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"Jason Spaceman" |
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18 Jul 2006 03:23:06 AM |
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More Hovind Hilarity |
From the article:
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Park owner pleads not guilty to tax fraud
Evangelist says he's owned by God
Michael Stewart
@PensacolaNewsJournal.com
Pensacola evangelist Kent Hovind pleaded not guilty Monday to a
58-count federal indictment after saying he did not recognize the
government's right to try him on tax-fraud charges.
Hovind, who calls himself "Dr. Dino," owns Dinosaur Adventure Land at
5800 N. Palafox St., Pensacola, a creationist theme park dedicated to
debunking evolution.
For years, he has claimed that he is employed by God and has no income
or property because everything he owns belongs to God. He believes man
and dinosaurs inhabited the earth together and has offered a $250,000
reward to anyone who can offer him satisfactory proof of evolution.
Hovind's attorney, Assistant Public Defender Kafahni Nkrumah, told
U.S. Magistrate Judge Miles Davis at a hearing Monday that his client
did not want to enter a plea because he does not believe the United
States, the Internal Revenue Service and the U.S. Attorney's Office
"have jurisdiction in this matter."
When pressed by Davis to enter a plea of either guilty or not guilty,
Hovind said he wished to enter a plea of "subornation of false
muster."
"Subornation," according to Webster's Dictionary, means instigating
another to do something illegal. "Muster" is an assembly, often for
inspection or roll call.
When pressed by Davis, Hovind said he was entering a not guilty plea
"under duress."
Hovind's wife, Jo, who is charged in 44 counts along with her husband,
also pleaded not guilty. Her co-appointed attorney, Ken Ridlehoover,
said he had just met her 15 minutes before the hearing so hadn't had
time to discuss the case with her.
When asked where he lived, Kent Hovind replied, "I live in the church
of Jesus Christ, which is located all over the world. I have no
residence."
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Read it at
http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060718/NEWS01/607180319/1006
or http://tinyurl.com/pno2r
J. Spaceman
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| User: "bullpup" |
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18 Jul 2006 05:26:20 AM |
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"Jason Spaceman" <notreally@jspaceman.homelinux.org> wrote in message
news:pa6pb21lac16cc7li1chsl3bkejvli99fm@4ax.com...
From the article:
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Park owner pleads not guilty to tax fraud
Evangelist says he's owned by God
Michael Stewart
@PensacolaNewsJournal.com
Pensacola evangelist Kent Hovind pleaded not guilty Monday to a
58-count federal indictment after saying he did not recognize the
government's right to try him on tax-fraud charges.
Hovind, who calls himself "Dr. Dino," owns Dinosaur Adventure Land at
5800 N. Palafox St., Pensacola, a creationist theme park dedicated to
debunking evolution.
For years, he has claimed that he is employed by God and has no income
or property because everything he owns belongs to God. He believes man
and dinosaurs inhabited the earth together and has offered a $250,000
reward to anyone who can offer him satisfactory proof of evolution.
Hovind's attorney, Assistant Public Defender Kafahni Nkrumah, told
U.S. Magistrate Judge Miles Davis at a hearing Monday that his client
did not want to enter a plea because he does not believe the United
States, the Internal Revenue Service and the U.S. Attorney's Office
"have jurisdiction in this matter."
I pretty much guessed he'd use a Court appointed lawyer.
When pressed by Davis to enter a plea of either guilty or not guilty,
Hovind said he wished to enter a plea of "subornation of false
muster."
"Subornation," according to Webster's Dictionary, means instigating
another to do something illegal. "Muster" is an assembly, often for
inspection or roll call.
When pressed by Davis, Hovind said he was entering a not guilty plea
"under duress."
Hovind's wife, Jo, who is charged in 44 counts along with her husband,
also pleaded not guilty. Her co-appointed attorney, Ken Ridlehoover,
said he had just met her 15 minutes before the hearing so hadn't had
time to discuss the case with her.
When asked where he lived, Kent Hovind replied, "I live in the church
of Jesus Christ, which is located all over the world. I have no
residence."
