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24 Sep 2004 03:05:02 PM |
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My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth. Jesus Christ first appeared on earth as
a 30 year old man. The time between his "birth" and then, Jesus Christ
spent golfing in Heaven with God. The "carpenter" metaphor alludes to
the fact that while God built the Earth, then Jesus Christ will build
the church. Who builds churches? Carpenters. Jesus was also not
Jewish. He was from Nazareth, which translates to "land of the Nazi"
which is in modern Sudetenland. Not the town of Nazareth that it is
widely believed to be. Also, Jesus was white. The fact that Jews
killed him is substantial evidence for this. They would not have killed
one of their own, but would kill a fair-skinned european.
-=-
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| User: "kathryn" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
25 Sep 2004 06:53:15 AM |
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"Anonymous" <BigappleRemailer@Optonline.Net> wrote in message
news:0NGBEYWB38254.670162037@anonymous...
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth. Jesus Christ first appeared on earth as
a 30 year old man. The time between his "birth" and then, Jesus Christ
spent golfing in Heaven with God. The "carpenter" metaphor alludes to
the fact that while God built the Earth, then Jesus Christ will build
the church. Who builds churches? Carpenters. Jesus was also not
Jewish. He was from Nazareth, which translates to "land of the Nazi"
which is in modern Sudetenland. Not the town of Nazareth that it is
widely believed to be. Also, Jesus was white. The fact that Jews
killed him is substantial evidence for this. They would not have killed
one of their own, but would kill a fair-skinned european.
-=-
Your stupidity knows no bounds does it?
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
25 Sep 2004 10:13:13 PM |
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"kathryn" <bob@bob.com> wrote in message
news:cj3m7a$l51$1@titan.btinternet.com...
"Anonymous" <BigappleRemailer@Optonline.Net> wrote in message
news:0NGBEYWB38254.670162037@anonymous...
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth. Jesus Christ first appeared on earth as
a 30 year old man. The time between his "birth" and then, Jesus Christ
spent golfing in Heaven with God. The "carpenter" metaphor alludes to
the fact that while God built the Earth, then Jesus Christ will build
the church. Who builds churches? Carpenters. Jesus was also not
Jewish. He was from Nazareth, which translates to "land of the Nazi"
which is in modern Sudetenland. Not the town of Nazareth that it is
widely believed to be. Also, Jesus was white. The fact that Jews
killed him is substantial evidence for this. They would not have killed
one of their own, but would kill a fair-skinned european.
-=-
Your stupidity knows no bounds does it?
This is COMEDY. It is intentional humour, unlike some of the unintentional
humour by xians posting here, like Atheist Bwuiser.
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| User: "Puck Greenman" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
26 Sep 2004 12:47:32 PM |
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On Sat, 25 Sep 2004 11:53:15 +0000 (UTC), "kathryn" <bob@bob.com>
wrote:
"Anonymous" <BigappleRemailer@Optonline.Net> wrote in message
news:0NGBEYWB38254.670162037@anonymous...
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth. Jesus Christ first appeared on earth as
a 30 year old man. The time between his "birth" and then, Jesus Christ
spent golfing in Heaven with God. The "carpenter" metaphor alludes to
the fact that while God built the Earth, then Jesus Christ will build
the church. Who builds churches? Carpenters. Jesus was also not
Jewish. He was from Nazareth, which translates to "land of the Nazi"
which is in modern Sudetenland. Not the town of Nazareth that it is
widely believed to be. Also, Jesus was white. The fact that Jews
killed him is substantial evidence for this. They would not have killed
one of their own, but would kill a fair-skinned european.
-=-
Your stupidity knows no bounds does it?
I think that is why they are so drawn to it.
--
Puck Greenman
#162
BAAWA Knight.
Blessed is the self righteous xtian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he
comes out with:
God told him to say it.
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| User: "Ike" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
25 Sep 2004 08:58:19 PM |
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"Anonymous" <BigappleRemailer@Optonline.Net> wrote in message
news:0NGBEYWB38254.670162037@anonymous...
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth. Jesus Christ first appeared on earth as
a 30 year old man. The time between his "birth" and then, Jesus Christ
spent golfing in Heaven with God. The "carpenter" metaphor alludes to
the fact that while God built the Earth, then Jesus Christ will build
the church. Who builds churches? Carpenters. Jesus was also not
Jewish. He was from Nazareth, which translates to "land of the Nazi"
which is in modern Sudetenland. Not the town of Nazareth that it is
widely believed to be. Also, Jesus was white. The fact that Jews
killed him is substantial evidence for this. They would not have killed
one of their own, but would kill a fair-skinned european.
My carpenter is a bossy Jew.
--
Freedom of thought entails no "Intellectual Property".
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
27 Sep 2004 08:08:56 AM |
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"Anonymous" <BigappleRemailer@Optonline.Net> wrote in message
news:0NGBEYWB38254.670162037@anonymous...
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth. Jesus Christ first appeared on earth as
a 30 year old man. The time between his "birth" and then, Jesus Christ
spent golfing in Heaven with God. The "carpenter" metaphor alludes to
the fact that while God built the Earth, then Jesus Christ will build
the church. Who builds churches? Carpenters. Jesus was also not
Jewish. He was from Nazareth, which translates to "land of the Nazi"
which is in modern Sudetenland. Not the town of Nazareth that it is
widely believed to be. Also, Jesus was white. The fact that Jews
killed him is substantial evidence for this. They would not have killed
one of their own, but would kill a fair-skinned european.
What a crock of *****.
