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"United we Stand" |
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20 Feb 2005 03:31:53 PM |
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me first, ***** you |
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because they
don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is America,
One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to get driver's
licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We should at least
include questions about Jesus on the written part of the driver's license
tests, to weed them out.
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| User: "Paul Duca" |
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21 Feb 2005 08:24:53 AM |
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in article 1470430.pyb6fEsRit@yahoo.com, United we Stand at
send@me.some.spam wrote on 2/21/05 2:29 AM:
Enkidu wrote:
-- Ulysses S. Grant
I see your dead presidents, and I raise you one living and acting president:
" We Americans have faith in ourselves, but not in ourselves alone. We do
not know -- we do not claim to know all the ways of Providence, yet we can
trust in them, placing our confidence in the loving God behind all of life,
and all of history. "
(From State of the Union speech)
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Until that puts a LOT of money in my pocket, it's nothing but a lot
of hot air from both subjects....
Paul
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| User: "Nate Nagel" |
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20 Feb 2005 06:38:32 PM |
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United we Stand wrote:
Do *YOU* understand what "One Nation UNDER GOD" means?
Exactly jack *****, as it's not written into the constitution or any of
its amendments. Or the Pledge of Allegiance for that matter - it was a
cold war era addition.
nate
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replace "fly" with "com" to reply.
http://home.comcast.net/~njnagel
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| User: "United we Stand" |
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20 Feb 2005 06:41:32 PM |
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Nate Nagel wrote:
Exactly jack *****, as it's not written into the constitution or any of
its amendments. Or the Pledge of Allegiance for that matter - it was a
cold war era addition.
It's there now. That's what matters.
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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20 Feb 2005 09:28:08 PM |
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"United we Stand" <send@me.some.spam> wrote in message
news:5388097.zfz5EqOhKE@yahoo.com...
Nate Nagel wrote:
Exactly jack *****, as it's not written into the constitution or any of
its amendments. Or the Pledge of Allegiance for that matter - it was a
cold war era addition.
It's there now. That's what matters.
It's not in the Constitution, dumbass. Wasn't then, isn't now.
And the "Pledge of Allegiance" is nothing more than pep-rally nonsense,
created so that lemmings like you can feel like you're part of the herd when
a group of you get up and espouse your lip-service to this country, just to
stroke each others' egos. Nevertheless, the PofI isn't part of the
Constitution, either.
And as for your sanctimonious ***** about "the separation of church and
state," it *IS accepted as law, and was certainly the intent.....or have you
ever heard of Thomas Jefferson?
You people get more full of ***** on a daily basis. I find it a source of
neverending amusement that the institution that pays no taxes for the
support of this country (the church) is the most vocal in its insistence
that it is the most American. Only a bunch of certified *****-ups like you
could conceive such a convoluted load of *****.
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-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
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| User: "Mark Hickey" |
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20 Feb 2005 11:16:43 PM |
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"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yeehaw3.com> wrote:
It's not in the Constitution, dumbass. Wasn't then, isn't now.
<snip>
Doooood, you're talking to a sock puppet... too sad for words. Oh,
the humanity!
Mark Hickey
Habanero Cycles
http://www.habcycles.com
Home of the $695 ti frame
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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20 Feb 2005 11:27:35 PM |
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"Mark Hickey" <mark@habcycles.com> wrote in message
news:gjri11pukgbl1sv3b29q71ovjpnst6p7k2@4ax.com...
"The other Donald" <the_donald_13@yeehaw3.com> wrote:
It's not in the Constitution, dumbass. Wasn't then, isn't now.
<snip>
Doooood, you're talking to a sock puppet... too sad for words. Oh,
the humanity!
I figured as much, as you can tell by my propensity to insult rather than
educate. I waited for him to post a couple of follow-ups, indicating that
'he' was at least reading the responses.
Any idea on who the puppetmaster is? We have the usual suspects, but
generally someone will be familiar with the moron in question and 'out'
them.
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-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
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| User: "Rich" |
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20 Feb 2005 11:50:17 PM |
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The other Donald wrote:
And the "Pledge of Allegiance" is nothing more than pep-rally nonsense,
created so that lemmings like you can feel like you're part of the herd when
a group of you get up and espouse your lip-service to this country, just to
stroke each others' egos. Nevertheless, the PofI isn't part of the
Constitution, either.
