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"NickKaffes" |
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01 Feb 2004 07:38:17 AM |
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Michael J. Fox donates sperm |
A few months ago I came to the conclusion that the TV relationship
between Michael J. Fox and Our Lady Heidi Klum on "Spin City" is really the
relationship between me, Dr. Nicholas A. Kaffes, a.k.a. Kansan1225, and
Archangel Heidi.
The Heidi "Spin City" episodes come from the 1998-99 and 1999-2000
seasons of the series, before I fell in love with the Most Glorious Daughter of
the Rhineland. That happened in the Spring of 2001.
This means that the Entities had planned our affair in detail a long time
before the two of us started having feelings for each other.
Tomorrow's "Spin City" re-run deals with Mike Flaherty (played by Michael
J. Fox) donating his sperm to impregnate a character named Claudia:
http://www.tv-now.com/stars/bostwick.html
This is followed by the episodes "Klumageddon, Part 1" and "Klumageddon,
Part 2" on Tuesday and Wednesday.
As I have written in the past, the Latin name "Claudia" means
"club-footed", whereas Heidi's family name, "Klum", is related to the German
word "Klumpfuss", meaning "club foot".
As I have explained, the baby girl that Empress Heidi is expecting was
conceived through in vitro fertilization utilizing my sperm and one of Heidi's
eggs. Heidi has confirmed that our baby will be named Helene and that way her
name day will be on May 21, the feast day of the Saints Constantine, the first
Christian Emperor, and Helena, his mother, the same name day as for my wife
Constance "Dina":
http://www.express.de/servlet/Satellite?pagename=XP/index&pageid=100497676
8169&rubrik=221&artikelid=1074890235014
Meanwhile, the Entities want to stress the identification between the TV
characters played by Michael J. Fox and myself, Dr. Kaffes, by having Fox play
a doctor with obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) on the series "Scrubs" this
February (CBS, Tuesday evenings).
Today is the beginning of a February Klumathon:
http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/040128/nyw098_1.html
Hot, Hot, Hot! Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrates Its 40th Anniversary On
Spike TV Wednesday, February 11 at 10:00 PM, ET/PT
Wednesday January 28, 11:21 am ET
Hosted by Swimsuit Model Melissa Keller and Comedian Jake Johannsen
Special Coincides With Magazine Release on February 11
Spike TV Acquires Rights to SI's Swimsuit Special Library To Air Throughout
February
NEW YORK, Jan. 28 /PRNewswire/ -- The Big 4-0 never looked so good, as Sports
Illustrated celebrates its Swimsuit Issue's 40th anniversary in a one-hour
special premiering on Spike TV, Wednesday, Feb. 11 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT).
Join SI Swimsuit model Melissa Keller and comedian Jake Johannsen as they lead
a tour of some of the most beautiful locations across the U.S. and provide a
behind-the-scenes look at the making of the 40th edition of SI's most popular
issue.
Some of the models featured in "Sports Illustrated's 40th Anniversary Swimsuit
Special" include Marissa Miller, Bridget Hall and last year's SI cover model
Petra Nemcova. This year's edition includes several special sections which
showcase the world's most beautiful women. Find out which other models grace
this year's issue and who was chosen as the prestigious cover model.
With Spike TV's recent acquisition of SI's Swimsuit Special library, which
includes past specials from 1995 to the present, the network celebrates all
things "bikini" during the month of February beginning with "Bikini Bowl" on
Super Bowl Sunday and ending with a President's Day marathon fit for a
Commander in Chief. The complete schedule is listed below:
Sunday, Feb. 1
* BIKINIBOWL
Spike TV has the ultimate pre-show Super Bowl extravaganza featuring
five hours of some of the most beautiful women and exotic locations
around the world. This Super Bowl Sunday, Spike TV viewers can re-
visit the 1999, 2000, 2001 and 2002 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
Specials and "Bikini Heaven," FHM Magazine's worldwide search for
their new cover girl before catching the big game.
* 2:00-3:00 PM, ET/PT - 1999 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
Enjoy a peek behind the scenes of the 1999 Sports Illustrated
Swimsuit issue with cover model/host Heidi Klum on a tour of
paradise: an exotic private island brimming with the world's most
beautiful women. Newcomers Amber Noelle Ehresmann and Anouk
Voorveld join supermodels Niki Taylor, Eva Herzigova and many more--
plus see SI Swimsuit's most revealing effort ever: models wearing
nothing but body paint.
* 3:00-4:00 PM, ET/PT - 2000 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
Damon Wayans and Estella Warren host this exciting tour of the
making of Sports Illustrated Millennium Swimsuit Issue. See Heidi
Klum frolic with a baby elephant on the sands of Malaysia, Christy
Hinze galloping on horseback along the beach in Mexico, Daniela
Pestova kissing a frog on the island of Pangkor Laut, as well as
some top athletes and their significant others.
* 4:00-5:00 PM, ET/PT - 2001 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
Go where no Sports Illustrated fan has gone before and take a no-
holds-barred look at the making of the most famous magazine issue in
the world. See Josie Maran, Heidi Klum, Daniela Pestova, Michelle
Behennah, and Molly Sims clad in the tiniest and tightest swimsuits
imaginable posing in locations ranging from Las Vegas to Malaysia to
Greece to Tunisia.
