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"Tock" |
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13 Oct 2004 03:34:02 PM |
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Miracle Spring Water -- from PeterPopoff.org |
Ya, I sent away for some, and got it the other day. Comes in a itty bitty
vinyl sample thingy, there's maybe 1/10 the liquid you get in one of those
little packets of soy sauce from the Chinese take-out. Didn't have any
other propaganda in it, just a plain white envelope, hand addressed.
I'm gonna put it in my truck's radiator, maybe that will keep the cooling
system from rusting out . . .
OR maybe I could use it on a pumpkin to make it grow to 2000 lbs . . .
"Miracle sized!" . . . then make a lot of pumpkin pies, and cure a lot of
sick people . . .
-Tock
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Miracle Spring Water -- from PeterPopoff.org |
19 Oct 2004 09:34:21 PM |
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On Wed, 13 Oct 2004 20:34:02 GMT, "Tock" <tock@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Ya, I sent away for some, and got it the other day. Comes in a itty bitty
vinyl sample thingy, there's maybe 1/10 the liquid you get in one of those
little packets of soy sauce from the Chinese take-out. Didn't have any
other propaganda in it, just a plain white envelope, hand addressed.
I'm gonna put it in my truck's radiator, maybe that will keep the cooling
system from rusting out . . .
OR maybe I could use it on a pumpkin to make it grow to 2000 lbs . . .
"Miracle sized!" . . . then make a lot of pumpkin pies, and cure a lot of
sick people . . .
What's the 'miracle' in another fleecing of the superstitious by the
wolves that pray on them?
-Tock
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
And Duty Imp and Rapscallion
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| User: "Jez" |
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| Title: Re: Miracle Spring Water -- from PeterPopoff.org |
14 Oct 2004 07:39:53 AM |
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Tock wrote:
Ya, I sent away for some, and got it the other day. Comes in a itty bitty
vinyl sample thingy, there's maybe 1/10 the liquid you get in one of those
little packets of soy sauce from the Chinese take-out. Didn't have any
other propaganda in it, just a plain white envelope, hand addressed.
I'm gonna put it in my truck's radiator, maybe that will keep the cooling
system from rusting out . . .
OR maybe I could use it on a pumpkin to make it grow to 2000 lbs . . .
"Miracle sized!" . . . then make a lot of pumpkin pies, and cure a lot of
sick people . . .
Beer works better for pumpkins.......
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/3736426.stm
:)
--
Jez
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
Skype callto://hellward
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: Miracle Spring Water -- from PeterPopoff.org |
13 Oct 2004 04:03:03 PM |
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on 13 Oct 2004 in alt.atheism, Tock dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
Ya, I sent away for some, and got it the other day. Comes in a itty
bitty vinyl sample thingy, there's maybe 1/10 the liquid you get in
one of those little packets of soy sauce from the Chinese take-out.
Didn't have any other propaganda in it, just a plain white envelope,
hand addressed. I'm gonna put it in my truck's radiator, maybe that
will keep the cooling system from rusting out . . .
OR maybe I could use it on a pumpkin to make it grow to 2000 lbs . . .
"Miracle sized!" . . . then make a lot of pumpkin pies, and cure a lot
of sick people . . .
-Tock
Or add it to a LOT of water and see if it makes more.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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