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"Vince C" |
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10 Sep 2003 02:12:28 PM |
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Mary of Bethany |
John: 12
1] Six days before the Passover, Jesus came to Bethany, where Laz'arus was,
whom Jesus had raised from the dead.
[2] There they made him a supper; Martha served, and Laz'arus was one of
those at table with him.
[3] Mary took a pound of costly ointment of pure nard and anointed the feet
of Jesus and wiped his feet with her hair; and the house was filled with the
fragrance of the ointment.
"wiping his feet with her hair" - sounds kinky and erotic to me.
Vince
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| User: "ArWeGod" |
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| Title: Re: Mary of Bethany |
11 Sep 2003 03:41:29 AM |
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"Vince C" <cuccia@thevillages.net> wrote in message
news:QMGdnTyQvb4K6sKiRVn-sQ@giganews.com...
John: 12
1] Six days before the Passover, Jesus came to Bethany, where Laz'arus
was,
whom Jesus had raised from the dead.
[2] There they made him a supper; Martha served, and Laz'arus was one of
those at table with him.
[3] Mary took a pound of costly ointment of pure nard and anointed the
feet
of Jesus and wiped his feet with her hair; and the house was filled with
the
fragrance of the ointment.
"wiping his feet with her hair" - sounds kinky and erotic to me.
Vince
She WAS a *****, no? I was a den of sinners. The big J excepted, of course.
But really, I have a pound of Crisco (ok, it's a 3lb standard sized can) in
the larder. It would take a _really_ long time to anoint anyone with that
much oil product. Now I suppose His feet were really dirty, what with
sandals and all, in the desert...
So, what a oily, foul - smelling ***** Mary turns out to be! How would she
ever get this out of her hair? I think this was the first mention of
Jeri-Curl in Hisstory. Jesi-Curl (tm)?
Still, it sounds like a nice "Welcome Home".
--
ArWeGod
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| User: "Clayton Aguilera the Dirty Pierced Nipple Slut" |
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| Title: Re: Mary of Bethany |
10 Sep 2003 08:04:48 PM |
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"Vince C" <cuccia@thevillages.net> wrote in message
news:QMGdnTyQvb4K6sKiRVn-sQ@giganews.com...
John: 12
1] Six days before the Passover, Jesus came to Bethany, where Laz'arus
was,
whom Jesus had raised from the dead.
[2] There they made him a supper; Martha served, and Laz'arus was one of
those at table with him.
[3] Mary took a pound of costly ointment of pure nard and anointed the
feet
of Jesus and wiped his feet with her hair; and the house was filled with
the
fragrance of the ointment.
"wiping his feet with her hair" - sounds kinky and erotic to me.
Better than the original translation... "wiping his ***** cheese on the
curtains".
Vince
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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| Title: Re: Mary of Bethany |
10 Sep 2003 07:00:07 PM |
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Vince C wrote:
John: 12
1] Six days before the Passover, Jesus came to Bethany, where Laz'arus was,
whom Jesus had raised from the dead.
[2] There they made him a supper; Martha served, and Laz'arus was one of
those at table with him.
[3] Mary took a pound of costly ointment of pure nard and anointed the feet
of Jesus and wiped his feet with her hair; and the house was filled with the
fragrance of the ointment.
"wiping his feet with her hair" - sounds kinky and erotic to me.
Sounds like the original hot oil hair conditioner treatment, to me.
No more split ends or frizzes.
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John Popelish
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