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21 Dec 2003 05:56:31 AM |
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On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in message
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"advau4a2" <advau4a2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003 12:34 /
Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.
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Adolf Hitler
Der Führer
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21 Dec 2003 10:00:47 AM |
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"Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy> wrote in message news:<pq1buvc5p2t52lg06mcj2jisic93etjtek@4ax.com>...
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
get:
To become affected with (an illness, for example) by infection or
exposure; catch; to be subjected to; undergo; to receive as
retribution or punishment
cancer:
Any of various malignant neoplasms characterized by the proliferation
of anaplastic cells that tend to invade surrounding tissue and
metastasize to new body site; the pathological condition characterized
by such growths.
die:
To cease living; become dead; expire.
screaming:
Scream \Scream\, v. i. [imp. & p. p. Screamed; p. pr. & vb. n.
Screaming.] [Icel. skr[ae]ma to scare, terrify; akin to Sw. skr["a]ma,
Dan. skr[ae]mme. Cf. Screech.] To cry out with a shrill voice; to
utter a sudden, sharp outcry, or shrill, loud cry, as in fright or
extreme pain; to shriek; to screech.
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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21 Dec 2003 11:01:05 AM |
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"EMT420" <emt420@barfbag.com> wrote in message
news:3d4086e.0312210800.567a56a9@posting.google.com...
"Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy> wrote in message
news:<pq1buvc5p2t52lg06mcj2jisic93etjtek@4ax.com>...
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
get:
To become affected with (an illness, for example) by infection or
exposure; catch; to be subjected to; undergo; to receive as
retribution or punishment
Did you here about the second floor NYC deli where the owner
wasn't careful about code dates? A patron came down with a bad
case of beer.
cancer:
Any of various malignant neoplasms characterized by the proliferation
of anaplastic cells that tend to invade surrounding tissue and
metastasize to new body site; the pathological condition characterized
by such growths.
die:
To cease living; become dead; expire.
screaming:
Scream \Scream\, v. i. [imp. & p. p. Screamed; p. pr. & vb. n.
Screaming.] [Icel. skr[ae]ma to scare, terrify; akin to Sw. skr["a]ma,
Dan. skr[ae]mme. Cf. Screech.] To cry out with a shrill voice; to
utter a sudden, sharp outcry, or shrill, loud cry, as in fright or
extreme pain; to shriek; to screech.
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| User: "fungus" |
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21 Dec 2003 11:42:58 AM |
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Douglas D. Anderson wrote:
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
get:
To become affected with (an illness, for example) by infection or
exposure; catch; to be subjected to; undergo; to receive as
retribution or punishment
Did you here about the second floor NYC deli where the owner
wasn't careful about code dates? A patron came down with a bad
case of beer.
Really? Gee, that's totally fascinating. I bet
the long winter evenings would just fly past
with you as a drinking buddy. Yessir. No doubt
about it. You should be on TV with those stories
and your sparkling personality.
Either that or I could slowly burn my own legs
off, starting at the toes.
As I always say... there's nothing like a good
crosspost to suck every last little drop of
intellect out of a newsgroup.
--
fungus
"The black chick bent over the sofa is actually pretty cool.
It's the 'last night' thing that's killing it for you."- Anna
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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21 Dec 2003 03:09:42 PM |
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"fungus" <spam@egg.chips.and.spam.com> wrote in message
news:CYkFb.2126631$uj6.5211320@telenews.teleline.es...
Douglas D. Anderson wrote:
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
get:
To become affected with (an illness, for example) by infection or
exposure; catch; to be subjected to; undergo; to receive as
retribution or punishment
Did you here about the second floor NYC deli where the owner
wasn't careful about code dates? A patron came down with a bad
case of beer.
Really? Gee, that's totally fascinating. I bet
the long winter evenings would just fly past
with you as a drinking buddy. Yessir. No doubt
about it. You should be on TV with those stories
and your sparkling personality.
Either that or I could slowly burn my own legs
off, starting at the toes.
That might be a good start. Need some gasoline?
As I always say... there's nothing like a good
crosspost to suck every last little drop of
intellect out of a newsgroup.
--
fungus
"The black chick bent over the sofa is actually pretty cool.
It's the 'last night' thing that's killing it for you."- Anna
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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22 Dec 2003 12:25:19 AM |
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On Sun, 21 Dec 2003 17:42:58 GMT, fungus <spam@egg.chips.and.spam.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
As I always say... there's nothing like a good
crosspost to suck every last little drop of
intellect out of a newsgroup.
It sure seemed to suck yours right out.
--
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived."
