Religions > Atheism > Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint readthe dam thing.!
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16 Oct 2005 08:58:56 PM |
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Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint readthe dam thing.! |
Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive *****!)
Why do the Christians Zombies enjoy having some guy
dressed in funny clothes, read their bible to them?
Some even carry their bibles with them to their
Sunday *Church Hypnotizing Rituals* (Illiterates!) ?
GOD'S CREATOR
...That was my only sin... :(
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| User: "Jason Brooks" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caintread the dam thing.! |
16 Oct 2005 11:27:03 PM |
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*God's Creator* wrote:
Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive *****!)
Why do the Christians Zombies enjoy having some guy
dressed in funny clothes, read their bible to them?
Some even carry their bibles with them to their
Sunday *Church Hypnotizing Rituals* (Illiterates!) ?
GOD'S CREATOR
...That was my only sin... :(
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Wise men challenge the unknown seeking more wisdom, others
fall on their hands and knees, close their eyes... and mumble...
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http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html
Baptist preachers don't dress in funny clothes.
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| User: "Stormin Mormon" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint read the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 09:42:32 AM |
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Neither to LDS / Mormon preachers.
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Christopher A. Young
Do good work.
It's longer in the short run
but shorter in the long run.
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"Jason Brooks" <jason@earthlink.net> wrote in message news:rKF4f.16081
Baptist preachers don't dress in funny clothes.
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| User: "drahcir" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint read the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 09:26:57 AM |
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Most Christians carry their bible to church because they
caint read the dam thing.!
Sorry, I am not clear how a supposed inability to read the Bible
causes most Christians to carry it to church. Please <giggle> clarify,
citing precise cause and effect.
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| User: "*Gods - Creator*" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caintread the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 10:12:59 AM |
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drahcir wrote:
Most Christians carry their bible to church because they
caint read the dam thing.!
Sorry, I am not clear how a supposed inability to read the Bible
causes most Christians to carry it to church. Please <giggle> clarify,
citing precise cause and effect.
Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive *****!)
They need the guy on stage, (Usually dressed in funny clothing)
to tell them what their *beautiful Gods-Word* book is
saying...
The guy on stage then says; You have to be *ORDAINED*
to _completely_ understand it, along with having a vision
or two, and they _definitely_ cannot use their cell-phone to talk
to the *GOD-MAN*... Because he had tried it! (several times) :(
But, he says he "definitely heard a VOICE!" and proceeds
to explain (as best he could) that the voice *Message of The Day*
said... *It is BETTER to give, than to receive* and the VOICE
said he should help them with their giving, by GIVING them as
many collection plates as they need!
And he would _personally_ take their money and place it
in HIS _personal_ bank account! (After he helped the needy)
Since everyone knew he *needed* a place to do God-Work,
he used the money to purchase himself a home, and designed it
to look _exactly_ like the vision of heaven he once had.
GOD'S CREATOR
(That was my only sin) :(
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| User: "drahcir" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint read the dam thing.! |
19 Oct 2005 07:29:05 AM |
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On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 15:12:59 GMT, *God's - Creator*
<No_Lie_@True.Info> wrote:
drahcir wrote:
Most Christians carry their bible to church because they
caint read the dam thing.!
Sorry, I am not clear how a supposed inability to read the Bible
causes most Christians to carry it to church. Please <giggle> clarify,
citing precise cause and effect.
Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive *****!)
They need the guy on stage, (Usually dressed in funny clothing)
to tell them what their *beautiful Gods-Word* book is
saying...
The guy on stage then says; You have to be *ORDAINED*
to _completely_ understand it, along with having a vision
or two, and they _definitely_ cannot use their cell-phone to talk
to the *GOD-MAN*... Because he had tried it! (several times) :(
But, he says he "definitely heard a VOICE!" and proceeds
to explain (as best he could) that the voice *Message of The Day*
said... *It is BETTER to give, than to receive* and the VOICE
said he should help them with their giving, by GIVING them as
many collection plates as they need!
