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19 Oct 2006 08:15:53 PM |
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Mormons |
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE HELP
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
20 Oct 2006 02:46:03 PM |
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"kid" <chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> wrote in message
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What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE HELP
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell them to "*****!" and slam the door in their faces.
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Darrell Stec" |
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20 Oct 2006 02:43:11 AM |
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After serious contemplation, on or about Thursday 19 October 2006 9:15
pm kid perhaps from wrote:
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE HELP
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think some of their esoteric stuff is rather more interesting than the
bulk of Christian theology, with Mr and Mrs God, multiple planets,
Grandpa and Grandma God, cosmic wars, and the chance for salvation
AFTER you die and find out they were right all along. Oh, and not to
forget all that begetting one will do after they become gods themselves
and get to create and populate their own planet.
Besides I love at least one of them (more if I count her children) as my
sweetie was brought up Mormon.
--
Later,
Darrell Stec
Webpage Sorcery
http://webpagesorcery.com
We Put the Magic in Your Webpages
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
20 Oct 2006 08:24:49 AM |
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Darrell Stec <darrell_stec@webpagesorcery.com> wrote in alt.atheism
chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com wrote:
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
I think some of their esoteric stuff is rather more interesting than the
bulk of Christian theology, with Mr and Mrs God, multiple planets,
Grandpa and Grandma God, cosmic wars, and the chance for salvation
AFTER you die and find out they were right all along. Oh, and not to
forget all that begetting one will do after they become gods themselves
and get to create and populate their own planet.
Besides I love at least one of them (more if I count her children) as my
sweetie was brought up Mormon.
Did she give it up?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Darrell Stec" |
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20 Oct 2006 11:05:42 AM |
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After serious contemplation, on or about Friday 20 October 2006 9:24 am
Elroy Willis perhaps from wrote:
Darrell Stec <darrell_stec@webpagesorcery.com> wrote in alt.atheism
chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com wrote:
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
I think some of their esoteric stuff is rather more interesting than
the bulk of Christian theology, with Mr and Mrs God, multiple
planets, Grandpa and Grandma God, cosmic wars, and the chance for
salvation
AFTER you die and find out they were right all along. Oh, and not to
forget all that begetting one will do after they become gods
themselves and get to create and populate their own planet.
Besides I love at least one of them (more if I count her children) as
my sweetie was brought up Mormon.
Did she give it up?
It was a subject that neither of us broached in the 5 years we knew each
other. Then a few months ago when she was over visiting prior to the
day's event of being my date at a wedding, she asked me point blank
about my thoughts about god, etc. It was then that I learned that
there was a renegade side to her family. She has been all along (with
one of her daughters) a Wiccan, but brought her other children up as
Mormon. And participates in the Mormon social life for support. Her
aunt, it turns out is some Wiccan high priestess who was passing as a
Rosacrution at family events.
I guess that is a long answer to YES.
--
Later,
Darrell Stec
Webpage Sorcery
http://webpagesorcery.com
We Put the Magic in Your Webpages
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
19 Oct 2006 09:49:16 PM |
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In article <1161306953.535693.79080@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>,
chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com says...
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
First you should check out the Skeptics Annotated Book of Mormon
Then you might ask them some of the following:
(1) Will they be attempting to engage in anal intercourse with you, like
Joseph Smith did with several of his male "underlings".
(2) If Joseph Smith had a magic stone that allowed him to translate
things like hieroglypics, as he claimed, then clearly the Rosetta stone
would have been unnecessary, so why didn't Smith beat Champollion to
translating the Egyptian writing system?
(3) Why, when Smith translated the golden tablets from the angel
"Moroni", did the translation come out sounding like a very poor and
stilted victorian/king james version of English?
(4) If "native americans" are really part of the lost tribe of Israel,
as the Book of Mormon (BoM) claims, then why do they lack genetic markers
for semites and instead have close genetic affinities with people from
the orient?
(5) Do they really believe that god will one day make the skin of other
"colored" races "white and delightsome" ?
--
"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort
to take away the power of rational decision, to
drain people of their free will--and a hell of a
lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in
their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all.
