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"St. Jackanapes" |
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26 Sep 2007 10:11:12 PM |
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Man finds human leg in smoker |
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction=20
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked=20
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he=20
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he=20
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above=20
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at=20
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and=20
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated=20
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?for=20
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about=20
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,=20
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
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St. Jackanapes
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| User: "Hatter" |
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
28 Sep 2007 07:50:06 AM |
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On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,
police said.
Imagining a Bob Newhart phone type conversation
Yes, uhm, lost and found?
Good, uh, I'm trying to claim a lost item.
Oh, I have to specify.
Uhhunh
Do you have, um, any, 'unusual' items back there? Something about
two- two and a half feet long perhaps?
Oh, there are several items that meet the description.
Umm, so do any of them have a funny smell?
Ok, uhm, I'll be frank with you, Do-do you have any human remains? A
leg perhaps?
No, No, I'm not joking you.
Uh, Hello? Hello?
Hatter
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| User: "Ferd Farkel" |
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
27 Sep 2007 12:45:30 AM |
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On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
28 Sep 2007 01:42:24 AM |
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Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
=20
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
--=20
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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| User: "JQPublic" |
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28 Sep 2007 04:43:21 PM |
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St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,
police said.
© 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
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| User: "Ferd Farkel" |
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
28 Sep 2007 06:11:48 PM |
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On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
29 Sep 2007 02:46:03 AM |
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Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
=20
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
--=20
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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29 Sep 2007 12:02:59 PM |
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On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicing
cannibalism? "Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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01 Oct 2007 06:24:35 PM |
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Father Haskell held us spellbound with...
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com=
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
=20
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
=20
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicing
cannibalism? "Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
If Farmer Vincent said that it's so, then it must be true!
--=20
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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-- John Vogel, a most annoying Christian.=20
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| User: "Ferd Farkel" |
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03 Oct 2007 12:04:18 PM |
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On Oct 1, 7:24 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Father Haskell held us spellbound with...
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.c=
om>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what =
he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches abo=
ve
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputat=
ed
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?f=
or
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele sai=
d=2E
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, abo=
ut
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicing
cannibalism? "Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
If Farmer Vincent said that it's so, then it must be true!
Odd, though. Why is it they never ask the question
everyone wonders about most. What does it taste
like?
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
05 Oct 2007 04:29:36 AM |
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Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 1, 7:24 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Father Haskell held us spellbound with...
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail=
..com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auct=
ion
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw wha=
t he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches a=
bove
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind=
at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother a=
nd
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amput=
ated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery =
?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele s=
aid.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, a=
bout
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated l=
eg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicing
cannibalism? "Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
If Farmer Vincent said that it's so, then it must be true!
=20
Odd, though. Why is it they never ask the question
everyone wonders about most. What does it taste
like?
That all depends on what "it" is, I suppose.
--=20
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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- USENET KOOKS: http://jackanapes.ws/kooks.html -
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-- John Vogel, a most annoying Christian.=20
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| User: "Ferd Farkel" |
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
05 Oct 2007 12:48:14 PM |
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On Oct 5, 5:29 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 1, 7:24 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Father Haskell held us spellbound with...
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotma=
il.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an au=
ction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw w=
hat he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches=
above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behi=
nd at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother=
and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amp=
utated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surger=
y ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele=
said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden,=
about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated=
leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicing
cannibalism? "Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
If Farmer Vincent said that it's so, then it must be true!
Odd, though. Why is it they never ask the question
everyone wonders about most. What does it taste
like?
That all depends on what "it" is, I suppose.
The choicer cuts. And recipes.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
08 Oct 2007 06:04:37 PM |
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In article <1191606494.602441.170300@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com>,=20
frdfrkl@yahoo.com says...
On Oct 5, 5:29 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 1, 7:24 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote=
:
Father Haskell held us spellbound with...
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hot=
mail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an =
auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he look=
ed
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw=
what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When=
he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inch=
es above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left be=
hind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the moth=
er and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found=
..
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg a=
mputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surg=
ery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Stee=
le said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maide=
n, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputat=
ed leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicing
cannibalism? "Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
If Farmer Vincent said that it's so, then it must be true!
Odd, though. Why is it they never ask the question
everyone wonders about most. What does it taste
like?
That all depends on what "it" is, I suppose.
=20
The choicer cuts. And recipes.
