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Religions > Atheism |
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"quibbler" |
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02 Apr 2005 02:30:19 PM |
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Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
Hey, Arnie is the govenator. Why can't Gibbering Mel Gibson be the
pope? He's certainly fanatic and crazy enough. Catholicism is
going down the shitter anyway. They might as well go down with a
great hurrah.
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Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
02 Apr 2005 02:41:16 PM |
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quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in news:MPG.1cb85a68d1b939649897d1
@aioe.cjb.net:
Hey, Arnie is the govenator. Why can't Gibbering Mel Gibson be the
pope? He's certainly fanatic and crazy enough. Catholicism is
going down the shitter anyway. They might as well go down with a
great hurrah.
Great! We'd have the Pope out looking for weapons systems, nukes, etc.
--
Enkidu AA#2165
EAC Chaplin and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
Thank God, under our Constitution there was no connection between Church
and State, and that in my action as President of the United States I
recognized no distinction of creeds in my appointments to office.
-- James K. Polk
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| User: "Uv" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
02 Apr 2005 02:49:54 PM |
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"Enkidu" <zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns962C441741513255229@130.133.1.4...
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in news:MPG.1cb85a68d1b939649897d1
@aioe.cjb.net:
Hey, Arnie is the govenator. Why can't Gibbering Mel Gibson be the
pope? He's certainly fanatic and crazy enough. Catholicism is
going down the shitter anyway. They might as well go down with a
great hurrah.
Great! We'd have the Pope out looking for weapons systems, nukes, etc.
and he'd be real cute, too!!!
I'd get on my knees for Him!
oops... did I type that out loud?
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| User: "served" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
02 Apr 2005 03:45:22 PM |
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Dude, Mel Gibson is the coolest. He might even bring in new members to the
church. :p
He produced the Passion of the Christ afterall...
"Uv" <mzdpatterson@somewhere-else.com> wrote in message
news:DsydnZcT5-aSLNPfRVn-gw@comcast.com...
"Enkidu" <zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns962C441741513255229@130.133.1.4...
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1cb85a68d1b939649897d1
@aioe.cjb.net:
Hey, Arnie is the govenator. Why can't Gibbering Mel Gibson be the
pope? He's certainly fanatic and crazy enough. Catholicism is
going down the shitter anyway. They might as well go down with a
great hurrah.
Great! We'd have the Pope out looking for weapons systems, nukes, etc.
and he'd be real cute, too!!!
I'd get on my knees for Him!
oops... did I type that out loud?
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| User: "Clockmeister" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
02 Apr 2005 04:44:14 PM |
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"served" <bkshf@djdhqwuy9837947e98732.com> wrote in message
news:m6z3e.1067$PA4.766@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
Dude, Mel Gibson is the coolest. He might even bring in new members to
the
church. :p
He's a nutcase.
He produced the Passion of the Christ afterall...
Exactly.
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| User: "Secular Fundamentalist" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
02 Apr 2005 05:10:35 PM |
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The gates of alt.atheism slowly swung open, and there stood
"Clockmeister" <no-one@nowhere.com>,who intoned thus:
"served" <bkshf@djdhqwuy9837947e98732.com> wrote in message
news:m6z3e.1067$PA4.766@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
Dude, Mel Gibson is the coolest. He might even bring in new members to
the
church. :p
He's a nutcase.
Pope Max I. Can you imagine the modifications to the popemobile!
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N.
aa #2208
Mistabit doesn't work in mysterious ways, people just don't pay attention.
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| User: "John" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
03 Apr 2005 12:36:49 PM |
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"served" <bkshf@djdhqwuy9837947e98732.com> wrote in message
news:m6z3e.1067$PA4.766@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
Dude, Mel Gibson is the coolest. He might even bring in new members to
the
church. :p
He produced the Passion of the Christ afterall...
Hope all you people know what you are saying!!!!
If Mel Gibson became our next pope, I would expect him to make every
CATHOLIC church to be obligated to bring back the Latin Tridentine Mass, the
way it used to be before the changes in 1962.
Also he would throw ecumunism out the door. He would reverse the ties
between protestants and jews vs. Catholic.
-John L.
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| User: "Uv" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
03 Apr 2005 02:55:37 PM |
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"John" <jlentz@nospam.wi.rr.com> wrote in message
news:BrR3e.2883$PA4.785@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
"served" <bkshf@djdhqwuy9837947e98732.com> wrote in message
news:m6z3e.1067$PA4.766@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
Dude, Mel Gibson is the coolest. He might even bring in new members to
the
church. :p
He produced the Passion of the Christ afterall...
Hope all you people know what you are saying!!!!
If Mel Gibson became our next pope, I would expect him to make every
CATHOLIC church to be obligated to bring back the Latin Tridentine Mass,
the way it used to be before the changes in 1962.
Also he would throw ecumunism out the door. He would reverse the ties
between protestants and jews vs. Catholic.
Isn't it time to untie the Protestants and Jews? I mean, really, doesn't all
that tying chafe after a bit??
