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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Pranny"
Date: 21 Dec 2003 05:56:31 AM
Object: Measure
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in message
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HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003 12:34 /

Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.

it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.
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User: "Douglas D. Anderson"

Title: Re: Measure 23 Dec 2003 07:43:14 PM
"Tommy" <tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote


"fungus" > Meter

-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter

Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the distance
traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.

Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre

Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.



So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".


Its a metric yard, lets leave it at that or how would 39.39 inches suit you
(up yer other end)
Cheers


Unfortunately it's not 39.39 inches. Meter or metre, the SI standard
meter or metre if you prefer, comes to 39.37008 inches to 5 decimal
places, which does not round to 39.39 in any sort of arithmetic, new
or old. If the SI had been a bit more alert, they would have totally
redefined the metre as 1/300,000,000 th of the distance traveled by
light in a vacuum in one second exactly, making all sorts of calculations
far simpler, and creating some brisk business for the makers and sellers
of measuring sticks. And if the Americans would drop the old English
system of measures long since obsolete in Britain, they might be able
to land on Mars properly, and accomplish other practical feats.
.
User: "marvin"

Title: Re: Measure 23 Dec 2003 07:54:11 PM
"Douglas D. Anderson" <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
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"Tommy" <tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote


"fungus" > Meter

-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter

Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the distance
traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.

Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre

Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.



So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".


Its a metric yard, lets leave it at that or how would 39.39 inches suit

you

(up yer other end)
Cheers



Unfortunately it's not 39.39 inches. Meter or metre, the SI standard
meter or metre if you prefer, comes to 39.37008 inches to 5 decimal
places, which does not round to 39.39 in any sort of arithmetic, new
or old. If the SI had been a bit more alert, they would have totally
redefined the metre as 1/300,000,000 th of the distance traveled by
light in a vacuum in one second exactly, making all sorts of calculations
far simpler, and creating some brisk business for the makers and sellers
of measuring sticks. And if the Americans would drop the old English
system of measures long since obsolete in Britain, they might be able
to land on Mars properly, and accomplish other practical feats.

it's defined as a given number of wavelengths of red light from a cadmium
lamp isn't it - don't you recall halliday and resnick?
.
User: "Douglas D. Anderson"

Title: Re: Measure 23 Dec 2003 08:05:38 PM
"marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote in message
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"Tommy" <tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote


"fungus" > Meter

-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter

Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the distance
traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.

Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre

Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.



So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".


Its a metric yard, lets leave it at that or how would 39.39 inches suit

you

(up yer other end)
Cheers



Unfortunately it's not 39.39 inches. Meter or metre, the SI standard
meter or metre if you prefer, comes to 39.37008 inches to 5 decimal
places, which does not round to 39.39 in any sort of arithmetic, new
or old. If the SI had been a bit more alert, they would have totally
redefined the metre as 1/300,000,000 th of the distance traveled by
light in a vacuum in one second exactly, making all sorts of calculations
far simpler, and creating some brisk business for the makers and sellers
of measuring sticks. And if the Americans would drop the old English
system of measures long since obsolete in Britain, they might be able
to land on Mars properly, and accomplish other practical feats.


it's defined as a given number of wavelengths of red light from a cadmium
lamp isn't it - don't you recall halliday and resnick?


"Definitions of the Meter: Over the years the definition of the meter has changed
several times:
1793 - 1/10 000 000 of the distance from the pole to the equator.
1795 - Provisional meter bar constructed in brass.
1799 - Definitive prototype meter bars constructed in platinum.
1889 - International prototype meter bar in platinum-iridium, cross section X.
1906 - 1 000 000 / 0.643 846 96 wavelengths in air of the red line of the
cadmium spectrum.
1960 - 1 650 763.73 wavelengths in vacuum of the radiation corresponding to
the transition between levels 2p10 and 5d5 of the krypton 86 atom.
1983 - Length traveled by light in vacuum during 1/299 792 458 of a second." -
Fundamentals of Physics - Part 1
D. Halliday, R. Resnick & J. Walker
John Wiley & Sons, Inc.
New York (1997)
.
User: "marvin"

Title: Re: Measure 23 Dec 2003 09:08:02 PM
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"marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote in message
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"Tommy" <tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote


"fungus" > Meter

-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter

Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the

distance

traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.

Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre

Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.



So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".


Its a metric yard, lets leave it at that or how would 39.39 inches

suit

you

(up yer other end)
Cheers



Unfortunately it's not 39.39 inches. Meter or metre, the SI standard
meter or metre if you prefer, comes to 39.37008 inches to 5 decimal
places, which does not round to 39.39 in any sort of arithmetic, new
or old. If the SI had been a bit more alert, they would have totally
redefined the metre as 1/300,000,000 th of the distance traveled by
light in a vacuum in one second exactly, making all sorts of

calculations

far simpler, and creating some brisk business for the makers and

sellers

of measuring sticks. And if the Americans would drop the old English
system of measures long since obsolete in Britain, they might be able
to land on Mars properly, and accomplish other practical feats.


it's defined as a given number of wavelengths of red light from a

cadmium

lamp isn't it - don't you recall halliday and resnick?



"Definitions of the Meter: Over the years the definition of the meter has

changed

several times:

1793 - 1/10 000 000 of the distance from the pole to the equator.

1795 - Provisional meter bar constructed in brass.

1799 - Definitive prototype meter bars constructed in platinum.

1889 - International prototype meter bar in platinum-iridium, cross

section X.


1906 - 1 000 000 / 0.643 846 96 wavelengths in air of the red line of the
cadmium spectrum.

1960 - 1 650 763.73 wavelengths in vacuum of the radiation corresponding

to

the transition between levels 2p10 and 5d5 of the krypton 86 atom.

1983 - Length traveled by light in vacuum during 1/299 792 458 of a

second." -


Fundamentals of Physics - Part 1
D. Halliday, R. Resnick & J. Walker
John Wiley & Sons, Inc.
New York (1997)

geez - im glad - i might have measured it and been out by 1 whole
wavelength.
.
User: "Douglas D. Anderson"

Title: Re: Measure 23 Dec 2003 09:46:10 PM
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"Tommy" <tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote


"fungus" > Meter

-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter

Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the

distance

traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.

Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre

Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.



So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".


Its a metric yard, lets leave it at that or how would 39.39 inches

suit

you

(up yer other end)
Cheers



Unfortunately it's not 39.39 inches. Meter or metre, the SI standard
meter or metre if you prefer, comes to 39.37008 inches to 5 decimal
places, which does not round to 39.39 in any sort of arithmetic, new
or old. If the SI had been a bit more alert, they would have totally
redefined the metre as 1/300,000,000 th of the distance traveled by
light in a vacuum in one second exactly, making all sorts of

calculations

far simpler, and creating some brisk business for the makers and

sellers

of measuring sticks. And if the Americans would drop the old English
system of measures long since obsolete in Britain, they might be able
to land on Mars properly, and accomplish other practical feats.


it's defined as a given number of wavelengths of red light from a

cadmium

lamp isn't it - don't you recall halliday and resnick?



"Definitions of the Meter: Over the years the definition of the meter has

changed

several times:

1793 - 1/10 000 000 of the distance from the pole to the equator.

1795 - Provisional meter bar constructed in brass.

1799 - Definitive prototype meter bars constructed in platinum.

1889 - International prototype meter bar in platinum-iridium, cross

section X.


1906 - 1 000 000 / 0.643 846 96 wavelengths in air of the red line of the
cadmium spectrum.

1960 - 1 650 763.73 wavelengths in vacuum of the radiation corresponding

to

the transition between levels 2p10 and 5d5 of the krypton 86 atom.

