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"New10." |
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28 Sep 2004 06:14:26 PM |
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Mental Health Check |
MENTAL HEALTH CHECK
New10.
Attention, attention, this is a reality check. All those who fail,
report immediately to your
nearest psychiatric hospital. .
:-.
Do you find yourself talking to invisible people such as a God or a
man who has been
dead for 2,000 years? Do you find yourself waiting for the day when
his bones will take on flesh
and will come to visit with you? Do you entertain the notion that some
invisible substance is
going to jump out of your body skyward like a helium-filled balloon
when you die? Do believe
this invisible substance will retain all of your five senses, so as
you can hear, touch, see, taste and
smell those who were dear to you who have departed from this life
before you? Do you suppose
you would be able to locate them in the crowd of 10 billion people who
have died since time
immemorial especially if you are both invisible?
Do you hear voices of people who are not there, and other invisible
creatures? Do you
hear the flutter of invisible angel's wings? Do you imagine that there
is a physical place in our
solar system where your immaterial body will live in a mansion with
maids and butlers that you
didn't have while alive? If you did live in a mansion, do you plan to
have your in-laws live with
you? Do you get the feeling that invisible creatures called angels
follow you wherever you go?
Will you be playing a harp once you arrive at your destination? Have
you ever had lessons on a
harp? Do you believe Adam and Eve were made without navels?
Have you ever daydreamed that you are going to sit at the right hand
of this invisible man
called God? Do you ever think what you would talk about? When you were
a child did you
have imaginary invisible playmates that you talked to, and do you
still have invisible playtnates
with different names now that you are an adult? Do you believe in
ghosts holy or otherwise?' Do
you like most children accept what people say on faith now that you
are an adult? Do you think
a virgin can get pregnant by an invisible ghost who is holy? Do you
believe that the
universe could be made from nothing? Do you think that one person can
also be three people at
the same time? Do you think that an invisible man made this universe
for his own honor, glory
and amusement?
I want you to know this is only a small portion of the checklist. But
we can gather
enough information to tell whether you passed or not.
If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you flunked the
reality test. If you
Failed, report to a psychiatric hospital immediately you will never be
free from the corruption
of reality.
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| User: "AnotherObserver®" |
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| Title: Re: Mental Health Check |
28 Sep 2004 06:40:05 PM |
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"New10." <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com> wrote:
MENTAL HEALTH CHECK
New10.
Attention, attention, this is a reality check. All those who fail,
report immediately to your
nearest psychiatric hospital. .
:-.
Do you find yourself talking to invisible people such as a God or a
man who has been
dead for 2,000 years?
Hmm. Nope. I do talk to other types of invisible people though. On
top of that, I have no idea what they sound like beyond my
imagination.
<>
Do you entertain the notion that some
invisible substance is
going to jump out of your body skyward like a helium-filled balloon
when you die?
Naw, I take up the notion that the energy that operates the body will
dissolve into another form of energy.
Do believe
this invisible substance will retain all of your five senses, so as
you can hear, touch, see, taste and
smell those who were dear to you who have departed from this life
before you?
The senses are replicated in the brain without the use of the sensory
stimuli, through the use of energized chemicals.
<>
Do you hear voices of people who are not there, and other invisible
creatures?
Yes, to the people part.
<>
Do you imagine that there
is a physical place in our
solar system where your immaterial body will live in a mansion with
maids and butlers that you
didn't have while alive?
Who am I to say what is and isn't out there?
<>
Do you get the feeling that invisible creatures called angels
follow you wherever you go?
That depends on the nature of invisible energy. Like, is it capable
of consciousness?
<>
If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you flunked the
reality test. If you
Failed, report to a psychiatric hospital immediately you will never be
free from the corruption
of reality.
Well, that's terrible news.
--
Davidwd
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| User: "New10." |
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| Title: Re: Mental Health Check |
28 Sep 2004 07:56:12 PM |
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DO YOU LACK A FUNNY BONE OR ARE YOU ALWAYS UP TIGHT?
<AnotherObserver®> wrote in message
news:k6sjl0hdqmg8mt3ouq4780lkml2bug6kt7@4ax.com...
"New10." <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com> wrote:
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| User: "AnotherObserver®" |
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| Title: Re: Mental Health Check |
28 Sep 2004 08:13:39 PM |
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"New10." <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com> wrote:
<AnotherObserver®> wrote in message
news:k6sjl0hdqmg8mt3ouq4780lkml2bug6kt7@4ax.com...
"New10." <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com> wrote:
DO YOU LACK A FUNNY BONE OR ARE YOU ALWAYS UP TIGHT?
Gosh, I was only playing along!
I'd usually prefer to be up tight than up loose though.
--
Davidwd
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Mental Health Check |
28 Sep 2004 07:06:25 PM |
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On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:14:26 GMT, "New10." <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com>
wrote:
MENTAL HEALTH CHECK
New10.