- Isaac Asimov
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Pretty man" |
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22 Dec 2003 08:01:07 AM |
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 01:25:19 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in
message <oh3duvchfgo2kuqb226u94m179oc5cupkr@Pern.rk>:
On Sun, 21 Dec 2003 17:42:58 GMT, fungus <spam@egg.chips.and.spam.com>
posted in alt.atheism:
As I always say... there's nothing like a good
crosspost to suck every last little drop of
intellect out of a newsgroup.
It sure seemed to suck yours right out.
this is my job. bringing scum suckers from all of Usenet together.
fungus on Al. Al on fungus.
--
Adolf Hitler
Der Führer
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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22 Dec 2003 09:13:03 PM |
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:01:07 +0200, "Pretty man"
<fart.in.the.wind@buttocks.com> posted in alt.atheism:
this is my job. bringing scum suckers from all of Usenet together.
Proving, once again, that like attracts like.
--
"I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a will of the
type of which we are conscious in ourselves. An individual who should survive his
physical death is also beyond my comprehension,...; such notions are for the fears or
absurd egoism of feeble souls."
- Albert Einstein
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rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Scum suckers" |
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23 Dec 2003 08:23:00 AM |
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 22:13:03 -0500, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid> wrote in
message <vp9fuvcccp13rck15jm206edm1ijkin767@Pern.rk>:
On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 16:01:07 +0200, "Pretty man"
<fart.in.the.wind@buttocks.com> posted in alt.atheism:
this is my job. bringing scum suckers from all of Usenet together.
Proving, once again, that like attracts like.
...you're scum...
--
Adolf Hitler
Der Führer
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| User: "Slit yer throat, fuckknuckle" |
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21 Dec 2003 06:22:39 PM |
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On 21 Dec 2003 08:00:47 -0800, (EMT420) wrote in message
<3d4086e.0312210800.567a56a9@posting.google.com>:
"Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy> wrote in message news:<pq1buvc5p2t52lg06mcj2jisic93etjtek@4ax.com>...
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
get:
To become affected with (an illness, for example) by infection or
exposure; catch; to be subjected to; undergo; to receive as
retribution or punishment
cancer:
Any of various malignant neoplasms characterized by the proliferation
of anaplastic cells that tend to invade surrounding tissue and
metastasize to new body site; the pathological condition characterized
by such growths.
die:
To cease living; become dead; expire.
screaming:
Scream \Scream\, v. i. [imp. & p. p. Screamed; p. pr. & vb. n.
Screaming.] [Icel. skr[ae]ma to scare, terrify; akin to Sw. skr["a]ma,
Dan. skr[ae]mme. Cf. Screech.] To cry out with a shrill voice; to
utter a sudden, sharp outcry, or shrill, loud cry, as in fright or
extreme pain; to shriek; to screech.
....slit yer throat...
--
Adolf Hitler
Der Führer
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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22 Dec 2003 12:26:37 AM |
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On Mon, 22 Dec 2003 02:22:39 +0200, "Slit yer throat, fuckknuckle"
<brainless@stupor.ru.com> posted in alt.atheism:
...slit yer throat...
Run out of gas?
--
"Every sensible man, every honest man, must hold the christian sect in horror. 'But what
shall we substitute in its place?' you say. What? A ferocious animal has sucked the
blood of my relatives. I tell you to rid yourselves of this beast and you ask me what
you shall put in its place?" - Voltaire
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "Jeremy Martin" |
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22 Dec 2003 12:43:57 AM |
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("Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy>):
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in message
<vu968fgrhj6e4@corp.supernews.com>:
"advau4a2" <advau4a2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003 12:34 /
Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.
I measure something in meters. That's right.
--
Jeremy Martin
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| User: "Mark W" |
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23 Dec 2003 04:59:33 PM |
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"Jeremy Martin" <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com> wrote in message
news:6l4duvcmkfear5s991io8jpc3dlcqjn372@4ax.com...
("Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy>):
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in
message
<vu968fgrhj6e4@corp.supernews.com>:
"advau4a2" <advau4a2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003 12:34 /
Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.
I measure something in meters. That's right.
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement - basically because it was invented by the
French.
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| User: "Jeremy Martin" |
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24 Dec 2003 03:35:13 AM |
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("Mark W" <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk>):
"Jeremy Martin" <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com> wrote in message
news:6l4duvcmkfear5s991io8jpc3dlcqjn372@4ax.com...
("Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy>):
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in
message
<vu968fgrhj6e4@corp.supernews.com>:
"advau4a2" <advau4a2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003 12:34 /
Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.