1983 - Length traveled by light in vacuum during 1/299 792 458 of a

second." -


Fundamentals of Physics - Part 1
D. Halliday, R. Resnick & J. Walker
John Wiley & Sons, Inc.
New York (1997)


geez - im glad - i might have measured it and been out by 1 whole
wavelength.


Well, that most recent definition is where they fall short. If Einstein was
right, as is currently believed, that the one invariable is the speed of light
in a vacuum, why not define the "meter" or basic unit of length, as 1/300,
000,000 the distance traveled by light in a vacuum in one second? A nice
simple number Napoleon would have been proud of, easy to remember,
easy to covert between frequency and wavelength, all around simpler
than 1/299 792 458, which is a concession to all those crybabies out
there who would complain about having to go buy a new measuring stick,
because the old one is 0.7mm too short. For all practical purposes, very
little would have to be changed, most common tolerances would hardly
notice a difference of seven parts in ten thousand.
.
User: "Douglas D. Anderson"

Title: Foot note.... was:Re: Measure 23 Dec 2003 09:52:14 PM
"Douglas D. Anderson" <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote


"marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote in message
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"Tommy" <tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote


"fungus" > Meter

-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter

Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the

distance

traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.

Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre

Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.



So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".


Its a metric yard, lets leave it at that or how would 39.39 inches

suit

you

(up yer other end)
Cheers



Unfortunately it's not 39.39 inches. Meter or metre, the SI standard
meter or metre if you prefer, comes to 39.37008 inches to 5 decimal
places, which does not round to 39.39 in any sort of arithmetic, new
or old. If the SI had been a bit more alert, they would have totally
redefined the metre as 1/300,000,000 th of the distance traveled by
light in a vacuum in one second exactly, making all sorts of

calculations

far simpler, and creating some brisk business for the makers and

sellers

of measuring sticks. And if the Americans would drop the old English
system of measures long since obsolete in Britain, they might be able
to land on Mars properly, and accomplish other practical feats.


it's defined as a given number of wavelengths of red light from a

cadmium

lamp isn't it - don't you recall halliday and resnick?



"Definitions of the Meter: Over the years the definition of the meter has

changed

several times:

1793 - 1/10 000 000 of the distance from the pole to the equator.

1795 - Provisional meter bar constructed in brass.

1799 - Definitive prototype meter bars constructed in platinum.

1889 - International prototype meter bar in platinum-iridium, cross

section X.


1906 - 1 000 000 / 0.643 846 96 wavelengths in air of the red line of the
cadmium spectrum.

1960 - 1 650 763.73 wavelengths in vacuum of the radiation corresponding

to

the transition between levels 2p10 and 5d5 of the krypton 86 atom.

1983 - Length traveled by light in vacuum during 1/299 792 458 of a

second." -


Fundamentals of Physics - Part 1
D. Halliday, R. Resnick & J. Walker
John Wiley & Sons, Inc.
New York (1997)


geez - im glad - i might have measured it and been out by 1 whole
wavelength.



Well, that most recent definition is where they fall short. If Einstein was
right, as is currently believed, that the one invariable is the speed of light
in a vacuum, why not define the "meter" or basic unit of length, as 1/300,
000,000 the distance traveled by light in a vacuum in one second? A nice
simple number Napoleon would have been proud of, easy to remember,
easy to covert between frequency and wavelength, all around simpler
than 1/299 792 458, which is a concession to all those crybabies out
there who would complain about having to go buy a new measuring stick,
because the old one is 0.7mm too short. For all practical purposes, very
little would have to be changed, most common tolerances would hardly
notice a difference of seven parts in ten thousand.


I should have said the _new_ meter is 0.7mm too short, but in any
case, still a far cry from the 3mm omega is so worried about.
.
User: ""

Title: Re: Foot note.... was:Re: Measure 24 Dec 2003 08:47:19 AM
<snip>


I should have said the _new_ meter is 0.7mm too short, but in any
case, still a far cry from the 3mm omega is so worried about.