The smoked leg story gets messy: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21088150/
--=20
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08 Oct 2007 09:47:37 PM |
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On Oct 8, 7:04 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
In article <1191606494.602441.170...@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com>,
frdf...@yahoo.com says...
On Oct 5, 5:29 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 1, 7:24 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wro=
te:
Father Haskell held us spellbound with...
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@h=
otmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at a=
n auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he lo=
oked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and s=
aw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. Wh=
en he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 in=
ches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left =
behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mo=
ther and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was fou=
nd.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg=
amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the su=
rgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? St=
eele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Mai=
den, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amput=
ated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicing
cannibalism? "Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
If Farmer Vincent said that it's so, then it must be true!
Odd, though. Why is it they never ask the question
everyone wonders about most. What does it taste
like?
That all depends on what "it" is, I suppose.
The choicer cuts. And recipes.
The smoked leg story gets messy:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21088150/
He should at least get 40%.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
09 Oct 2007 01:57:36 PM |
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Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 8, 7:04 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
In article <1191606494.602441.170...@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com>,
frdf...@yahoo.com says...
On Oct 5, 5:29 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote=
:
Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 1, 7:24 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> w=
rote:
Father Haskell held us spellbound with...
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.c=
om>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...=
@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at=
an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he =
looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and=
saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. =
When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 =
inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items lef=
t behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the =
mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was f=
ound.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his l=
eg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the =
surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? =
Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to M=
aiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amp=
utated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/209824=
14/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicing
cannibalism? "Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
If Farmer Vincent said that it's so, then it must be true!
Odd, though. Why is it they never ask the question
everyone wonders about most. What does it taste
like?
That all depends on what "it" is, I suppose.
The choicer cuts. And recipes.
The smoked leg story gets messy:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21088150/
=20
He should at least get 40%.
If he was so ***** attached to his leg, why did he let his storage=20
payment lapse so bad that they auctioned off his stuff?
--=20
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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| User: "Ferd Farkel" |
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
09 Oct 2007 04:28:34 PM |
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On Oct 9, 2:57 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 8, 7:04 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
In article <1191606494.602441.170...@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com>,
frdf...@yahoo.com says...
On Oct 5, 5:29 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wro=
te:
Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 1, 7:24 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>=
wrote:
Father Haskell held us spellbound with...
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail=
..com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow.=
..=2E@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday =
at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had h=
e looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker a=
nd saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper=
.. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to =
3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items l=
eft behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted th=
e mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was=
found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his=
leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following th=
e surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,=
? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to=
Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his a=
mputated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/2098=
2414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human le=
g=2E
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicing
cannibalism? "Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
If Farmer Vincent said that it's so, then it must be true!
Odd, though. Why is it they never ask the question
everyone wonders about most. What does it taste
like?
That all depends on what "it" is, I suppose.
The choicer cuts. And recipes.
The smoked leg story gets messy:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21088150/
He should at least get 40%.
If he was so ***** attached to his leg, why did he let his storage
payment lapse so bad that they auctioned off his stuff?
He could have converted to catholicism and let the church
put his leg up for storage in a reliquery, completely free
of charge.
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| User: "St. Jackanapes" |
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
12 Oct 2007 03:46:41 AM |
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Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 9, 2:57 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 8, 7:04 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote=
:
In article <1191606494.602441.170...@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com>,
frdf...@yahoo.com says...
On Oct 5, 5:29 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> w=
rote:
Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 1, 7:24 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.co=
m> wrote:
Father Haskell held us spellbound with...
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotma=
il.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jacko=
w...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discover=
y
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesda=
y at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had=
he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker=
and saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in pap=
er. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 t=
o 3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items=
left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted =
the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker w=
as found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had h=
is leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following =
the surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against i=
t,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive =
to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his=
amputated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20=
982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human =
leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course'=
s
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practici=
ng
cannibalism? "Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
If Farmer Vincent said that it's so, then it must be true!
Odd, though. Why is it they never ask the question
everyone wonders about most. What does it taste
like?
That all depends on what "it" is, I suppose.
The choicer cuts. And recipes.
The smoked leg story gets messy:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/2108815=
0/
He should at least get 40%.
If he was so ***** attached to his leg, why did he let his storage
payment lapse so bad that they auctioned off his stuff?
=20
He could have converted to catholicism and let the church
put his leg up for storage in a reliquery, completely free
of charge.
