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"Ernest Slyman" |
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05 Jun 2006 10:36:50 AM |
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Man Walks On Water |
"I'd expect Evangelical Christians to do this, not regular Christians," June
Ringley of Mocking Bird, Tennessee says. "Evangelicals do it all the time.
But not Christians."
"It ain't so much a contest as it is an experiment. I've seen it done." Mrs
Ringley turned around in time to see a man gingerly step on the water and
begin to cross the lake. His arms extended out, as though he was balancing
on a tightrope. "I know him, I know that fellow. That's George Humphrey and
he ain't no Evangelical. He's a presbyterian, which is pretty religious and
all. But nothing that would keep him up like that. I hope that boy don't
drown. Look at him. He's kind of wobbling. But he's doing it. (more at link
below)
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The Evangelical Spectator
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/
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| User: "Robert Schneider" |
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| Title: Re: Man Walks On Water |
05 Jun 2006 07:48:05 PM |
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"Ernest Slyman" <interesting122000@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:mcYgg.6408$%h.2637@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com:
"I'd expect Evangelical Christians to do this, not regular
Christians," June Ringley of Mocking Bird, Tennessee says.
"Evangelicals do it all the time. But not Christians."
"It ain't so much a contest as it is an experiment. I've seen it
done." Mrs Ringley turned around in time to see a man gingerly step on
the water and begin to cross the lake. His arms extended out, as
though he was balancing on a tightrope. "I know him, I know that
fellow. That's George Humphrey and he ain't no Evangelical. He's a
presbyterian, which is pretty religious and all. But nothing that
would keep him up like that. I hope that boy don't drown. Look at him.
He's kind of wobbling. But he's doing it. (more at link below)
Hell, I walked on water, too. Of course, I was ice-fishing in Iowa at the
time.
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: Man Walks On Water |
05 Jun 2006 11:31:01 AM |
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"Ernest Slyman" <interesting122000@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mcYgg.6408$%h.2637@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com...
"I'd expect Evangelical Christians to do this, not regular Christians,"
June Ringley of Mocking Bird, Tennessee says. "Evangelicals do it all the
time. But not Christians."
"It ain't so much a contest as it is an experiment. I've seen it done."
Mrs Ringley turned around in time to see a man gingerly step on the water
and begin to cross the lake. His arms extended out, as though he was
balancing on a tightrope. "I know him, I know that fellow. That's George
Humphrey and he ain't no Evangelical. He's a presbyterian, which is pretty
religious and all. But nothing that would keep him up like that. I hope
that boy don't drown. Look at him. He's kind of wobbling. But he's doing
it. (more at link below)
--
The Evangelical Spectator
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/
I thought christians weren't allowed to lie?
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| User: "Leads" |
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| Title: Re: Man Walks On Water |
05 Jun 2006 12:19:48 PM |
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In article <WJadnb2QyPrNwRnZRVny2w@bt.com>
"kathryn" <nospam@here.com> wrote:
"Ernest Slyman" <interesting122000@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mcYgg.6408$%h.2637@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com...
"I'd expect Evangelical Christians to do this, not regular Christians,"
June Ringley of Mocking Bird, Tennessee says. "Evangelicals do it all the
time. But not Christians."
"It ain't so much a contest as it is an experiment. I've seen it done."
Mrs Ringley turned around in time to see a man gingerly step on the water
and begin to cross the lake. His arms extended out, as though he was
balancing on a tightrope. "I know him, I know that fellow. That's George
Humphrey and he ain't no Evangelical. He's a presbyterian, which is pretty
religious and all. But nothing that would keep him up like that. I hope
that boy don't drown. Look at him. He's kind of wobbling. But he's doing
it. (more at link below)
--
The Evangelical Spectator
http://evangelicalspectator..com/
I thought christians weren't allowed to lie?
Duh!
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| User: "Martin" |
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| Title: Re: Man Walks On Water |
05 Jun 2006 12:16:24 PM |
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kathryn wrote:
"Ernest Slyman" <interesting122000@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mcYgg.6408$%h.2637@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com...
"I'd expect Evangelical Christians to do this, not regular Christians,"
June Ringley of Mocking Bird, Tennessee says. "Evangelicals do it all the
time. But not Christians."
"It ain't so much a contest as it is an experiment. I've seen it done."
Mrs Ringley turned around in time to see a man gingerly step on the water
and begin to cross the lake. His arms extended out, as though he was
balancing on a tightrope. "I know him, I know that fellow. That's George
Humphrey and he ain't no Evangelical. He's a presbyterian, which is pretty
religious and all. But nothing that would keep him up like that. I hope
that boy don't drown. Look at him. He's kind of wobbling. But he's doing
it. (more at link below)
--
The Evangelical Spectator
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/
I thought christians weren't allowed to lie?
Hang on a sec...this IS a spoof site isn't it? Please tell me it's a
spoof site and suckered in a christian.
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| User: "brique" |
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| Title: Re: Man Walks On Water |
05 Jun 2006 11:24:28 PM |
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Martin <usenet1@etiqa.co.uk> wrote in message
news:44846683$0$15929$da0feed9@news.zen.co.uk...
kathryn wrote:
"Ernest Slyman" <interesting122000@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:mcYgg.6408$%h.2637@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com...
"I'd expect Evangelical Christians to do this, not regular Christians,"
June Ringley of Mocking Bird, Tennessee says. "Evangelicals do it all
the
time. But not Christians."
"It ain't so much a contest as it is an experiment. I've seen it done."
Mrs Ringley turned around in time to see a man gingerly step on the
water
and begin to cross the lake. His arms extended out, as though he was
balancing on a tightrope. "I know him, I know that fellow. That's
George
Humphrey and he ain't no Evangelical. He's a presbyterian, which is
pretty
religious and all. But nothing that would keep him up like that. I hope
that boy don't drown. Look at him. He's kind of wobbling. But he's
doing
it. (more at link below)
--
The Evangelical Spectator
http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/
I thought christians weren't allowed to lie?
Hang on a sec...this IS a spoof site isn't it? Please tell me it's a
spoof site and suckered in a christian.
It seems like a rather good spoof, most amusing. But.... and with
crazynotherfuckerdom there is always a 'but'..... it might just well be
genuine... which makes it even funnier.
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| User: "Jafo" |
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| Title: Re: Man Walks On Water |
05 Jun 2006 02:31:09 PM |
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As viewed from alt.california, Ernest Slyman wrote:
Ringley turned around in time to see a man gingerly step on
the water and begin to cross the lake. His arms extended out,
as though he was balancing on a tightrope.
"You must run *very* fast."
- Chiun, Master of Sinanju
("Remo Williams: the Adventure Begins", 1985)
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Jafo
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| User: "Leads" |
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| Title: Re: Man Walks On Water |
05 Jun 2006 11:39:33 AM |
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In article <mcYgg.6408$%h.2637@news-wrt-01.rdc-nyc.rr.com>
"Ernest Slyman" <interesting122000@yahoo.com> wrote:
"I'd expect Evangelical Christians to do this, not regular Christians," June
Ringley of Mocking Bird, Tennessee says. "Evangelicals do it all the time.
But not Christians."
"It ain't so much a contest as it is an experiment. I've seen it done." Mrs
Ringley turned around in time to see a man gingerly step on the water and
begin to cross the lake. His arms extended out, as though he was balancing
on a tightrope. "I know him, I know that fellow. That's George Humphrey and
he ain't no Evangelical. He's a presbyterian, which is pretty religious and
all. But nothing that would keep him up like that. I hope that boy don't
drown. Look at him. He's kind of wobbling. But he's doing it. (more at link
below)
*****.
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