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"Mark K. Bilbo" |
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02 Feb 2007 09:41:20 AM |
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My currently favorite anti-gay christer blooper... |
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
That's Dr. Nicolosi of "reparative therapy" fame
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Nicolosi).
Who has admitted, on being pressed, that he's never "cured" anybody (no
cite, it was in an interview I read but I don't have it to hand).
I've said it before and I'll say it again. *ALL* (without exception) of
the "cure the gays" leaders are closet cases. All of them. Every time you
turn around... well, I would suggest not turning around with Dr. Nicolosi
in the room with you.
But, seriously, every few years, another of the "cure the fags" leadership
is found in a gay bar, or comes out, or gets caught "ministering" to
teenage boys. The churches get into an uproar then along comes another
"cure the fags" type and it's lather, rinse, repeat.
I also note--with derisive snickers--that Fucking Over the Family has
killed the page on which Nicolosi advised fathers to wave their ding-dongs
in junior's face...
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation
by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging
rational inquiry." - Richard Dawkins
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| User: "gps" |
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03 Feb 2007 08:38:59 PM |
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Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness.
He did that
He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl.
He did that
He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball.
He did that
He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
Well, not that, but he did show me how to hammer nails
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
He'd never do that - that'd be gay. Perhaps that's why I'm a poof.
I can't work out why anyone would think how these things would make your
son 'straight'. I've never knitted, played with Barbie dolls, wore
dresses, put on make up. I started fires, put frogs in my pockets,
threw stones at unsuspecting animials and humans. I played cricket,
football, hockey, smoked, drank beer and generally behaved just like any
other teenager. My father is the blokeiest bloke I know. Oh, and
there's 7 boys in my catholic family - all raised in the same way - and
I'm the only gay in the village.
That's Dr. Nicolosi of "reparative therapy" fame
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Nicolosi).
The only reparative therapy I needed was to stop pretending to be
straight. The world is much better when you're honest.
--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: My currently favorite anti-gay christer blooper... |
11 Feb 2007 07:40:36 PM |
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On Sun, 04 Feb 2007 13:38:59 +1100, gps <gps_@hotmail.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness.
He did that
He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl.
He did that
He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball.
He did that
He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
Well, not that, but he did show me how to hammer nails
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
He'd never do that - that'd be gay. Perhaps that's why I'm a poof.
I can't work out why anyone would think how these things would make your
son 'straight'. I've never knitted, played with Barbie dolls, wore
dresses, put on make up. I started fires, put frogs in my pockets,
threw stones at unsuspecting animials and humans. I played cricket,
football, hockey, smoked, drank beer and generally behaved just like any
other teenager. My father is the blokeiest bloke I know. Oh, and
there's 7 boys in my catholic family - all raised in the same way - and
I'm the only gay in the village.
That's Dr. Nicolosi of "reparative therapy" fame
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Nicolosi).
The only reparative therapy I needed was to stop pretending to be
straight. The world is much better when you're honest.
Those folks aren't, nor have they a hint of courage. Thus, your avenue
is closed to them.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Don Martin" |
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| Title: Re: My currently favorite anti-gay christer blooper... |
04 Feb 2007 08:14:03 AM |
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On Sun, 04 Feb 2007 13:38:59 +1100, gps <gps_@hotmail.com> wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness.
He did that
He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl.
He did that
He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball.
He did that
He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
Well, not that, but he did show me how to hammer nails
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
He'd never do that - that'd be gay. Perhaps that's why I'm a poof.
I can't work out why anyone would think how these things would make your
son 'straight'. I've never knitted, played with Barbie dolls, wore
dresses, put on make up. I started fires, put frogs in my pockets,
threw stones at unsuspecting animials and humans. I played cricket,
football, hockey, smoked, drank beer and generally behaved just like any
other teenager. My father is the blokeiest bloke I know. Oh, and
there's 7 boys in my catholic family - all raised in the same way - and
I'm the only gay in the village.
_That_ has got to be lonely. In this country, some of our very best
writers and artists are gay and come from the south--Tennessee
Williams is a good example--but did their work in places like New
York. Our south is tolerant of neither gayness nor intellectual
nonconformity, so the young and bright tend to migrate for both sexual
and intellectual stimulation elsewhere. After these people become
famous, they become a source of pride to their home towns and will be
welcomed back, their "little peculiarities" ignored--not that they
shall have anybody interesting to talk to once they get there.
That's Dr. Nicolosi of "reparative therapy" fame
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Nicolosi).
The only reparative therapy I needed was to stop pretending to be
straight. The world is much better when you're honest.
One could wish the christians would learn that.
Through a jaundiced eye darkly--rheum with a view.
The Squeeky Wheel
http://home.comcast.net/~drdonmartin/
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: My currently favorite anti-gay christer blooper... |
04 Feb 2007 02:51:09 PM |
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On Sun, 04 Feb 2007 13:38:59 +1100, gps wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness.
He did that
He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl.
He did that
He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball.
