The droolers are always yammering about 'Signs from Imaginary Buddy.'
Amazing at the county-wide; floodings, avalanches, monster snow
storms, and the deaths, destruction, tragedies and other assorted
miseries. This has been during prime political campagning time and
has peaked at 'Super Tuesday.'
"Now this clearly cannot be coincidence since the odds of all these
widespread disasters [errrr loving group hugs] happening in those
places at the same point in time is astronomical[tm]."
Now that this fact has been established we've got to figure out what
'God' is trying to tell us. Looking at all the data points at hand;
it is clear 'God' is telling us to vote for 'none of the above.'
What else can be expected from a daemonic bronze age deity construct?
A civilized deity would have simply sent a FAX.
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