What a pair! For many years the rightards among us have trembled in
fear and awe of Clinton's penis, blaming it for everything, whether
it's good or bad; it was always Clinton's penis' fault.
Teaming up with Clinton's penis is Michael Moore, contributing his
overwhelming, um, er, well, weight to the evil world-spamming Marxist
cabal of the anti-christ.
Exactly _how_ this unlikely Dynamic Duo will bring about the end of
the Christian Family is not known but we have it on good authority --
from the President of the United States himself! -- that Michael Moore
is in league with sinister forces.
Be afraid. Be very afraid. Be afraid for what comes next: Michael
Moore's penis.
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