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22 Jun 2007 05:21:23 PM |
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Matthew 6: 19-23. 6-22-2007. |
Treasure In Heaven.
"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and
decay destroy, and thieves break in and steal. But store up treasures
in heaven, where neither moth nor decay destroys, nor thieves break in
and steal. For where your treasure is, there also will your heart
be."
The Light Of The Body.
"The lamp of the body is the eye. If your eye is sound, your whole
body will be filled with light; but if your eye is bad, your whole
body will be in darkness. And if the light in you is darkness, how
great will the darkness be."
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Also read:
2 Corinthians 11: 18, 21-30.
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| User: "Andy is Evil" |
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| Title: Re: Matthew 6: 19-23. 6-22-2007. |
22 Jun 2007 05:50:11 PM |
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"vivapadrepio@aol.com" <vivapadrepio@aol.com> wrote in
news:1182550883.131140.180180@x35g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
snip religious buffoonery
Here is the original poster's text translated from English to Greek to
English. Imagine the distortions that have crept into the collection of
Bronze age myths which Xians call the bible over the various
translations and imagine how worse the corruption gets when you consider
that the accounts were often transmitted orally over decades or
centuries before being first written down. Ever play Chinese whispers ?
Treasure in the sky. "Do no the shop above for you treasures in the
ground, where the moth and the decomposition destroy, and the fracture
of thieves in and steal. But the shop above in the treasures in the sky,
where neither the moth neither the decomposition do not destroy, neither
the fracture of thieves in and steal. Why where your treasure is, also
your heart be."? The light of body. "The the lamp of body is the eye. If
your eye is healthy, entire your body they will fill with the light but
if your eye is bad, entire your body is in the dark. And if the light in
you are dark, the how much big dark be."?
So thanks for the example vivapadrepio, but if you're really trying to
discredit the xian faith, you can safely leave out alt.atheism as we
pretty much figured out that the Xian God (both good cop New Testicle
God and bad cop Old Testicle God), Santa, Flying Mud Fairies, The
Hypogryph, Galumphasaurus and Talking Potatoes are fictional.
Andy is Evil
-- Andy really is evil. A previously undisclosed part of his eating
plan shows that to lose weight you must suckle from the teat of Satin.
Or was that have a caffe lite ? I always get the two confused.
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| User: "Andy is Evil" |
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| Title: Re: Matthew 6: 19-23. 6-22-2007. |
22 Jun 2007 05:57:14 PM |
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Andy is Evil <repentnow@http://HeartlessMDPhD.com> wrote in
news:Xns9957F2760B43DrepentnowHeartMDPhDc@194.177.96.78:
-- Andy really is evil. A previously undisclosed part of his eating
plan shows that to lose weight you must suckle from the teat of Satin.
Or was that have a caffe lite ? I always get the two confused.
Pudendum: "teat of Satin" should read "teat of Satan". The teat of satin
is something entirely different and has been occupying a lot of my thoughts
recently.
Andy is Evil
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| User: "Bill" |
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| Title: Re: Matthew 6: 19-23. 6-22-2007. |
23 Jun 2007 01:25:41 AM |
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On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:50:11 +0200, Andy is Evil wrote:
"vivapadrepio@aol.com" <vivapadrepio@aol.com> wrote in
news:1182550883.131140.180180@x35g2000prf.googlegroups.com:
snip religious buffoonery
Here is the original poster's text translated from English to Greek to
English. Imagine the distortions that have crept into the collection of
Bronze age myths which Xians call the bible over the various
translations and imagine how worse the corruption gets when you consider
that the accounts were often transmitted orally over decades or
centuries before being first written down. Ever play Chinese whispers ?
Treasure in the sky. "Do no the shop above for you treasures in the
ground, where the moth and the decomposition destroy, and the fracture
of thieves in and steal. But the shop above in the treasures in the sky,
where neither the moth neither the decomposition do not destroy, neither
the fracture of thieves in and steal. Why where your treasure is, also
your heart be."? The light of body. "The the lamp of body is the eye. If
your eye is healthy, entire your body they will fill with the light but
if your eye is bad, entire your body is in the dark. And if the light in
you are dark, the how much big dark be."?
So thanks for the example vivapadrepio, but if you're really trying to
discredit the xian faith, you can safely leave out alt.atheism as we
pretty much figured out that the Xian God (both good cop New Testicle
God and bad cop Old Testicle God), Santa, Flying Mud Fairies, The
Hypogryph, Galumphasaurus and Talking Potatoes are fictional.