He did that
He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
Well, not that, but he did show me how to hammer nails
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
He'd never do that - that'd be gay. Perhaps that's why I'm a poof.
I can't work out why anyone would think how these things would make your
son 'straight'. I've never knitted, played with Barbie dolls, wore
dresses, put on make up. I started fires, put frogs in my pockets,
threw stones at unsuspecting animials and humans. I played cricket,
football, hockey, smoked, drank beer and generally behaved just like any
other teenager. My father is the blokeiest bloke I know. Oh, and
there's 7 boys in my catholic family - all raised in the same way - and
I'm the only gay in the village.
Part is that Nicolosi and his ilk are Freudians. Dinosaurs lumbering
across the psychiatric landscape, still clinging to that silly "dominant
mother, distant father" crap.
After all, it suits their prejudices. All gay men are effeminate right?
You don't want your son to be a "sissy" right?
I have yet seen someone like Nicolosi explain Esera Tuaolo (among others
such as Kopay and Simmons).
http://www.eseratuaolo.com/
A six three, 300 pound defensive tackle for upwards of nine years in the
NFL. A guy that would make Nicolosi and all his hangers on look like
ballerina dancers by comparison.
I mean, just how much more "butching up" does a defensive tackle in the
NFL *need to turn straight?
--
Mark K. Bilbo a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace
alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing
it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary."
- H. L. Mencken
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: My currently favorite anti-gay christer blooper... |
11 Feb 2007 07:42:44 PM |
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On Sun, 04 Feb 2007 14:51:09 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo" <gmail@com.mkbilbo>
wrote in alt.atheism
On Sun, 04 Feb 2007 13:38:59 +1100, gps wrote:
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness.
He did that
He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl.
He did that
He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball.
He did that
He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
Well, not that, but he did show me how to hammer nails
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
He'd never do that - that'd be gay. Perhaps that's why I'm a poof.
I can't work out why anyone would think how these things would make your
son 'straight'. I've never knitted, played with Barbie dolls, wore
dresses, put on make up. I started fires, put frogs in my pockets,
threw stones at unsuspecting animials and humans. I played cricket,
football, hockey, smoked, drank beer and generally behaved just like any
other teenager. My father is the blokeiest bloke I know. Oh, and
there's 7 boys in my catholic family - all raised in the same way - and
I'm the only gay in the village.
Part is that Nicolosi and his ilk are Freudians. Dinosaurs lumbering
across the psychiatric landscape, still clinging to that silly "dominant
mother, distant father" crap.
After all, it suits their prejudices. All gay men are effeminate right?
You don't want your son to be a "sissy" right?
I have yet seen someone like Nicolosi explain Esera Tuaolo (among others
such as Kopay and Simmons).
http://www.eseratuaolo.com/
A six three, 300 pound defensive tackle for upwards of nine years in the
NFL. A guy that would make Nicolosi and all his hangers on look like
ballerina dancers by comparison.
I mean, just how much more "butching up" does a defensive tackle in the
NFL *need to turn straight?
Reality. What a concept.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c" |
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| Title: Re: My currently favorite anti-gay christer blooper... |
02 Feb 2007 10:12:22 AM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:41:20 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
That's Dr. Nicolosi of "reparative therapy" fame
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Nicolosi).
Who has admitted, on being pressed, that he's never "cured" anybody (no
cite, it was in an interview I read but I don't have it to hand).
I've said it before and I'll say it again. *ALL* (without exception) of
the "cure the gays" leaders are closet cases. All of them. Every time you
turn around... well, I would suggest not turning around with Dr. Nicolosi
in the room with you.
But, seriously, every few years, another of the "cure the fags" leadership
is found in a gay bar, or comes out, or gets caught "ministering" to
teenage boys. The churches get into an uproar then along comes another
"cure the fags" type and it's lather, rinse, repeat.
I also note--with derisive snickers--that Fucking Over the Family has
killed the page on which Nicolosi advised fathers to wave their ding-dongs
in junior's face...
There was an ediitorial in New Mexico Newspaper about how the GOP are
the group of people most obssessed about gay sex, more so than the
people actually looking for gay sex.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -3 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -3086 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
newsgroups Yang promises not to revenge post
in response to Sound-of-Trumpet's *****:
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sci.archaeology
soc.history.what-if
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| User: "Parsifal" |
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02 Feb 2007 11:08:26 AM |
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On 2 Feb., 17:12, "Yang, AthD (h.c)" <eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com>
wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:41:20 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<g...@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
That's Dr. Nicolosi of "reparative therapy" fame
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Nicolosi).
Who has admitted, on being pressed, that he's never "cured" anybody (no
cite, it was in an interview I read but I don't have it to hand).
I've said it before and I'll say it again. *ALL* (without exception) of
the "cure the gays" leaders are closet cases. All of them. Every time you
turn around... well, I would suggest not turning around with Dr. Nicolosi
in the room with you.
But, seriously, every few years, another of the "cure the fags" leadership
is found in a gay bar, or comes out, or gets caught "ministering" to
teenage boys. The churches get into an uproar then along comes another
"cure the fags" type and it's lather, rinse, repeat.
