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Religions > Atheism |
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"Mohammed The Prophet" |
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22 Jan 2004 12:46:33 AM |
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Muslim Humour |
Who says the Muslims aren't funny? Here are some jokes from that
ka-RAY-zee Muslim standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give it up
for....
Goffuq Yussef!
Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be
having a good time. You, sir, in the front row. Is that a scud missile under
your toga or are you just happy to see me?
On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the
entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told
her twice already!
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb. None! They sit in
the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
How come it's so hard to circumcise a Muslim? Because there's no end to
those pr*cks!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because
it's just a stone's throw from Israel! Why are Palestinian boys luckier than
American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
What has 24 legs and 48 teeth? Twelve Muslim women! A small plane carrying
Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed.
Who is saved? The Palestinian people!
Who won the Muslim beauty contest? No one!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm
not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so
I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."
Thank you very much, gentlemen. BEFORE WE PAY TO REBUILD IRAQ, LET'S SEE
THE MUSLIM COUNTRIES PAY TO REBUILD THE WORLD TRADE CENTER
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| User: "\MIDIcian\ \tm" |
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| Title: Re: Muslim Humour |
22 Jan 2004 12:58:24 AM |
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ROFLMAOPIPHAHA!!!!
BUT -
How come it's so hard to circumcise a Muslim? Because there's no end to
those pr*cks!
I've heard that one before (but probably directed at Aggies), it's not
original. But it's certainly still funny the 2nd time around!!!!
Stan
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"Mohammed The Prophet" <tipper007@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:400f7213$1@news.alphalink.com.au...
Who says the Muslims aren't funny? Here are some jokes from that
ka-RAY-zee Muslim standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give it
up
for....
Goffuq Yussef!
Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be
having a good time. You, sir, in the front row. Is that a scud missile
under
your toga or are you just happy to see me?
On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the
entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told
her twice already!
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb. None! They sit in
the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial
nudity!
How come it's so hard to circumcise a Muslim? Because there's no end to
those pr*cks!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because
it's just a stone's throw from Israel! Why are Palestinian boys luckier
than
American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock
group!
What has 24 legs and 48 teeth? Twelve Muslim women! A small plane carrying
Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are
killed.
Who is saved? The Palestinian people!
Who won the Muslim beauty contest? No one!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm
not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up
so
I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity
ward?
"Live ammunition."
Thank you very much, gentlemen. BEFORE WE PAY TO REBUILD IRAQ, LET'S SEE
THE MUSLIM COUNTRIES PAY TO REBUILD THE WORLD TRADE CENTER
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| User: "{#} jpturcaud" |
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| Title: Re: Muslim Humour |
22 Jan 2004 04:42:12 AM |
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Truly pathetic when knowing of the situation.
Terrible bastards to make jokes on the despair and hopelessness of a whole
population
--
Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud
Australian Mining Pioneer
Hydro & Mining Prospector _ Senior Geologist
Discoverer of Telfer; Kintyre & Nifty Mines_ Great Sandy Desert.of Australia
Discoverer of the South Atlantic Submarine Gold Placers
( 40 Millions Tons estimate )
Founder of the TRUE GEOLOGY
~~Ignorance Is The Cosmic Sin, The One Never Forgiven ! ~~
""MIDIcian" (tm)" <Stan@NeverFalls.com> a écrit dans le message de
news:bunsad$elj$0@pita.alt.net...
ROFLMAOPIPHAHA!!!!
snipped the anonymous coward ' s comments
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Muslim Humour |
22 Jan 2004 05:01:14 AM |
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On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 11:42:12 +0100 in alt.atheism, {#} jpturcaud
("{#} jpturcaud" <jpturcaud@true.geology.edu>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
Truly pathetic when knowing of the situation.
Terrible bastards to make jokes on the despair and hopelessness of a whole
population
Depends who's making the joke. The Comedy Store over here has a Muslim
comic who a regular and who takes the ***** out of the entire
situation, though his name escapes me. Some of it is rather
bidtter-sweet.
But then again, finding humour in an impossible situation has a long
tradition. Cue, for example:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063462/
"Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing
singing Hitlers."
"Springtime for Hitler and Germany, Winter for Poland and France....".
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "Susan Cohen" |
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| Title: Re: Muslim Humour |
23 Jan 2004 10:30:08 AM |
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"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:4sav00dh7a7rn3fgq6mf13iumcn9o45no9@4ax.com...
On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 11:42:12 +0100 in alt.atheism, {#} jpturcaud
("{#} jpturcaud" <jpturcaud@true.geology.edu>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
Truly pathetic when knowing of the situation.
Terrible bastards to make jokes on the despair and hopelessness of a
whole
population
Depends who's making the joke. The Comedy Store over here has a Muslim
comic who a regular and who takes the ***** out of the entire
situation, though his name escapes me. Some of it is rather
bidtter-sweet.
