Religions > Atheism > My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack...
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"Tim Campbell" |
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08 Sep 2005 03:35:43 PM |
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My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack... |
New Orleans and the surrounding Gulf Coast have been devastated by a
terrorist strike, the likes of which the world has never seen.
Responsibility for this atrocity has been claimed by a previously
unknown terrorist cell, calling itself "Mother Nature." Little is
known at this stage about Mother Nature. However, it seems likely that
Mother Nature has been living among us for many years, deviously
avoiding detection by our intelligence services, biding its time and
waiting for an opportunity to strike.
From what we do know, it is clear that Mother Nature possesses
weapons of mass destruction, capable of targeting American cities. The
sophistication of its weaponry and the detail that has gone into its
planning, suggests possible links between Mother Nature and Al Qaeda.
Furthermore, it is clear that a terrorist operation of this magnitude
could not be carried out without considerable funding, most likely from
Iran or North Korea.
My fellow Americans, you may be asking yourselves "why do they hate us
so much?" The answer is that Mother Nature envies our freedom. Mother
Nature wishes to prevent the spread of our democratic system to all the
nations and peoples of the world. Mother Nature wishes to destroy our
cities and our industries. It is no coincidence that Mother Nature
targeted this attack at the very heart of America's oil production and
refining industry.
I have a very clear message to send to Mother Nature on behalf of the
American people. Mother Nature, you can run but you cannot hide!
Wherever you go, we will hunt you down. To the civilized democracies
of the world, I say, you are either with us or with Mother Nature! If
you value your freedom, if we are to protect our shared values, you
must join us in this crusade. Together, we must root out Mother
Nature's infrastructure!
God bless our SUVs.
George W Bush's address to the nation following Hurricane Katrina
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| User: "Sean C" |
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| Title: Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack... |
08 Sep 2005 11:22:21 PM |
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In article <1126193743.334635.13120@g47g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>, Tim
Campbell <timcall@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
I have a very clear message to send to Mother Nature on behalf of the
American people. Mother Nature, you can run but you cannot hide!
Wherever you go, we will hunt you down. To the civilized democracies
of the world, I say, you are either with us or with Mother Nature! If
you value your freedom, if we are to protect our shared values, you
must join us in this crusade. Together, we must root out Mother
Nature's infrastructure!
God bless our SUVs.
George W Bush's address to the nation following Hurricane Katrina
I thought Bush declared war against Mother nature years ago.
Sean C
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| User: "Tim Campbell" |
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| Title: Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack... |
09 Sep 2005 12:56:39 AM |
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Sean C wrote:
I thought Bush declared war against Mother nature years ago.
Sean C
Right you are Sean!
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| User: "Knoppix User" |
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| Title: Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack... |
08 Sep 2005 09:47:26 PM |
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On Thu, 08 Sep 2005 08:35:43 -0700, Tim Campbell wrote:
New Orleans and the surrounding Gulf Coast have been devastated by a
terrorist strike, the likes of which the world has never seen.
Responsibility for this atrocity has been claimed by a previously
unknown terrorist cell, calling itself "Mother Nature." Little is known
at this stage about Mother Nature. However, it seems likely that Mother
Nature has been living among us for many years, deviously avoiding
detection by our intelligence services, biding its time and waiting for an
opportunity to strike.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/War_on_Terra
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| User: "Iain" |
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| Title: Re: My fellow Americans, Once again our nation is under attack... |
08 Sep 2005 04:22:34 PM |
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TODAY WE ARE ALL AMERICAN!
(This would explain my caffeine hangover.)
~Iain
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