And as for your sanctimonious ***** about "the separation of church and
state," it *IS accepted as law, and was certainly the intent.....or have you
ever heard of Thomas Jefferson?
You people get more full of ***** on a daily basis. I find it a source of
neverending amusement that the institution that pays no taxes for the
support of this country (the church) is the most vocal in its insistence
that it is the most American. Only a bunch of certified *****-ups like you
could conceive such a convoluted load of *****.
Excellent rant! Intelligent, insulting and vulgar all at the same time.
I'd not thought it possible. I want to vote Donald for President!
Rich
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| User: "Paul Duca" |
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20 Feb 2005 07:38:07 PM |
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in article 9323726.3uK4BfGJ7l@yahoo.com, United we Stand at
send@me.some.spam wrote on 2/20/05 7:16 PM:
Douglas Berry wrote:
On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 13:31:53 -0800, United we Stand
<send@me.some.spam> drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism
beanbag and drunkenly proclaimed the following
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because
they don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is
America, One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to get
driver's licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We should
at least include questions about Jesus on the written part of the driver's
license tests, to weed them out.
I was a professional driver for six years. Never had a charged
accident or a moving violation in my life.
Are we supposed to take your word for it?
If you run someone over in the desert, with no witnesses, why would you help
him, if you don't believe in Jesus? Taking the victim to a hospital can
only implicate you? A Christian knows that if he escapes punishment during
his lifetime, he would be tortured in Hell.
But atheists don't believe in the afterlife. What's to make them act
responsibly when no one's looking?
Why do you NEED someone looking, to make YOU act responsibly?
Paul
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| User: "Scott en Aztlán" |
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20 Feb 2005 07:22:42 PM |
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On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 13:31:53 -0800, United we Stand
<send@me.some.spam> wrote:
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because they
don't care about anyone but themselves.
Thank you for so quickly identifying yourself as a troll. That huge
plonking sound you hear is thousands of killfiles growing by one
additional name. ;)
--
Sloth Kills!
http://www.geocities.com/slothkills/
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| User: "John Baker" |
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20 Feb 2005 04:54:42 PM |
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On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 13:31:53 -0800, United we Stand
<send@me.some.spam> wrote:
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because they
don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is America,
One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to get driver's
licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We should at least
include questions about Jesus on the written part of the driver's license
tests, to weed them out.
Originality: 1
Entertainment Value: 1.5
Annoyance Factor: 0.5
I'm sorry. Your submission's total Troll-O-Meter score of 3.0 falls
well below the alt.atheism minimum standard of 4.5. Please try again.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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20 Feb 2005 05:29:12 PM |
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In our last episode <qj5i1190mpib1c6dclepuhp109r2v2r1oj@4ax.com>, John
Baker lumbered into the room and mumbled:
On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 13:31:53 -0800, United we Stand <send@me.some.spam>
wrote:
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because
they don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is
America, One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to
get driver's licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We
should at least include questions about Jesus on the written part of the
driver's license tests, to weed them out.
Originality: 1
Entertainment Value: 1.5
Annoyance Factor: 0.5
I'm sorry. Your submission's total Troll-O-Meter score of 3.0 falls well
below the alt.atheism minimum standard of 4.5. Please try again.
Only 4.5? With the competition so fierce, we're gonna have to up that...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger
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| User: "Bob Lutz" |
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21 Feb 2005 03:45:27 AM |
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On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 13:31:53 -0800, United we Stand wrote:
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because
they don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is
America, One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to get
driver's licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We should
at least include questions about Jesus on the written part of the driver's
license tests, to weed them out.
This guy at least deserves a snack, for a good laugh.
He has got to be related to that laura bush guy.
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| User: "Scott en Aztlán" |
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21 Feb 2005 08:58:10 AM |
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On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 02:45:27 -0700, Bob Lutz
<no-email@no_spam_please.com> wrote:
This guy at least deserves a snack, for a good laugh.
He has got to be related to that laura bush guy.
Naw, he's smarter than Aunt Judy.
The idea of dragging those frothy-mouthed Xtians into a flame war was
a brilliant touch, and earned him tons of troll-points. Aunt Judy was
never smart enough to think of that; most of the time he just repeats
the same tired old material.
--
Sloth Kills!
http://www.geocities.com/slothkills/
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| User: "Daniel J. Stern" |
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20 Feb 2005 04:25:01 PM |
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On Sun, 20 Feb 2005, United we Stand wrote:
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because
they don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is
America, One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to
get driver's licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We
should at least include questions about Jesus on the written part of the
driver's license tests, to weed them out.