Heck, they would have even decorated it with gold stuff.
--=20
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
12 Oct 2007 07:55:35 PM |
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On Oct 12, 4:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 9, 2:57 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wrote:
Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 8, 7:04 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com> wro=
te:
In article <1191606494.602441.170...@y42g2000hsy.googlegroups.com=
,
frdf...@yahoo.com says...
On Oct 5, 5:29 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>=
wrote:
Ferd Farkel spake thusly...
On Oct 1, 7:24 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.=
com> wrote:
Father Haskell held us spellbound with...
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hot=
mail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jac=
kow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discov=
ery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tues=
day at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice h=
ad he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smok=
er and saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in p=
aper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2=
to 3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of ite=
ms left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacte=
d the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker=
was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had=
his leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg followin=
g the surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much abou=
t=2E
?The rest of the family was very much against=
it,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to driv=
e to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim h=
is amputated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/=
20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole huma=
n leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main cours=
e's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practi=
cing
cannibalism? "Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
If Farmer Vincent said that it's so, then it must be true!
Odd, though. Why is it they never ask the question
everyone wonders about most. What does it taste
like?
That all depends on what "it" is, I suppose.
The choicer cuts. And recipes.
The smoked leg story gets messy:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21088=
150/
He should at least get 40%.
If he was so ***** attached to his leg, why did he let his storage
payment lapse so bad that they auctioned off his stuff?
He could have converted to catholicism and let the church
put his leg up for storage in a reliquery, completely free
of charge.
Heck, they would have even decorated it with gold stuff.
He could carve off little bits and sell them. To hell with
work.
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10 Oct 2007 06:50:07 AM |
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On Sep 29, 11:02 am, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicingcannibalism? =
"Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
Turks agree!:
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/IJ03Ak01.html
KEBABBLE
A meaty tale of sordid murder
By Fazile Zahir
"I love to eat human flesh. It makes me ecstatic. We are fools to have
been eating beef for so long." - Ozgur Dengiz
FETHIYE, Turkey - Ozgur Dengiz was arrested in the Mamak area of
Ankara recently for the murder and consumption of 55-year-old council
worker Cafer Er.
Er had been missing for a week when the police discovered his corpse
in the public garbage dump in Mamak. On closer examination of the
body, it became apparent that Er had been murdered and his body
mutilated. Large chunks of flesh had been cut from the soft parts of
his body. Further investigation by the homicide squad turned up
information that Er had last been seen arguing with a young man in the
council park he was responsible for keeping clean.
The police soon traced Ozgur Dengiz, 27, and when they went to charge
him and searched the apartment he shared with his parents for
evidence, they allegedly discovered fresh meat in the refrigerator.
Immediately suspicious because of the wounds to Er's body, samples
were sent for analysis. These came back with the positive
identification of human arm, thigh and buttock flesh, police say.
Dengiz showed no remorse for his alleged actions, saying he was
irresistibly drawn to eating people. He coolly recounted what had
taken place in his police statement:
I was walking around the area under Mamak Bridge. I had gone there to
kill someone and had my special knife with me and a gun. I had already
fired at someone gathering litter because they were cluttering up my
space. Then I saw a man on a bench in the park and sat down next to
him and struck up a conversation. After I got up [I] walked behind him
and shot him twice. I dragged his body off and put it in the back seat
of the car.
I cut off some meat with a cleaver. Then I felt [nauseated], so I ate
some of it raw to get over that and put the rest in my bag. I found I
liked the taste. Then I wrapped him in a black cloth and put him in
the [luggage compartment] of my car and drove around the city for a
while. Later I dumped his body at the [garbage dump] and went home. I
gave some of his meat to the dogs outside my apartment and put the
rest in the fridge.
The only emotion he is said to have exhibited as he explained his
grotesque behavior was to break into fits of laughter.
Dengiz had killed before, shooting a friend after a trivial argument
when he was 17 years old. He was sentenced to 10 years in jail in 1997
but was released after three under the terms of a "special conditions"
amnesty. He also confessed to attacking Abbas, another council worker,
a few months ago. Despite having been shot in the head and stomach,
Abbas managed to escape. Dengiz said, "If he hadn't gotten away I
would have cut him up too. I murder because I want to eat human
flesh."