For most people, religion is nothing more than a
substitute for a malfunctioning brain." --Gene Roddenberry
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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20 Oct 2006 08:21:08 AM |
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quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(5) Do they really believe that god will one day make the skin of other
"colored" races "white and delightsome" ?
What's this?
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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20 Oct 2006 08:43:27 AM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(5) Do they really believe that god will one day make the skin of other
"colored" races "white and delightsome" ?
What's this?
http://www.mrm.org/multimedia/text/pure-white.html
and, of course,
http://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/BOM/
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
Help defend marriage in Washington state!
http://www.wa-doma.org
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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20 Oct 2006 09:53:28 AM |
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Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote:
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(5) Do they really believe that god will one day make the skin of other
"colored" races "white and delightsome" ?
What's this?
http://www.mrm.org/multimedia/text/pure-white.html
"At the October 1960 LDS Church Conference, Spencer Kimball utilized 2
Nephi 30:6 when he stated how the Indians "are fast becoming a white
and delightsome people." He said, "The [Indian] children in the home
placement program in Utah are often lighter than their brothers and
sisters in the hogans on the reservation" (Improvement Era, December
1960, pp. 922-3).
Well, duh... If you keep children out of the sun, they're not gonna
get tanned and be as dark as the kids who stay outside all day long,
working or playing in the sun.
It seems the Mormons are pretty much white supremacists, is that
an accurate conclusion?
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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20 Oct 2006 11:46:55 AM |
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Elroy Willis wrote:
Gregory Gadow <techbear@serv.net> wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote:
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(5) Do they really believe that god will one day make the skin of other
"colored" races "white and delightsome" ?
What's this?
http://www.mrm.org/multimedia/text/pure-white.html
"At the October 1960 LDS Church Conference, Spencer Kimball utilized 2
Nephi 30:6 when he stated how the Indians "are fast becoming a white
and delightsome people." He said, "The [Indian] children in the home
placement program in Utah are often lighter than their brothers and
sisters in the hogans on the reservation" (Improvement Era, December
1960, pp. 922-3).
Well, duh... If you keep children out of the sun, they're not gonna
get tanned and be as dark as the kids who stay outside all day long,
working or playing in the sun.
It seems the Mormons are pretty much white supremacists, is that
an accurate conclusion?
Yup. Until 1973 (or 74, I don't recall), Blacks could be members of the Mormon
church but were forbidden from joining the priesthood, which was mandatory for
non-black men. The rationale was that their black skin showed them inherently to
be too sinful to be a priest. That was changed by "divine revelation" about the
same time the LDS church began extensive missionary work in Brazil, the
Caribbean and Africa.
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Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
Help defend marriage in Washington state!
http://www.wa-doma.org
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| User: "Darrell Stec" |
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20 Oct 2006 04:58:06 PM |
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After serious contemplation, on or about Friday 20 October 2006 12:46 pm
Gregory Gadow perhaps from wrote:
Elroy Willis wrote:
Gregory Gadow < > wrote in alt.atheism
Elroy Willis wrote:
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(5) Do they really believe that god will one day make the skin
of other "colored" races "white and delightsome" ?
What's this?
http://www.mrm.org/multimedia/text/pure-white.html
"At the October 1960 LDS Church Conference, Spencer Kimball utilized
2 Nephi 30:6 when he stated how the Indians "are fast becoming a
white and delightsome people." He said, "The [Indian] children in the
home placement program in Utah are often lighter than their brothers
and sisters in the hogans on the reservation" (Improvement Era,
December 1960, pp. 922-3).
Well, duh... If you keep children out of the sun, they're not gonna
get tanned and be as dark as the kids who stay outside all day long,
working or playing in the sun.
It seems the Mormons are pretty much white supremacists, is that
an accurate conclusion?
Yup. Until 1973 (or 74, I don't recall), Blacks could be members of
the Mormon church but were forbidden from joining the priesthood,
which was mandatory for non-black men. The rationale was that their
black skin showed them inherently to be too sinful to be a priest.
That was changed by "divine revelation" about the same time the LDS
church began extensive missionary work in Brazil, the Caribbean and
Africa.
