You know how sometimes fat guys are nicknamed "tiny" or "slim" :) Well,
it's conceivable that a donkey-fucking ***** like Mary might have picked
up the nickname "virgin" from her pimp or her fellow prostitutes as some
kind of sick joke. The more brazen ***** she was, the more ironic and
entertaining the appelation might have been, I suspect that she must
have been a pretty twisted *****. Let's just say that the meeting with
the Magi was probably some kind of ancient four-way porno scene
involving the barn animals and their excretions. The wise men probably
gave Mary a "pearl necklace" as well, though presumably she wiped it off
eventually. Of course, this is merely based upon the gospel fictions
that describe her, including her alleged geneology, which associates her
with other women of ill-repute throughout the biblical narrative. The
reality is that she was probably just a fictional invention inspired
when one of the gospel writers stopped beating off for a few minutes and
paid a visit to his local bordello/church.
In any event, Merry Xmas. I'll leave it to some of the "brighter" xers
to figure out if I'm being ironic about that too.
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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