I also note--with derisive snickers--that Fucking Over the Family has
killed the page on which Nicolosi advised fathers to wave their ding-dongs
in junior's face...
There was an ediitorial in New Mexico Newspaper about how the GOP are
the group of people most obssessed about gay sex, more so than the
people actually looking for gay sex.
Well, we have perfect examples here, on this discussion group: think
of boobandcarole, Wentzky, bibon, J Young, Sound of trumpet... I
wouldn't be surprised to see one of them, maybe even two, join this
discussion just because they saw the word "gay"...
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
The Bush 'balanced' budget: -3 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12.5 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -3086 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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in response to Sound-of-Trumpet's *****:
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sci.archaeology
soc.history.what-if- Zitierten Text ausblenden -
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| User: "stoney" |
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11 Feb 2007 07:36:14 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:12:22 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c)"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:41:20 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
That's Dr. Nicolosi of "reparative therapy" fame
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Nicolosi).
Who has admitted, on being pressed, that he's never "cured" anybody (no
cite, it was in an interview I read but I don't have it to hand).
I've said it before and I'll say it again. *ALL* (without exception) of
the "cure the gays" leaders are closet cases. All of them. Every time you
turn around... well, I would suggest not turning around with Dr. Nicolosi
in the room with you.
But, seriously, every few years, another of the "cure the fags" leadership
is found in a gay bar, or comes out, or gets caught "ministering" to
teenage boys. The churches get into an uproar then along comes another
"cure the fags" type and it's lather, rinse, repeat.
I also note--with derisive snickers--that Fucking Over the Family has
killed the page on which Nicolosi advised fathers to wave their ding-dongs
in junior's face...
There was an ediitorial in New Mexico Newspaper about how the GOP are
the group of people most obssessed about gay sex, more so than the
people actually looking for gay sex.
That's no surprise. Too bad, you don't have a link to that editorial.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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02 Feb 2007 06:17:40 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:12:22 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c)"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:41:20 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
That's Dr. Nicolosi of "reparative therapy" fame
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Nicolosi).
Who has admitted, on being pressed, that he's never "cured" anybody (no
cite, it was in an interview I read but I don't have it to hand).
I've said it before and I'll say it again. *ALL* (without exception) of
the "cure the gays" leaders are closet cases. All of them. Every time you
turn around... well, I would suggest not turning around with Dr. Nicolosi
in the room with you.
But, seriously, every few years, another of the "cure the fags" leadership
is found in a gay bar, or comes out, or gets caught "ministering" to
teenage boys. The churches get into an uproar then along comes another
"cure the fags" type and it's lather, rinse, repeat.
I also note--with derisive snickers--that Fucking Over the Family has
killed the page on which Nicolosi advised fathers to wave their ding-dongs
in junior's face...
There was an ediitorial in New Mexico Newspaper about how the GOP are
the group of people most obssessed about gay sex, more so than the
people actually looking for gay sex.
-----
Yang
What they really need is a cure for stupidity.
Ben
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: My currently favorite anti-gay christer blooper... |
11 Feb 2007 07:38:51 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 19:17:40 -0500, Ben Kaufman
<spaXm-mXe-anXd-paXy-5000-dollars@pobox.com> wrote in alt.atheism
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 08:12:22 -0800, "Yang, AthD (h.c)"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:41:20 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
That's Dr. Nicolosi of "reparative therapy" fame
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Nicolosi).
Who has admitted, on being pressed, that he's never "cured" anybody (no
cite, it was in an interview I read but I don't have it to hand).
I've said it before and I'll say it again. *ALL* (without exception) of
the "cure the gays" leaders are closet cases. All of them. Every time you
turn around... well, I would suggest not turning around with Dr. Nicolosi
in the room with you.
But, seriously, every few years, another of the "cure the fags" leadership
is found in a gay bar, or comes out, or gets caught "ministering" to
teenage boys. The churches get into an uproar then along comes another
"cure the fags" type and it's lather, rinse, repeat.
I also note--with derisive snickers--that Fucking Over the Family has
killed the page on which Nicolosi advised fathers to wave their ding-dongs
in junior's face...
There was an ediitorial in New Mexico Newspaper about how the GOP are
the group of people most obssessed about gay sex, more so than the
people actually looking for gay sex.
What they really need is a cure for stupidity.
Death cures all stupidity.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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| Title: Re: My currently favorite anti-gay christer blooper... |
02 Feb 2007 09:55:02 AM |
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On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:41:20 -0600, "Mark K. Bilbo"
<gmail@com.mkbilbo> wrote:
You just don't get much better than this:
"...[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm
his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in
ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a
little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can
teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard.
He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot
help but notice that Dad has a penis, just like his, only bigger."
Little Jenny: Hey, Johnny, What's a penis?
Little Johnny: Dunno, I'll ask my Dad.
[next day]
Little Jenny: Did you ask your Dad?
Little Johnny: [unzips and pulls it out] See that? It's a *****. A
penis is like this but smaller.
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