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"Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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01 Jan 2005 09:21:18 PM |
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More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
A: What is the only difference between catholic priests and zits?
Q: Zits waits until puberty to come on your face!
http://www.iidb.org/vbb/archive/index.php/t-35036.html
When I was a kid, one of my friends had a joke that went like this:
He puts you in a hlaf-nelson hold "This is a half-nelson"
He puts u in a full-nelson "Full Nelson"
(This move puts u in a somewhat compromising position...)
(thrusts hips) "Father Nelson!"
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec aka
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1332 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
02 Jan 2005 06:53:29 AM |
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On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 19:21:18 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
A: What is the only difference between catholic priests and zits?
Q: Zits waits until puberty to come on your face!
Look at it this way, yang. Your jokes don't hurt me, they hurt you. Your jokes
don't embarrass me, they show how low you are to make fun of something not too
funny.
So don't worry about me, you're only doing yourself.
duke
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
02 Jan 2005 09:33:14 PM |
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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 06:53:29 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 19:21:18 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
A: What is the only difference between catholic priests and zits?
Q: Zits waits until puberty to come on your face!
Look at it this way, yang. Your jokes don't hurt me, they hurt you. Your jokes
don't embarrass me, they show how low you are to make fun of something not too
funny.
Look at it this way, as long as your church turn a blind eye on
pedophile priests and moron followers like you who blame the victims
first, you and your ilk deserved to be taunted.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec aka
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1332 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
03 Jan 2005 05:54:51 PM |
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On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:33:14 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
funny.
Look at it this way, as long as your church turn a blind eye on
pedophile priests and moron followers like you who blame the victims
first, you and your ilk deserved to be taunted.
You can taunt me all you want, taliban yang, but you're only showing that you
are completely clueless to all that has been done to correct this problem.
duke
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
04 Jan 2005 01:31:57 AM |
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:54:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> drained
his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly
proclaimed the following
On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:33:14 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
funny.
Look at it this way, as long as your church turn a blind eye on
pedophile priests and moron followers like you who blame the victims
first, you and your ilk deserved to be taunted.
You can taunt me all you want, taliban yang, but you're only showing that you
are completely clueless to all that has been done to correct this problem.
Oh, once they were caught red-handed, and started losing billions to
lawsuits, then all of a sudden it became very important to act.. but
what about the previous fifty years? The RCC simply moved priests to
new hunting grounds, and never warned the parents!
Know the difference between the Mafia and the Roman Catholic Church?
The Mafia has a code against harming children.
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
04 Jan 2005 12:10:58 PM |
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 07:31:57 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> said in alt.atheism:
Know the difference between the Mafia and the Roman Catholic Church?
The Mafia has a code against harming children.
And the torture the Mafia promises for disobedience really exists.
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"My position concerning God is that of an agnostic. I am convinced that a vivid
consciousness of the primary importance of moral principles for the betterment and
ennoblement of life does not need the idea of a law-giver, especially a law-giver who
works on the basis of reward and punishment. "
- Letter to M. Berkowitz, October 25, 1950; Einstein Archive 59-215
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: More Catholic Priest Jokes For duke |
03 Jan 2005 10:16:15 PM |
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:54:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:33:14 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
funny.
Look at it this way, as long as your church turn a blind eye on
pedophile priests and moron followers like you who blame the victims
first, you and your ilk deserved to be taunted.
You can taunt me all you want, taliban yang, but you're only showing that you
are completely clueless to all that has been done to correct this problem.
You mean moving the priests to another town and paying off the
victims? I don't really consider that a helpful solution.
duke
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
Then that leaves you out.
*****
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Pedophile Apologist duke Explains Catholic "Accountability" |
03 Jan 2005 11:30:08 PM |
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:54:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:33:14 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
funny.
Look at it this way, as long as your church turn a blind eye on
pedophile priests and moron followers like you who blame the victims
first, you and your ilk deserved to be taunted.
You can taunt me all you want, taliban yang, but you're only showing that you
are completely clueless to all that has been done to correct this problem.
Yeah, three strikes and you're promoted. Now THAT'S committment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Law
"On May 27, 2004 Cardinal Law was appointed by Pope John Paul II to be
archpriest of Saint Mary Major Basilica, an honorary ceremonial post
in Rome. Two days earlier the Boston archdiocese had announced the
closing of 65 parishes due to declining collections related to Church
sex scandals."
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec aka
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1334 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Pedophile Apologist duke Explains Catholic "Accountability" |
04 Jan 2005 11:41:43 PM |
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:30:08 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:54:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:33:14 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
funny.
Look at it this way, as long as your church turn a blind eye on
pedophile priests and moron followers like you who blame the victims
first, you and your ilk deserved to be taunted.
You can taunt me all you want, taliban yang, but you're only showing that you
are completely clueless to all that has been done to correct this problem.
Yeah, three strikes and you're promoted. Now THAT'S committment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Law
"On May 27, 2004 Cardinal Law was appointed by Pope John Paul II to be
archpriest of Saint Mary Major Basilica, an honorary ceremonial post
in Rome. Two days earlier the Boston archdiocese had announced the
closing of 65 parishes due to declining collections related to Church
sex scandals."
Don't forget Cardinal Law spent some ten years aiding and abetting the
paedophile priests.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Pedophile Apologist duke Explains Catholic "Accountability" |
05 Jan 2005 02:29:02 AM |
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On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 21:41:43 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:30:08 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:54:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:33:14 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
funny.