He was also found to be in possession of the gun used to murder
computer engineer Sedat Erzurumlu, who was killed last month by a
bullet to the head. He said he killed Erzurumlu because the engineer
had said Dengiz could not afford to buy the laptop they had been
looking at. Dengiz has been officially charged with "murder most
monstrous".
Martha Stout in her book The Sociopath Next Door argues that the
development of dangerous sociopathic behavior is due half to genetics
and half to non-genetic influences. Psychologists and psychiatrists
say the following environmental factors can create a psychopath (the
most extreme form of sociopath):
Studies show that 60% of psychopathic individuals have lost a parent.
A child is deprived of love or nurturing; the parents are detached or
absent.
Inconsistent discipline: if one parent is stern and the other not, the
child learns to hate authority and manipulate the soft parent.
Hypocritical parents privately belittle their child while publicly
presenting the image of a happy family.
Although it is probably impossible in any modern society to avoid
creating the conditions that encourage the development of sociopaths
and psychopaths, these personalities are rarer in Turkey than they are
in the West, perhaps because children are less often neglected or
unloved. However, Dengiz's family fulfilled at least one of the above
environmental criteria. His father was a retired military man, strict
and meticulous in his own habits, and it was he who turned his son in
for killing his friend as a teenager. His mother made her living as a
seamstress and indulged her son, recently renting a small shop for him
and outfitting it as a tailor's in the hope that he would work there.
In six months, he never set foot inside.
Cannibalism has occurred in serial-killing cases in Christian
countries, but Islam's taboos against meat that has not been killed in
a halal manner and the insistence that man is sacred (as he is God's
image) seem to have stopped it occurring here. Dengiz appears to be
Turkey's first man-eater and perhaps one of its few psychopaths.
Certainly his police statement and neighbor's comments indicate some
key psychopathic traits. He was purposeless, consistently
irresponsible and unable to hold down a job, antisocial and
emotionally callous. To him other people were objects to be dealt with
as he willed, and his lack of empathy or conscience empowered him to
disregard the rights of others. He insists that his behavior was
correct and has said, "I don't regret it, my conscience is clear. God
told me I was to punish people. I think I will keep on killing and
eating."
In a story so full of horror, there is only one light note. The
Turkish for "cannibal" is yam yam, pronounced, rather ironically, "yum
yum".
Fazile Zahir is of Turkish descent, born and brought up in London. She
moved to Turkey in 2005 and has been writing full-time since then.
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12 Oct 2007 05:32:12 AM |
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chatnoir spake thusly...
On Sep 29, 11:02 am, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.c=
om>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auctio=
n
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what =
he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches abo=
ve
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind a=
t
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputat=
ed
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?f=
or
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele sai=
d.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, abo=
ut
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg=
,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicingcannibalism?=
"Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
=20
Turks agree!:
=20
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/IJ03Ak01.html
Yes, those clever Turks like more than roast goat. I saw a show on PBS's=20
Nova where the Turk's are raising herds of something similar to=20
"humans" that walk on all fours. I'm not making this up. They're=20
genetically retarded compared to Homo sapiens, and they all can only=20
walk on all fours and grunt at one another to "talk." The Turks say that=20
since they walk on all fours, and are unable to walk upright - and that=20
since they cannot communicate with other humans - then they should be=20
classified as a new species of animals. This would allow them to butcher=20
and eat this new species, just like any other dumb four legged beast.=20
I understand that they are particularly delicious when roasted in olive=20
leaves. And the Turk specialty of grilled meat kabobs are to die for=20
when made from this new species. There is a provisional name for this=20
new animal in Turkish, but as of yet, not English work. I guess that=20
will wait until the world scientific community classifies its genus, and=20
a nickname will probably spring from that, or who knows, something might=20
pop out from the mouth of someone who's just taken a bite!=20
I wonder what the eminent meatologist Farmer Vincent would have called=20
this new source of meat for our tables, had he not met an untimely death=20
at the hands of his unbalanced and jealous vegetarian brother. It's been=20
a long time since a new animal has been added to our meat-loving humans=20
list of meat bearing critters, so this is pretty exciting. Here's our=20
specie's amazing lunch list as it stands right now:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_meat_animals
Here's a photo of a small herd of these critters ambling along:
http://tinyurl.com/34xurh
I have a psychologist friend who travels to Turkey every couple of=20
years for seminars. I'm going to see if I can arrange a side trip for=20
him up into the region where they are raising these new animals, and to=20
let me know how they taste. I wonder if Turks would get offended if=20
someone used A-1 sauce? Of course, if Father Haskell is right and long=20
pig does taste like pork, A-1 Sauce would not be the proper condiment in=20
my opinion. I only use it on beef.
