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10 Jan 2008 01:54:33 PM |
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Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand |
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
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"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
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10 Jan 2008 02:41:23 PM |
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"Guest Pest" <guestpest@Whoohoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A2197ABF3267guestpestwhoohoocom@216.196.97.142...
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
Loved this part:
"The book of Matthew also contains the passage: "And if your right hand
causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to
lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."
Just following The Wholly Babble, he was.
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10 Jan 2008 03:12:42 PM |
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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:41:23 -0600, "LC" <LC_____@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Guest Pest" <guestpest@Whoohoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A2197ABF3267guestpestwhoohoocom@216.196.97.142...
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
Loved this part:
"The book of Matthew also contains the passage: "And if your right hand
causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to
lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."
Just following The Wholly Babble, he was.
And they try to tell us religious folks aren't nuckin' futz.
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10 Jan 2008 03:46:34 PM |
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"John Baker" <nunya@bizniz.net> wrote in message
news:ah2do39e5rgaaogfb1kghb8jstddgin6a4@4ax.com...
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 14:41:23 -0600, "LC" <LC_____@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Guest Pest" <guestpest@Whoohoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A2197ABF3267guestpestwhoohoocom@216.196.97.142...
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
Loved this part:
"The book of Matthew also contains the passage: "And if your right hand
causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to
lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."
Just following The Wholly Babble, he was.
And they try to tell us religious folks aren't nuckin' futz.
And kinky:
"OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical
asphyxia" was found hogtied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a
face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head
mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev.
Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old
pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home
at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic
undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the
autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper
chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber
briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately
following his death, church officials issued a press release asking
community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to
Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the
strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ."
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html
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10 Jan 2008 03:55:34 PM |
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"Guest Pest" <guestpest@Whoohoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A2197ABF3267guestpestwhoohoocom@216.196.97.142...
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
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"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
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Was it this dude?
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/162/f/b/Evil_DEAD_by_stanleehouston.jpg
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11 Jan 2008 08:52:29 AM |
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"Lee" <me@localhost> wrote in message
news:47869453$0$8429$db0fefd9@news.zen.co.uk...
"Guest Pest" <guestpest@Whoohoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A2197ABF3267guestpestwhoohoocom@216.196.97.142...
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
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Was it this dude?
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/162/f/b/Evil_DEAD_by_stanleehouston.jpg
Groovy!
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
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11 Jan 2008 08:50:56 AM |
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"Guest Pest" <guestpest@Whoohoo.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A2197ABF3267guestpestwhoohoocom@216.196.97.142...
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
Give him a hand, folks!
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
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| User: "Scott Richter" |
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11 Jan 2008 10:42:12 AM |
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Guest Pest <guestpest@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
When police arrived, they noted that the mark of the beast was actually
on the man's OTHER hand...
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11 Jan 2008 11:48:41 AM |
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"Scott Richter" <scottrichter422@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1iajmsp.jnlytm1wjvhzlN%scottrichter422@yahoo.com...
Guest Pest <guestpest@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
When police arrived, they noted that the mark of the beast was actually
on the man's OTHER hand...
How embarrassing!
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Smiler" |
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11 Jan 2008 11:27:38 PM |
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"Scott Richter" <scottrichter422@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1iajmsp.jnlytm1wjvhzlN%scottrichter422@yahoo.com...
Guest Pest <guestpest@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
When police arrived, they noted that the mark of the beast was actually
on the man's OTHER hand...
OTOH.........
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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13 Jan 2008 02:22:28 AM |
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In article <Xns9A2197ABF3267guestpestwhoohoocom@216.196.97.142>,
Guest Pest <guestpest@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
What a loon!
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John #1782
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10 Jan 2008 03:17:01 PM |
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On Jan 10, 1:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
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I'd like to say he's arm-less, but I can't. What he did is hands down
the most idiotic thing I heard of. But to be fair, he didn't knuckle
under. He considered the wrist factor, nailed it and then fingered
himself! You gotta hand it to him. At least he wasn't caught with
his hand in the cookie jar.