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| User: "Bob Pease" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
03 Apr 2005 04:21:06 PM |
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"Uv" <mzdpatterson@somewhere-else.com> wrote in message
news:4d6dnVJgTf5Dns3fRVn-sA@comcast.com...
"John" <jlentz@nospam.wi.rr.com> wrote in message
news:BrR3e.2883$PA4.785@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
"served" <bkshf@djdhqwuy9837947e98732.com> wrote in message
news:m6z3e.1067$PA4.766@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
Dude, Mel Gibson is the coolest. He might even bring in new members to
the
church. :p
He produced the Passion of the Christ afterall...
Hope all you people know what you are saying!!!!
If Mel Gibson became our next pope, I would expect him to make every
CATHOLIC church to be obligated to bring back the Latin Tridentine Mass,
the way it used to be before the changes in 1962.
Also he would throw ecumunism out the door. He would reverse the ties
between protestants and jews vs. Catholic.
Isn't it time to untie the Protestants and Jews? I mean, really, doesn't
all
that tying chafe after a bit??
Untie..
Unite!
I Tune!!
(i.e. "Nut")
RJ P
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| User: "Bob Pease" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
02 Apr 2005 04:24:32 PM |
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OPRAH!!!!!
"served" <bkshf@djdhqwuy9837947e98732.com> wrote in message
news:m6z3e.1067$PA4.766@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
Dude, Mel Gibson is the coolest. He might even bring in new members to
the
church. :p
He produced the Passion of the Christ afterall...
"Uv" <mzdpatterson@somewhere-else.com> wrote in message
news:DsydnZcT5-aSLNPfRVn-gw@comcast.com...
"Enkidu" <zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns962C441741513255229@130.133.1.4...
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1cb85a68d1b939649897d1
@aioe.cjb.net:
Hey, Arnie is the govenator. Why can't Gibbering Mel Gibson be the
pope? He's certainly fanatic and crazy enough. Catholicism is
going down the shitter anyway. They might as well go down with a
great hurrah.
Great! We'd have the Pope out looking for weapons systems, nukes,
etc.
and he'd be real cute, too!!!
I'd get on my knees for Him!
oops... did I type that out loud?
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| User: "Natalie Clifford Barney" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
03 Apr 2005 03:00:51 PM |
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Bob Pease wrote:
OPRAH!!!!!
Martin Sheen is Catholic, he has already been president, lets make him
Pope...Stockard Channing could stay on as a nun in the papal
apartments...
"served" <bkshf@djdhqwuy9837947e98732.com> wrote in message
news:m6z3e.1067$PA4.766@tornado.rdc-kc.rr.com...
Dude, Mel Gibson is the coolest. He might even bring in new members to
the
church. :p
He produced the Passion of the Christ afterall...
"Uv" <mzdpatterson@somewhere-else.com> wrote in message
news:DsydnZcT5-aSLNPfRVn-gw@comcast.com...
"Enkidu" <zwi6iv402@sneakemail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns962C441741513255229@130.133.1.4...
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:MPG.1cb85a68d1b939649897d1
@aioe.cjb.net:
Hey, Arnie is the govenator. Why can't Gibbering Mel Gibson be the
pope? He's certainly fanatic and crazy enough. Catholicism is
going down the shitter anyway. They might as well go down with a
great hurrah.
Great! We'd have the Pope out looking for weapons systems, nukes,
etc.
and he'd be real cute, too!!!
I'd get on my knees for Him!
oops... did I type that out loud?
--
"Her wit inspired laughter, but it could just as easily cut. It was
heaven to be the focus of those startling blue eyes and that energetic
mind, but hell when the attention turned elsewhere."
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
02 Apr 2005 03:43:04 PM |
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quibbler wrote:
Hey, Arnie is the govenator. Why can't Gibbering Mel Gibson be the
pope? He's certainly fanatic and crazy enough. Catholicism is
going down the shitter anyway. They might as well go down with a
great hurrah.
Nah. I reckon Duke should be the next Pope, if only for the sheer comedy
value. Wonder how long it'd take him to be excommunicated?
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
02 Apr 2005 08:38:52 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney wrote:
quibbler wrote:
Hey, Arnie is the govenator. Why can't Gibbering Mel Gibson be the
pope? He's certainly fanatic and crazy enough. Catholicism is
going down the shitter anyway. They might as well go down with a
great hurrah.
Nah. I reckon Duke should be the next Pope, if only for the sheer
comedy
value. Wonder how long it'd take him to be excommunicated?
or shot...not too long.
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| User: "Alan Ferris" |
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| Title: Re: Mel Gibson as the Next Pope? |
02 Apr 2005 04:54:03 PM |
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On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 16:43:04 +0100, Kevin Anthoney
<kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
quibbler wrote:
Hey, Arnie is the govenator. Why can't Gibbering Mel Gibson be the
pope? He's certainly fanatic and crazy enough. Catholicism is
going down the shitter anyway. They might as well go down with a
great hurrah.
Nah. I reckon Duke should be the next Pope, if only for the sheer comedy
value. Wonder how long it'd take him to be excommunicated?
Or win that peace prize he used to rant about.
--
Alan "Ferrit" Ferris
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