--=20
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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-- John Vogel, a most annoying Christian.=20
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
10 Oct 2007 11:18:19 AM |
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"chatnoir" <wolfbat359a@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:1192017007.810644.173890@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 29, 11:02 am, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auction
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches above
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind at
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputated
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?for
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele said.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, about
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg,
police said.
© 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicingcannibalism?
"Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/kuru/kuru.htm
Turks agree!:
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/IJ03Ak01.html
KEBABBLE
A meaty tale of sordid murder
By Fazile Zahir
"I love to eat human flesh. It makes me ecstatic. We are fools to have
been eating beef for so long." - Ozgur Dengiz
FETHIYE, Turkey - Ozgur Dengiz was arrested in the Mamak area of
Ankara recently for the murder and consumption of 55-year-old council
worker Cafer Er.
Er had been missing for a week when the police discovered his corpse
in the public garbage dump in Mamak. On closer examination of the
body, it became apparent that Er had been murdered and his body
mutilated. Large chunks of flesh had been cut from the soft parts of
his body. Further investigation by the homicide squad turned up
information that Er had last been seen arguing with a young man in the
council park he was responsible for keeping clean.
The police soon traced Ozgur Dengiz, 27, and when they went to charge
him and searched the apartment he shared with his parents for
evidence, they allegedly discovered fresh meat in the refrigerator.
Immediately suspicious because of the wounds to Er's body, samples
were sent for analysis. These came back with the positive
identification of human arm, thigh and buttock flesh, police say.
Dengiz showed no remorse for his alleged actions, saying he was
irresistibly drawn to eating people. He coolly recounted what had
taken place in his police statement:
I was walking around the area under Mamak Bridge. I had gone there to
kill someone and had my special knife with me and a gun. I had already
fired at someone gathering litter because they were cluttering up my
space. Then I saw a man on a bench in the park and sat down next to
him and struck up a conversation. After I got up [I] walked behind him
and shot him twice. I dragged his body off and put it in the back seat
of the car.
I cut off some meat with a cleaver. Then I felt [nauseated], so I ate
some of it raw to get over that and put the rest in my bag. I found I
liked the taste. Then I wrapped him in a black cloth and put him in
the [luggage compartment] of my car and drove around the city for a
while. Later I dumped his body at the [garbage dump] and went home. I
gave some of his meat to the dogs outside my apartment and put the
rest in the fridge.
The only emotion he is said to have exhibited as he explained his
grotesque behavior was to break into fits of laughter.
Dengiz had killed before, shooting a friend after a trivial argument
when he was 17 years old. He was sentenced to 10 years in jail in 1997
but was released after three under the terms of a "special conditions"
amnesty. He also confessed to attacking Abbas, another council worker,
a few months ago. Despite having been shot in the head and stomach,
Abbas managed to escape. Dengiz said, "If he hadn't gotten away I
would have cut him up too. I murder because I want to eat human
flesh."
He was also found to be in possession of the gun used to murder
computer engineer Sedat Erzurumlu, who was killed last month by a
bullet to the head. He said he killed Erzurumlu because the engineer
had said Dengiz could not afford to buy the laptop they had been
looking at. Dengiz has been officially charged with "murder most
monstrous".
Martha Stout in her book The Sociopath Next Door argues that the
development of dangerous sociopathic behavior is due half to genetics
and half to non-genetic influences. Psychologists and psychiatrists
say the following environmental factors can create a psychopath (the
most extreme form of sociopath):
Studies show that 60% of psychopathic individuals have lost a parent.
A child is deprived of love or nurturing; the parents are detached or
absent.
Inconsistent discipline: if one parent is stern and the other not, the
child learns to hate authority and manipulate the soft parent.
Hypocritical parents privately belittle their child while publicly
presenting the image of a happy family.
Although it is probably impossible in any modern society to avoid
creating the conditions that encourage the development of sociopaths
and psychopaths, these personalities are rarer in Turkey than they are
in the West, perhaps because children are less often neglected or
unloved. However, Dengiz's family fulfilled at least one of the above
environmental criteria. His father was a retired military man, strict
and meticulous in his own habits, and it was he who turned his son in
for killing his friend as a teenager. His mother made her living as a
seamstress and indulged her son, recently renting a small shop for him
and outfitting it as a tailor's in the hope that he would work there.