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "GlennGlenn" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
24 Sep 2004 03:12:07 PM |
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Anonymous wrote:
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth.
The WHOLE story of "Jesus Christ" was a parable, following this logic.
GlennGlenn
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
26 Sep 2004 08:52:24 AM |
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On Fri, 24 Sep 2004 20:12:07 GMT, GlennGlenn <DipthotDipthot@Yahoo.Yahoo.Com.Com> wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth.
The WHOLE story of "Jesus Christ" was a parable, following this logic.
GlennGlenn
Whoops, don't know what a parable is, do you.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Glenn" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
28 Sep 2004 02:48:39 AM |
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duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message news:<ubidl0hj5hf6uravgbt5i3av9nmepnsp55@4ax.com>...
On Fri, 24 Sep 2004 20:12:07 GMT, GlennGlenn <DipthotDipthot@Yahoo.Yahoo.Com.Com> wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth.
The WHOLE story of "Jesus Christ" was a parable, following this logic.
GlennGlenn
Whoops, don't know what a parable is, do you.
Whoops. How typical of you to miss the point so blatantly.
"Anonymous" used the word "parable" nonsensically--don't you
agree?--and I turned his alleged logic against itself.
But I guess it's too much to expect you'd understand what I was doing.
*Sigh*... Too much for a parrot.
GlennGlenn
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
29 Sep 2004 05:17:06 AM |
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On 28 Sep 2004 00:48:39 -0700, (Glenn) wrote:
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth.
The WHOLE story of "Jesus Christ" was a parable, following this logic.
GlennGlenn
Whoops, don't know what a parable is, do you.
Whoops. How typical of you to miss the point so blatantly.
"Anonymous" used the word "parable" nonsensically--don't you
agree?--and I turned his alleged logic against itself.
Well, didn't you do the same?
But I guess it's too much to expect you'd understand what I was doing.
Maybe you should define your intent better.
*Sigh*... Too much for a parrot.
GlennGlenn
Then why do you try?
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Glenn" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
30 Sep 2004 02:10:48 PM |
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duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> wrote in message news:<ro2ll010t95klegdfb8849u8ihu5tf7cs2@4ax.com>...
On 28 Sep 2004 00:48:39 -0700, (Glenn) wrote:
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth.
The WHOLE story of "Jesus Christ" was a parable, following this logic.
GlennGlenn
Whoops, don't know what a parable is, do you.
Whoops. How typical of you to miss the point so blatantly.
"Anonymous" used the word "parable" nonsensically--don't you
agree?--and I turned his alleged logic against itself.
Well, didn't you do the same?
That was my *point*. Pay attention, Earl. Didn't "Anonymous" use the
word nonsensically?
But I guess it's too much to expect you'd understand what I was doing.
Maybe you should define your intent better.
So, "...following this logic" wasn't enough of a signal for you? You
*are* a clueless kitten, aren't you? Guess it's not enough to be an
incoherent poster; you gotta be an uncomprehending near-illiterate as
well.
*Sigh*... Too much for a parrot.
Then why do you try?
*Damn* fine question, that... *Congratulations*. The answer: You
claimed that I didn't know what a parable was, and it almost appeared
for a moment that I could disabuse you of that claim. I was
incorrect. I hereby give up trying to explain anything else to you
ever again, no matter how simple.
GlennGlenn
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
01 Oct 2004 03:09:05 PM |
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On 30 Sep 2004 12:10:48 -0700, (Glenn) wrote:
Well, didn't you do the same?
That was my *point*. Pay attention, Earl. Didn't "Anonymous" use the
word nonsensically?
Looked to me like you meant it.
But I guess it's too much to expect you'd understand what I was doing.
Maybe you should define your intent better.
So, "...following this logic" wasn't enough of a signal for you? You
*are* a clueless kitten, aren't you? Guess it's not enough to be an
incoherent poster; you gotta be an uncomprehending near-illiterate as
well.
Well, you are an idiot, you acted like one, and I expect you are one.
*Sigh*... Too much for a parrot.
Then why do you try?
*Damn* fine question, that... *Congratulations*. The answer: You
claimed that I didn't know what a parable was, and it almost appeared
for a moment that I could disabuse you of that claim. I was
incorrect. I hereby give up trying to explain anything else to you
ever again, no matter how simple.
GlennGlenn
Haahaahaahaahaahaa.
duke
*****
Matthew 22
14"For many are invited, but few are chosen."
*****
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| User: "Godfrey" |
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| Title: Re: My boss was NOT a Jewish Carpenter |
25 Sep 2004 12:43:21 AM |
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Thank you, Anon- you've cleared this matter up nicely.
Godfrey
On 24 Sep 2004 20:05:02 -0000, Anonymous
<BigappleRemailer@Optonline.Net> wrote:
You see, Jesus Christ was not really a carpenter. The carpenter story
is a parable, as was his birth. Jesus Christ first appeared on earth as
a 30 year old man. The time between his "birth" and then, Jesus Christ
spent golfing in Heaven with God. The "carpenter" metaphor alludes to
the fact that while God built the Earth, then Jesus Christ will build
the church. Who builds churches? Carpenters. Jesus was also not
Jewish. He was from Nazareth, which translates to "land of the Nazi"
which is in modern Sudetenland. Not the town of Nazareth that it is
widely believed to be. Also, Jesus was white. The fact that Jews
killed him is substantial evidence for this. They would not have killed
one of their own, but would kill a fair-skinned european.
-=-
This message was posted via two or more anonymous remailing services.
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