I measure something in meters. That's right.
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement - basically because it was invented by the
French.
You damn Brits and your added Us.
--
Jeremy Martin
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| User: "Mark W" |
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24 Dec 2003 05:09:21 AM |
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"Jeremy Martin" <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com> wrote in message
news:0eniuvopl810jsp2c3lvqsurf88snckh41@4ax.com...
("Mark W" <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk>):
"Jeremy Martin" <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com> wrote in message
news:6l4duvcmkfear5s991io8jpc3dlcqjn372@4ax.com...
("Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy>):
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in
message
<vu968fgrhj6e4@corp.supernews.com>:
"advau4a2" <advau4a2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003
12:34 /
Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.
I measure something in meters. That's right.
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement - basically because it was invented by
the
French.
You damn Brits and your added Us.
You're just jealous. it gives the language such colour.
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| User: "Jeremy Martin" |
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24 Dec 2003 01:24:22 PM |
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("Mark W" <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk>):
"Jeremy Martin" <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com> wrote in message
news:0eniuvopl810jsp2c3lvqsurf88snckh41@4ax.com...
("Mark W" <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk>):
"Jeremy Martin" <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com> wrote in message
news:6l4duvcmkfear5s991io8jpc3dlcqjn372@4ax.com...
("Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy>):
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in
message
<vu968fgrhj6e4@corp.supernews.com>:
"advau4a2" <advau4a2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003
12:34 /
Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.
I measure something in meters. That's right.
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement - basically because it was invented by
the
French.
You damn Brits and your added Us.
You're just jealous. it gives the language such colour.
I am *not* jealos!
--
Jeremy Martin
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| User: "El Capitan" |
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23 Dec 2003 06:15:15 PM |
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In article <bsahcl$bdi26$1@ID-182137.news.uni-berlin.de>,
"Mark W" <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk> wrote:
"Jeremy Martin" <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com> wrote in message
news:6l4duvcmkfear5s991io8jpc3dlcqjn372@4ax.com...
("Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy>):
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in
message
<vu968fgrhj6e4@corp.supernews.com>:
"advau4a2" <advau4a2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003 12:34 /
Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.
I measure something in meters. That's right.
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement - basically because it was invented by the
French.
Yeah? Well, I've got a meter stick that measures out meters.
Unfortunately, I broke it shoving it up the ***** of some pompous asshat
who insisted I spell it 'metre'.
EC
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| User: "Anal penetration" |
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23 Dec 2003 06:59:53 PM |
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On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 18:15:15 -0600, El Capitan
<BowYourHeads@Itstimetopray.net> wrote in message
<BowYourHeads-8ED738.18151523122003@library.airnews.net>:
In article <bsahcl$bdi26$1@ID-182137.news.uni-berlin.de>,
"Mark W" <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk> wrote:
"Jeremy Martin" <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com> wrote in message
("Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy>):
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in
"advau4a2" <advau4a2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003 12:34 /
Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.
I measure something in meters. That's right.
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement - basically because it was invented by the
French.
Yeah? Well, I've got a meter stick that measures out meters.
Unfortunately, I broke it shoving it up the ***** of some pompous asshat
who insisted I spell it 'metre'.
i gotta ask... what's an 'asshat'?
--
Adolf Hitler
Der Führer
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Read the Official ATJ FAQ at the resource site for ATJ:
http://www.atjfaq.com
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| User: "Mark W" |
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23 Dec 2003 07:40:36 PM |
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"Anal penetration" <mind.to.screw@you.do.me> wrote in message
news:c6phuv8vplg50ap9cojke5qtvv0q68bf89@4ax.com...
On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 18:15:15 -0600, El Capitan
<BowYourHeads@Itstimetopray.net> wrote in message
<BowYourHeads-8ED738.18151523122003@library.airnews.net>:
In article <bsahcl$bdi26$1@ID-182137.news.uni-berlin.de>,
"Mark W" <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk> wrote:
"Jeremy Martin" <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com> wrote in message
("Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy>):
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in
"advau4a2" <advau4a2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003
12:34 /
Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.
I measure something in meters. That's right.
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement - basically because it was invented by
the
French.
Yeah? Well, I've got a meter stick that measures out meters.
Unfortunately, I broke it shoving it up the ***** of some pompous asshat
who insisted I spell it 'metre'.
i gotta ask... what's an 'asshat'?
Hat for donkey.
How many more turns can the key make?
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| User: "Tommy" |
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23 Dec 2003 07:47:22 PM |
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"Mark W" , I broke it shoving it up the ***** of some pompous asshat
who insisted I spell it 'metre'.
i gotta ask... what's an 'asshat'?