I remember the very night god made his revelation. It was a few minutes
before midnight at which time the US Supreme court was going to revoke
their religious exemption and pay taxes as a business because of
discrimination. With sweat streaming down his forehead, and minutes
before the Supreme Court was ready to stomp their heavy heal of
justice, the head mucky muck racoon of the Mormon Church was saved by
the bell. And it couldn't hurt their missionary work in fourth world
countries either.
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Gregory Gadow
Help defend marriage in Washington state!
http://www.wa-doma.org
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Later,
Darrell Stec
Webpage Sorcery
http://webpagesorcery.com
We Put the Magic in Your Webpages
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
20 Oct 2006 12:26:59 PM |
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In article <49ohj2l4iublfbpp01m1mod2rrn25ljjgq@4ax.com>,
elroywillis@swbell.net says...
It seems the Mormons are pretty much white supremacists, is that
an accurate conclusion?
Joseph Smith certainly appears to have been one. I doubt Mormons will
cop to it, but there is quite a bit of racism built into their religion.
--
"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort
to take away the power of rational decision, to
drain people of their free will--and a hell of a
lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in
their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all.
For most people, religion is nothing more than a
substitute for a malfunctioning brain." --Gene Roddenberry
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
20 Oct 2006 12:23:58 PM |
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In article <s7jhj2p9dt3bm5objfp234i5u06crf9mt0@4ax.com>,
elroywillis@swbell.net says...
quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism
(5) Do they really believe that god will one day make the skin of other
"colored" races "white and delightsome" ?
What's this?
Apparently it's a quote from the book of mormon, 2 Nephi 30:6 which says,
"their scales of darkness shall begin to fall from their eyes; and many
generations shall not pass away among them, save they shall be a white
and a delightsome people". In 1981 the "white and delightsome" part was
redacted to read simply "pure". It's not the only instance of white
supremacy advocated in the book of mormon, of course.
Source: http://www.religioustolerance.org/lds_race.htm
--
"I condemn false prophets, I condemn the effort
to take away the power of rational decision, to
drain people of their free will--and a hell of a
lot of money in the bargain. Religions vary in
their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all.
For most people, religion is nothing more than a
substitute for a malfunctioning brain." --Gene Roddenberry
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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19 Oct 2006 08:44:49 PM |
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On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700 "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> said the following in
alt.atheism and I was immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas
singing Handel's "Messiah" for some reason...
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
Ask them about their magic underwear. Then ask how 19 year olds can
legitimately call themselves Elders. Then tell them that just this
morning the Angel Moroni brought you some gold tablets, and you are
the leader of a new faith that they have to follow.
--
Douglas Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
Jason Gastrich is praying for me on 8 January 2011
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the
source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a
stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as
good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein
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| User: "Nosterill" |
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20 Oct 2006 05:24:24 AM |
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Douglas Berry wrote:
On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700 "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> said the following in
alt.atheism and I was immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas
singing Handel's "Messiah" for some reason...
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
Ask them about their magic underwear. Then ask how 19 year olds can
legitimately call themselves Elders. Then tell them that just this
morning the Angel Moroni brought you some gold tablets, and you are
the leader of a new faith that they have to follow.
Tell them to keep taking the tablets.
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| User: "Dan Listermann" |
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20 Oct 2006 08:37:09 AM |
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Then tell them that just this
morning the Angel Moroni brought you some gold tablets, and you are
the leader of a new faith that they have to follow.
In a ridiculous French accent: "We already already has some tablets, they
are very nice."
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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19 Oct 2006 10:32:27 PM |
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On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:44:49 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700 "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> said the following in
alt.atheism and I was immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas
singing Handel's "Messiah" for some reason...
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
Ask them about their magic underwear. Then ask how 19 year olds can
legitimately call themselves Elders. Then tell them that just this
morning the Angel Moroni brought you some gold tablets, and you are
the leader of a new faith that they have to follow.
Or just tell them that they're trespassing and to get the hell off
your property.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"Does it ever amaze anyone else how little faith some heterosexuals have
in heterosexuality? It's supposed to be this god-given human instinct
that only the warped and perverted ever stray from; but, it seems, if we
once tell our straight children a message even as mild as "some people
are gay, and that's all right," that'll be enough to send lil' Suzy into
the arms of women forever. It's a wonder the race has survived this
long, really..."