* 5:00-6:00 PM, ET/PT - 2002 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
It's sexy, it's hot, it's all Latin! Join your host, model Yamila
Diaz-Rahi as she travels to the hottest spots in the Latin world.
Stops include a gorgeous colonial city in Brazil, a rustic eco-
resort in Mexico and Costa Rica's breathtaking beaches. See all of
you favorite models such as Heidi Klum, Molly Sims and Shakara
Ladard.
* 6:00-7:00 PM, ET/PT - BIKINIHEAVEN
Beautiful women from around the world will converge on the most
sizzling location in the United States for FHM magazine's worldwide
search for their new cover girl.
Sunday, Feb. 11
* 9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT- 2003 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
Hosted by Swimsuit Issue favorite Rachel Hunter from the famous
Hotel del Coronado in San Diego, the 2003 video features eight
spectacular locations, 16 beautiful women, lots of sexy suits and
miles of film. See all of your favorites including Rachel, Molly
Sims, Bridget Hall, Daniela Pestova, Petra Nemcova, Melissa Keller,
Audrey Quock, Sara O'Hare, Ana Beatriz Barros, Isabeli Fontana,
Marisa Miller, and Noemie Lenoir.
Premiere!
* 10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT - SPORTS ILLUSTRATED'S 40TH ANNIVERSARY
SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
Monday, Feb. 16 (10:00 AM-9:00 PM, ET/PT)
* PRESIDENT'S DAY MARATHON
Spike TV salutes President's Day with a marathon of Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit Specials including an encore presentation of
the 2004 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Special.
* 9:00-10:00 AM, ET/PT - BIKINIHEAVEN
* 10:00-11:00 AM, ET/PT - 2000 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
* 11:00 AM-Noon, ET/PT - 1995 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
All of the excitement, glamour and magic that make the annual Sports
Illustrated Swimsuit Issue the most popular edition of the year are
in this special presentation. Features many of the world's most
popular models, including Kathy Ireland and Angie Everhart. A
surprise encore modeling appearance by three-time Swimsuit cover
model Cheryl Tiegs and a performance by country superstar Travis
Tritt.
* Noon-1:00 PM, ET/PT - 1996 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
With the breathtaking beaches and lush jungles of South Africa as
this year's backdrop, SI cameras cover all the action like you've
never seen before. From the red sands of the Kalahari Desert to the
Mala Mala Game Reserve, SI travels to the world's most exotic
locations to bring you this spectacular program, hosted by SI
Swimsuit veteran Stacey Williams and featuring models like Kathy
Ireland and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.
* 1:00-2:00 PM, ET/PT - 1997 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
SNL alum Rob Schneider brings his offbeat humor to the sexy SI
annual Swimsuit presentation as he frolics on the beaches with
models like Vendela and Stacey Williams. Visit Turkey with sultry
Tyra Banks, explore the rainforest with mysterious Naomi Campbell
and dance on a desert island with Niki Taylor.
* 2:00-3:00 PM, ET/PT - 1998 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
Visit the savannas of Africa with Laetitia Casta and Rebecca Romijn.
Join Heidi Klum and Beri Smither for a day on a deserted island.
Sports Illustrated and host Rob Schneider takes viewers on a journey
around the equator with today's top models for a look at the making
of SI's famous Swimsuit issue for 1998.
* 3:00-4:00 PM, ET/PT - 1999 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
* 4:00-5:00 PM, ET/PT - 2000 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
* 5:00-6:00 PM, ET/PT - 2001 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
* 6:00-7:00 PM, ET/PT - 2002 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
* 7:00-8:00 PM, ET/PT - 2003 SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMSUIT SPECIAL
* 8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT - SPORTS ILLUSTRATED'S 40TH ANNIVERSARY SWIMSUIT
SPECIAL
Spike TV, the first network for men, is available in 87 million homes and is a
division of MTV Networks. MTV Networks owns and operates the cable television
programming services MTV: Music Television, MTV2, Nickelodeon/Nick at Nite, TV
Land, VH1, CMT: Country Music Television, and Spike TV, as well as The Digital
Suite from MTV Networks, a package of thirteen digital services, all of which
are trademarks of MTV Networks. MTV Networks also operates and offers joint
ventures, licensing agreements and syndication deals whereby its programming
can be seen worldwide.
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| User: "Kansan1225" |
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| Title: Re: Michael J. Fox donates sperm |
02 Feb 2004 09:07:58 PM |
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Jade wrote:
Subject: Re: Michael J. Fox donates sperm
From: Daedalus
Date: 2/2/2004 9:45 AM Central Standard Time
Message-id: <ters10puoduhgeheusvncivfcegsrbd0vp@4ax.com>
On 01 Feb 2004 13:43:33 GMT, (NickKaffes), wrote:
A few months ago I came to the conclusion that the TV relationship
between Michael J. Fox and Our Lady Heidi Klum on "Spin City" is really the
relationship between me, Dr. Nicholas A. Kaffes, a.k.a. Kansan1225, and
Archangel Heidi.