Then he *does* live under a rock. :}
Boikat
--
"I reject your reality, and substitute my own"
-Adam Savage, Mythbusters-
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| User: "jcon" |
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19 Jul 2006 02:57:42 PM |
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bullpup wrote:
"Jason Spaceman" <notreally@jspaceman.homelinux.org> wrote in message
news:pa6pb21lac16cc7li1chsl3bkejvli99fm@4ax.com...
From the article:
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Park owner pleads not guilty to tax fraud
Evangelist says he's owned by God
Michael Stewart
@PensacolaNewsJournal.com
Pensacola evangelist Kent Hovind pleaded not guilty Monday to a
58-count federal indictment after saying he did not recognize the
government's right to try him on tax-fraud charges.
Hovind, who calls himself "Dr. Dino," owns Dinosaur Adventure Land at
5800 N. Palafox St., Pensacola, a creationist theme park dedicated to
debunking evolution.
For years, he has claimed that he is employed by God and has no income
or property because everything he owns belongs to God. He believes man
and dinosaurs inhabited the earth together and has offered a $250,000
reward to anyone who can offer him satisfactory proof of evolution.
Hovind's attorney, Assistant Public Defender Kafahni Nkrumah, told
U.S. Magistrate Judge Miles Davis at a hearing Monday that his client
did not want to enter a plea because he does not believe the United
States, the Internal Revenue Service and the U.S. Attorney's Office
"have jurisdiction in this matter."
I pretty much guessed he'd use a Court appointed lawyer.
Really? I figured someone from the Thomas More law center would
step up.
Then again, after their performance in Dover, maybe he decided
he'd be better of taking his chance with the freebie.
-jc
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| User: "Murf" |
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18 Jul 2006 03:46:55 AM |
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J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
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| User: "Nashton" |
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18 Jul 2006 06:59:40 AM |
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Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be
at an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
--
Nicolas
"And, heaving alljawbreakical expressions out of Sare Isaac's universal
of specious aristmystic unsaid, A is for Anna like L is for liv."
Finnegans Wake (293)
".... It means that all living things are the product of mindless
material forces such as chemical laws, natural selection, and random
variation. So God is totally out of the picture, and humans (like
everything else) are the accidental product of a purposeless universe.
Do you wonder why a lot of people suspect that these claims go far
beyond the available evidence?" Phillip E.Johnson, The Church Of Darwin
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| User: "Mike Dworetsky" |
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19 Jul 2006 03:39:05 AM |
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"Nashton" <nananan@nb.ca> wrote in message
news:M24vg.11956$pu3.276397@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be
at an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
Dawson was an amateur who craved recognition.
The life of Charles Dawson (who "found" the "Piltdown Man" fossils) has been
looked at in a recent book
Piltdown Man: The Secret Life Of Charles Dawson by Miles Russell is
published by Tempus Stroud (ISBN 0752425722).
and the film has already been made, by the BBC:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3285163.stm
Miles Russell makes a strong case against Dawson and reveals that Dawson had
faked other unrelated finds.
--
Mike Dworetsky
(Remove "pants" spamblock to send e-mail)
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| User: "Kathryn" |
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18 Jul 2006 12:45:13 PM |
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"Nashton" <nananan@nb.ca> wrote in message
news:M24vg.11956$pu3.276397@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be at
an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
--
Nicolas
Only on what ever planet you live on, not on earth.
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| User: "Robert Weldon" |
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18 Jul 2006 09:09:12 AM |
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"Nashton" <nananan@nb.ca> wrote in message
news:M24vg.11956$pu3.276397@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be at
an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
--
Nicolas
Richard Dawson, longtime host of Family Feud, was a fraud? explain please.
And, sorry, no matter how much you wish it to be, evolution is under no
threat from the fundies.
-lying lawyer sig snipped
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| User: "Gregory A Greenman" |
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18 Jul 2006 01:35:20 PM |
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In article <cY5vg.211681$IK3.102854@pd7tw1no>, Robert Weldon
<rweldon.spamblock@jrpspamblock.ca> declared...
"Nashton" <nananan@nb.ca> wrote in message
news:M24vg.11956$pu3.276397@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be at
an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
--
Nicolas
Richard Dawson, longtime host of Family Feud, was a fraud? explain please.
He just found out that Hogan's Heroes wasn't true.