- Charles M Seaton (21 Dec 1994)
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
This signature was made by SigChanger.
You can find SigChanger at: http://www.phranc.nl/
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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19 Oct 2006 11:44:43 PM |
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Al Klein wrote:
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:44:49 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700 "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> said the following in
alt.atheism and I was immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas
singing Handel's "Messiah" for some reason...
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
Ask them about their magic underwear. Then ask how 19 year olds can
legitimately call themselves Elders. Then tell them that just this
morning the Angel Moroni brought you some gold tablets, and you are
the leader of a new faith that they have to follow.
Or just tell them that they're trespassing and to get the hell off
your property.
That's my way of handling it. Hanging out here for the last five years
has shown me that, although fun, you can't argue with a brainwashed
religious *****. They only thing you can teach them is that you're
not interested in their religion, and that you don't care if they think
you're going to their hell. This is something that can be achieved
with a sign at the front door, or by answering the door naked,
preferably with an erection.
Uncle Vic
Six more days in Google Hell
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| User: "Lucifer" |
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20 Oct 2006 12:14:57 AM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Al Klein wrote:
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:44:49 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700 "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> said the following in
alt.atheism and I was immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas
singing Handel's "Messiah" for some reason...
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
Ask them about their magic underwear. Then ask how 19 year olds can
legitimately call themselves Elders. Then tell them that just this
morning the Angel Moroni brought you some gold tablets, and you are
the leader of a new faith that they have to follow.
Or just tell them that they're trespassing and to get the hell off
your property.
That's my way of handling it. Hanging out here for the last five years
has shown me that, although fun, you can't argue with a brainwashed
religious *****. They only thing you can teach them is that you're
not interested in their religion, and that you don't care if they think
you're going to their hell. This is something that can be achieved
with a sign at the front door, or by answering the door naked,
preferably with an erection.
Uncle Vic
Six more days in Google Hell
Or by inviting them in, offering them a beer (by throwing the can at
them - hard) and not letting them go until they have heard your lecture
on how they are worse than the taliban.
--
Lucifer, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and General
Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
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| User: "Dan Listermann" |
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20 Oct 2006 08:32:05 AM |
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A friend asks them if they want to meet their deity? When they respond in
the affirmative, he asks to be excused for a moment so he can load.
"Lucifer" <wyrdology@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1161321297.615239.202780@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Uncle Vic wrote:
Al Klein wrote:
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:44:49 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700 "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> said the following in
alt.atheism and I was immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas
singing Handel's "Messiah" for some reason...
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
Ask them about their magic underwear. Then ask how 19 year olds can
legitimately call themselves Elders. Then tell them that just this
morning the Angel Moroni brought you some gold tablets, and you are
the leader of a new faith that they have to follow.
Or just tell them that they're trespassing and to get the hell off
your property.
That's my way of handling it. Hanging out here for the last five years
has shown me that, although fun, you can't argue with a brainwashed
religious *****. They only thing you can teach them is that you're
not interested in their religion, and that you don't care if they think
you're going to their hell. This is something that can be achieved
with a sign at the front door, or by answering the door naked,
preferably with an erection.
Uncle Vic
Six more days in Google Hell
Or by inviting them in, offering them a beer (by throwing the can at
them - hard) and not letting them go until they have heard your lecture
on how they are worse than the taliban.
--
Lucifer, EAC Librarian of Dark Tomes of Excessive Evil and General
Purpose Igor
The Anti-Theist
"Don't worry, I won't bite.......hard"
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| User: "Pangur Ban" |
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20 Oct 2006 08:42:49 AM |
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"Dan Listermann" <dan@listermann.com> wrote in
news:12jhju54sp2c52c@corp.supernews.com:
A friend asks them if they want to meet their deity? When they
respond in the affirmative, he asks to be excused for a moment so he
can load.
"Lucifer" <wyrdology@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1161321297.615239.202780@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Uncle Vic wrote:
Al Klein wrote:
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:44:49 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700 "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> said the following in
alt.atheism and I was immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas
singing Handel's "Messiah" for some reason...