You arrogant pompous fag! Nobody gives a flying ***** what your opinion
is, wheth you are correct or not. Now run along now, get your pacifier
and go sit in front of the TV and watch "Teletubbies". There's a good
lad.
-
"Slipping in and outta love..."
- Steve Tyler, Aerosmith
.


User: "William Hamblen"

Title: Re: Measure 25 Dec 2003 09:00:31 PM
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 03:46:10 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote:

Well, that most recent definition is where they fall short. If Einstein was
right, as is currently believed, that the one invariable is the speed of light
in a vacuum, why not define the "meter" or basic unit of length, as 1/300,
000,000 the distance traveled by light in a vacuum in one second? A nice
simple number Napoleon would have been proud of, easy to remember,
easy to covert between frequency and wavelength, all around simpler
than 1/299 792 458, which is a concession to all those crybabies out
there who would complain about having to go buy a new measuring stick,
because the old one is 0.7mm too short. For all practical purposes, very
little would have to be changed, most common tolerances would hardly
notice a difference of seven parts in ten thousand.

It would mess up everything horribly. The US foot used to be defined
at 1200/3937 meter (exactly), but 44 years ago they changed it to
0.3048 meter (exactly). This is only 2 parts in a million difference,
but over continental distance is was out enough so that there is a
survey foot (the pre-1959 definition) and a statute foot (the post
1959 definition) so land surveys would still work. Yes, Virginia, US
customary units are defined as ratios of metric standards, and have
been since the 1890s.
.




User: "William Hamblen"

Title: Re: Measure 25 Dec 2003 08:16:30 PM
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:54:11 GMT, "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote:

it's defined as a given number of wavelengths of red light from a cadmium
lamp isn't it - don't you recall halliday and resnick?

Not any more it isn't. One needs to Keep Current.
.
User: "marvin"

Title: Re: Measure 26 Dec 2003 10:52:33 PM
"William Hamblen" <william.hamblen@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:54:11 GMT, "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote:

it's defined as a given number of wavelengths of red light from a cadmium
lamp isn't it - don't you recall halliday and resnick?


Not any more it isn't. One needs to Keep Current.

so i don't sit and read fresher text books over and over like you guys!
.
User: "Douglas D. Anderson"

Title: Re: Measure 27 Dec 2003 10:14:50 AM
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:54:11 GMT, "marvin" <marvin@pissoff.com> wrote:

it's defined as a given number of wavelengths of red light from a cadmium
lamp isn't it - don't you recall halliday and resnick?


Not any more it isn't. One needs to Keep Current.


so i don't sit and read fresher text books over and over like you guys!


You can't "keep current" in any case... if it is not flowing, it is
not current.
ObJ:
Two fish slam into an impediment, one says to the other, "Dam!".
.




User: "Moderate"

Title: America's road to international acceptability 24 Dec 2003 02:37:09 PM
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:43:14 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
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"Tommy" <tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote

"fungus" > Meter

-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter

Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the distance
traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.
Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre

Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.
So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".

Its a metric yard, lets leave it at that or how would 39.39 inches suit you
(up yer other end)
Cheers

Unfortunately it's not 39.39 inches. Meter or metre, the SI standard
meter or metre if you prefer, comes to 39.37008 inches to 5 decimal
places, which does not round to 39.39 in any sort of arithmetic, new
or old. If the SI had been a bit more alert, they would have totally
redefined the metre as 1/300,000,000 th of the distance traveled by
light in a vacuum in one second exactly, making all sorts of calculations
far simpler, and creating some brisk business for the makers and sellers
of measuring sticks. And if the Americans would drop the old English
system of measures long since obsolete in Britain, they might be able
to land on Mars properly, and accomplish other practical feats.

you've just said something important.
you've noticed that Americans have corrupted the English language on the
pre-text of the American Revolution, yet have kept the English Imperial
measurement system. the only other country doing so is Liberia.
what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.
that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.
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User: ""

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 30 Dec 2003 09:31:08 AM
<snip pompous crap>


you've just said something important.

you've noticed that Americans have corrupted the English language on the
pre-text of the American Revolution, yet have kept the English Imperial
measurement system. the only other country doing so is Liberia.

