Religions > Atheism > Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25,2005
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Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25,2005 |
Medjugorje Message of November 25, 2005 to Marija Pavlovic
Lunetti from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Bosnia-Herzegovina, the
former communist Yugoslavia. These are the messages from the
last apparitions on earth of the Blessed Virgin Mary who
proclaims that these times are a time of grace granted to
mankind by God for the purpose of conversion back to Him, when
these apparitions of over 24 years come to an end, the ten
Chastisements will begin for the renewal of the world and
mankind. In other words, Gods going to clean house.
Medjugorje Message of November 25, 2005 from the Blessed Virgin Mary.
"Dear children! Also today I call you to pray, pray, pray until prayer
becomes life for you. Little children, at this time, in a special way, I
pray before God to give you the gift of faith. Only in faith will you
discover the joy of the gift of life that God has given you. Your heart
will be joyful thinking of eternity. I am with you and love you with a
tender love. Thank you for having responded to my call." 11/2005
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TOLERANCE is a virtue of a man WITHOUT convictions.
Quote: G. K. Chesterton.
http://www.avemariaradio.net/catholic-online-radio.php
http://www.catholicexchange.com/bday/index.html
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| User: "LC" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 02:45:07 PM |
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"SunPrancer" <Santa's@little_helper.ca> wrote in message
news:dm7s6a$9i7$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
In other words, Gods going to clean house.
Excellent.
Have Him start in the basement.
LC~ Always on the lookout for good help.
"Hands that help are far better than lips that pray."~ Robert J. Ingersoll
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| User: "Hannele Huigens" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 06:48:11 PM |
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Op Fri, 25 Nov 2005 21:45:07 +0100 schreef LC <LCisnot@this.com>:
"SunPrancer" <Santa's@little_helper.ca> wrote in message
news:dm7s6a$9i7$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
In other words, Gods going to clean house.
Excellent.
Have Him start in the basement.
That is so wrong! Let him start in the attic, you should always clean from
the top to the bottom, or else the dirt will land on your clean surfaces.
Really, kids today, they know nothing about nothing. ;-)
--
Hannele
aa #2221
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| User: "Zadok" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 02:57:48 PM |
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"SunPrancer" <Santa's@little_helper.ca> wrote in message
when
these apparitions of over 24 years come to an end, the ten
Chastisements will begin for the renewal of the world and
mankind. In other words, Gods going to clean house.
OOOOOOH, scare us to death.
Not hard to see why you have the name, Santa's little helper.
You believe that Mary crap, you probably still believe in Santa!!
How about the Tooth Fairy??
Easter Bunny??
You must believe in the Boogie Man, because you are trying to scare us!! Or
would that be the Boogie Blessed Virgin??
Smile.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 03:35:39 PM |
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"SunPrancer" <Santa's@little_helper.ca> wrote in message
news:dm7s6a$9i7$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net...
(snip)
"Dear children! Also today I call you to pray, pray, pray until prayer
becomes life for you. Little children, at this time, in a special way, I
pray before God to give you the gift of faith. Only in faith will you
discover the joy of the gift of life that God has given you. Your heart
will be joyful thinking of eternity. I am with you and love you with a
tender love. Thank you for having responded to my call." 11/2005
This all seems rather self-serving, doesn't it?
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Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 04:57:54 PM |
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In <dm7s6a$9i7$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net>, SunPrancer
<Santa's@little_helper.ca> wrote:
Medjugorje Message of November 25, 2005 to Marija Pavlovic Lunetti from
the Blessed Virgin Mary in Bosnia-Herzegovina, the former communist
Yugoslavia. These are the messages from the last apparitions on earth of
the Blessed Virgin Mary who proclaims that these times are a time of grace
granted to mankind by God for the purpose of conversion back to Him, when
these apparitions of over 24 years come to an end, the ten Chastisements
will begin for the renewal of the world and mankind. In other words, Gods
going to clean house.
Yan.
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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Forgotten Already
http://makeashorterlink.com/?H1233272C
Feds are treating Louisiana like enemy
"...it may be that they may have written us off."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?O21E51C1C
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 04:54:11 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, SunPrancer poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
....
the ten
Chastisements
Ulp! Not the ten Chastisements!
The ten rebukes I can handle, the ten chidings, even the ten beratings!
But not the ten chastisements!
....
In other words, Gods going to clean house.
The Vatican would be a good place to start.
Regards,
Josef
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense that
we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H.L. Mencken
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 08:15:39 PM |
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In <MPG.1df16021b435e5bb989c0a@news1.on.sympatico.ca>, Josef Balluch
<josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote:
In a message sent 'round the world, SunPrancer poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
...
the ten
Chastisements
Ulp! Not the ten Chastisements!
The ten rebukes I can handle, the ten chidings, even the ten beratings!
But not the ten chastisements!
At least it's not the ten lectures. They drone on so...
(But what's *really scary are the ten looks askance)
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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Forgotten Already
http://makeashorterlink.com/?H1233272C
Feds are treating Louisiana like enemy
"...it may be that they may have written us off."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?O21E51C1C
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 08:42:11 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, Mark K. Bilbo poured fuel on the
fire with the following:
In <MPG.1df16021b435e5bb989c0a@news1.on.sympatico.ca>, Josef Balluch
<josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote:
In a message sent 'round the world, SunPrancer poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
...
the ten
Chastisements
Ulp! Not the ten Chastisements!
The ten rebukes I can handle, the ten chidings, even the ten beratings!
But not the ten chastisements!
At least it's not the ten lectures. They drone on so...
(But what's *really scary are the ten looks askance)
< shudder > I know what you mean.
And I can't even begin to think about the ten icy stares.