--
Greg
----
http://www.spencerbooksellers.com
greg00 -at- spencersoft -dot- com
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| User: "" |
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18 Jul 2006 10:05:01 PM |
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Robert Weldon wrote:
"Nashton" <nananan@nb.ca> wrote in message
news:M24vg.11956$pu3.276397@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be at
an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
--
Nicolas
Richard Dawson, longtime host of Family Feud, was a fraud? explain please.
And, sorry, no matter how much you wish it to be, evolution is under no
threat from the fundies.
I was at college with a Canadian mathematician called Rob Dawson, but
he seemed an ethical sort of chap, unlikely to defraud anyone. From my
experience he is more typical of Canadians than is Nicola.
Maybe he means Les Dawson, the late English comedian. Possibly Nicola
is massage therapist to the Roly Polies.
-lying lawyer sig snipped
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| User: "Tom McDonald" |
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18 Jul 2006 10:29:33 PM |
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wrote:
Robert Weldon wrote:
"Nashton" <nananan@nb.ca> wrote in message
news:M24vg.11956$pu3.276397@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be at
an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
--
Nicolas
Richard Dawson, longtime host of Family Feud, was a fraud? explain please.
And, sorry, no matter how much you wish it to be, evolution is under no
threat from the fundies.
I was at college with a Canadian mathematician called Rob Dawson, but
he seemed an ethical sort of chap, unlikely to defraud anyone. From my
experience he is more typical of Canadians than is Nicola.
Maybe he means Les Dawson, the late English comedian. Possibly Nicola
is massage therapist to the Roly Polies.
Or perhaps he thinks that Dawson is not really a municipality in the
Yukon. But I am sure that it is, because that's where Sgt. Preston of
the Northwest Mounted Police always took his man. Along with his lead
dog, King.
Damn, that Nastie is un-Canadian!
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| User: "JPG" |
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19 Jul 2006 04:48:50 AM |
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Tom McDonald wrote:
rupert.morrish@gmail.com wrote:
Robert Weldon wrote:
"Nashton" <nananan@nb.ca> wrote in message
news:M24vg.11956$pu3.276397@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be at
an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
--
Nicolas
Richard Dawson, longtime host of Family Feud, was a fraud? explain please.
And, sorry, no matter how much you wish it to be, evolution is under no
threat from the fundies.
I was at college with a Canadian mathematician called Rob Dawson, but
he seemed an ethical sort of chap, unlikely to defraud anyone. From my
experience he is more typical of Canadians than is Nicola.
Maybe he means Les Dawson, the late English comedian. Possibly Nicola
is massage therapist to the Roly Polies.
Or perhaps he thinks that Dawson is not really a municipality in the
Yukon. But I am sure that it is, because that's where Sgt. Preston of
the Northwest Mounted Police always took his man. Along with his lead
dog, King.
I'm thinking he meant Dawkins - perhaps he had a senior moment?
Damn, that Nastie is un-Canadian!
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| User: "J.J. OShea" |
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19 Jul 2006 05:11:49 AM |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:48:50 -0400, JPG wrote
(in article <1153302530.564336.111560@s13g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>):
Tom McDonald wrote:
rupert.morrish@gmail.com wrote:
Robert Weldon wrote:
"Nashton" <nananan@nb.ca> wrote in message
news:M24vg.11956$pu3.276397@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be at
an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
--
Nicolas
Richard Dawson, longtime host of Family Feud, was a fraud? explain please.
And, sorry, no matter how much you wish it to be, evolution is under no
threat from the fundies.
I was at college with a Canadian mathematician called Rob Dawson, but
he seemed an ethical sort of chap, unlikely to defraud anyone. From my
experience he is more typical of Canadians than is Nicola.
Maybe he means Les Dawson, the late English comedian. Possibly Nicola
is massage therapist to the Roly Polies.
Or perhaps he thinks that Dawson is not really a municipality in the
Yukon. But I am sure that it is, because that's where Sgt. Preston of
the Northwest Mounted Police always took his man. Along with his lead
dog, King.
I'm thinking he meant Dawkins - perhaps he had a senior moment?
He's 12. How could he have had a senior moment?
Damn, that Nastie is un-Canadian!
Perhaps he's a Newfie.
--
email to oshea dot j dot j at gmail dot com.
