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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Fredric L. Rice" |
| Date: |
01 Mar 2004 09:27:53 PM |
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Missing Child Alert - Satan |
Date: 03-03-96 15:00
From: J.j. Hitt
Subj: Missing Child Alert - Satan
MISSING CHILD ALERT
)\ _.___._ /(
/:|'##666##'|:\ Name: Satan
/ __ __ \ Date of Birth: October 23, 4004 BC
: __~\ /~__ : Race: Mytholical
( ( .\ \|/ /. ) ) Hair: none
| \_~_) . (_~_/ | Eyes: red, glowing
(._ ~ /_\ ~ _.)
\\_._._._._// Last seen in the company of Jesus
\\V V V V// Christ, a convicted felon from
\\.^.^.// the middle east. Satan was wearing
(_____) red leotards with a matching cape.
Mr. Christ is reported to have been
"Have you seen me?" wearing a white bathrobe.
If you have any information regarding this missing demon or
of any missing sprite, imp, devil, demigod, seraphim or
magical being please call:
National Lost Cause Recovery Service at 1-800-GET-LOST.
---
CAUTION: Reading these Scientology "secrets" will give you pneumonia:
http://sf.irk.ru/www/ot3/otiii-gif.html http://w4u.eexi.gr/~antbos/XENU.HTM
THIS IS NOT A JOKE! Reading this information _will_ make your sick!
I am NOT a number! I am a FREE CLAM! ;-) -- Patrick Lee Humphrey
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| User: "Meteorite Debris" |
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| Title: Re: Missing Child Alert - Satan |
02 Mar 2004 06:03:51 PM |
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On Tue, 02 Mar 2004 03:27:53 GMT the ET form known as Fredric L.
Rice<FredR@SkepticTank.REMOVE.ORG> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
Date: 03-03-96 15:00
From: J.j. Hitt
Subj: Missing Child Alert - Satan
MISSING CHILD ALERT
)\ _.___._ /(
/:|'##666##'|:\ Name: Satan
/ __ __ \ Date of Birth: October 23, 4004 BC
: __~\ /~__ : Race: Mytholical
( ( .\ \|/ /. ) ) Hair: none
| \_~_) . (_~_/ | Eyes: red, glowing
(._ ~ /_\ ~ _.)
\\_._._._._// Last seen in the company of Jesus
\\V V V V// Christ, a convicted felon from
\\.^.^.// the middle east. Satan was wearing
(_____) red leotards with a matching cape.
Mr. Christ is reported to have been
"Have you seen me?" wearing a white bathrobe.
If you have any information regarding this missing demon or
of any missing sprite, imp, devil, demigod, seraphim or
magical being please call:
National Lost Cause Recovery Service at 1-800-GET-LOST.
This is a replay of the Able and Cain soap. Job makes clear that Satan
is a "son of God" and must therefore a brother of Jesus. But we all
know of the warning of Ps 146:3 which says trust not in the son of
man.
--
epicurus1*at*optusnet*dot*com*dot*au
apatriot #1, atheist #1417,
Chief EAC prophet -
Evil Atheist Conspiracy
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
Shhh. Be very quiet, I'm hunting automorons. Heh heh.
"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever
conceived." - Isaac Asimov
Fingerprint for PGP Keys at key server or go to
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~pk1956/
RSA - 71 BA 7C 45 B5 4A 5F EA 72 DB EC 7F 7F A8 70 99
DSS - 9217 21A9 9C3F EB0B E302 AD0E 69C5 0F06 402E 0943
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| User: "Joe Cosby" |
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| Title: Re: Missing Child Alert - Satan |
02 Mar 2004 08:17:07 PM |
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ALSO SPRACH Meteorite Debris:
On Tue, 02 Mar 2004 03:27:53 GMT the ET form known as Fredric L.
Rice<FredR@SkepticTank.REMOVE.ORG> sent a radio signal across the vast
expanse of deep space -._.--._.--._.--._.--._.--._.
Date: 03-03-96 15:00
From: J.j. Hitt
Subj: Missing Child Alert - Satan
MISSING CHILD ALERT
)\ _.___._ /(
/:|'##666##'|:\ Name: Satan
/ __ __ \ Date of Birth: October 23, 4004 BC
: __~\ /~__ : Race: Mytholical
( ( .\ \|/ /. ) ) Hair: none
| \_~_) . (_~_/ | Eyes: red, glowing
(._ ~ /_\ ~ _.)
\\_._._._._// Last seen in the company of Jesus
\\V V V V// Christ, a convicted felon from
\\.^.^.// the middle east. Satan was wearing
(_____) red leotards with a matching cape.
Mr. Christ is reported to have been
"Have you seen me?" wearing a white bathrobe.
If you have any information regarding this missing demon or
of any missing sprite, imp, devil, demigod, seraphim or
magical being please call:
National Lost Cause Recovery Service at 1-800-GET-LOST.
This is a replay of the Able and Cain soap. Job makes clear that Satan
is a "son of God" and must therefore a brother of Jesus. But we all
know of the warning of Ps 146:3 which says trust not in the son of
man.
WUT!?
Did you really just say all that?
--
Joe Cosby
http://joecosby.home.mindspring.com
No, the fact that it's an infinite loop doesn't mean the program doesn't
work; it just entered a state with which I was previously unfamiliar.
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| User: "nenslo" |
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| Title: Re: Missing Child Alert - Satan |
02 Mar 2004 12:13:34 AM |
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The SCIENTOLOGIST "Fredric Lafayette Rice" wrote:
some idiotic scientology bullcrap
Take your insane cult propaganda elsewhere, clammy boy.
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| User: "Alun Harford" |
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| Title: Re: Missing Child Alert - Satan |
02 Mar 2004 02:06:47 PM |
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"nenslo" <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote in message
news:4044260D.B04CDE1@yahoox.com...
The SCIENTOLOGIST "Fredric Lafayette Rice" wrote:
some idiotic scientology bullcrap
Take your insane cult propaganda elsewhere, clammy boy.
?
Looks like a *****-take to me.
Alun Harford
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| User: "nenslo" |
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| Title: Re: Missing Child Alert - Satan |
02 Mar 2004 02:23:34 PM |
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Alun Harford wrote:
"nenslo" <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote in message
news:4044260D.B04CDE1@yahoox.com...
The SCIENTOLOGIST "Fredric Lafayette Rice" wrote:
some idiotic scientology bullcrap
Take your insane cult propaganda elsewhere, clammy boy.
?
Looks like a *****-take to me.
Round these parts we don't consider it good manners to watch a man
taking a *****.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Missing Child Alert - Satan |
02 Mar 2004 03:39:22 PM |
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In <4044ED45.A6AAF397@yahoox.com>, nenslo <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote:
Alun Harford wrote:
"nenslo" <nenslo@yahoox.com> wrote in message
news:4044260D.B04CDE1@yahoox.com...
The SCIENTOLOGIST "Fredric Lafayette Rice" wrote:
some idiotic scientology bullcrap
Take your insane cult propaganda elsewhere, clammy boy.
?
Looks like a *****-take to me.
Round these parts we don't consider it good manners to watch a man
taking a *****.
But, wait! You posting to ARS and in the world of Elrum, it more
complicated than that, with lots more rules. For a start, there's
- watch, but don't touch
- don't ask, don't tell (daddy)
etc.
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