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"Perkoff.com" |
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04 Nov 2005 05:41:40 PM |
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My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
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| User: "Billy Crabs" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
09 Nov 2005 03:47:55 PM |
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"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
It's been 5 days, have you thought of anything yet or are you still
thinking? If you get over there now, you can probably suck his ***** one
last time before the body has completely decomposed.
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| User: "DonEagles" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
10 Nov 2005 08:54:12 AM |
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"Billy Crabs" <Itchycrotch2@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:f8ucf.59669$Bv6.50692@twister.nyroc.rr.com...
"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
It's been 5 days, have you thought of anything yet or are you still
thinking? If you get over there now, you can probably suck his ***** one
last time before the body has completely decomposed.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| User: "Perkoff.com" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
09 Nov 2005 03:50:39 PM |
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Billy Crabs wrote:
"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
It's been 5 days, have you thought of anything yet or are you still
thinking? If you get over there now, you can probably suck his ***** one
last time before the body has completely decomposed.
STFU *****
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| User: "Billy Crabs" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
11 Nov 2005 04:00:08 AM |
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"Perkoff.com" <perkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131573039.305383.113200@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
Billy Crabs wrote:
"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all"
and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about
20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
It's been 5 days, have you thought of anything yet or are you still
thinking? If you get over there now, you can probably suck his ***** one
last time before the body has completely decomposed.
STFU *****
Ha! Got you to respond to me.
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| User: "I KILLED YOUR GOD-IT WAS EASY!" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
05 Nov 2005 09:27:31 AM |
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"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
can i have the truck and the tv?
--
I have found Christian dogma unintelligible. Early in life I absented
myself from Christian assemblies.²
-- Benjamin Franklin
AA #2241.
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| User: "LC" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 05:56:09 PM |
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"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
Ask him to leave you his brain.
A pity about yours, eh?
Hth.
LC~ Just anothe troll perkin' off.
"Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely
stupid."~ Heinrich Heine
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| User: "Perkoff.com" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 06:19:28 PM |
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LikesCock wrote:
Ask him to leave you his brain.
That was not intelligent at all.
A pity about yours, eh?
Are you intentionally trying to make yourself look like a fool?
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| User: "Vince MacMahon" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 05:54:49 PM |
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"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying.
Go over with a straw and suck the sperm the guy left behind out. Take sperm
to a sperm bank and sell it. Take your friend out for ice cream and minature
golf with money.
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| User: "Scruff Get@Grip" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 09:49:12 PM |
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"Vince MacMahon" <janitor@wwe.com> wrote in message
news:436bf486$1_1@x-privat.org...
"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying.
Go over with a straw and suck the sperm the guy left behind out. Take
sperm
to a sperm bank and sell it. Take your friend out for ice cream and
minature
golf with money.
You sound like flipper mike.
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| User: "Brah of Brahs" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 08:25:01 PM |
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"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
Brah, I got to the 2nd word in the subject line of your post. You LIES to
us!
GregoryD
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 10:35:09 PM |
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Of all the Brah of Brahss I've known, "Brah of Brahs" is the Brah of
Brahsiest.
"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
Brah, I got to the 2nd word in the subject line of your post. You LIES to
us!
Hold on, here. Would you mind changing your schtick and posting
handle? Nothing personal, but the "brah" thing is kind of mine.
Thanks in advance.
GregoryD
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| User: "Mr Black" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 11:53:15 PM |
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_____________________________________
"Wavy G" <prettiestboy@wavyg.gov> wrote in message
news:kgdom15ibgm5uec434spdpnc23uscefe1s@4ax.com...
Of all the Brah of Brahss I've known, "Brah of Brahs" is the Brah of
Brahsiest.
"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
Brah, I got to the 2nd word in the subject line of your post. You LIES
to
us!
Hold on, here. Would you mind changing your schtick and posting
handle? Nothing personal, but the "brah" thing is kind of mine.
Thanks in advance.
