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"stoney" |
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13 May 2006 06:21:05 PM |
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Model's Blonde Moment |
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13523540,00.html
Model's Blonde Moment
Updated: 13:31, Friday May 12, 2006
A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an
exit door for a toilet door.
It happened as Tatyana Simanava was returning to her seat from the WC.
Instead of opening the door to the passenger area she pulled open the
emergency exit.
The 21-year-old blonde was pitched out onto a busy road in the middle of
New York.
The driver reportedly spotted her falling out and pulled over.
Miraculously, Ms Simanava was not hit by any passing vehicles.
However, she was rushed to hospital with a suspected broken shoulder and
wrist.
Fashion photographer Eric Striffler told the New York Post: "She's a
great model... very attractive and sexy in front of the camera.
"I'm very sorry to hear this news. It puts her career on hold for a
while, unfortunately."
/end
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Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Model's Blonde Moment |
14 May 2006 11:31:23 AM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, stoney in episode
<3eqc62lg4b5jepq31lkp40m8l6ukfo3h6t@4ax.com>...
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13523540,00.html
Model's Blonde Moment
Updated: 13:31, Friday May 12, 2006
A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an
exit door for a toilet door.
<snork> <snirk> <snicker>
This is what happens when you breed for beauty not brains...
(Like Cocker Spaniels, beautiful dogs but *stupid*)
--
Mark K. Bilbo
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"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: Model's Blonde Moment |
14 May 2006 01:11:23 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, stoney in episode
<3eqc62lg4b5jepq31lkp40m8l6ukfo3h6t@4ax.com>...
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13523540,00.html
Model's Blonde Moment
Updated: 13:31, Friday May 12, 2006
A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an
exit door for a toilet door.
<snork> <snirk> <snicker>
This is what happens when you breed for beauty not brains...
(Like Cocker Spaniels, beautiful dogs but *stupid*)
Jeez. Duke must be *Adonis*!
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: Model's Blonde Moment |
14 May 2006 06:51:04 PM |
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Previously, on alt.atheism, Kevin Anthoney in episode
<A5CdnXsf29BW7_rZnZ2dnUVZ8tKdnZ2d@pipex.net>...
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
Previously, on alt.atheism, stoney in episode
<3eqc62lg4b5jepq31lkp40m8l6ukfo3h6t@4ax.com>...
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13523540,00.html
Model's Blonde Moment
Updated: 13:31, Friday May 12, 2006
A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an
exit door for a toilet door.
<snork> <snirk> <snicker>
This is what happens when you breed for beauty not brains...
(Like Cocker Spaniels, beautiful dogs but *stupid*)
Jeez. Duke must be *Adonis*!
Dukkke combines the brains of a Cocker with the beauty and grace of a pit
bull (but the strength of the fearsome Chihuahua)...
(As in grace like one of mine went tearing across the tile and couldn't
stop in time when he saw the wall coming)
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection." [Jarvis DeBerry]
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
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| User: "L. Raymond" |
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| Title: Re: Model's Blonde Moment |
13 May 2006 11:46:23 PM |
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stoney wrote:
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13523540,00.html
Model's Blonde Moment
Updated: 13:31, Friday May 12, 2006
A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an
exit door for a toilet door.
It happened as Tatyana Simanava was returning to her seat from the WC.
Instead of opening the door to the passenger area she pulled open the
emergency exit.
I can top this. While in Britain some of my fellow American
classmates went on a rail trip, and one of them had to use the bathroom.
Because of where we were staying she had been conditioned to pull a
chain to flush toilets, so when she was done she ignored the button on
the commode and went into the hallway to pull the chain she saw, thereby
engaging the emergency brakes and bringing the entire train screeching
to a halt. Unhappily I wasn't there to see it, but luckily the other
five or six people shared the story. She wasn't even blonde.
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L. Raymond
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Model's Blonde Moment |
16 May 2006 07:50:57 PM |
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On Sat, 13 May 2006 23:46:23 -0500, "L. Raymond"
<badaddress@mylinuxisp.com> wrote in alt.atheism
stoney wrote:
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13523540,00.html
Model's Blonde Moment
Updated: 13:31, Friday May 12, 2006
A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an
exit door for a toilet door.
It happened as Tatyana Simanava was returning to her seat from the WC.
Instead of opening the door to the passenger area she pulled open the
emergency exit.
I can top this. While in Britain some of my fellow American
classmates went on a rail trip, and one of them had to use the bathroom.
Because of where we were staying she had been conditioned to pull a
chain to flush toilets, so when she was done she ignored the button on
the commode and went into the hallway to pull the chain she saw, thereby
engaging the emergency brakes and bringing the entire train screeching
to a halt. Unhappily I wasn't there to see it, but luckily the other
five or six people shared the story. She wasn't even blonde.
[wince]
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Model's Blonde Moment |
14 May 2006 10:04:28 AM |
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stoney wrote:
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13523540,00.html
Model's Blonde Moment
Updated: 13:31, Friday May 12, 2006
A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an
exit door for a toilet door.
It's what you call Vapid Transit.
It happened as Tatyana Simanava was returning to her seat from the WC.
Instead of opening the door to the passenger area she pulled open the
emergency exit.
1. A model? On a bus? That's hard to swallow.
2. How could *anyone* not use the same door to exit that they
used to enter, especially on a closed vehicle.
Bob Dog
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"Easily the biggest challenge facing the ID community
is to develop a full-fledged theory of biological
design. We don't have such a theory right now, and
that's a real problem. Without a theory, it's very
hard to know where to direct your research focus."
- Paul Nelson, creationist
and anti-science advocate
"Texas: 50th in education, first in executions...
how's that working for you?"
- Kinky Friedman's campaign slogan
in the Texas governor's race
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| User: "Tim McGaughy" |
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| Title: Re: Model's Blonde Moment |
14 May 2006 10:44:12 AM |
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wrote:
stoney wrote:
http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13523540,00.html
Model's Blonde Moment
Updated: 13:31, Friday May 12, 2006
A supermodel fell out of a coach travelling at 50mph after mistaking an
exit door for a toilet door.
It's what you call Vapid Transit.
It happened as Tatyana Simanava was returning to her seat from the WC.
Instead of opening the door to the passenger area she pulled open the
emergency exit.
1. A model? On a bus? That's hard to swallow.
2. How could *anyone* not use the same door to exit that they
used to enter, especially on a closed vehicle.
Cocaine is a terrible drug.
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