Best way to get through this anti-Semitic faux-pas is to watch BET,
Comedy Central or even... ick, The Travel Channel (no JTV - Jewish
Television) one late-late night and call that toll-free number on your
screen to get some of that free "Miracle Spring Water ". You know,
that stuff being hawked by Reverend Peter Popoff that comes in tiny
vinyl packets that you'd (((think))) comes w/ a Chinese food takeout
order, that looks (((suspiciously))) like a Time Square sex shop lube
(lubrication) tube and (((pray your bloody ***** off)))!!! Don't drink
any more tequila straight from a brown paper bag while driving.......
drink this Miracle Spring Water instead! Maybe God will put ACTUAL
BLOOD in your blood alcohol level instead during your next DUI stop.
Just like this grotesque individual, with a face frozen in a failed
attempt at a smile promises that God will put money in their bank
accounts. lol

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/9/9d/Peter_popoff.jpg

Hmm... maybe Mel meant to to call that female sergeant "Popoff" instead
of "Sugar Tits". Yeah... yeah, that must be it. :-)