Attention, attention, this is a reality check. All those who fail,
report immediately to your
nearest psychiatric hospital.
Just wondering again: is there a reason you persist in preaching to
the choir...?
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| User: "Clayton Ce Merde Fantastique" |
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| Title: Re: Mental Health Check |
28 Sep 2004 07:53:20 PM |
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"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:8bvjl0574eifk37miefqu9gvgkih1ml58u@4ax.com...
On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:14:26 GMT, "New10." <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com>
wrote:
MENTAL HEALTH CHECK
New10.
Attention, attention, this is a reality check. All those who fail,
report immediately to your
nearest psychiatric hospital.
Just wondering again: is there a reason you persist in preaching to
the choir...?
Who does New10 remind me of? Someone else used to post stuff like that here
all the time, but I can't remember who it was.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Mental Health Check |
28 Sep 2004 11:42:49 PM |
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On 28 Sep 2004, Clayton Ce Merde Fantastique dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:8bvjl0574eifk37miefqu9gvgkih1ml58u@4ax.com...
On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:14:26 GMT, "New10." <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com>
wrote:
MENTAL HEALTH CHECK
New10.
Attention, attention, this is a reality check. All those who
fail,
report immediately to your
nearest psychiatric hospital.
Just wondering again: is there a reason you persist in preaching to
the choir...?
Who does New10 remind me of? Someone else used to post stuff like
that here all the time, but I can't remember who it was.
Newton.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
You dumbazz atheist moron.
How many times a day does your head come out of your arse for some well
needed air? You really are scaling the woozy heights of Mount Idiot,
aren't
you? Maybe your mother should keep her infant spawn away from
newsgroups
that are plainly labeled "Over 18", you dunce-capped, toe-dancing
Fraulein
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| User: "Clayton Ce Merde Fantastique" |
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| Title: Re: Mental Health Check |
29 Sep 2004 02:15:43 AM |
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"Vic Sagerquist" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns9572DD191AB2Avicman@204.127.204.17...
On 28 Sep 2004, Clayton Ce Merde Fantastique dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:8bvjl0574eifk37miefqu9gvgkih1ml58u@4ax.com...
On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:14:26 GMT, "New10." <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com>
wrote:
MENTAL HEALTH CHECK
New10.
Attention, attention, this is a reality check. All those who
fail,
report immediately to your
nearest psychiatric hospital.
Just wondering again: is there a reason you persist in preaching to
the choir...?
Who does New10 remind me of? Someone else used to post stuff like
that here all the time, but I can't remember who it was.
Newton.
*sound of a penny dropping*
That's right!!
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| User: "New10." |
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| Title: Re: Mental Health Check |
28 Sep 2004 07:59:18 PM |
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Did you think this was not funny?
perhaps you are too uptight
"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:8bvjl0574eifk37miefqu9gvgkih1ml58u@4ax.com...
On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:14:26 GMT, "New10." <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com>
wrote:
MENTAL HEALTH CHECK
New10.
Attention, attention, this is a reality check. All those who fail,
report immediately to your
nearest psychiatric hospital.
Just wondering again: is there a reason you persist in preaching to
the choir...?
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Mental Health Check |
28 Sep 2004 11:41:50 PM |
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On 28 Sep 2004, New10. dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
"raven1" <quoththeraven@nevermore.com> wrote in message
news:8bvjl0574eifk37miefqu9gvgkih1ml58u@4ax.com...
On Tue, 28 Sep 2004 23:14:26 GMT, "New10." <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com>
wrote:
MENTAL HEALTH CHECK
New10.
Attention, attention, this is a reality check. All those who
fail,
report immediately to your
nearest psychiatric hospital.
Just wondering again: is there a reason you persist in preaching to
the choir...?
Did you think this was not funny?
perhaps you are too uptight
I thought it was great. It reminds me of the day a friend sent me a copy
of Dan Barker's "Dear Believer", which was a turning point for me. But
it needs to find borderline skeptics and agnostics. Perhaps you should
post it to the xian NGs, or the Agnostic group. THe psychiatric hospital
part is a bit extreme. Have them report to alt.atheism.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
You dumbazz atheist moron.
How many times a day does your head come out of your arse for some well
needed air? You really are scaling the woozy heights of Mount Idiot,
aren't
you? Maybe your mother should keep her infant spawn away from
newsgroups
that are plainly labeled "Over 18", you dunce-capped, toe-dancing
Fraulein
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Mental Health Check |
28 Sep 2004 11:54:25 PM |
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On Wed, 29 Sep 2004 00:59:18 GMT, "New10." <drnjoseph@socal.rr.com>
wrote:
Did you think this was not funny?
No, I wondered why you keep preaching to the choir.
perhaps you are too uptight
Perhaps you need to focus on your target audience. Atheists already
agree with what you're saying.
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