People who corrupted the English language:
Negroids
Jamaicans
Bahamians
Scots
Irish
Cockney
Scousers
Northumbrians
Australians
etc
When I turn on the news at night, the news guy speaks perfect English.


what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.

***** you.


that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

Having "Adolf Hitler- Fuehrer" as a signature must be getting you
noticed by the international community.
.

User: "Douglas D. Anderson"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 24 Dec 2003 05:15:46 PM
"Moderate" <medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> wrote in message
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:43:14 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
<Sa6Gb.51403$JW3.45068@twister.nyroc.rr.com>:

"Tommy" <tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote

"fungus" > Meter

-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter

Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the distance
traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.
Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre

Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.
So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".

Its a metric yard, lets leave it at that or how would 39.39 inches suit you
(up yer other end)
Cheers

Unfortunately it's not 39.39 inches. Meter or metre, the SI standard
meter or metre if you prefer, comes to 39.37008 inches to 5 decimal
places, which does not round to 39.39 in any sort of arithmetic, new
or old. If the SI had been a bit more alert, they would have totally
redefined the metre as 1/300,000,000 th of the distance traveled by
light in a vacuum in one second exactly, making all sorts of calculations
far simpler, and creating some brisk business for the makers and sellers
of measuring sticks. And if the Americans would drop the old English
system of measures long since obsolete in Britain, they might be able
to land on Mars properly, and accomplish other practical feats.


you've just said something important.

you've noticed that Americans have corrupted the English language on the
pre-text of the American Revolution, yet have kept the English Imperial
measurement system. the only other country doing so is Liberia.

what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.

that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

That's quite an observation from a citizen of a country which is the
object of international pity. Whenever South Africa is mentioned,
in the international media, it is because of AIDS and FAS.

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Der Führer
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User: "Much Mirth"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 24 Dec 2003 06:05:00 PM
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 23:15:46 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"
<dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote in message
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"Moderate" <medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> wrote in message

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:43:14 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson"

"Tommy" <tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote

"fungus" > Meter

-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter

Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the distance
traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.
Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre

Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.
So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".

Its a metric yard, lets leave it at that or how would 39.39 inches suit you
(up yer other end)
Cheers

Unfortunately it's not 39.39 inches. Meter or metre, the SI standard
meter or metre if you prefer, comes to 39.37008 inches to 5 decimal
places, which does not round to 39.39 in any sort of arithmetic, new
or old. If the SI had been a bit more alert, they would have totally
redefined the metre as 1/300,000,000 th of the distance traveled by
light in a vacuum in one second exactly, making all sorts of calculations
far simpler, and creating some brisk business for the makers and sellers
of measuring sticks. And if the Americans would drop the old English
system of measures long since obsolete in Britain, they might be able
to land on Mars properly, and accomplish other practical feats.

you've just said something important.
you've noticed that Americans have corrupted the English language on the
pre-text of the American Revolution, yet have kept the English Imperial
measurement system. the only other country doing so is Liberia.
what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.
that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

That's quite an observation from a citizen of a country which is the
object of international pity. Whenever South Africa is mentioned,
in the international media, it is because of AIDS and FAS.