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| User: "Just zis Guy, you know?" |
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20 Feb 2005 04:53:06 PM |
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On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 17:25:01 -0500, "Daniel J. Stern"
<dastern@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
<Pine.GSO.4.58.0502201724520.26741@alumni.engin.umich.edu>:
ascii art duly stolen :-)
Guy
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May contain traces of irony. Contents liable to settle after posting.
http://www.chapmancentral.co.uk
85% of helmet statistics are made up, 69% of them at CHS, Puget Sound
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21 Feb 2005 06:03:47 PM |
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Troll or bigot? You decide:
United we Stand wrote:
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive,
because they
don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is
America,
One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to get
driver's
licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We should at
least
include questions about Jesus on the written part of the driver's
license
tests, to weed them out.
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| User: "Paul" |
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22 Feb 2005 07:33:50 AM |
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<jfacts@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:1109030627.252356.259730@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Troll or bigot? You decide:
Troll, and please note this sign at the entry to rec.autos.driving:
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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21 Feb 2005 06:13:44 PM |
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wrote in
news:1109030627.252356.259730@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
Troll or bigot? You decide:
United we Stand wrote:
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive,
because they
don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is
America,
One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to get
driver's
licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We should at
least
include questions about Jesus on the written part of the driver's
license
tests, to weed them out.
Could be both, you know.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
Is it not strange that the descendants of those Pilgrim Fathers who
crossed the Atlantic to preserve their own freedom of opinion have
always proved themselves intolerant of the spiritual liberty of others?
-- Robert E. Lee
Now playing: Beat Farmers - Riverside
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| User: "" |
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22 Feb 2005 02:28:02 PM |
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Enkidu wrote:
jfacts@earthlink.net wrote in
news:1109030627.252356.259730@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com:
Troll or bigot? You decide:
United we Stand wrote:
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive,
becaus e they
don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is
America,
One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to get
driver's
licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We should at
leas t
include questions about Jesus on the written part of the driver's
license
tests, to weed them out.
Could be both, you know.
Likely, even.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
Is it not strange that the descendants of those Pilgrim Fathers who
crossed the Atlantic to preserve their own freedom of opinion have
always proved themselves intolerant of the spiritual liberty of
others?
-- Robert E. Lee
Now playing: Beat Farmers - Riverside
Good tune.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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21 Feb 2005 06:44:49 PM |
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United we Stand <send@me.some.spam> wrote in
news:1212688.LShhszTYyy@yahoo.com:
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because
they don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is
America, One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to
get driver's licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We
should at least include questions about Jesus on the written part of
the driver's license tests, to weed them out.
To make this reply on topic for everyone: shove 2 bicycles up your *****
sideways, stand in traffic, and pray to your god that an atheist doesn't
run your ***** over. *****.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur, nor?
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| User: "Arif Khokar" |
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20 Feb 2005 11:47:26 PM |
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United we Stand wrote:
<snip>
Though I'm not sure if those reading from alt.religion.christian are
familiar with this poster's previos alias; the rest of you should know
(or already realize) that the troll has simply changed its name from
"Usual Suspect" to "United we Stand."
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| User: "United we Stand" |
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21 Feb 2005 12:54:07 AM |
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Arif Khokar wrote:
United we Stand wrote:
<snip>
Though I'm not sure if those reading from alt.religion.christian are
familiar with this poster's previos alias; the rest of you should know
(or already realize) that the troll has simply changed its name from
"Usual Suspect" to "United we Stand."
The nick change was due to my being born again, as a Christian. Maybe when I
turn to your faith (not bloody likely), I'll call myself Kill All Infidels
or something.
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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21 Feb 2005 01:14:42 AM |
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"United we Stand" <send@me.some.spam> wrote in message
news:1153419.xSgb7AmBtQ@yahoo.com...
Arif Khokar wrote:
United we Stand wrote:
<snip>
Though I'm not sure if those reading from alt.religion.christian are
familiar with this poster's previos alias; the rest of you should know
(or already realize) that the troll has simply changed its name from
"Usual Suspect" to "United we Stand."
The nick change was due to my being born again, as a Christian.
As was easily discerned by your six-year-old comprehension level. The rest
of us were born just fine the first time.
Gotta ask though....do you have two belly buttons?