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10 Jan 2008 09:13:00 PM |
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"Budikka666" <budikka1@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:4431391e-8a89-4b35-993d-2a4f17e5de26@p69g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Jan 10, 1:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
________________________________________________________
I'd like to say he's arm-less, but I can't. What he did is hands down
the most idiotic thing I heard of. But to be fair, he didn't knuckle
under. He considered the wrist factor, nailed it and then fingered
himself! You gotta hand it to him. At least he wasn't caught with
his hand in the cookie jar.
It's no good, you can never get all the puns off in one spasm.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http//www.io.com/~dloubet
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11 Jan 2008 08:53:31 AM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
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"Budikka666" <budikka1@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:4431391e-8a89-4b35-993d-2a4f17e5de26@p69g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
On Jan 10, 1:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
________________________________________________________
I'd like to say he's arm-less, but I can't. What he did is hands down
the most idiotic thing I heard of. But to be fair, he didn't knuckle
under. He considered the wrist factor, nailed it and then fingered
himself! You gotta hand it to him. At least he wasn't caught with
his hand in the cookie jar.
It's no good, you can never get all the puns off in one spasm.
Indeed. It's unfair not to share the wealth.
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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10 Jan 2008 06:24:45 PM |
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Budikka666 wrote:
On Jan 10, 1:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
I'd like to say he's arm-less, but I can't. What he did is hands down
the most idiotic thing I heard of. But to be fair, he didn't knuckle
under. He considered the wrist factor, nailed it and then fingered
himself! You gotta hand it to him. At least he wasn't caught with
his hand in the cookie jar.
Rejected ideas for puns:
Now the taxpayers will have to foot the bill.
It'll cost an arm and a leg.
He played in Star Wars as Hand Solo.
--
Perfect Islam
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| User: "Apostate" |
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10 Jan 2008 07:33:41 PM |
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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:24:45 -0600, Perfect Islam <perfectIslam@notreal.org> wrote:
Budikka666 wrote:
On Jan 10, 1:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
I'd like to say he's arm-less, but I can't. What he did is hands down
the most idiotic thing I heard of. But to be fair, he didn't knuckle
under. He considered the wrist factor, nailed it and then fingered
himself! You gotta hand it to him. At least he wasn't caught with
his hand in the cookie jar.
Rejected ideas for puns:
Now the taxpayers will have to foot the bill.
It'll cost an arm and a leg.
He played in Star Wars as Hand Solo.
Oh, so that's how it's done.
Hand Solo, not bad.
--
Apostate a.a. #1931
..sig currently undergoing maintenance
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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11 Jan 2008 12:54:00 AM |
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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:33:41 -0500, Apostate
<godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:24:45 -0600, Perfect Islam <perfectIslam@notreal.org> wrote:
Budikka666 wrote:
On Jan 10, 1:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
I'd like to say he's arm-less, but I can't. What he did is hands down
the most idiotic thing I heard of. But to be fair, he didn't knuckle
under. He considered the wrist factor, nailed it and then fingered
himself! You gotta hand it to him. At least he wasn't caught with
his hand in the cookie jar.
Rejected ideas for puns:
Now the taxpayers will have to foot the bill.
It'll cost an arm and a leg.
He played in Star Wars as Hand Solo.
Oh, so that's how it's done.
Hand Solo, not bad.
That Islam for ya.
Wankers the lot of 'em.
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| User: "John Baker" |
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11 Jan 2008 04:42:02 AM |
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:24:00 +1030, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:33:41 -0500, Apostate
<godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:24:45 -0600, Perfect Islam <perfectIslam@notreal.org> wrote:
Budikka666 wrote:
On Jan 10, 1:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
I'd like to say he's arm-less, but I can't. What he did is hands down
the most idiotic thing I heard of. But to be fair, he didn't knuckle
under. He considered the wrist factor, nailed it and then fingered
himself! You gotta hand it to him. At least he wasn't caught with
his hand in the cookie jar.