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came
to my door yesterday trying to convert me.
Ask them about their magic underwear. Then ask how 19 year olds
can legitimately call themselves Elders. Then tell them that
just this morning the Angel Moroni brought you some gold tablets,
and you are the leader of a new faith that they have to follow.
Or just tell them that they're trespassing and to get the hell off
your property.
That's my way of handling it. Hanging out here for the last five
years has shown me that, although fun, you can't argue with a
brainwashed religious *****. They only thing you can teach them
is that you're not interested in their religion, and that you don't
care if they think you're going to their hell. This is something
that can be achieved with a sign at the front door, or by answering
the door naked, preferably with an erection.
Uncle Vic Six more days in Google Hell
Or by inviting them in, offering them a beer (by throwing the can at
them - hard) and not letting them go until they have heard your
lecture on how they are worse than the taliban.
Or, invite them in, listen to their opening speil, then point out a
table (containing souveniers from Egypt - Bast, Osiris, Horus...) and
tell them it is your altar. Then bring out a book on Wicca and flip it
open to some of the nice art work. Wait a week - then invite in one of
the nice young men who has brought with him some church higher-up and go
through the same show. Answer all question nicely and politely....
reiterate nonbelief in Jesus, the bible, etc.
Then relax.... they will NEVER return.
Pangur - nonchristian theist - and *plonked* by a wide variety of folks
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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20 Oct 2006 04:31:37 AM |
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On 19 Oct 2006 22:14:57 -0700, "Lucifer" <wyrdology@hotmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1161321297.615239.202780@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
Uncle Vic wrote:
Al Klein wrote:
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:44:49 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700 "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> said the following in
alt.atheism and I was immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas
singing Handel's "Messiah" for some reason...
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
Ask them about their magic underwear. Then ask how 19 year olds can
legitimately call themselves Elders. Then tell them that just this
morning the Angel Moroni brought you some gold tablets, and you are
the leader of a new faith that they have to follow.
Or just tell them that they're trespassing and to get the hell off
your property.
That's my way of handling it. Hanging out here for the last five years
has shown me that, although fun, you can't argue with a brainwashed
religious *****. They only thing you can teach them is that you're
not interested in their religion, and that you don't care if they think
you're going to their hell. This is something that can be achieved
with a sign at the front door, or by answering the door naked,
preferably with an erection.
Uncle Vic
Six more days in Google Hell
Or by inviting them in, offering them a beer (by throwing the can at
them - hard) and not letting them go until they have heard your lecture
on how they are worse than the taliban.
With an erection?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
20 Oct 2006 02:46:55 PM |
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"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:3r5hj2tsvosarf86nnkkk82p462buisdsm@4ax.com...
On 19 Oct 2006 22:14:57 -0700, "Lucifer" <wyrdology@hotmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1161321297.615239.202780@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
Uncle Vic wrote:
Al Klein wrote:
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:44:49 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700 "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> said the following in
alt.atheism and I was immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas
singing Handel's "Messiah" for some reason...
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
Ask them about their magic underwear. Then ask how 19 year olds can
legitimately call themselves Elders. Then tell them that just this
morning the Angel Moroni brought you some gold tablets, and you are
the leader of a new faith that they have to follow.
Or just tell them that they're trespassing and to get the hell off
your property.
That's my way of handling it. Hanging out here for the last five years
has shown me that, although fun, you can't argue with a brainwashed
religious *****. They only thing you can teach them is that you're
not interested in their religion, and that you don't care if they think
you're going to their hell. This is something that can be achieved
with a sign at the front door, or by answering the door naked,
preferably with an erection.
Uncle Vic
Six more days in Google Hell
Or by inviting them in, offering them a beer (by throwing the can at
them - hard) and not letting them go until they have heard your lecture
on how they are worse than the taliban.
With an erection?\
<Giggle!> ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "cactus" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
20 Oct 2006 04:21:13 PM |
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Robibnikoff wrote:
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:3r5hj2tsvosarf86nnkkk82p462buisdsm@4ax.com...