Andy is Evil
-- Andy really is evil. A previously undisclosed part of his eating
plan shows that to lose weight you must suckle from the teat of Satin.
Or was that have a caffe lite ? I always get the two confused.
It must be the Cafe lite since when you suckle from the teat of Satan,
you are expected to spell his name correctly, or experience severe
torture in a very large pot of exceptionally hot coffee.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Matthew 6: 19-23. 6-22-2007. |
23 Jun 2007 06:56:05 PM |
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On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:25:41 -0500, Bill <bigbill52@yuckawin.com>
wrote:
On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:50:11 +0200, Andy is Evil wrote:
-- Andy really is evil. A previously undisclosed part of his eating
plan shows that to lose weight you must suckle from the teat of Satin.
Or was that have a caffe lite ? I always get the two confused.
It must be the Cafe lite since when you suckle from the teat of Satan,
you are expected to spell his name correctly, or experience severe
torture in a very large pot of exceptionally hot coffee.
But Satin tortures you in a comfy chair covered with very smooth
fabric.
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| User: "Bill" |
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| Title: Re: Matthew 6: 19-23. 6-22-2007. |
24 Jun 2007 10:52:49 AM |
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On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 19:56:05 -0400, Al Klein wrote:
On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:25:41 -0500, Bill <bigbill52@yuckawin.com> wrote:
On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:50:11 +0200, Andy is Evil wrote:
-- Andy really is evil. A previously undisclosed part of his eating
plan shows that to lose weight you must suckle from the teat of Satin.
Or was that have a caffe lite ? I always get the two confused.
It must be the Cafe lite since when you suckle from the teat of Satan,
you are expected to spell his name correctly, or experience severe
torture in a very large pot of exceptionally hot coffee.
But Satin tortures you in a comfy chair covered with very smooth fabric.
Or wraps you in its arms in a warm and snugly bed before seducing you
with tingles of pleasure.
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: Matthew 6: 19-23. 6-22-2007. |
24 Jun 2007 09:38:40 PM |
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"Bill" <bigbill52@yuckawin.com> wrote in message
news:pan.2007.06.24.15.51.18@yuckawin.com...
On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 19:56:05 -0400, Al Klein wrote:
On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:25:41 -0500, Bill <bigbill52@yuckawin.com> wrote:
On Sat, 23 Jun 2007 00:50:11 +0200, Andy is Evil wrote:
-- Andy really is evil. A previously undisclosed part of his eating
plan shows that to lose weight you must suckle from the teat of Satin.
Or was that have a caffe lite ? I always get the two confused.
It must be the Cafe lite since when you suckle from the teat of Satan,
you are expected to spell his name correctly, or experience severe
torture in a very large pot of exceptionally hot coffee.
But Satin tortures you in a comfy chair covered with very smooth fabric.
Or wraps you in its arms in a warm and snugly bed before seducing you
with tingles of pleasure.
In bed with Satin?
Isn't that what the Xters accuse us of being?
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Matthew 6: 19-23. 6-22-2007. |
22 Jun 2007 07:19:58 PM |
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In article <1182550883.131140.180180
@x35g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, says...
The Light Of The Body.
The Bible vs The Padre 6-22-2007
"The lamp of the body is the eye.
Nope.
For thou art my lamp, O Lord: and the Lord will lighten my
darkness.
-- 2 Samuel 22:29
If your eye is sound, your whole
body will be filled with light; but if your eye is bad, your whole
body will be in darkness.
No problem.
And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from
thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should
perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
-- Matthew 5:29
And if the light in you is darkness, how
great will the darkness be."
See Matt. 5:29 Also:
For the commandment is a lamp; and the law is light; and reproofs
of instruction are the way of life:
-- Proverbs 6:23
Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
-- Psalm 119:105
Regards,
Josef
In the Dark Ages, the people were led by religion, just as in the
dark of night a blind man is our best guide: he knows the ins and
outs better than those who can see. But it is foolish to go on
using that same old blind man as a guide once the daylight has
come.
-- Heine
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Matthew 6: 19-23. 6-22-2007. |
22 Jun 2007 06:00:07 PM |
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In article <1182550883.131140.180180
@x35g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, says...
Treasure In Heaven.
"Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, ...
http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.religion/msg/15cc84f059c17634
http://groups.google.ca/group/alt.religion/msg/59853439c7583b00
....
Also read:
2 Corinthians 11: 18, 21-30.
Couldn't be bothered.
Regards,
Josef
And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but
considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
-- Matthew 7:3
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