In six months, he never set foot inside.
Cannibalism has occurred in serial-killing cases in Christian
countries, but Islam's taboos against meat that has not been killed in
a halal manner and the insistence that man is sacred (as he is God's
image) seem to have stopped it occurring here. Dengiz appears to be
Turkey's first man-eater and perhaps one of its few psychopaths.
Certainly his police statement and neighbor's comments indicate some
key psychopathic traits. He was purposeless, consistently
irresponsible and unable to hold down a job, antisocial and
emotionally callous. To him other people were objects to be dealt with
as he willed, and his lack of empathy or conscience empowered him to
disregard the rights of others. He insists that his behavior was
correct and has said, "I don't regret it, my conscience is clear. God
told me I was to punish people. I think I will keep on killing and
eating."
In a story so full of horror, there is only one light note. The
Turkish for "cannibal" is yam yam, pronounced, rather ironically, "yum
yum".
Fazile Zahir is of Turkish descent, born and brought up in London. She
moved to Turkey in 2005 and has been writing full-time since then.
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| Title: Re: Man finds human leg in smoker |
12 Oct 2007 04:23:41 AM |
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Michelle Malkin spake thusly...
=20
"chatnoir" <wolfbat359a@mindspring.com> wrote in message=20
news:1192017007.810644.173890@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 29, 11:02 am, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 28, 5:43 pm, JQPublic <J...@Junk.junk> wrote:
St. Jackanapes wrote:
Ferd Farkel held us spellbound with...
On Sep 26, 11:11 pm, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.c=
om>
wrote:
RELIGIOUS KOOKS IN THE NEWS:
Man finds human leg in smoker
Purchase at auction results in macabre discovery
MAIDEN, N.C. - A man who bought a smoker Tuesday at an auctio=
n
of abandoned items might have thought twice had he looked
inside first.
Maiden police said the man opened up the smoker and saw what =
he
thought was a piece of driftwood wrapped in paper. When he
unwrapped it, he found a human leg, cut off 2 to 3 inches abo=
ve
the knee.
The smoker had been sold at an auction of items left behind a=
t
a storage facility, so investigators contacted the mother and
son who had rented the space where the smoker was found.
The mother, Peg Steele, explained her son had his leg amputat=
ed
after a plane crash and kept the leg following the surgery ?f=
or
religious reasons? she doesn?t know much about.
?The rest of the family was very much against it,? Steele sai=
d.
Steele said her son, John Wood, plans to drive to Maiden, abo=
ut
35 miles northwest of Charlotte, to reclaim his amputated leg=
,
police said.
=A9 2007 The Associated Press.
Original article:http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20982414/
Nice smoker. Big enough to roast a whole human leg.
I wonder how it will taste?
Like chicken?
Like human.
But what does human taste like?
Supposedly a bit on the sweet side, with the main course's
diet adding overriding notes. Think finer cuts of pork,
premarinaded even before you bludgeon it and drag
it into the toolshed.
Seriously. Is there a rational reason for *not* practicingcannibalism?=
=20
"Meat's meat," sayeth Farmer Vincent.
Turks agree!:
=20
http://www.atimes.com/atimes/Middle_East/IJ03Ak01.html
=20
=20
http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/kuru/kuru.htm
=20
No worries, Michelle! Just avoid the brain matter. Stick to red meat and=20
organs like the liver and you'll be fine. Mad Cow disease is the same=20
thing. They fed dead cow brains to cows. Now how fucking stupid is that?=20
First off, cows don't eat meat at all, especially their mother, father=20
or brothers and sisters. So let's mix in the brains of their dead=20
friends to their feed. Nothing bad could happen from that, right?
So now that I've eased your fears, will you have me over for dinner -=20
that is as long as I'm not the one being served, if you get my drift.
--=20
St. Jackanapes
http://www.jackanapes.ws
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11 Oct 2007 05:01:52 PM |
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On Oct 10, 10:18 am, "Michelle Malkin" <hypati...@comcast.net> wrote:
"chatnoir" <wolfbat3...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
news:1192017007.810644.173890@r29g2000hsg.googlegroups.com...
On Sep 29, 11:02 am, Father Haskell <fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sep 29, 3:46 am, St. Jackanapes <larry_jackow...@hotmail.com>
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