Hat for donkey.
Sheesh, thats a donkey hat
An ***** hat is a hat for an *****,
A nappy is a hat for an arse
An arse is what the yanks make of the english language - generally
Cheers
Tommy
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24 Dec 2003 08:31:50 AM |
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On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:47:22 -0000, "Tommy"
<tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote:
"Mark W" , I broke it shoving it up the ***** of some pompous asshat
who insisted I spell it 'metre'.
i gotta ask... what's an 'asshat'?
Hat for donkey.
Sheesh, thats a donkey hat
An ***** hat is a hat for an *****,
A nappy is a hat for an arse
An arse is what the yanks make of the english language - generally
Cheers
Tommy
Americans had to de-feminize the English language to make it
serviceable.
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"Slipping in and outta love..."
- Steve Tyler, Aerosmith
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| User: "Mark W" |
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24 Dec 2003 09:44:00 AM |
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<Felchee@felch.com> wrote in message
news:ip8juvkohhm7jh18q6np1tqdd9tv92sgo8@toltec...
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:47:22 -0000, "Tommy"
<tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote:
"Mark W" , I broke it shoving it up the ***** of some pompous asshat
who insisted I spell it 'metre'.
i gotta ask... what's an 'asshat'?
Hat for donkey.
Sheesh, thats a donkey hat
An ***** hat is a hat for an *****,
A nappy is a hat for an arse
An arse is what the yanks make of the english language - generally
Cheers
Tommy
Americans had to de-feminize the English language to make it
serviceable.
And then either twang the vowels into oblivion or speak at speeds like
continental drift.
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| User: "Keith E." |
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24 Dec 2003 03:55:35 PM |
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Wed, 24 Dec 2003 15:44:00 -0000 was a day just like any other,
until "Mark W" <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk> wrote:
<Felchee@felch.com> wrote in message
news:ip8juvkohhm7jh18q6np1tqdd9tv92sgo8@toltec...
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:47:22 -0000, "Tommy"
<tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote:
Americans had to de-feminize the English language to make it
serviceable.
And then either twang the vowels into oblivion or speak at speeds like
continental drift.
Tell ya whut. We'uns 'll start talkin' lihk all y'all soon as
all y'all start talkin' th' sayme.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "Cowboy Blob" |
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24 Dec 2003 06:59:49 PM |
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"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:771755f755e26f9cac71e4bb491b968d@news.1usenet.com...
Wed, 24 Dec 2003 15:44:00 -0000 was a day just like any other,
until "Mark W" <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk> wrote:
<Felchee@felch.com> wrote in message
news:ip8juvkohhm7jh18q6np1tqdd9tv92sgo8@toltec...
On Wed, 24 Dec 2003 01:47:22 -0000, "Tommy"
<tormyleprechaun@indigo.ie> wrote:
Americans had to de-feminize the English language to make it
serviceable.
And then either twang the vowels into oblivion or speak at speeds like
continental drift.
Tell ya whut. We'uns 'll start talkin' lihk all y'all soon as
all y'all start talkin' th' sayme.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
Sho' nuf.
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| User: "El Capitan" |
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| Title: Re: Measure |
25 Dec 2003 08:45:34 AM |
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In article <c6phuv8vplg50ap9cojke5qtvv0q68bf89@4ax.com>,
"Anal penetration" <mind.to.screw@you.do.me> wrote:
On Tue, 23 Dec 2003 18:15:15 -0600, El Capitan
<BowYourHeads@Itstimetopray.net> wrote in message
<BowYourHeads-8ED738.18151523122003@library.airnews.net>:
In article <bsahcl$bdi26$1@ID-182137.news.uni-berlin.de>,
"Mark W" <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk> wrote:
"Jeremy Martin" <harhar@pirates-ahoy.com> wrote in message
("Pranny" <kitty.cat@litterbox.co.foxy>):
On Sat, 20 Dec 2003 11:46:00 -0700, "MosZibby" <APATHY@ATJ> wrote in
"advau4a2" <advau4a2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
HOW I GOT A 9 INCHES PENIS... READ MY STORY! / 12.17.2003 12:34
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Turn the ruler over, dimwit. Yer reading the millimeter side.
it's spelt millimetre.
it's metre, not meter.
it's French, ya knucklehead.
I measure something in meters. That's right.
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement - basically because it was invented by
the
French.
Yeah? Well, I've got a meter stick that measures out meters.