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22 Jul 2006 11:08:09 PM |
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J.J. O'Shea <try.not.to@but.see.sig> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 05:48:50 -0400, JPG wrote
(in article <1153302530.564336.111560@s13g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>):
Tom McDonald wrote:
rupert.morrish@gmail.com wrote:
Robert Weldon wrote:
"Nashton" <nananan@nb.ca> wrote in message
news:M24vg.11956$pu3.276397@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be at
an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
--
Nicolas
Richard Dawson, longtime host of Family Feud, was a fraud? explain please.
And, sorry, no matter how much you wish it to be, evolution is under no
threat from the fundies.
I was at college with a Canadian mathematician called Rob Dawson, but
he seemed an ethical sort of chap, unlikely to defraud anyone. From my
experience he is more typical of Canadians than is Nicola.
Maybe he means Les Dawson, the late English comedian. Possibly Nicola
is massage therapist to the Roly Polies.
Or perhaps he thinks that Dawson is not really a municipality in the
Yukon. But I am sure that it is, because that's where Sgt. Preston of
the Northwest Mounted Police always took his man. Along with his lead
dog, King.
I'm thinking he meant Dawkins - perhaps he had a senior moment?
He's 12. How could he have had a senior moment?
Early onset Alzheimers.
Damn, that Nastie is un-Canadian!
Perhaps he's a Newfie.
No, they're clearly Canucks. Must be Albertan.
--D. 'We must RefOOOOOOOORm.'
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| User: "lt.kizhe" |
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18 Jul 2006 02:02:15 PM |
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Robert Weldon wrote:
"Nashton" <nananan@nb.ca> wrote in message
news:M24vg.11956$pu3.276397@ursa-nb00s0.nbnet.nb.ca...
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be at
an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
--
Nicolas
Richard Dawson, longtime host of Family Feud, was a fraud? explain please.
And, sorry, no matter how much you wish it to be, evolution is under no
threat from the fundies.
There was a Sir John William Dawson who was an important figure in 19th
century Canadian geological circles. He was an old-earther, and (I
think) an biological evolutionist except where humans were concerned.
If that's not who NastyOne means, then I have no idea who he might mean
(nor what he thinks is fraudulent about this, or any other Dawson).
-- Kizhe
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18 Jul 2006 08:59:32 AM |
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Nashton wrote:
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be
at an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
I didn't realize that Canada meant Fantasy Pie Land in the Sky.
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| User: "Tiny Bulcher" |
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18 Jul 2006 02:02:47 PM |
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The Last Conformist wrote:
Nashton wrote:
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists
must be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the
mainstream church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty
Noahs Arc/ID crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must
be at an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
I didn't realize that Canada meant Fantasy Pie Land in the Sky.
You don't suppose Nasty Nick means Charles Dawson of Piltdown fame, do you?
Is he morphing into McCoy? Perhaps Nick has an orange textbook ...
--
Tiny
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18 Jul 2006 09:21:08 AM |
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The Last Conformist wrote:
Nashton wrote:
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be
at an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
I didn't realize that Canada meant Fantasy Pie Land in the Sky.
Nashy lives in Cow Pie land.
Chris
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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18 Jul 2006 06:17:53 PM |
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"chris.linthompson@gmail.com" <chris.linthompson@gmail.com> wrote in
news:1153232468.086637.28380@h48g2000cwc.googlegroups.com:
The Last Conformist wrote:
Nashton wrote:
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists
must be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the
mainstream church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the
nutty Noahs Arc/ID crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must
be at an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
I didn't realize that Canada meant Fantasy Pie Land in the Sky.
Nashy lives in Cow Pie land.
He's hitting the shrooms a bit hard, perhaps?
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Doc Smartass
Investigate.
Indict.
Impeach.
Imprison.
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| User: "" |
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18 Jul 2006 09:26:55 AM |
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Nashton wrote:
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be
at an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
What is this supposed to mean? Are you saying Hovind is being
persecuted? Do you think the IRS went after him because he's against
evolution? Does this mean that anyone who denies evolution is exempt
from paying income taxes? US law allows nonprofit organization and
religious entities significant tax breaks already. The US Internal
Revenue Service seriously frowns on people abusing those law and
entities to avoid paying their share of taxes.
