual "mind control."
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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27 Mar 2005 01:00:53 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
Robibnikoff pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Godfrey <no@address.provided> wrote in message
I'd never leave the house...
This is making me think of the Orgasmatron from "Sleeper" :)
You know that we're getting closer to doing just that?
No, I'm *serious.
Transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS) holds the potential for simulating
pretty much any human experience by stimulating the brain. It could,
eventually, lead to true "virtual reality." And I'd bet my last dollar
that triggering an orgasm would be one of the easier tricks.
TMS is already being used as an experimental treatment for depression. And
last I read is being explored by the military as a way to "wake up"
someone who's sleepy (such as a pilot on a long mission, apparently an
appropriate magnetic pulse to a specific part of the brain can make you
"alert" even when you're tired).
So can pep pills, which the Air Force uses to keep pilots up and
running even when they're tired.
It's both an intriguing and *disturbing line of research. It is, after
all, *actual "mind control."
Perhaps the research could help to bring some people out of
comas or vegetative states?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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27 Mar 2005 04:08:59 PM |
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In our last episode <cbbd41p02qaq59mkqgnsq91omeppn7qm8b@4ax.com>, Elroy
Willis pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Mark K. Bilbo <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in alt.atheism
Robibnikoff pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
Godfrey <no@address.provided> wrote in message
I'd never leave the house...
This is making me think of the Orgasmatron from "Sleeper" :)
You know that we're getting closer to doing just that?
No, I'm *serious.
Transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS) holds the potential for
simulating pretty much any human experience by stimulating the brain. It
could, eventually, lead to true "virtual reality." And I'd bet my last
dollar that triggering an orgasm would be one of the easier tricks.
TMS is already being used as an experimental treatment for depression.
And last I read is being explored by the military as a way to "wake up"
someone who's sleepy (such as a pilot on a long mission, apparently an
appropriate magnetic pulse to a specific part of the brain can make you
"alert" even when you're tired).
So can pep pills, which the Air Force uses to keep pilots up and running
even when they're tired.
This is different from stimulants, it actually appears to "wake up" the
brain. Stimulants have a whole host of problems and are limited in their
usefulness.
It's both an intriguing and *disturbing line of research. It is, after
all, *actual "mind control."
Perhaps the research could help to bring some people out of comas or
vegetative states?
I would tend to doubt that. TMS only stimulates what exists. If the brain
is damaged, stimulating it may not yield any useful results. Particularly
in the case of vegetative states such as Shiavo's where whole sections of
the brain essentially no longer exist.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Godfrey" |
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27 Mar 2005 06:30:52 PM |
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On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:01:23 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <3aiu7oF695048U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Godfrey" <no@address.provided> wrote in message
news:oif8419ijbdghlba7etdj5qvodske56dpn@4ax.com...
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic
response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks
were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on,
his
hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
I'd never leave the house...
This is making me think of the Orgasmatron from "Sleeper" :)
You know that we're getting closer to doing just that?
No, I'm *serious.
Transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS) holds the potential for simulating
pretty much any human experience by stimulating the brain. It could,
eventually, lead to true "virtual reality."
That is amazingly cool. Imagine the possibilities...
And I'd bet my last dollar
that triggering an orgasm would be one of the easier tricks.
And one of the most popular!
TMS is already being used as an experimental treatment for depression. And
last I read is being explored by the military as a way to "wake up"
someone who's sleepy (such as a pilot on a long mission, apparently an
appropriate magnetic pulse to a specific part of the brain can make you
"alert" even when you're tired).
It's both an intriguing and *disturbing line of research. It is, after
all, *actual "mind control."
Yeah- it's the Matrix all over again.
-Godfrey
"Faith is not a justification, but an admission that
there is no justification. If there are rational
reasons to believe something, then "faith" is
superfluous. If there are no rational reasons to
believe something, then continued belief is, by
definition, irrational."
