Greywolf wrote:

"Greywolf" <greywolf@cybrzn.com> wrote in message
news:11d1gjkhecf7j12@corp.supernews.com...

Several years ago I discovered that there is this invisible monkey
named "Manfred" that just loves to sit on my shoulder. I've also
learned that every time it rains here in the state of Wisconsin,
it's because Manfred here *causes* it to rain. And I know this to be
true because Manfred and I communicate with each other
telepathically all the time. Now it *does* rain in the state of
Wisconsin. So I have the "proof" that what I am telling you is true.

Imagine my surprise when a Christian friend of mine *didn't* believe
me. He told me, "If that crap is true, make Manfred cause it to rain
right this minute!" To my absolute horror, Manfred refused to do so.
He told me (via telepathy) that he didn't feel like doing so at the
moment and informed me that he greatly resented my friend's
"disbelief." He added, that if my friend demonstrated a little more
faith, he would definitely make it rain sometime next week. My
Christian friend left shaking his head in amazement. I ask, how much
proof do unbelieving pooh-pooh heads like him need? It fricken'
rains in Wisconsin all the time. Where in the hell does he think it
comes from? The sky? Greywolf

The universe was created Last Thursday by Maeve The Cat and you just think
you found the monkey several years ago.

As for the rain, Maeve put a memory of a Peanuts cartoon where Lucy
clearly explained that rain and snow came from the ground and just looks
like it's falling.
Well that lyin' son-of-a-B! Wait till I have my telepathic talk with
Manfred I'll set his sorry-***** straight!