I wonder what conclusion you would have come to if you were a "Wheel"
fan?
The celestial relationship between Heidi and me was written in the stars
many thousands of years ago. We were meant to find each other.
The Heidi "Spin City" episodes come from the 1998-99 and 1999-2000
seasons of the series, before I fell in love with the Most Glorious Daughter
of
the Rhineland. That happened in the Spring of 2001.
Started pounding lager three years ago, eh?
I started writing about Heidi in the Newgroups four years ago, in January
2000. I kept writing more and more about her and, when I saw her "Tatler"
magazine cover (May 2001 issue),
http://www.heidiklum.com/do/Grusskarte/PopUp.asp?bild=covers/lib3pic62.jpg
my reaction to her smile there made me realize that I had fallen in love with
her. Since that time my love for her has grown more and more.
This means that the Entities had planned our affair in detail a long
time
before the two of us started having feelings for each other.
Those ornery little Entities.
I can tell you this much, the Entities have a great sense of humor.
Tomorrow's "Spin City" re-run deals with Mike Flaherty (played by
Michael
J. Fox) donating his sperm to impregnate a character named Claudia:
http://www.tv-now.com/stars/bostwick.html
This is followed by the episodes "Klumageddon, Part 1" and
"Klumageddon,
Part 2" on Tuesday and Wednesday.
As I have written in the past, the Latin name "Claudia" means
"club-footed", whereas Heidi's family name, "Klum", is related to the German
word "Klumpfuss", meaning "club foot".
Related how? They share a syllable?
No. The family name "Klum" is sometimes spelled "Klumm", showing that it
is derived from the root "Klump", meaning "lump", or "clod".
As I have explained, the baby girl that Empress Heidi is expecting was
conceived through in vitro fertilization utilizing my sperm and one of
Heidi's
eggs. Heidi has confirmed that our baby will be named Helene and that way
her
name day will be on May 21, the feast day of the Saints Constantine, the
first
Christian Emperor, and Helena, his mother, the same name day as for my wife
Constance "Dina":
http://www.express.de/servlet/Satellite?pagename=XP/index&pageid=100497676
8169&rubrik=221&artikelid=1074890235014
That would be the wife who's all behind you Hangin' wit Heidi...
As you might expect, my wife did not like the fact that I have fathered a
baby with Heidi, but on Saturday, when I told her that the baby will be named
Helene, Dina mellowed out, because now she can see that Heidi respects her.
Meanwhile, the Entities want to stress the identification between the
TV
characters played by Michael J. Fox and myself, Dr. Kaffes, by having Fox
play
a doctor with obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) on the series "Scrubs"
this
February (CBS, Tuesday evenings).
That's right, you're an admitted head job. Hey Nicky, How many
characters did I type?
I am obsessive-compulsive enough to count how many characters you've
typed, but I am also in control of my obsessions and can guide them as I like.
Today is the beginning of a February Klumathon:
I can't wait, Nicky.
Jade
Right now I'm waiting for tonight's "Spin City" episode, where Mike
donates his sperm for Claudia. Here in Houston it will be shown on the WB
network (Channel 39) at 11:30 pm CST.
Tomorrow night and Wednesday it's time for the big guns on "Spin City":
Klumageddon, Parts 1 and 2!!!
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: Michael J. Fox donates sperm |
02 Feb 2004 10:09:25 PM |
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Kansan1225 wrote:
Man, do you really think anyone gives a flying ***** about you and whoever
this woman you are obsessed with is? We don't. You are wasting my and
everyone else's time with your sick and twisted fantasy. Get a life, and
live it out away from alt.atheism!
<plonk>
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Enkidu
AA 2165
http://www.mylinuxisp.com/~raymond/alt.atheism/who.php?w=enkidu.jpg
hhe1mxo02@sneakemail.com
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Of all things, good sense is the most fairly distributed: everyone
thinks he is so well supplied with it that even those who are the
hardest to satisfy in every other respect never desire more of it than
they already have.
René Descartes, Discours de la Méthode. 1637.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Michael J. Fox donates sperm |
01 Feb 2004 04:39:17 PM |
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On 01 Feb 2004 13:38:17 GMT, (NickKaffes) posted in
alt.atheism:
A few months ago I came to the conclusion that the TV relationship
between Michael J. Fox and Our Lady Heidi Klum on "Spin City" is really the
relationship between me, Dr. Nicholas A. Kaffes, a.k.a. Kansan1225, and
Archangel Heidi.
A few minutes ago I came to the conclusion that your relationship with
reality is nonexistent.
--
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of
themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts."
- Bertrand Russell
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at optonline dot net
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| User: "The Emperors New Clayton" |
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| Title: Re: Michael J. Fox donates sperm |
02 Feb 2004 01:07:32 AM |
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Well, his hand was already shaking, so he might as well put it to use.!
I'm allowed to make jokes like that as I have Tourettes Syndrome and have to
deal with my own shaking hands.
First time in weeks my hands aren't covered in cuts and burns from them
jerking while cooking.....Yay. Of course I've got a huge long burn down my
chest.
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