ROR....i think rspw might disagree with you brah
MrB
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***** ANNOYING USENET SINCE 1996 *****
<><><> 2005 Achievements / Disgraces <><><>
<> #77 in the RSPW top 127 for September 2005 <>
<> 3 votes in the first RSPW Hall of Fame voting <>
<> 2005 RSPW POSTER AWARDS <>
* MOST IMPROVED POSTER: Mr. Black (14th)
* WORST POSTER: Mr. Black (11th)
* BIGGEST *****: Mr. Black (11th)
* WORST TROLL: Mr. Black (15th)
* BEST FLAMEWAR, THREAD OR FUED: Mr Black vs RSPW (15th)
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| User: "Franklin Cross" |
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04 Nov 2005 05:50:30 PM |
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"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
I say run over there quick as you can and join in.
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| User: "workorshoot" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 05:54:51 PM |
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"Franklin Cross" <CrossBaby111@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:btSaf.180$mU3.30@fe08.lga...
"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
Think of where you're gonna put the TV and park the truck.
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| User: "thunder" |
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04 Nov 2005 07:34:41 PM |
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"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
Give him a glock 23 loaded with speer gold dots at 165 grains and that would
do the trick..
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| User: "Noodles Jefferson" |
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04 Nov 2005 07:19:49 PM |
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In article <1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
Perkoff.com took the hamburger, threw it on the grill, and I said "Oh
wow"...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
Go over there and join him.
--
Noodles Jefferson
mhm31x9 Smeeter#29 WSD#30
sTaRShInE_mOOnBeAm aT HoTmAil dOt CoM
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days, bribery and corruption
are common, children no longer obey their parents and the end of the
world is evidently approaching."
--Assyrian clay tablet 2800 B.C.
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| User: "BDK" |
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05 Nov 2005 06:42:29 AM |
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In article <1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
stevenperkoff@perkoff.com says...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
You know, they have this newfangled thing where we live called a
Taxicab!
Maybe they have them where you are too.
Or, you could borrow a friend's or neighbor's car.
Or, just call 911.
BDK
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| User: "Perkoff.com" |
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05 Nov 2005 06:50:34 AM |
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BDK wrote:
In article <1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
stevenperkoff@perkoff.com says...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
You know, they have this newfangled thing where we live called a
Taxicab!
Maybe they have them where you are too.
Or, you could borrow a friend's or neighbor's car.
Or, just call 911.
BDK
I guess you've never been to Wisconsin, this is farm land, my closest
neighbor is my friend Joe, he lives 20 minutes away.
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| User: "Blue Hornet" |
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05 Nov 2005 07:03:04 AM |
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Perkoff.com wrote:
BDK wrote:
In article <1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
stevenperkoff@perkoff.com says...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
You know, they have this newfangled thing where we live called a
Taxicab!
Maybe they have them where you are too.
Or, you could borrow a friend's or neighbor's car.
Or, just call 911.
BDK
I guess you've never been to Wisconsin, this is farm land, my closest
neighbor is my friend Joe, he lives 20 minutes away.
Well the solution should be obvious, then. Have your friend load the
TV onto the truck, drive to your house where you could also take
advantage of him, and then walk home to off himself there. I know
people in Wisconsin aren't so stupid as to fail to think of that. You
must really be from Illinois, aren't you?
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| User: "Perkoff.com" |
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05 Nov 2005 07:43:28 AM |
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Blue Hornet wrote:
Well the solution should be obvious, then. Have your friend load the
TV onto the truck, drive to your house where you could also take
advantage of him, and then walk home to off himself there. I know
people in Wisconsin aren't so stupid as to fail to think of that. You
must really be from Illinois, aren't you?
When you tell a joke and no one laughs, remember to check back and re
read what you just wrote, you'll than realize why no one laughed at
your "joke".
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| User: "BTR1701" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
05 Nov 2005 08:30:05 AM |
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In article <1131198207.960264.316620@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote:
Blue Hornet wrote:
Well the solution should be obvious, then. Have your friend load the
TV onto the truck, drive to your house where you could also take
advantage of him, and then walk home to off himself there. I know
people in Wisconsin aren't so stupid as to fail to think of that. You
must really be from Illinois, aren't you?
When you tell a joke and no one laughs, remember to check back and re
read what you just wrote, you'll than realize why no one laughed at
your "joke".
I laughed. It was pretty funny.