Answer the questions. Do you think he's being persecuted? Do you think
he should pay income tax like the rest of the US citizens? Ministers
and priests here do pay taxes- shouldn't Hovind?
What? Silence?
You are an *****.
Chris
--
Nicolas
"And, heaving alljawbreakical expressions out of Sare Isaac's universal
of specious aristmystic unsaid, A is for Anna like L is for liv."
Finnegans Wake (293)
".... It means that all living things are the product of mindless
material forces such as chemical laws, natural selection, and random
variation. So God is totally out of the picture, and humans (like
everything else) are the accidental product of a purposeless universe.
Do you wonder why a lot of people suspect that these claims go far
beyond the available evidence?" Phillip E.Johnson, The Church Of Darwin
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| User: "Ye Old One" |
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18 Jul 2006 12:04:05 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Jul 2006 11:59:40 GMT, Nashton <nananan@nb.ca> enriched
this group when s/he wrote:
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
R
How about "Dawson - The Fraud."
Nah! No ring to that. How about "NashtOff the Idiot" now that has a
ring of truth about it.
Surely the mainstream scientific viewpoint of the evolutionist must be
at an all time low (I'm writing from Canada).
How can an accepted and proven science be at an all time low?
--
Bob.
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| User: "VoiceOfReason" |
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19 Jul 2006 04:33:52 PM |
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Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
IMO, to most US Christians, the Creto-IDiots are very much like the
wierd uncle that nobody talks about.
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| User: "Gospel Bretts" |
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19 Jul 2006 04:45:23 PM |
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On 19 Jul 2006 14:33:52 -0700, "VoiceOfReason"
<papa_fox@cybertown.com> wrote:
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
IMO, to most US Christians, the Creto-IDiots are very much like the
wierd uncle that nobody talks about.
I would hope you're right about that, but I don't think so. It appears
from where I'm sitting that most xians are creationists.
------------------
Gospel Bretts
a.a. Atheist #2262
Fundy Xian Atheist
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| User: "VoiceOfReason" |
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19 Jul 2006 09:18:55 PM |
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Gospel Bretts wrote:
On 19 Jul 2006 14:33:52 -0700, "VoiceOfReason"
<papa_fox@cybertown.com> wrote:
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
IMO, to most US Christians, the Creto-IDiots are very much like the
wierd uncle that nobody talks about.
I would hope you're right about that, but I don't think so. It appears
from where I'm sitting that most xians are creationists.
Adding to what others have said, even in the US, most Christians are
not creationists. They just make so much noise and stir up so much
trouble that they make an impression beyond their actual numbers.
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| User: "John McKendry" |
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19 Jul 2006 07:40:28 PM |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:45:23 +0000, Gospel Bretts wrote:
On 19 Jul 2006 14:33:52 -0700, "VoiceOfReason" <papa_fox@cybertown.com>
wrote:
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
IMO, to most US Christians, the Creto-IDiots are very much like the wierd
uncle that nobody talks about.
I would hope you're right about that, but I don't think so. It appears
from where I'm sitting that most xians are creationists.
Where are you sitting? According to the 2005 Yearbook of American and
Canadian Churches, cited at http://www.adherents.com/rel_USA.html , these
are the ten largest Christian denominations in the US, with approximate
sizes:
1. Roman Catholic Church: 67.2 million.
2. Southern Baptist Convention: 16.4 million.
3. United Methodist Church: 8.2 million.
4. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints: 5.5 million.
5. Church of God in Christ: 5.4 million.
6. National Baptist Convention USA: 5 million.
7. Evangelical Lutheran Church in America: 4.9 million.
8. National Baptist Convention of America: 3.5 million.
9. Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.): 3.2 million.
10. Assemblies of God: 2.7 million.
This list differs slightly from the one put together by adherents.com
itself, which does not list the National Baptist Convention USA, and
which lists the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod as #10 with a
membership of 2.1 million. However you count them, Creationist
denominations are in the minority in that list.
Southern Baptists, Assemblies of God, and Missouri Synod Lutherans
are the only denominations on the list whose official doctrines
endorse Creationism. It seems, anecdotally, that many Mormons (Latter-Day
Saints) believe some kind of Creationism, but there is no official
denominational position, and Mormonism in general is not opposed to
real science. Seventh-Day Adventists may add another million or so
to the Creationist count. So if we add up all those numbers, splitting
the Mormons 50-50 and estimating 1 million Seventh-Day Adventists,
I get 25 million Creationists.