<irony> America </irony>
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
that's the typical response to mentioning yer nation these days.
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User: "Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 24 Dec 2003 06:17:28 PM
Some time, on or about: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:37:09 +0200, "Moderate"
<medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> was criminally insane in my
professional opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:
<snip>


what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.

that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

Who the ***** cares about that?
Dr Harvie Wahl-Banghor
.
User: "Are you acceptable? NO!"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 24 Dec 2003 06:24:54 PM
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:17:28 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor
<harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com> wrote in message
<s2bkuvsd2g00rl5o9r0tv047ek1o002o5q@4ax.com>:

Some time, on or about: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:37:09 +0200, "Moderate"
<medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> was criminally insane in my
professional opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.
that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

Who the ***** cares about that?

people other than Americans.
--
Adolf Hitler
Der Führer
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User: "Douglas D. Anderson"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 24 Dec 2003 07:11:47 PM
"Are you acceptable? NO!" <no@yes.com> wrote in message
news:bhbkuv4auohd8jsr6a9rr8087c5hor1ah0@4ax.com...

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:17:28 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor
<harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com> wrote in message
<s2bkuvsd2g00rl5o9r0tv047ek1o002o5q@4ax.com>:

Some time, on or about: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:37:09 +0200, "Moderate"
<medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> was criminally insane in my
professional opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.
that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

Who the ***** cares about that?


people other than Americans.

People in other countries apparently don't have enough to keep themselves
busy. Perhaps word-search puzzle books would help.
.

User: "Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 24 Dec 2003 07:17:26 PM
Some time, on or about: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 02:24:54 +0200, "Are you
acceptable? NO!" <no@yes.com> was criminally insane in my professional
opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:17:28 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor
<harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com> wrote in message
<s2bkuvsd2g00rl5o9r0tv047ek1o002o5q@4ax.com>:

Some time, on or about: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:37:09 +0200, "Moderate"
<medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> was criminally insane in my
professional opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.
that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

Who the ***** cares about that?


people other than Americans.

They don't count.
HTH
Dr Harvie Wahl-Banghor
.
User: "Duck and cover"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 24 Dec 2003 07:40:12 PM
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 20:17:26 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor
<harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com> wrote in message
<5kekuv8joi4r659ogv3adj0li726qk4p2s@4ax.com>:

Some time, on or about: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 02:24:54 +0200, "Are you
acceptable? NO!" <no@yes.com> was criminally insane in my professional
opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:17:28 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor
<harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com> wrote in message
<s2bkuvsd2g00rl5o9r0tv047ek1o002o5q@4ax.com>:

Some time, on or about: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:37:09 +0200, "Moderate"
<medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> was criminally insane in my
professional opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.
that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

Who the ***** cares about that?

people other than Americans.

They don't count.
HTH

aren't you hiding in yer bunker now?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3347313.stm
....heh...
--
Adolf Hitler
Der Führer
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User: "Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 24 Dec 2003 07:51:38 PM
Some time, on or about: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 03:40:12 +0200, "Duck and
cover" <hide@in.yer.bunker> was criminally insane in my professional
opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 20:17:26 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor
<harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com> wrote in message
<5kekuv8joi4r659ogv3adj0li726qk4p2s@4ax.com>:

Some time, on or about: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 02:24:54 +0200, "Are you
acceptable? NO!" <no@yes.com> was criminally insane in my professional
opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:17:28 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor
<harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com> wrote in message
<s2bkuvsd2g00rl5o9r0tv047ek1o002o5q@4ax.com>:

Some time, on or about: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:37:09 +0200, "Moderate"
<medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> was criminally insane in my
professional opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.
that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

Who the ***** cares about that?

people other than Americans.

They don't count.
HTH


aren't you hiding in yer bunker now?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3347313.stm

...heh...

***** no. You have more to be afraid of than me, douchebag.
I know this helped.
Dr Harvie Wahl-Banghor
.
User: "Time"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 25 Dec 2003 04:19:16 PM
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 20:51:38 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor
<harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com> wrote in message
<0jgkuvo1qb41u5svuutshu1cqn5fnfccto@4ax.com>:

Some time, on or about: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 03:40:12 +0200, "Duck and
cover" <hide@in.yer.bunker> was criminally insane in my professional
opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 20:17:26 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor

Some time, on or about: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 02:24:54 +0200, "Are you
acceptable? NO!" <no@yes.com> was criminally insane in my professional
opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:17:28 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor

Some time, on or about: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:37:09 +0200, "Moderate"
<medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> was criminally insane in my
professional opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.
that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

Who the ***** cares about that?

people other than Americans.

