On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:42:52 -0500, Don Martin
<drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote:
On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:07:56 +1030, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 20 Jan 2008 09:46:10 -0500, Don Martin
<drdonmartin@comcast.net> wrote:
On Sat, 19 Jan 2008 21:32:00 -0800 (PST), JTEM <jtem01@gmail.com> wrote:
Mike Huckabee's Instant Easter Kit
Contents include:
3 nails
2 boards
1 Jew
(Some assembly is required)
Sorry, but you'll need at least 4 nails (5 better): those boards have to stay
together to play "Pin the Godlet on the Cross".
It is my understanding that the Womans used to lash the cross-beams
together with either rope or thonging.
That would make sense in a country where forests are not abundant--those things
would have been awkward to bring down in one piece and subject to timber theft
if left up there empty (price out post and lintel sets at Jerusalem Joe's
Builder's Supply sometime!). I fear I have paid insufficient attention to
crucifixes for some reason.
That could have been why Jeebers became a carpenter.
Stolen goods, you see.
The Womans? Led by Biggus Dikkus?
Cowwect.
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