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Religions > Atheism |
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"Iain" |
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19 Jun 2005 12:41:23 AM |
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Meaning of Life Part II |
This summer, my life has recieved an upgrade and hence new meaning.
Here is my new improved day-to-day routine(weekdays only)....
In the morning I shall stroll to the nearest McDonald's resteraunt,
order a table for two with "a pleasant view," then order a
breakfast of devilled kidneys, kedgeree and eggs Benedict.
I shall then walk along Jermyn Street at a brisk pace, turn left
into St James Street, pausing to select the evening's cigar at
Davidoff's before ambling to my club, where I shall spend the rest of
the day ensconced in an armchair reading The Times.
At suppertime I shall snack, before making love briefly to the
evening's filly, who can usually be found behind the bike sheds at the
local school.
In the evening, I shall visit the local Goth and Heavy Metal nightclub
and order a Pousse Caf=E9 (the yolk of one fresh egg, 1/6 gill of yellow
Chartreuse, 1/6 gill of Eau de Vie de Danzig, or Danziger Goldwasser).
Fuhuhuhuh.
~Iain
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Meaning of Life Part II |
19 Jun 2005 02:50:47 AM |
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"Iain" <iain_inkster@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1119141683.007997.63080@g14g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
This summer, my life has recieved an upgrade and hence new meaning.
Here is my new improved day-to-day routine(weekdays only)....
In the morning I shall stroll to the nearest McDonald's resteraunt,
order a table for two with "a pleasant view," then order a
breakfast of devilled kidneys, kedgeree and eggs Benedict.
kedgeree? Wazzat?
I shall then walk along Jermyn Street at a brisk pace, turn left
into St James Street, pausing to select the evening's cigar at
Davidoff's before ambling to my club, where I shall spend the rest of
the day ensconced in an armchair reading The Times.
Mycroft?
At suppertime I shall snack, before making love briefly to the
evening's filly, who can usually be found behind the bike sheds at the
local school.
Bestiality! Sherlock will go into a blue funk over this.
In the evening, I shall visit the local Goth and Heavy Metal nightclub
and order a Pousse Café (the yolk of one fresh egg, 1/6 gill of yellow
Chartreuse, 1/6 gill of Eau de Vie de Danzig, or Danziger Goldwasser).
Did they kick you out of your old club? Must have been the
kedgeree. It lost its popularity when Victoria croaked.
Fuhuhuhuh.
Oh, dear!
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alt.atheism atheist/agnostic list name collector
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~Iain
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