Maybe when I
turn to your faith (not bloody likely), I'll call myself Kill All Infidels
or something.
Spoken like a truly ignorant bigot. Here's your Muslim name: Gophaq Yousef.
--
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
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| User: "Paul Duca" |
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21 Feb 2005 08:22:50 AM |
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in article 1153419.xSgb7AmBtQ@yahoo.com, United we Stand at
send@me.some.spam wrote on 2/21/05 1:54 AM:
Arif Khokar wrote:
United we Stand wrote:
<snip>
Though I'm not sure if those reading from alt.religion.christian are
familiar with this poster's previos alias; the rest of you should know
(or already realize) that the troll has simply changed its name from
"Usual Suspect" to "United we Stand."
The nick change was due to my being born again, as a Christian.
How much money did that get you?
Paul
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| User: "Jez" |
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21 Feb 2005 06:14:25 AM |
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United we Stand wrote:
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because they
don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is America,
One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to get driver's
licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We should at least
include questions about Jesus on the written part of the driver's license
tests, to weed them out.
YAWN.........another ***** joins the ever-growing list.
--
Jez
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
NFS Underground2, Americas Army And MOH-PA
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| User: "Paul Duca" |
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20 Feb 2005 07:33:21 PM |
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in article 1212688.LShhszTYyy@yahoo.com, United we Stand at
send@me.some.spam wrote on 2/20/05 4:31 PM:
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because they
don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is America,
One Country Under God (TM).
If you didn't expect God to reward you..MFFV would be YOUR
philosophy.
Paul
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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20 Feb 2005 08:16:12 PM |
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yea, let's make sure that you worship someone who admits he's a MURDERER
before you can get anything.
DEATH TO GOD THE SERIAL KILLER.
God admits he is a MURDERER.
Genesis, Chapter 8, verse 21
"And never again will I destroy all living creatures, as I have done"
"United we Stand" <send@me.some.spam> wrote in message
news:1212688.LShhszTYyy@yahoo.com...
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because
they
don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is America,
One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to get driver's
licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We should at least
include questions about Jesus on the written part of the driver's license
tests, to weed them out.
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| User: "United we Stand" |
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20 Feb 2005 11:01:47 PM |
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A murderer is a human who kills another human. God admits killing some
creatures. Big deal. Jesus will torture you in the afterlife if you don't
accept him as your personal savior.
SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim wrote:
yea, let's make sure that you worship someone who admits he's a MURDERER
before you can get anything.
DEATH TO GOD THE SERIAL KILLER.
God admits he is a MURDERER.
Genesis, Chapter 8, verse 21
"And never again will I destroy all living creatures, as I have done"
"United we Stand" <send@me.some.spam> wrote in message
news:1212688.LShhszTYyy@yahoo.com...
"Me first, ***** you" a.k.a. MFFY - that is how atheists drive, because
they
don't care about anyone but themselves. The way I see it, this is
America, One Country Under God (TM). Atheists should not be allowed to
get driver's licenses here, or even allowed on the road as bikers. We
should at least include questions about Jesus on the written part of the
driver's license tests, to weed them out.
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| User: "The other Donald" |
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20 Feb 2005 11:06:59 PM |
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"United we Stand" <send@me.some.spam> wrote in message
news:3111564.mQtLal3lCx@yahoo.com...
A murderer is a human who kills another human. God admits killing some
creatures. Big deal. Jesus will torture you in the afterlife if you don't
accept him as your personal savior.
When you're in church next time, tell your Sky Pixie that I said to suck my
*****, and spit my jizz on your Stick-bound Savior.
Your post also proves the theory of "relative morals."
--
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
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| User: "United we Stand" |
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20 Feb 2005 11:21:01 PM |
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The other Donald wrote:
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
Since atheist means anti-theist, should we understand your invented word as
anti-patriot?
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Jason Gastrich, ***** You Buddy
***** you Bible Bob!
Former Spooks: "You Don't ***** With Your Peolpe" (GOP, The Party of Treason)
| ***** ALL OF YOU ATHEIST CUNTS! YOU FUCKING SELF-INFLATED, FAT-HEADED TURDS!
***** You, Osama
***** You, Osama
Should you ***** with your clothes on?
Churches to Bigot Anti-Immigrant GOP: ***** You
Hey, Jebus! You missed, *****! Taiwan Says ***** You Very Much
What the ***** are you doing here Mark K. Bilbo?
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