The Church of God In Christ and the two National Baptist Conventions
are unclassified. I can't tell where they come down on the issue; they
don't seem to have official positions. 13.9 million unknown.
I don't even have to do the rest of the arithmetic; even if all those
unknowns turn out to be Creationists, they still don't begin to challenge
the numbers of Catholics, Methodists, Presbyterians, and Evangelical
Lutherans; and that's before we begin to count the Episcopalians,
American Baptists, United Church of Christ Congregationalists, Quakers,
Eastern Orthodox, and other denominations that didn't make the Top
Eleven.
There's some good information on various denominations' positions
on evolution at
http://webusers.xula.edu/cporter/2000n/evolution_and_religion.htm ,
although it's odd to see the Southern Baptist Convention classified
under "does not state a clear position".
John
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| User: "VoiceOfReason" |
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19 Jul 2006 09:16:52 PM |
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John McKendry wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:45:23 +0000, Gospel Bretts wrote:
On 19 Jul 2006 14:33:52 -0700, "VoiceOfReason" <papa_fox@cybertown.com>
wrote:
Murf wrote:
J. Spaceman posted the stuff on Mr Hovind
Thanks for posting the news again Mr Spaceman a great service
Secondly -
There MUST be a film in this about creationists - the Dover case,
Hovind, Behr etc etc
"Talibangelical - : the Movie"
Surely the mainstream US christian viewpoint of the creationists must
be at an all time low (Im writing from the UK). Is the mainstream
church (like the CoE in the UK) embarrsefd by the nutty Noahs Arc/ID
crowd?
IMO, to most US Christians, the Creto-IDiots are very much like the wierd
uncle that nobody talks about.
I would hope you're right about that, but I don't think so. It appears
from where I'm sitting that most xians are creationists.
Where are you sitting? According to the 2005 Yearbook of American and
Canadian Churches, cited at http://www.adherents.com/rel_USA.html , these
are the ten largest Christian denominations in the US, with approximate
sizes:
1. Roman Catholic Church: 67.2 million.
2. Southern Baptist Convention: 16.4 million.
3. United Methodist Church: 8.2 million.
4. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints: 5.5 million.
5. Church of God in Christ: 5.4 million.
6. National Baptist Convention USA: 5 million.
7. Evangelical Lutheran Church in America: 4.9 million.
8. National Baptist Convention of America: 3.5 million.
9. Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.): 3.2 million.
10. Assemblies of God: 2.7 million.
This list differs slightly from the one put together by adherents.com
itself, which does not list the National Baptist Convention USA, and
which lists the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod as #10 with a
membership of 2.1 million. However you count them, Creationist
denominations are in the minority in that list.
Southern Baptists, Assemblies of God, and Missouri Synod Lutherans
are the only denominations on the list whose official doctrines
endorse Creationism. It seems, anecdotally, that many Mormons (Latter-Day
Saints) believe some kind of Creationism, but there is no official
denominational position, and Mormonism in general is not opposed to
real science. Seventh-Day Adventists may add another million or so
to the Creationist count. So if we add up all those numbers, splitting
the Mormons 50-50 and estimating 1 million Seventh-Day Adventists,
I get 25 million Creationists.
The Church of God In Christ and the two National Baptist Conventions
are unclassified. I can't tell where they come down on the issue; they
don't seem to have official positions. 13.9 million unknown.
I don't even have to do the rest of the arithmetic; even if all those
unknowns turn out to be Creationists, they still don't begin to challenge
the numbers of Catholics, Methodists, Presbyterians, and Evangelical
Lutherans; and that's before we begin to count the Episcopalians,
American Baptists, United Church of Christ Congregationalists, Quakers,
Eastern Orthodox, and other denominations that didn't make the Top
Eleven.
There's some good information on various denominations' positions
on evolution at
http://webusers.xula.edu/cporter/2000n/evolution_and_religion.htm ,
although it's odd to see the Southern Baptist Convention classified
under "does not state a clear position".