And he would _personally_ take their money and place it
in HIS _personal_ bank account! (After he helped the needy)
Since everyone knew he *needed* a place to do God-Work,
he used the money to purchase himself a home, and designed it
to look _exactly_ like the vision of heaven he once had.
That's all very nice, but please re-examine all the blah-blah above
and see if you mention inability to read, which was the very clear,
simple subject of my request.
GOD'S CREATOR
(That was my only sin) :(
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Wise men challenge the unknown seeking more wisdom, others
fall on their hands and knees, close their eyes... and mumble...
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Todays U.S. Holy Wars News:
http://www.antiwar.com
http://www.antiwar.com/casualties/
http://www.thememoryhole.org/war/coffin_photos/dover/
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| User: "Gods Creator" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caintread the dam thing.! |
19 Oct 2005 10:55:29 AM |
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drahcir wrote:
On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 15:12:59 GMT, *God's - Creator*
<No_Lie_@True.Info> wrote:
drahcir wrote:
Most Christians carry their bible to church because they
caint read the dam thing.!
Sorry, I am not clear how a supposed inability to read the Bible
causes most Christians to carry it to church. Please <giggle> clarify,
citing precise cause and effect.
......
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That's all very nice, but please re-examine all the blah-blah above
and see if you mention inability to read, which was the very clear,
simple subject of my request.
Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive *****!)
To most intelligent people, someone carrying a book that
they had (supposedly read themselves) were seeking someone
who could read the book and explain what the book-writer
had said, OR, they were illiterate and wanted people to
*believe* they knew how to read OR were showing how stupid
they really are for buying a *VERY* expensively decorated bible
that most ZOMBIES get for...FREE! ...
The original thread post was a statement of an obvious fact,
that should not have needed someone to *clarify*... the dam thing!
If you carry your own bible to church, then;
Please *<giggle> clarify, citing precise cause and effect*
If you do *NOT*, then;
Please *<giggle> clarify, citing precise cause and effect*
I only _said_ what a preacher _said_ the bible _said_ it _said_ ... :(
Phew!!! :)
Look!... I'm only....
GOD'S CREATOR
...That was my only sin... :(
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Wise men challenge the unknown seeking more wisdom, others
fall on their hands and knees, close their eyes... and mumble...
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http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner/
http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html
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| User: "Stormin Mormon" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint read the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 09:42:32 AM |
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I think you can't spell "can't".
You also can't spell "damn".
Most of the Christians I know (and the ones I worship with each Sunday)
carry a Bible because there will be a Bible quote in class or services. And
they want to read along.
--
Christopher A. Young
Do good work.
It's longer in the short run
but shorter in the long run.
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"*God's Creator*" <No_Lie_@True.Info> wrote in message
news:AzD4f.17363$q1.7896@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive *****!)
Why do the Christians Zombies enjoy having some guy
dressed in funny clothes, read their bible to them?
Some even carry their bibles with them to their
Sunday *Church Hypnotizing Rituals* (Illiterates!) ?
GOD'S CREATOR
...That was my only sin... :(
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Wise men challenge the unknown seeking more wisdom, others
fall on their hands and knees, close their eyes... and mumble...
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http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html
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| User: "Richard Dawkins" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint read the dam thing.! |
16 Oct 2005 09:37:41 PM |
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Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
God.
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| User: "Andrew W" |
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17 Oct 2005 11:13:41 PM |
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"Richard Dawkins" <Richard_Dawkins@Hell.com> wrote in message
news:U7E4f.107$Wv5.16221@news.uswest.net...
Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
God.
We don't hate God, only your vindictive baby killer god (small g).
You know the one in your story book.
--
Andrew W.
Beware of invisible entities that coerce you into a life of worship and
sacrifice.
Beware of any being who offers you a gift in the form of death and
suffering.
Beware of any religion that makes free-mindedness a crime.
Free-mindedness is foolishness to those whose brains are perishing.