Unfortunately, I broke it shoving it up the ***** of some pompous asshat
who insisted I spell it 'metre'.
i gotta ask... what's an 'asshat'?
I've always pictured an asshat as what someone wears when they've lubed
up their scalp down to the eyebrows, preferably with a liberal helping
of santorum (google that term for a laugh) and inserted their cranium
into their own rectum. Or someone else's, I'm kinda equal-opportunity
in that regard.
YMMV, of course.
ObStupidJoke: "Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
EC
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| User: "Stevet Thompson" |
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| Title: Re: Measure |
28 Dec 2003 03:04:24 PM |
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El Capitan <pirate@airmail.net> wrote in message news:<pirate-CB49DE.08453425122003@library.airnews.net>...
[snip]
of santorum (google that term for a laugh) and inserted their cranium
It's a bright, shiny New Word that is being slowly popularised by
people who think the Dawkins/Henson clan are really cool.
Regards,
Steve
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| User: "fungus" |
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| Title: Re: Measure |
23 Dec 2003 05:52:21 PM |
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Mark W wrote:
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement - basically because it was invented by the
French.
<sighn> Can *none* of you cretins can actually be bothered to
look it up in a dictionary? Noooo, because it's not about being
correct, it's all about arguing your anal-retentive case, isn't
it? aka. *****-waving, mental masturbation...etc.
Meter
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter
Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the distance
traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.
Metre
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre
Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.
So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".
Now *****. The lot of you.
--
fungus
"The black chick bent over the sofa is actually pretty cool.
It's the 'last night' thing that's killing it for you."- Anna
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| User: "Mark W" |
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| Title: Re: Measure |
23 Dec 2003 07:39:38 PM |
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"fungus" <spam@egg.chips.and.spam.com> wrote in message
news:Vy4Gb.2182924$uj6.5344624@telenews.teleline.es...
Mark W wrote:
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement - basically because it was invented by
the
French.
<sighn> Can *none* of you cretins can actually be bothered to
look it up in a dictionary? Noooo, because it's not about being
correct, it's all about arguing your anal-retentive case, isn't
it? aka. *****-waving, mental masturbation...etc.
The definitions I gave are a summary of the ones in my dictionary. This may
be the British term only.
Meter
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter
Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the distance
traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.
Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre
Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.
So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".
Generally Metre is the international one - because it doesn't need
translating as much.
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| User: "Roberta Hatch" |
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| Title: Re: Measure |
24 Dec 2003 06:57:38 AM |
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Mark W <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk> wrote:
"fungus" <spam@egg.chips.and.spam.com> wrote:
Mark W wrote:
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement ...
Meter: ...The international standard unit of length...
Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.
Generally Metre is the international one - because it doesn't need
translating as much.
You backpeadlling limey *****. Get this through your thick
skull, it's meter. It's meter because Amercians spell it that way.
When Amercians say something you'd damn godd an well stand up and
take notice. We don't care what you third-world, third-rate lugnuts
think.
Got it? Good.
Bobbi
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Roberta Hatch '65 Panhead
Dykes on Bikes, San Francisco, CA (This space for rent)
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| User: "Mark W" |
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| Title: Re: Measure |
24 Dec 2003 09:45:14 AM |
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"Roberta Hatch" <bhatch@rahul.net> wrote in message
news:bsc2g2$fh0$1@blue.rahul.net...
Mark W <mark.whickman@ic.ac.uk> wrote:
"fungus" <spam@egg.chips.and.spam.com> wrote:
Mark W wrote:
A meter is something that measures things - like an electricity meter.
A Metre is a unit of measurement ...
Meter: ...The international standard unit of length...
Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.
Generally Metre is the international one - because it doesn't need
translating as much.
You backpeadlling limey *****. Get this through your thick
skull, it's meter. It's meter because Amercians spell it that way.
When Amercians say something you'd damn godd an well stand up and
take notice. We don't care what you third-world, third-rate lugnuts
think.
Got it? Good.
Get your own language.
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| User: "Tommy" |
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| Title: Re: Measure |
23 Dec 2003 07:01:50 PM |
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"fungus" > Meter
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http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=meter
Meter: ...The international standard unit of length, approximately
equivalent to 39.37 inches. It was redefined in 1983 as the distance
traveled by light in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 of a second.
Metre
-----
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=metre
Metre: Variant of meter, chiefly British (US "meter"), The
fundamental SI unit of length.
So there it is, *both* are acceptable as the SI unit of
length. Brits prefer "metre", Americans prefer "meter".
Its a metric yard, lets leave it at that or how would 39.39 inches suit you
(up yer other end)
Cheers
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