Rejected ideas for puns:
Now the taxpayers will have to foot the bill.
It'll cost an arm and a leg.
He played in Star Wars as Hand Solo.
Oh, so that's how it's done.
Hand Solo, not bad.
That Islam for ya.
Wankers the lot of 'em.
But then, 'Perfect Islam' is an athieist...
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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11 Jan 2008 04:46:15 PM |
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:42:02 -0500, John Baker <nunya@bizniz.net>
wrote:
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:24:00 +1030, Michael Gray
<mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:33:41 -0500, Apostate
<godless.*****@yeehaw.org.invalid> wrote:
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 18:24:45 -0600, Perfect Islam <perfectIslam@notreal.org> wrote:
Budikka666 wrote:
On Jan 10, 1:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
I'd like to say he's arm-less, but I can't. What he did is hands down
the most idiotic thing I heard of. But to be fair, he didn't knuckle
under. He considered the wrist factor, nailed it and then fingered
himself! You gotta hand it to him. At least he wasn't caught with
his hand in the cookie jar.
Rejected ideas for puns:
Now the taxpayers will have to foot the bill.
It'll cost an arm and a leg.
He played in Star Wars as Hand Solo.
Oh, so that's how it's done.
Hand Solo, not bad.
That Islam for ya.
Wankers the lot of 'em.
But then, 'Perfect Islam' is an athieist...
That does not alter my assertion one iota!
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10 Jan 2008 03:49:29 PM |
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On Jan 10, 2:17=A0pm, Budikka666 <budik...@netscape.net> wrote:
On Jan 10, 1:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
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=A0 =A0 _T o m_
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0a.a#1253
=A0 =A0 guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
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"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
=A0the more they stand in need of treatment."
=A0 =A0 -- Epictetus
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I'd like to say he's arm-less, but I can't. =A0What he did is hands down
the most idiotic thing I heard of. =A0But to be fair, he didn't knuckle
under. =A0He considered the wrist factor, nailed it and then fingered
himself! =A0You gotta hand it to him. =A0At least he wasn't caught with
his hand in the cookie jar.
Nor did he try to palm the blame off onto somebody else.
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
skyeyes nine at cox dot net
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10 Jan 2008 02:05:08 PM |
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On Jan 10, 2:54=A0pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
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=A0 =A0 _T o m_
=A0 =A0 =A0 =A0 =A0a.a#1253
=A0 =A0 guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
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"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
=A0the more they stand in need of treatment."
=A0 =A0 -- Epictetus
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Well done!?
JohnN
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10 Jan 2008 05:14:31 PM |
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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:05:08 -0800 (PST), JohnN
<jnorris53@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 2:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
________________________________________________________
Well done!?
Give the man a hand.
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| User: "Smiler" |
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10 Jan 2008 11:02:02 PM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:dm9do3172c4dneulcv7jphsq3j34p1g7ed@4ax.com...
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:05:08 -0800 (PST), JohnN
<jnorris53@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 2:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
________________________________________________________
Well done!?
Give the man a hand.
Nah. Let him buy one from a second hand shop.
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand |
11 Jan 2008 12:52:59 AM |
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:02:02 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:dm9do3172c4dneulcv7jphsq3j34p1g7ed@4ax.com...
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:05:08 -0800 (PST), JohnN
<jnorris53@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 2:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
________________________________________________________
Well done!?
Give the man a hand.
Nah. Let him buy one from a second hand shop.
Madame Palm's?
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand |
11 Jan 2008 11:23:00 PM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:th4eo3584gcefsmrrmhklsn3f8chc0b285@4ax.com...
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:02:02 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:dm9do3172c4dneulcv7jphsq3j34p1g7ed@4ax.com...