Look at it this way, as long as your church turn a blind eye on
pedophile priests and moron followers like you who blame the victims
first, you and your ilk deserved to be taunted.
You can taunt me all you want, taliban yang, but you're only showing that you
are completely clueless to all that has been done to correct this problem.
Yeah, three strikes and you're promoted. Now THAT'S committment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Law
"On May 27, 2004 Cardinal Law was appointed by Pope John Paul II to be
archpriest of Saint Mary Major Basilica, an honorary ceremonial post
in Rome. Two days earlier the Boston archdiocese had announced the
closing of 65 parishes due to declining collections related to Church
sex scandals."
Don't forget Cardinal Law spent some ten years aiding and abetting the
paedophile priests.
For which he was duely promoted.
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec aka
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1334 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "Crazyalec" |
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| Title: Re: Pedophile Apologist duke Explains Catholic "Accountability" |
05 Jan 2005 06:42:43 PM |
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Just because you were molested by a priest, doesn't mean you should be
angry.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Pedophile Apologist duke Explains Catholic "Accountability" |
05 Jan 2005 10:44:30 PM |
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On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 00:29:02 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 21:41:43 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:30:08 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:54:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:33:14 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
funny.
Look at it this way, as long as your church turn a blind eye on
pedophile priests and moron followers like you who blame the victims
first, you and your ilk deserved to be taunted.
You can taunt me all you want, taliban yang, but you're only showing that you
are completely clueless to all that has been done to correct this problem.
Yeah, three strikes and you're promoted. Now THAT'S committment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Law
"On May 27, 2004 Cardinal Law was appointed by Pope John Paul II to be
archpriest of Saint Mary Major Basilica, an honorary ceremonial post
in Rome. Two days earlier the Boston archdiocese had announced the
closing of 65 parishes due to declining collections related to Church
sex scandals."
Don't forget Cardinal Law spent some ten years aiding and abetting the
paedophile priests.
For which he was duely promoted.
Yes, and is out of harms way for any future prosecution attempts.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass" |
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| Title: Re: Pedophile Apologist duke Explains Catholic "Accountability" |
06 Jan 2005 01:40:50 AM |
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On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 20:44:30 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 00:29:02 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 21:41:43 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:30:08 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:54:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:33:14 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
funny.
Look at it this way, as long as your church turn a blind eye on
pedophile priests and moron followers like you who blame the victims
first, you and your ilk deserved to be taunted.
You can taunt me all you want, taliban yang, but you're only showing that you
are completely clueless to all that has been done to correct this problem.
Yeah, three strikes and you're promoted. Now THAT'S committment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Law
"On May 27, 2004 Cardinal Law was appointed by Pope John Paul II to be
archpriest of Saint Mary Major Basilica, an honorary ceremonial post
in Rome. Two days earlier the Boston archdiocese had announced the
closing of 65 parishes due to declining collections related to Church
sex scandals."
Don't forget Cardinal Law spent some ten years aiding and abetting the
paedophile priests.
For which he was duely promoted.
Yes, and is out of harms way for any future prosecution attempts.
What, no extradition treaties with the Vatican? :-)
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec aka
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1340 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Pedophile Apologist duke Explains Catholic "Accountability" |
06 Jan 2005 02:44:07 PM |
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On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 23:40:50 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 20:44:30 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Wed, 05 Jan 2005 00:29:02 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 21:41:43 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:30:08 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's
Cocaine Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 17:54:51 -0600, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote:
On Sun, 02 Jan 2005 19:33:14 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
funny.
Look at it this way, as long as your church turn a blind eye on
pedophile priests and moron followers like you who blame the victims
first, you and your ilk deserved to be taunted.
You can taunt me all you want, taliban yang, but you're only showing that you
are completely clueless to all that has been done to correct this problem.
Yeah, three strikes and you're promoted. Now THAT'S committment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Law
"On May 27, 2004 Cardinal Law was appointed by Pope John Paul II to be
archpriest of Saint Mary Major Basilica, an honorary ceremonial post
in Rome. Two days earlier the Boston archdiocese had announced the
closing of 65 parishes due to declining collections related to Church
sex scandals."
Don't forget Cardinal Law spent some ten years aiding and abetting the
paedophile priests.
For which he was duely promoted.
Yes, and is out of harms way for any future prosecution attempts.
What, no extradition treaties with the Vatican? :-)
( chuckling )
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: Pedophile Apologist duke Explains Catholic "Accountability" |
07 Jan 2005 05:14:42 AM |
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On Mon, 03 Jan 2005 21:30:08 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting *****" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
You can taunt me all you want, taliban yang, but you're only showing that you
are completely clueless to all that has been done to correct this problem.
Yeah, three strikes and you're promoted. Now THAT'S committment.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Law
"On May 27, 2004 Cardinal Law was appointed by Pope John Paul II to be
archpriest of Saint Mary Major Basilica, an honorary ceremonial post
in Rome.
Archpriest?
Ceremonial?
Two days earlier the Boston archdiocese had announced the
closing of 65 parishes due to declining collections related to Church
sex scandals."
So much for the taliban yang's that pretend nothing is being done about the
problem.
duke
*****
Matthew 7
21"Not everyone who says to me, 'Lord, Lord,'
will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he
who does the will of my Father who is in heaven.
*****
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