On 19 Oct 2006 22:14:57 -0700, "Lucifer" <wyrdology@hotmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <1161321297.615239.202780@f16g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>
Uncle Vic wrote:
Al Klein wrote:
On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:44:49 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700 "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> said the following in
alt.atheism and I was immediately reminded of 1,000 Chinchillas
singing Handel's "Messiah" for some reason...
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
Ask them about their magic underwear. Then ask how 19 year olds can
legitimately call themselves Elders. Then tell them that just this
morning the Angel Moroni brought you some gold tablets, and you are
the leader of a new faith that they have to follow.
Or just tell them that they're trespassing and to get the hell off
your property.
That's my way of handling it. Hanging out here for the last five years
has shown me that, although fun, you can't argue with a brainwashed
religious *****. They only thing you can teach them is that you're
not interested in their religion, and that you don't care if they think
you're going to their hell. This is something that can be achieved
with a sign at the front door, or by answering the door naked,
preferably with an erection.
Uncle Vic
Six more days in Google Hell
Or by inviting them in, offering them a beer (by throwing the can at
them - hard) and not letting them go until they have heard your lecture
on how they are worse than the taliban.
With an erection?\
<Giggle!> ;)
Just direct them to the homes of any JWs that you know of.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
20 Oct 2006 03:40:12 PM |
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On 19 Oct 2006 22:14:57 -0700, "Lucifer" <wyrdology@hotmail.com>
wrote:
Or by inviting them in, offering them a beer (by throwing the can at
them - hard) and not letting them go until they have heard your lecture
on how they are worse than the taliban.
Or just tell them that you'll listen to their lecture on JW as soon as
you've finished teaching them all about atheism.
--
rukbat at optonline dot net
"Creationists are the best evidence we have that there is no intelligent design."
-Josef Balluch
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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20 Oct 2006 01:07:33 AM |
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On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700, "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> wrote:
- Refer: <1161306953.535693.79080@m73g2000cwd.googlegroups.com>
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE HELP
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Answer the door with a blood-stained knife, and stare at them, slowly
repeating over and over: "have you ever thought about DEATH???" in
your best Jack Nicholson voice.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
19 Oct 2006 11:07:13 PM |
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On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700, "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> wrote:
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE HELP
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Engage them in polite conversation at the door, then after a minute or
so, look back over your shoulder and shout "it rubs the lotion on its
skin, or it gets the hose again!"...
--
"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
20 Oct 2006 06:26:10 AM |
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On Fri, 20 Oct 2006 00:07:13 -0400, raven1
<quoththeraven@nevermore.com> in news message
<ooigj25liisuq514vcv5ad2nbf4biau7gv@4ax.com> wrote:
On 19 Oct 2006 18:15:53 -0700, "kid"
<chaseandlickensthatsmycat@gmail.com> wrote:
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE HELP
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Engage them in polite conversation at the door, then after a minute or
so, look back over your shoulder and shout "it rubs the lotion on its
skin, or it gets the hose again!"...
You are sick . . . but I like that in a person.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
19 Oct 2006 10:32:57 PM |
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kid wrote:
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon
guys came to my door yesterday trying to convert me.
Keep a copy of "Latter Days" handy. Hold it as you open
the door.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
20 Oct 2006 03:52:50 AM |
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kid wrote:
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE HELP
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***** `em until they get to the part of their spiel where they ask
"..well, do you consider Jesus Christ to be your lord and savior?"
Then say "no", and watch them flap their mouths for a minute.
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
Plonked by Kadaitcha Man, Sep 06
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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| User: "Zooropa" |
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| Title: Re: Mormons |
20 Oct 2006 02:46:48 PM |
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kid wrote:
What do you people think about mormons. two mormon guys came to my
door yesterday trying to convert me.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE HELP
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I used to be Mormon before I became an atheist.
Their religion is ***** but they are really nice people. My brother
was a mormon missionary. Just politely tell them you are not interested
and to not come back. They'll leave you alone.
Get a "no soliciting" sign for your door. This will stop new
missionaries from coming...they change out every few months so the new
ones might not know about you.
Despite the nasty things people say missionary boys are just good guys
trying to do what they personally feel is right...they are giving up
two years of their lives for their religion..BE NICE.
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