Regards,
Josef
All religions are equally sublime to the ignorant, useful to the
politician, and ridiculous to the philosopher.
-- Lucretius
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| User: "Steamboat" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 05:20:04 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 17:54:11 -0500, Josef Balluch
<josef.balluch@sympatico.can> wrote:
In a message sent 'round the world, SunPrancer
poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
....
the ten
Chastisements
Ulp! Not the ten Chastisements!
The ten rebukes I can handle, the ten chidings,
even the ten beratings!
But not the ten chastisements!
....
In other words, Gods going to clean house.
The Vatican would be a good place to start.
After the vatican, he could take care of
Arkansas.
Regards,
Josef
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but
only in the sense that
we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful
and his children smart.
-- H.L. Mencken
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| User: "Bonnie Bitch" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 05:16:50 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 17:54:11 -0500, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of Josef
Balluch <josef.balluch@sympatico.can>
In a message sent 'round the world, SunPrancer poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
...
the ten
Chastisements
Ulp! Not the ten Chastisements!
The ten rebukes I can handle, the ten chidings, even the ten beratings!
But not the ten chastisements!
Oh, honey -- they were downgraded to Suggestions some time ago. Did
you not receive the memo??
...
In other words, Gods going to clean house.
The Vatican would be a good place to start.
Make sure to scotchguard the artwork first, though. Most of it will
need to be returned to the original owners in good condition.
Regards,
Josef
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense that
we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H.L. Mencken
May the Blessings of Gong Gong rain ubiquitously and reign supreme!
Rev. Bonnie *****, Universal Life Church
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| User: "Josef Balluch" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 07:32:32 PM |
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In a message sent 'round the world, Bonnie ***** poured fuel on the fire
with the following:
On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 17:54:11 -0500, the faaaaabulous supreme deity
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of Josef
Balluch <josef.balluch@sympatico.can>
....
Ulp! Not the ten Chastisements!
The ten rebukes I can handle, the ten chidings, even the ten beratings!
But not the ten chastisements!
Oh, honey -- they were downgraded to Suggestions some time ago. Did
you not receive the memo??
Ummmmmmmm, Jeez, .... it must be under this pile a stuff somewhere .....
In other words, Gods going to clean house.
The Vatican would be a good place to start.
Make sure to scotchguard the artwork first, though. Most of it will
need to be returned to the original owners in good condition.
Will do. And I'll just take all those bones in the basement and pile
them up by the back gate.
That reminds me, .... there's got to be quite a few skeletons in the
closets .....
Regards,
Josef
Humor is like bread: best when fresh, most flavorful when wry.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 06:46:18 PM |
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In article <dm7s6a$9i7$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net>,
SunPrancer <Santa's@little_helper.ca> wrote:
Gods going to clean house.
Gawd runs a house cleaning business? How much does he charge per room?
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 08:44:53 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 15:30:23 -0500, SunPrancer
<Santa's@little_helper.ca> wrote:
TOLERANCE is a virtue of a man WITHOUT convictions.
Quote: G. K. Chesterton.
"Convictions cause convicts".
-Principia Discordia
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"This is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause"
- Padme Amidala, Episode III
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| User: "Steamboat" |
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25 Nov 2005 03:13:32 PM |
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On Fri, 25 Nov 2005 15:30:23 -0500, SunPrancer
<Santa's@little_helper.ca> wrote:
Medjugorje Message of November 25, 2005 to Marija
Pavlovic
Lunetti from the Blessed Virgin Mary in
Bosnia-Herzegovina, the
former communist Yugoslavia. These are the
messages from the
last apparitions on earth of the Blessed Virgin
Mary who
proclaims that these times are a time of grace
granted to
mankind by God for the purpose of conversion back
to Him, when
these apparitions of over 24 years come to an end,
the ten
Chastisements will begin for the renewal of the
world and
mankind. In other words, Gods going to clean
house.
Medjugorje Message of November 25, 2005 from the
Blessed Virgin Mary.
"Dear children! Also today I call you to pray,
pray, pray until prayer
becomes life for you. Little children, at this
time, in a special way, I
pray before God to give you the gift of faith.
Only in faith will you
discover the joy of the gift of life that God has
given you. Your heart
will be joyful thinking of eternity. I am with you
and love you with a
tender love. Thank you for having responded to my
call." 11/2005
How could she have said that? At the time, she
was all wrapped up in a manifestation -- her image
was clearly witnessed in a pepperoni pizza a
thousand miles away.
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Message from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Medjugorje for November 25, 2005 |
25 Nov 2005 08:28:44 PM |
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SunPrancer <Santa's@little_helper.ca> wrote in
news:dm7s6a$9i7$1@utornnr1pp.grouptelecom.net:
Medjugorje Message of November 25, 2005 to Marija Pavlovic
Lunetti from the Blessed Virgin Mary in Bosnia-Herzegovina, the
former communist Yugoslavia. These are the messages from the
last apparitions on earth of the Blessed Virgin Mary who
proclaims that these times are a time of grace granted to
mankind by God for the purpose of conversion back to Him, when
these apparitions of over 24 years come to an end, the ten
Chastisements will begin for the renewal of the world and
mankind. In other words, Gods going to clean house.
Medjugorje Message of November 25, 2005 from the Blessed Virgin Mary.
"Dear children! Also today I call you to pray, pray, pray until prayer
becomes life for you. Little children, at this time, in a special way,
I pray before God to give you the gift of faith. Only in faith will
you discover the joy of the gift of life that God has given you. Your
heart will be joyful thinking of eternity. I am with you and love you
with a tender love. Thank you for having responded to my call."
11/2005
This is a joke, right?
--
Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.musings.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
It is only undemonstrable assertions that require the suspension of
reason, and weak ideas that require faith.
-Dan Barker
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