Religions > Atheism > MN Lost 600 Jobs in July. Thank You Bush! (We've REALLY REALLY Turned The Corner!)
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"Yang, AthD h.c" |
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23 Aug 2004 08:55:34 PM |
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MN Lost 600 Jobs in July. Thank You Bush! (We've REALLY REALLY Turned The Corner!) |
http://www.bls.gov/eag/eag.MN.htm
Remember how AWOL's "stimulus" package was supposed ot have led to
massive jobs growth right about... now?
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -964 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Hanoi Jane Fonda" |
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| Title: Attention to Liberals, Maoists, Trotskyites, Anarchists, & Other Assorted John Kerry Penis Puppets -The NYPD is Waiting to WELCOME You! |
23 Aug 2004 09:40:35 PM |
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Attention to Liberals, Maoists, Trotskyites, Anarchists, & Other
Assorted John Kerry Penis Puppets -The NYPD is Waiting to WELCOME You!
We have some exciting new experimental chemical, kinetic and
electrical crowd control toys that we're enthusiastic about trying on
you. Our CS and OC gas sprays are guaranteed to spoil your mini-riots
and girlee-man demonstrations as well as cause a few nasty side
effects. Our new rubber and plastic bullets, which we really haven't
had a chance to test up to now look extremely potent although we're
not allowed to use them without a superior officer present,
unfortunately.
Our fine canine cops and mounted officers are, even as we speak,
preparing their animals for the fun and games. We have several
biomedical devices that, should things get completely out of hand we
will probably be given authorization to use as well as the old standby
peppergas, teargas and other useful irritants. In concert with DHS in
Washington we are attempting to obtain a supply of the Army's new
malodorant chemical crowd control dispensers that are capable of
causing severe physical and psychological effects such as
incapacitation, panic, or flight. One NYPD unit is now experimenting
with several devices that nauseate by shaking the internal organs with
sound waves(I kid you not). We of course have a variety of
electroshock weapons that no permission is needed to use and these are
just our non-lethal goodies. Our intelligence dept has also been busy
for the last few weeks collecting the names of organizations and
individuals( in concert with some local police) that we feel could be
a disruptive influence in our fair city. We have an incomplete list
(as of now) of certain ringleaders and potential trouble-makers who
will be targeted (non-violently) at the first signs of trouble and
removed from the picture. Certain intelligence officers have been
successfully surfing the net and have identified certain committees
that have been formed to arrange travel, lodging and instructions for
potential troublemakers and several organizations based in New York
City who plan to assist you losers have been identified. Undercover
officers, a specialty of the NYPD will of course insinuate themselves
into your ranks both before and after you arrive here. We will, of
course, liaise with the FBI, the Secret Service and other Federal and
regional law enforcement agencies to compare our lists with theirs.
Starting in late July we will be making room in several fine jails for
up to several thousand of you fools and arrangements have been made
with neighboring municipalities to take up any overflow and, just a
word of warning, don't plan on just an overnighter on this one. While
some of these measures do skirt the edge of legality we plan on
dealing with that AFTER your visit. So come to New York City and the
convention, enjoy the sights, stay lawful and peaceful but be advised
that at the first sign of any unlawful activity you will be subject to
the consequences. While NYC is a pretty liberal city-be advised-the
NYPD will still give you animals the beat-down of your lives if you
***** us off
Peace and Love Liberal Comrades
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