They don't count.
HTH

aren't you hiding in yer bunker now?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3347313.stm
...heh...

***** no. You have more to be afraid of than me, douchebag.
I know this helped.

time will tell.
--
Adolf Hitler
Der Führer
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User: "Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 25 Dec 2003 08:29:35 PM
Some time, on or about: Fri, 26 Dec 2003 00:19:16 +0200, "Time"
<time@will.tell> was criminally insane in my professional opinion when
they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 20:51:38 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor
<harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com> wrote in message
<0jgkuvo1qb41u5svuutshu1cqn5fnfccto@4ax.com>:

Some time, on or about: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 03:40:12 +0200, "Duck and
cover" <hide@in.yer.bunker> was criminally insane in my professional
opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 20:17:26 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor

Some time, on or about: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 02:24:54 +0200, "Are you
acceptable? NO!" <no@yes.com> was criminally insane in my professional
opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:17:28 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor

Some time, on or about: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:37:09 +0200, "Moderate"
<medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> was criminally insane in my
professional opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.
that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

Who the ***** cares about that?

people other than Americans.

They don't count.
HTH

aren't you hiding in yer bunker now?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3347313.stm
...heh...

***** no. You have more to be afraid of than me, douchebag.
I know this helped.


time will tell.

*****, I'm not living the hell hole known as Africa. South Africa may
be the only semi-civilized section of the continent, but it still
looks like the poverty, drugs and disease infesting that so called
nation will beat anything I've seen here in North America.
Dr Harvie Wahl-Banghor
.
User: "Nuclear Test Zone"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 26 Dec 2003 08:06:05 PM
On Thu, 25 Dec 2003 21:29:35 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor
<harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com> wrote in message
<b17nuv4it6e0mbqq5927jkmj6g5fg9litm@4ax.com>:

Some time, on or about: Fri, 26 Dec 2003 00:19:16 +0200, "Time"
<time@will.tell> was criminally insane in my professional opinion when
they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 20:51:38 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor
<harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com> wrote in message
<0jgkuvo1qb41u5svuutshu1cqn5fnfccto@4ax.com>:

Some time, on or about: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 03:40:12 +0200, "Duck and
cover" <hide@in.yer.bunker> was criminally insane in my professional
opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 20:17:26 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor

Some time, on or about: Thu, 25 Dec 2003 02:24:54 +0200, "Are you
acceptable? NO!" <no@yes.com> was criminally insane in my professional
opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:17:28 -0500, Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor

Some time, on or about: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:37:09 +0200, "Moderate"
<medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> was criminally insane in my
professional opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.
that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.

Who the ***** cares about that?

people other than Americans.

They don't count.
HTH

aren't you hiding in yer bunker now?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3347313.stm
...heh...

***** no. You have more to be afraid of than me, douchebag.
I know this helped.

time will tell.

*****, I'm not living the hell hole known as Africa. South Africa may
be the only semi-civilized section of the continent, but it still
looks like the poverty, drugs and disease infesting that so called
nation will beat anything I've seen here in North America.
Dr Harvie Wahl-Banghor

it really depends on whether or not North America is turned into a nuclear
testing site.
--
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Der Führer
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User: "John Kimball"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 30 Dec 2003 09:51:04 AM
On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 04:06:05 +0200 "Nuclear Test Zone"
<nuclear.test.site@zone.net> wrote in Message id:
<mqppuvsrd1kfc1m9gf0ls9cbm4dq4igg1j@4ax.com>:
[***** as per fucking usual from the atj twats]

it really depends on whether or not North America is turned into a nuclear
testing site.