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| User: "Blue Hornet" |
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05 Nov 2005 08:38:22 AM |
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BTR1701 wrote:
In article <1131198207.960264.316620@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>,
"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote:
Blue Hornet wrote:
Well the solution should be obvious, then. Have your friend load the
TV onto the truck, drive to your house where you could also take
advantage of him, and then walk home to off himself there. I know
people in Wisconsin aren't so stupid as to fail to think of that. You
must really be from Illinois, aren't you?
When you tell a joke and no one laughs, remember to check back and re
read what you just wrote, you'll than realize why no one laughed at
your "joke".
I laughed. It was pretty funny.
You are my new best friend. Almost no one says that about my jokes.
Or my "jokes", either.
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| User: "Blue Hornet" |
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05 Nov 2005 08:20:55 AM |
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Perkoff.com wrote:
Blue Hornet wrote:
Well the solution should be obvious, then. Have your friend load the
TV onto the truck, drive to your house where you could also take
advantage of him, and then walk home to off himself there. I know
people in Wisconsin aren't so stupid as to fail to think of that. You
must really be from Illinois, aren't you?
When you tell a joke and no one laughs, remember to check back and re
read what you just wrote, you'll than realize why no one laughed at
your "joke".
Didn't work. Are you telling me no one laughed because everyone is
from Illinois?
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| User: "Scruff Get@Grip" |
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04 Nov 2005 09:51:50 PM |
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LMFAO!
This is the best thread I've read here.
Yes, let him practice on you first.
"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
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| User: "Mr Black" |
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04 Nov 2005 11:30:00 PM |
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"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
look everyone, a puppet show.
MrB
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***** ANNOYING USENET SINCE 1996 *****
<><><> 2005 Achievements / Disgraces <><><>
<> #77 in the RSPW top 127 for September 2005 <>
<> 3 votes in the first RSPW Hall of Fame voting <>
<> 2005 RSPW POSTER AWARDS <>
* MOST IMPROVED POSTER: Mr. Black (14th)
* WORST POSTER: Mr. Black (11th)
* BIGGEST *****: Mr. Black (11th)
* WORST TROLL: Mr. Black (15th)
* BEST FLAMEWAR, THREAD OR FUED: Mr Black vs RSPW (15th)
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 10:47:55 PM |
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Of all the Mr Blacks I've known, "Mr Black" is the Mr Blackiest.
"Perkoff.com" <stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote in message
news:1131147700.716531.287160@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
look everyone, a puppet show.
Yeah, how cute. I just love a good "Punch and Judy" show. Oh look,
he's beating his wife with a stick, LOL! Now he's throwing the baby
out the window. "That's the way to do it," LOL!!! Oh my God, this is
hilarious.
MrB
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| User: "DAVIDHERO" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
05 Nov 2005 09:13:10 AM |
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How old is the tv? What brand/model?
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| User: "Wavy G" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
05 Nov 2005 08:21:08 PM |
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Of all the DAVIDHEROs I've known, "DAVIDHERO" is the DAVIDHEROiest.
How old is the tv? What brand/model?
It's a new Japanese model called "Hari-Kiri," lol.
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 10:00:55 PM |
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On 4 Nov 2005 15:41:40 -0800, "Perkoff.com"
<stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote:
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
Right. The first place I'd turn to for advice is Usenet.
Caaannn't tyyppe......lauughhinng tooooosh haardded
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "uyu" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 07:13:39 PM |
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On 4 Nov 2005 15:41:40 -0800, "Perkoff.com"
<stevenperkoff@perkoff.com> wrote:
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
I'll buy the tv off of ya.. give you 50 bucks!!!
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| User: "Alan Smithee" |
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| Title: Re: My Friend Is Talking About Suicide |
04 Nov 2005 05:56:21 PM |
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Perkoff.com wrote:
Last night, my friend got really drunk and was taken advantage of by
another man, he called me earlier and he was crying. I just got off
the phone with him again and now he's talking about "ending it all" and
he told me I could have his truck and his big screen tv. I told him I
didn't want that, I wanted his friendship. I don't know what to do
guys, should I call 911 and have them go over there? He lives about 20
minutes away and my wife has our car, *****, I need to think of
something quick.
Kill yourself so you can show him just how much trouble a suicide can
be. Call him, tell him goodbye, then stab yourself as much as you can
until you pass out.
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