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
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| User: "Richard Dawkins" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint read the dam thing.! |
18 Oct 2005 08:59:34 PM |
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"Andrew W" <removethis_ajwerner@optushome.com.au> wrote in message
news:43547675$0$20333$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Richard Dawkins" <Richard_Dawkins@Hell.com> wrote in message
news:U7E4f.107$Wv5.16221@news.uswest.net...
Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
God.
We don't hate God, only your vindictive baby killer god (small g).
You know the one in your story book.
--
Andrew W.
Beware of invisible entities that coerce you into a life of worship and
sacrifice.
Beware of any being who offers you a gift in the form of death and
suffering.
Beware of any religion that makes free-mindedness a crime.
Free-mindedness is foolishness to those whose brains are perishing.
Religion Exposed!
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner
And then it hit me again.
~smiles~
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| User: "Soul food" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint read the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 07:49:03 AM |
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Into alt.atheism shot "Richard Dorkins" <Richard_Dawkins@Hell.com> and
breathlessly exclaimed:
Most "God-Haters" i.e. non-believers like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
ignorance, stupidity, dishonesty and above all, a lack of humility on the part of those who have no powers of comprehension
Fixed.
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"If iron chariots make people immune to God (Judges 1:19), why do Christians drive cars?"
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "vernon" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caintread the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 09:21:47 AM |
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Soul food wrote:
Into alt.atheism shot "Richard Dorkins" <Richard_Dawkins@Hell.com> and
breathlessly exclaimed:
Most "God-Haters" i.e. non-believers like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
ignorance, stupidity, dishonesty and above all, a lack of humility on the part of those who have no powers of comprehension
Fixed.
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"If iron chariots make people immune to God (Judges 1:19), why do Christians drive cars?"
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
Over your head
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| User: "*Gods - Creator*" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caintread the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 12:49:26 AM |
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Richard Dawkins wrote:
Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
God.
Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive *****!)
* ?? *GODS & DEMONS* ?? *
Only a stupid person could HATE an *imaginary entity*
called God, it does *NOT* exist! :)
*Christian Zombies HATE an *imaginary entity*
called Satan, it does *NOT* exist* either! :)
GOD'S CREATOR
...That was my only sin... :(
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Wise men challenge the unknown seeking more wisdom, others
fall on their hands and knees, close their eyes... and mumble...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html
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| User: "vernon" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caintread the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 09:19:56 AM |
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Richard Dawkins wrote:
Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
God.
Well you might also if you found that you rejected God enough to have
Him cast you out.
Satan hates God.
Those who hate God are always uneducated.
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| User: "Soul food" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint read the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 11:10:57 AM |
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Into alt.atheism shot vernon <ohyes@once.com> and breathlessly
exclaimed:
Richard Dawkins wrote:
Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
God.
Well you might also if you found that you rejected God enough to have
Him cast you out.
Satan hates God.
Those who hate God are always uneducated.
Who said they hated God? I didn't see anybody say that, and why are
you dragging hypothetical people who hate your hypothetical sky-fairy
into this debate?
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"If iron chariots make people immune to God (Judges 1:19), why do Christians drive cars?"
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "vernon" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caintread the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 12:03:56 PM |
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Soul food wrote:
Into alt.atheism shot vernon <ohyes@once.com> and breathlessly
exclaimed:
Richard Dawkins wrote:
Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
God.
Well you might also if you found that you rejected God enough to have
Him cast you out.
Satan hates God.
Those who hate God are always uneducated.
Who said they hated God? I didn't see anybody say that, and why are
you dragging hypothetical people who hate your hypothetical sky-fairy
into this debate?
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"If iron chariots make people immune to God (Judges 1:19), why do Christians drive cars?"
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they
hate God.
Keep up. I know it is difficult for the retarded but with some
government and church help, you can do it.
Those who hate God are always uneducated.
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| User: "Katt" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint read the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 12:29:39 PM |
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"vernon" <ohyes@once.com> wrote in message news:4353d97d$0$
Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
God.
Stop trolling an alt.atheism. Proselytising for your fantasy friend is not
welcome.