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:05:08 -0800 (PST), JohnN
<jnorris53@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 2:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
________________________________________________________
Well done!?
Give the man a hand.
Nah. Let him buy one from a second hand shop.
Madame Palm's?
Tom Thumb's.
Smiler,
The godless one
a.a.# 2279
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand |
12 Jan 2008 12:16:30 AM |
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On Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:23:00 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:th4eo3584gcefsmrrmhklsn3f8chc0b285@4ax.com...
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:02:02 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:dm9do3172c4dneulcv7jphsq3j34p1g7ed@4ax.com...
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:05:08 -0800 (PST), JohnN
<jnorris53@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 2:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
________________________________________________________
Well done!?
Give the man a hand.
Nah. Let him buy one from a second hand shop.
Madame Palm's?
Tom Thumb's.
He's limp-wristed.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand |
10 Jan 2008 11:10:10 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> bloodied us
up with this:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:dm9do3172c4dneulcv7jphsq3j34p1g7ed@4ax.com...
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:05:08 -0800 (PST), JohnN
<jnorris53@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 2:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
________________________________________________________
Well done!?
Give the man a hand.
Nah. Let him buy one from a second hand shop.
Ugh. I gotta hand it to ya...
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand |
11 Jan 2008 08:51:23 AM |
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9A21D76392B37vicman@207.115.33.102...
One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> bloodied us
up with this:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:dm9do3172c4dneulcv7jphsq3j34p1g7ed@4ax.com...
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:05:08 -0800 (PST), JohnN
<jnorris53@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 2:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
________________________________________________________
Well done!?
Give the man a hand.
Nah. Let him buy one from a second hand shop.
Ugh. I gotta hand it to ya...
Well, that's mighty handy............
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand |
11 Jan 2008 12:53:22 AM |
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On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:10:10 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> bloodied us
up with this:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:dm9do3172c4dneulcv7jphsq3j34p1g7ed@4ax.com...
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:05:08 -0800 (PST), JohnN
<jnorris53@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 2:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
________________________________________________________
Well done!?
Give the man a hand.
Nah. Let him buy one from a second hand shop.
Ugh. I gotta hand it to ya...
He could steal it: five finger discount.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand |
11 Jan 2008 08:51:45 AM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:hi4eo3tg211c2r8a28a85rjg026tg1ji2q@4ax.com...
On Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:10:10 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com> bloodied us
up with this:
"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:dm9do3172c4dneulcv7jphsq3j34p1g7ed@4ax.com...
On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 12:05:08 -0800 (PST), JohnN
<jnorris53@hotmail.com> wrote:
On Jan 10, 2:54 pm, Guest Pest <guestp...@Whoohoo.com> wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
--
_T o m_
a.a#1253
guestpest /at/ yahoo /dot/ com
________________________________________________________
"But the more firmly they believe in their delusions,
the more they stand in need of treatment."
-- Epictetus
________________________________________________________
Well done!?
Give the man a hand.
Nah. Let him buy one from a second hand shop.
Ugh. I gotta hand it to ya...
He could steal it: five finger discount.\
Naw, just hand it over.....
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand |
10 Jan 2008 05:14:45 PM |
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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:54:33 -0600, Guest Pest <guestpest@Whoohoo.com>
wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
Why not dial 666?
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| User: "Kelsey Bjarnason" |
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| Title: Re: Man cuts off, microwaves his own hand |
10 Jan 2008 06:26:50 PM |
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On Thu, 10 Jan 2008 13:54:33 -0600, Guest Pest wrote:
HAYDEN, Idaho - A man who believed he bore the "mark of the
beast" used a circular saw to cut off one hand, then he
cooked it in the microwave and called 911, authorities said.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080110/ap_on_fe_st/microwaved_hand_6
Giving a new twist to the old Zen koan, to wit, "What is the sound of one
hand crisping?"
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