Religions > Atheism > Man crashes pickup into showroom; told dealer Jesus would finance a new car for him
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"C. Wilson" |
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24 Aug 2004 08:00:08 PM |
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Man crashes pickup into showroom; told dealer Jesus would finance a new car for him |
"FARMINGTON — A man who called himself Ray Montano and held a Bible,
drove a 1990s gray Ford Ranger pickup through the front window of a
local automobile dealership Monday. The man took the action after
employees refused to give Montano keys to a new car on the showroom
floor, Farmington Police Patrolman Mike Archuleta said."
"Earlier, Montano had told Webb Chevrolet Toyota Finance Officer Bob
Bish that Jesus Christ would finance the new car for him"
http://www.daily-times.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=479&num=13384
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Man crashes pickup into showroom; told dealer Jesus would finance a new car for him |
24 Aug 2004 08:53:10 PM |
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"C. Wilson" <night-owl@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:a9fc94aa734322cc6eedd8b20b16765c@news.meganetnews.com...
"FARMINGTON - A man who called himself Ray Montano and held a Bible,
drove a 1990s gray Ford Ranger pickup through the front window of a
local automobile dealership Monday. The man took the action after
employees refused to give Montano keys to a new car on the showroom
floor, Farmington Police Patrolman Mike Archuleta said."
"Earlier, Montano had told Webb Chevrolet Toyota Finance Officer Bob
Bish that Jesus Christ would finance the new car for him"
http://www.daily-times.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=479&num=13384
Is this along the lines of "Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz"? :)
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| User: "C. Wilson" |
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| Title: Re: Man crashes pickup into showroom; told dealer Jesus would finance a new car for him |
25 Aug 2004 07:13:11 PM |
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On Tue, 24 Aug 2004 21:53:10 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism:
"C. Wilson" <night-owl@swbell.net> wrote in message
news:a9fc94aa734322cc6eedd8b20b16765c@news.meganetnews.com...
"FARMINGTON - A man who called himself Ray Montano and held a Bible,
drove a 1990s gray Ford Ranger pickup through the front window of a
local automobile dealership Monday. The man took the action after
employees refused to give Montano keys to a new car on the showroom
floor, Farmington Police Patrolman Mike Archuleta said."
"Earlier, Montano had told Webb Chevrolet Toyota Finance Officer Bob
Bish that Jesus Christ would finance the new car for him"
http://www.daily-times.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=479&num=13384
Is this along the lines of "Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz"? :)
Something like that. ;-)
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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| Title: Re: Man crashes pickup into showroom; told dealer Jesus would finance a new car for him |
25 Aug 2004 09:25:47 PM |
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http://www.daily-times.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=479&num=13384
Is this along the lines of "Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz"? :)
Something like that. ;-)
"Give to every man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh away thy goods
ask them not again." - Luke 6:30
Yup...he was just following Scripture. It was the car dealer who was the
infidel.
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "Sean C" |
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| Title: Re: Man crashes pickup into showroom; told dealer Jesus would finance a new car for him |
25 Aug 2004 01:53:07 AM |
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In article <a9fc94aa734322cc6eedd8b20b16765c@news.meganetnews.com>, C.
Wilson <night-owl@swbell.net> wrote:
"Earlier, Montano had told Webb Chevrolet Toyota Finance Officer Bob
Bish that Jesus Christ would finance the new car for him"
Yes, but first he had to find a bank that would take a check signed
"Jesus H Christ."
Sean C
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| User: "C. Wilson" |
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| Title: Re: Man crashes pickup into showroom; told dealer Jesus would finance a new car for him |
25 Aug 2004 07:33:32 PM |
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On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 02:53:07 -0400, Sean C
<redhawk@burnspammersalive.hvc.rr.com> wrote in alt.atheism:
In article <a9fc94aa734322cc6eedd8b20b16765c@news.meganetnews.com>, C.
Wilson <night-owl@swbell.net> wrote:
"Earlier, Montano had told Webb Chevrolet Toyota Finance Officer Bob
Bish that Jesus Christ would finance the new car for him"
Yes, but first he had to find a bank that would take a check signed
"Jesus H Christ."
Sean C
Maybe he should have tried the Vatican Bank?
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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| Title: Re: Man crashes pickup into showroom; told dealer Jesus would finance a new car for him |
25 Aug 2004 10:47:47 PM |
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On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 02:53:07 -0400, Sean C wrote:
In article <a9fc94aa734322cc6eedd8b20b16765c@news.meganetnews.com>, C.
Wilson <night-owl@swbell.net> wrote:
"Earlier, Montano had told Webb Chevrolet Toyota Finance Officer Bob
Bish that Jesus Christ would finance the new car for him"
Yes, but first he had to find a bank that would take a check signed
"Jesus H Christ."
No, Jesus was trying to do a cheque by phone and forgot his routing number.
Not to mention that he had just used cheque 665, and was feeling a little
awkward about having to give the next cheque number in line...
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