I bet it's because he knows that the "despair & hopelessness of an entire
population" is as much propaganda as it is anything else.
Susan
But then again, finding humour in an impossible situation has a long
tradition. Cue, for example:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063462/
"Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing
singing Hitlers."
"Springtime for Hitler and Germany, Winter for Poland and France....".
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being
read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "Inger E Johansson" |
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| Title: Re: Muslim Humour |
22 Jan 2004 05:47:19 AM |
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Therion
the subject discussed is OT in soc.culture.nordic. Stop cross-posting to us!
Inger E
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> skrev i meddelandet
news:4sav00dh7a7rn3fgq6mf13iumcn9o45no9@4ax.com...
On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 11:42:12 +0100 in alt.atheism, {#} jpturcaud
("{#} jpturcaud" <jpturcaud@true.geology.edu>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
Truly pathetic when knowing of the situation.
Terrible bastards to make jokes on the despair and hopelessness of a
whole
population
Depends who's making the joke. The Comedy Store over here has a Muslim
comic who a regular and who takes the ***** out of the entire
situation, though his name escapes me. Some of it is rather
bidtter-sweet.
But then again, finding humour in an impossible situation has a long
tradition. Cue, for example:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063462/
"Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing
singing Hitlers."
"Springtime for Hitler and Germany, Winter for Poland and France....".
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being
read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: Muslim Humour |
22 Jan 2004 06:15:42 AM |
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On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 11:47:19 GMT in alt.atheism, Inger E Johansson
("Inger E Johansson" <inger_e.johansson@notelia.com>) said, directing
the reply to alt.atheism
Therion
the subject discussed is OT in soc.culture.nordic. Stop cross-posting to us!
Say please.
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| User: "\MIDIcian\ \tm" |
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| Title: Re: Muslim Humour |
22 Jan 2004 11:41:29 PM |
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Why do you want people to stop posting On-Topic posts????
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"Inger E Johansson" <inger_e.johansson@notelia.com> wrote in message
news:bLOPb.45773$mU6.172070@newsb.telia.net...
Therion
the subject discussed is OT in soc.culture.nordic. Stop cross-posting to
us!
Inger E
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> skrev i meddelandet
news:4sav00dh7a7rn3fgq6mf13iumcn9o45no9@4ax.com...
On Thu, 22 Jan 2004 11:42:12 +0100 in alt.atheism, {#} jpturcaud
("{#} jpturcaud" <jpturcaud@true.geology.edu>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
Truly pathetic when knowing of the situation.
Terrible bastards to make jokes on the despair and hopelessness of a
whole
population
Depends who's making the joke. The Comedy Store over here has a Muslim
comic who a regular and who takes the ***** out of the entire
situation, though his name escapes me. Some of it is rather
bidtter-sweet.
But then again, finding humour in an impossible situation has a long
tradition. Cue, for example:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063462/
"Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing
singing Hitlers."
"Springtime for Hitler and Germany, Winter for Poland and France....".
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being
read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "Daniel Kolle" |
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| Title: Re: Muslim Humour |
22 Jan 2004 11:27:44 AM |
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"{#} jpturcaud" <jpturcaud@true.geology.edu> wrote in message news:<400fa903$0$6968$7a628cd7@news.club-internet.fr>...
<snip>
Oh, boo fucking hoo.
The world is harsh. As are its people.
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| User: "Abdool" |
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| Title: Re: Muslim Humour |
22 Jan 2004 08:39:47 AM |
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That was more fun than a wet burka contest!
Ab
"Mohammed The Prophet" <tipper007@hotmail.com> wrote:
Who says the Muslims aren't funny? Here are some jokes from that
ka-RAY-zee Muslim standup comic..... ladies and gentlemen please give it up
for....
Goffuq Yussef!
Good evening gentlemen, and get out, ladies. You have no right to be
having a good time. You, sir, in the front row. Is that a scud missile under
your toga or are you just happy to see me?
On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the
entire time. There was a sign on the door that said "occupied."
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told
her twice already!
How many Muslims does it take to change a light bulb. None! They sit in
the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!
Did you hear about the Broadway play, The Palestinians ? It bombed!
What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia? Lefty!
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
How come it's so hard to circumcise a Muslim? Because there's no end to
those pr*cks!
Why do Palestinians find it convenient to live on the West Bank? Because
it's just a stone's throw from Israel! Why are Palestinian boys luckier than
American boys? Because every Palestinian boy will get to join a rock group!
What has 24 legs and 48 teeth? Twelve Muslim women! A small plane carrying
Yassir Arafat and all his top lieutenants crashes and all aboard are killed.
Who is saved? The Palestinian people!
Who won the Muslim beauty contest? No one!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm
not a suicide bomber," he said. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so
I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I'm dying to get laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."
Thank you very much, gentlemen. BEFORE WE PAY TO REBUILD IRAQ, LET'S SEE
THE MUSLIM COUNTRIES PAY TO REBUILD THE WORLD TRADE CENTER
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