Thanks for the above. I've never seen the real numbers laid out like
this before.
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| User: "Gospel Bretts" |
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20 Jul 2006 08:13:37 PM |
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On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 23:37:25 +0100, Lizz Holmans
<dillo@jackalope.demon.co.uk> wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 21:45:23 GMT, Gospel Bretts
<Hallelujah@InJesusName.Amen.easynews.com> wrote:
I would hope you're right about that, but I don't think so. It appears
from where I'm sitting that most xians are creationists.
You must be sitting in a very uncomfortable chair, cos there's bunches
and bunches of us out there who were brought up with secular
educations and went into scientific fields who know that evolution is
the best evidence we have for the development of life on Earth..
Thanks for straightening me out then, Lizz.
__________________
Gospel Bretts
a.a. Atheist #2262
Fundy Xian Atheist
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| User: "Harlequin" |
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18 Jul 2006 07:28:56 AM |
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Jailarity to ensue.
--
Anti-spam: Replace "usenet" with "harlequin2"
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| User: "Dave Oldridge" |
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19 Jul 2006 04:15:07 AM |
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Jason Spaceman <notreally@jspaceman.homelinux.org> wrote in
news:pa6pb21lac16cc7li1chsl3bkejvli99fm@4ax.com:
From the article:
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Park owner pleads not guilty to tax fraud
Evangelist says he's owned by God
Me and God were talkin' about this the other night. God says the IRS can
have him if they can prove their case in court.
--
Dave Oldridge+
ICQ 1800667
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: More Hovind Hilarity |
18 Jul 2006 11:55:14 AM |
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Jason Spaceman wrote:
From the article:
When asked where he lived, Kent Hovind replied, "I live in the church
of Jesus Christ, which is located all over the world. I have no
residence."
It's likely that the IRS will soon enable Hovind to interpret that
metaphor literally as well.
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| User: "Kermit" |
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18 Jul 2006 09:28:19 AM |
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Jason Spaceman wrote:
From the article:
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Park owner pleads not guilty to tax fraud
Evangelist says he's owned by God
Michael Stewart
@PensacolaNewsJournal.com
Pensacola evangelist Kent Hovind pleaded not guilty Monday to a
58-count federal indictment after saying he did not recognize the
government's right to try him on tax-fraud charges.
Hovind, who calls himself "Dr. Dino," owns Dinosaur Adventure Land at
5800 N. Palafox St., Pensacola, a creationist theme park dedicated to
debunking evolution.
For years, he has claimed that he is employed by God and has no income
or property because everything he owns belongs to God. He believes man
and dinosaurs inhabited the earth together and has offered a $250,000
reward to anyone who can offer him satisfactory proof of evolution.
Hovind's attorney, Assistant Public Defender Kafahni Nkrumah, told
U.S. Magistrate Judge Miles Davis at a hearing Monday that his client
did not want to enter a plea because he does not believe the United
States, the Internal Revenue Service and the U.S. Attorney's Office
"have jurisdiction in this matter."
When pressed by Davis to enter a plea of either guilty or not guilty,
Hovind said he wished to enter a plea of "subornation of false
muster."
"Subornation," according to Webster's Dictionary, means instigating
another to do something illegal. "Muster" is an assembly, often for
inspection or roll call.
When pressed by Davis, Hovind said he was entering a not guilty plea
"under duress."
Hovind's wife, Jo, who is charged in 44 counts along with her husband,
also pleaded not guilty. Her co-appointed attorney, Ken Ridlehoover,
said he had just met her 15 minutes before the hearing so hadn't had
time to discuss the case with her.
When asked where he lived, Kent Hovind replied, "I live in the church
of Jesus Christ, which is located all over the world. I have no
residence."
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Read it at
http://www.pensacolanewsjournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060718/NEWS01/607180319/1006
or http://tinyurl.com/pno2r
"May it please the court, I move that we drop all charges and
confiscate the house, vehicles, land, and silly props to sell off and
feed the poor with the proceeds. Any future income this man earns will
also be given to the poor and hungry.
If God does not feed this man, he should be welcome to stop by the soup
kitchen his god has generously paid for.
Oh, and the state recommends the maximum penalty for threatening
federal agents."
J. Spaceman
Kermit
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