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Male orgasm pill |
28 Mar 2005 02:23:50 AM |
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In our last episode <vrud41hd1e8ep1qk8ck8qg7k7sg2ieumqg@4ax.com>, Godfrey
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:01:23 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <3aiu7oF695048U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Godfrey" <no@address.provided> wrote in message
news:oif8419ijbdghlba7etdj5qvodske56dpn@4ax.com...
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic
response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken
knecks
were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on,
his
hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
I'd never leave the house...
This is making me think of the Orgasmatron from "Sleeper" :)
You know that we're getting closer to doing just that?
No, I'm *serious.
Transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS) holds the potential for
simulating pretty much any human experience by stimulating the brain. It
could, eventually, lead to true "virtual reality."
That is amazingly cool. Imagine the possibilities...
And I'd bet my last dollar
that triggering an orgasm would be one of the easier tricks.
And one of the most popular!
TMS is already being used as an experimental treatment for depression.
And last I read is being explored by the military as a way to "wake up"
someone who's sleepy (such as a pilot on a long mission, apparently an
appropriate magnetic pulse to a specific part of the brain can make you
"alert" even when you're tired).
It's both an intriguing and *disturbing line of research. It is, after
all, *actual "mind control."
Yeah- it's the Matrix all over again.
We're many, many years away from that but it did occur to me that the
oldest, most basic things--like sex--are likely to be the easiest.
And you just *know somebody's gonna go there...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Godfrey" |
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| Title: Re: Male orgasm pill |
28 Mar 2005 07:57:46 AM |
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:23:50 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <vrud41hd1e8ep1qk8ck8qg7k7sg2ieumqg@4ax.com>, Godfrey
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:01:23 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <3aiu7oF695048U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Godfrey" <no@address.provided> wrote in message
news:oif8419ijbdghlba7etdj5qvodske56dpn@4ax.com...
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic
response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken
knecks
were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on,
his
hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
I'd never leave the house...
This is making me think of the Orgasmatron from "Sleeper" :)
You know that we're getting closer to doing just that?
No, I'm *serious.
Transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS) holds the potential for
simulating pretty much any human experience by stimulating the brain. It
could, eventually, lead to true "virtual reality."
That is amazingly cool. Imagine the possibilities...
And I'd bet my last dollar
that triggering an orgasm would be one of the easier tricks.
And one of the most popular!
TMS is already being used as an experimental treatment for depression.
And last I read is being explored by the military as a way to "wake up"
someone who's sleepy (such as a pilot on a long mission, apparently an
appropriate magnetic pulse to a specific part of the brain can make you
"alert" even when you're tired).
It's both an intriguing and *disturbing line of research. It is, after
all, *actual "mind control."
Yeah- it's the Matrix all over again.
We're many, many years away from that but it did occur to me that the
oldest, most basic things--like sex--are likely to be the easiest.
And you just *know somebody's gonna go there...
But of course. And who will it be, you ask? The same people that
supported the blossoming of the Internet with their porn dollars; the
repressed Christians! :-)
-Godfrey
"Faith is not a justification, but an admission that
there is no justification. If there are rational
reasons to believe something, then "faith" is
superfluous. If there are no rational reasons to
believe something, then continued belief is, by
definition, irrational."
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Male orgasm pill |
29 Mar 2005 12:28:29 PM |
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In our last episode <paef419lla1ehqag3dika11099ach6rd6c@4ax.com>, Godfrey
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:23:50 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <vrud41hd1e8ep1qk8ck8qg7k7sg2ieumqg@4ax.com>, Godfrey
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
On Sat, 26 Mar 2005 08:01:23 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote:
In our last episode <3aiu7oF695048U1@individual.net>, Robibnikoff
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
"Godfrey" <no@address.provided> wrote in message
news:oif8419ijbdghlba7etdj5qvodske56dpn@4ax.com...
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women
orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the
cervix
which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The
orgasmic
response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken
knecks
were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard
on, his
hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
I'd never leave the house...
This is making me think of the Orgasmatron from "Sleeper" :)
You know that we're getting closer to doing just that?
No, I'm *serious.