For the rest, a person can hate a 'god' about as much as he or she can hate
a *tooth-fairy*: they're both just *empty stories* concocted for children
and those adults who can only think and feel like children.
Those who hate God are always uneducated.
In your dreams, sucker.
Fact is, as education spreads, 'religious belief' *shrinks*. In the educated
west, your own imaginary 'god' is currently shrinking *faster than a weenie
in an ice-bucket*...
Katt.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint read the dam thing.!onlythe ilegalmexicanms cannot read orwrite |
17 Oct 2005 03:46:25 PM |
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On Mon, 17 Oct 2005 17:29:39 GMT, "Katt" <kattt@t.com> wrote:
"vernon" <ohyes@once.com> wrote in message news:4353d97d$0$
Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
God.
Stop trolling an alt.atheism. Proselytising for your fantasy friend is not
welcome.
For the rest, a person can hate a 'god' about as much as he or she can hate
a *tooth-fairy*: they're both just *empty stories* concocted for children
and those adults who can only think and feel like children.
Those who hate God are always uneducatedno jus the poor mexicans who cannot read te donot enter signs or the warning trespasers will be shotsyrvivors willbe shot again!
In your dreams, sucker.
Fact is, as education spreads, 'religious belief' *shrinks*. In the educated
west, your own imaginary 'god' is currently shrinking *faster than a weenie
in an ice-bucket*...
Katt.
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| User: "Soul food" |
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| Title: Re: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caint read the dam thing.! |
17 Oct 2005 02:15:24 PM |
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Into alt.atheism shot vernon <ohyes@once.com> and breathlessly
exclaimed:
Soul food wrote:
Into alt.atheism shot vernon <ohyes@once.com> and breathlessly
exclaimed:
Richard Dawkins wrote:
Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they hate
God.
Well you might also if you found that you rejected God enough to have
Him cast you out.
Satan hates God.
Those who hate God are always uneducated.
Who said they hated God? I didn't see anybody say that, and why are
you dragging hypothetical people who hate your hypothetical sky-fairy
into this debate?
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"If iron chariots make people immune to God (Judges 1:19), why do Christians drive cars?"
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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Most God-Haters like this join Christian ng because well........they
hate God.
That was from your side, moron that was some fuckwit posting as
"Richard Dawkins" obviously a false name. And, like you he was talking
out of his arsehole.
Keep up. I know it is difficult for the retarded but with some
government and church help, you can do it.
Don't call someone with an IQ of 168 retarded, it's asking for
trouble.
Those who hate God are always uneducated.
Those who hate God the most are probably ex-altar boys with distended
rectal orifices. We atheists don't hate God because we don't believe
in him. Keep up, moron.
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"If iron chariots make people immune to God (Judges 1:19), why do Christians drive cars?"
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "Jason Brooks" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caintread the dam thing.! |
23 Oct 2005 09:23:35 PM |
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Most of them also carry a koran in case they have to take a *****.
*God's Creator* wrote:
Thus Spake God's Creator; (I don't forgive *****!)
Why do the Christians Zombies enjoy having some guy
dressed in funny clothes, read their bible to them?
Some even carry their bibles with them to their
Sunday *Church Hypnotizing Rituals* (Illiterates!) ?
GOD'S CREATOR
...That was my only sin... :(
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wise men challenge the unknown seeking more wisdom, others
fall on their hands and knees, close their eyes... and mumble...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html
Most of them also carry a koran in case they have to take a *****.
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| User: "Gods Creator" |
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| Title: Re: Most Christians carry their bible to church because they caintread the dam thing.! |
26 Oct 2005 01:36:30 PM |
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Jason Brooks wrote:
Most of them also carry a koran in case they have to take a *****.
.......
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Most of them also carry a koran in case they have to take a *****.
*Thus Spake God's Creator*
Christians do talk a lot of *****...
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GOD'S CREATOR
...But, that was my only sin... :(
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Wise men look at unknown things, to broaden their wisdom.
Stupid men kneel down, close their eyes, and start mumbling...
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WHY ?
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~ajwerner/
http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html
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