Well, until it is, why don't you stop your morphing and shut the ***** up
already, pinhead?
--
"The only real improvement you could make at Walmart would be to
saturate every single store with VX at the height of the Christmas
season. I fucking hate Christmas shopping. I wish the Blessed Virgin
Mary had learned to use a coathanger properly."
-EMT420
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User: "ÑðS-|-MÐ"

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 31 Dec 2003 06:56:51 PM
John Kimball, wasting several more cubic feet of our planet's precious
oxygen, hurled 18 lines of bandwidth-murdering idiocy into
alt.tasteless.jokes on Tue, 30 Dec 2003 10:51:04 -0500 with this
little gem.. <mg73vv4c6515kpcihjd6jlp9cii4n1qqkt@4ax.com>:

On Sat, 27 Dec 2003 04:06:05 +0200 "Nuclear Test Zone"
<nuclear.test.site@zone.net> wrote in Message id:
<mqppuvsrd1kfc1m9gf0ls9cbm4dq4igg1j@4ax.com>:

[***** as per fucking usual from the atj twats]

it really depends on whether or not North America is turned into a nuclear
testing site.


Well, until it is, why don't you stop your morphing and shut the ***** up
already, pinhead?

keep dropping the morphs in your killfile.. there's bound to be a
pattern

Frequent lock-ups are a symptom of not enough memory in the same
way nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head..
"'good'?!? ..she can suck a red-giant through a pipette!"
"It's unjustified and illogical to massage data and
direct observation in such a manner as to force
reality to conform to a mathematical premis..
...Einstein's a fuckin' moron"
Whoever has an army has power.. and war decides everything
--Mao Tse-Tung
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User: "Keith E."

Title: Re: America's road to international acceptability 24 Dec 2003 07:55:22 PM
Wed, 24 Dec 2003 19:17:28 -0500 was a day just like any other,
until Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor <harvie_wahl-bangor@mindless.com>
wrote:

Some time, on or about: Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:37:09 +0200, "Moderate"
<medium.rare@buttocks.commie.bastards> was criminally insane in my
professional opinion when they claimed the following balderdash:

<snip>


what you need to do is get metric and bring your language rules back into
line with Commonwealth English.

that would be a start. there are a number of other changes to be made after
that too. then you will be approaching international acceptability.


Who the ***** cares about that?

Furriners.
HTH, HAND.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
.




User: "Americans are wrong"

Title: Re: Measure 24 Dec 2003 09:17:16 AM
On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 23:52:21 GMT, fungus <spam@egg.chips.and.spam.com> wrote
in message <Vy4Gb.2182924$uj6.5344624@telenews.teleline.es>:

Mark W wrote:

A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement - basically because it was invented by the
French.

<sighn> Can *none* of you cretins can actually be bothered to
look it up in a dictionary? Noooo, because it's not about being
correct, it's all about arguing your anal-retentive case, isn't
it? aka. *****-waving, mental masturbation...etc.
Meter
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter
Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the distance
traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.
Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre
Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.
So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".

Americans are wrong. isn't that clear enough?
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User: "Pretty man"

Title: Re: Measure 22 Dec 2003 08:01:09 AM
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 00:43:57 -0600, Jeremy Martin <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com>
wrote in message <6l4duvcmkfear5s991io8jpc3dlcqjn372@4ax.com>:

("Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy>):

On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in message

"advau4a2" <advau4a2@yahoo.com> wrote in message

HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003 12:34 /

Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.

it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.

I measure something in meters. That's right.

then you have something in common with the Afrikaners. they also spell
metre, meter.
it's sad.
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User: "Al Klein"

Title: Re: Measure 23 Dec 2003 07:22:27 PM
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:01:09 +0200, "Pretty man"
<fart.in.the.wind@buttocks.com> posted in alt.atheism:

From: "Pretty man" <fart.in.the.wind@buttocks.com>

I measure something in meters. That's right.

then you have something in common with the Afrikaners. they also spell
metre, meter.
Adolf Hitler

Your logic would make you syphilitic. That sounds about right.
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