Transcranial magnetic stimulation (TMS) holds the potential for
simulating pretty much any human experience by stimulating the brain.
It could, eventually, lead to true "virtual reality."
That is amazingly cool. Imagine the possibilities...
And I'd bet my last dollar
that triggering an orgasm would be one of the easier tricks.
And one of the most popular!
TMS is already being used as an experimental treatment for depression.
And last I read is being explored by the military as a way to "wake up"
someone who's sleepy (such as a pilot on a long mission, apparently an
appropriate magnetic pulse to a specific part of the brain can make you
"alert" even when you're tired).
It's both an intriguing and *disturbing line of research. It is, after
all, *actual "mind control."
Yeah- it's the Matrix all over again.
We're many, many years away from that but it did occur to me that the
oldest, most basic things--like sex--are likely to be the easiest.
And you just *know somebody's gonna go there...
But of course. And who will it be, you ask? The same people that
supported the blossoming of the Internet with their porn dollars; the
repressed Christians! :-)
Ah yes. While, of course, taking a public position of how horrible the
practice is and how it needs to be banned for the public good...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Godfrey" |
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| Title: Re: Male orgasm pill |
26 Mar 2005 01:44:57 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:58:02 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Godfrey" <no@address.provided> wrote in message
news:oif8419ijbdghlba7etdj5qvodske56dpn@4ax.com...
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix
which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic
response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks
were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his
hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
I'd never leave the house...
This is making me think of the Orgasmatron from "Sleeper" :)
Funny you say that. I'm on a strict vitamin-and-exercise regimen
precisely so that I can live long enough for the Orgasmatron to be
invented.
A man can dream, Robyn. A man can dream...
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Male orgasm pill |
25 Mar 2005 05:12:05 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:38:44 GMT, Godfrey <no@address.provided> wrote:
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
I'd never leave the house...
Ah, so you have a pharmacist that delivers? :-)
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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| User: "Godfrey" |
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| Title: Re: Male orgasm pill |
26 Mar 2005 01:43:21 AM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 11:12:05 -0600,
wrote:
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 16:38:44 GMT, Godfrey <no@address.provided> wrote:
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
I'd never leave the house...
Ah, so you have a pharmacist that delivers? :-)
In a manner of speaking, yes. She charges $200 per hour...
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| User: "MsAnthrope" |
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| Title: Re: Male orgasm pill |
25 Mar 2005 04:13:58 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
But these pills are really too thick and long to swallow.
--
MsAnthrope
http://web.newsguy.com/rubyred
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Male orgasm pill |
25 Mar 2005 04:35:57 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:13:58 -0800, MsAnthrope <ms@nthr.ope> wrote:
On Fri, 25 Mar 2005 08:53:08 +0000, "me" <here@now.com> wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
But these pills are really too thick and long to swallow.
Like the Catholic pill? The one they hold between their knees during
sex?
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: Male orgasm pill |
26 Mar 2005 12:43:05 PM |
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me wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
I thought we already had a male orgasm pill, as far as I remember,
they're called 'Women' !
:)
--
Jez
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
NFS Underground2, Americas Army And MOH-PA
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| User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor" |
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| Title: Re: Male orgasm pill |
25 Mar 2005 03:41:05 PM |
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me wrote:
I read somewhere that doctors now have pills that give women orgasms
Apparently they discovered that the orgasm was centered on the cervix which, when
stimulated, sent a chemical signal direct to the brain. The orgasmic response was not a
"nerve signal" using the spine as its pathway. Women with broken knecks were
having orgasms.
The chemists synthesised this chemical.
There are pills that give women orgasms
Now - what if they've got a male orgasm pill?
Picture it - a man takes one of these pills - gets a raging hard on, his hips start moving,
he loses conscious control of his thrusting and .... ahhhh ... he
Men could take them every night when they go to bed.
Doctors could prescribe them.
Who needs a pill? Orgasms for men are pretty common, even when we are
not boinking like bunnies.
Then there is always the "manual" method to consider.
So, why would male, other then those with a physiological condition,
need a pill?
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor
A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
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