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"Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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22 May 2007 06:40:40 AM |
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My new walking boots |
I bought a lovely pair of "Colorado" walking boots the other day in TK-
Maxx 75% off RRP. "Wonderful" I thought, "What an amazing bargain".
They are incredibly comfortable and I felt like I could walk forever
in them without getting blisters or tired feet.
The second time I went out in them, one of the soles fell off, and I
had to limp home with one leg suddenly 1" shorter than the other one.
Upon examination, I discovered that there had been nothing holding the
sole on but apparently faith, belief and prayer - not a sign of any
real, tangible adhesive.
***** that for a game of soldiers. Clearly, faith, belief and prayer
are *****-poor substitutes for things that work using the laws of
physics.
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: My new walking boots |
22 May 2007 07:45:48 PM |
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"Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote
in message news:1179831934.266049.315310@u36g2000prd.googlegroups.com...
I bought a lovely pair of "Colorado" walking boots the other day in TK-
Maxx 75% off RRP. "Wonderful" I thought, "What an amazing bargain".
They are incredibly comfortable and I felt like I could walk forever
in them without getting blisters or tired feet.
The second time I went out in them, one of the soles fell off,
But the sole is eternal.
and I
had to limp home
If you truly believed that you had a sole, you wouldn't have had to limp.
with one leg suddenly 1" shorter than the other one.
You should have prayed for it to grow again.
Or taken another blue pill ;-)
Upon examination, I discovered that there had been nothing holding the
sole on but apparently faith, belief and prayer - not a sign of any
real, tangible adhesive.
That's because the Almighty Adhesive doesn't want to make it too easy for
people to believe in it.
***** that for a game of soldiers. Clearly, faith, belief and prayer
are *****-poor substitutes for things that work using the laws of
physics.
You should stick with the Almighty Adhesive, by Gum.
Laus Glue!
May the holey binary tubes of Araldite stick to you always.
<<<<<>< (= fishbones)
Smiler, (licenced to carry a hot glue gun)
The godless one
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| User: "Liz" |
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| Title: Re: My new walking boots |
22 May 2007 10:03:00 PM |
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On 22 May 2007 04:40:40 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist
minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> in news message
<1179831934.266049.315310@u36g2000prd.googlegroups.com> wrote:
I bought a lovely pair of "Colorado" walking boots the other day in TK-
Maxx 75% off RRP. "Wonderful" I thought, "What an amazing bargain".
They are incredibly comfortable and I felt like I could walk forever
in them without getting blisters or tired feet.
The second time I went out in them, one of the soles fell off, and I
had to limp home with one leg suddenly 1" shorter than the other one.
Well, they were 75% off. Maybe they meant it literally.
Hope you weren't too far away from home.
Upon examination, I discovered that there had been nothing holding the
sole on but apparently faith, belief and prayer - not a sign of any
real, tangible adhesive.
***** that for a game of soldiers. Clearly, faith, belief and prayer
are *****-poor substitutes for things that work using the laws of
physics.
Well, there you are.
Überwench #658 Now a *real* atheist!
Dame Liz the Undaunted Ath.D BAAWA
Charter Member of SMASH
and Queen of the known universe
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: My new walking boots |
22 May 2007 07:57:51 PM |
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On 22 May 2007 04:40:40 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist
minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
I bought a lovely pair of "Colorado" walking boots the other day in TK-
Maxx 75% off RRP. "Wonderful" I thought, "What an amazing bargain".
They are incredibly comfortable and I felt like I could walk forever
in them without getting blisters or tired feet.
The second time I went out in them, one of the soles fell off, and I
had to limp home with one leg suddenly 1" shorter than the other one.
Upon examination, I discovered that there had been nothing holding the
sole on but apparently faith, belief and prayer - not a sign of any
real, tangible adhesive.
***** that for a game of soldiers. Clearly, faith, belief and prayer
are *****-poor substitutes for things that work using the laws of
physics.
Stitching of sound cord would be even better.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: My new walking boots |
22 May 2007 11:53:55 PM |
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On Tue, 22 May 2007 20:57:51 -0400, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <sb47535hr9asi3f6mqibkbiosq84a3dvta@4ax.com>
On 22 May 2007 04:40:40 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist
minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
I bought a lovely pair of "Colorado" walking boots the other day in TK-
Maxx 75% off RRP. "Wonderful" I thought, "What an amazing bargain".
They are incredibly comfortable and I felt like I could walk forever
in them without getting blisters or tired feet.
The second time I went out in them, one of the soles fell off, and I
had to limp home with one leg suddenly 1" shorter than the other one.
Upon examination, I discovered that there had been nothing holding the
sole on but apparently faith, belief and prayer - not a sign of any
real, tangible adhesive.
***** that for a game of soldiers. Clearly, faith, belief and prayer
are *****-poor substitutes for things that work using the laws of
physics.
Stitching of sound cord would be even better.
There is a lot of sound cord at rock concerts.
--
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: My new walking boots |
23 May 2007 12:40:52 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
bloodied us up with this:
On Tue, 22 May 2007 20:57:51 -0400, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <sb47535hr9asi3f6mqibkbiosq84a3dvta@4ax.com>
On 22 May 2007 04:40:40 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist
minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
I bought a lovely pair of "Colorado" walking boots the other day in
TK- Maxx 75% off RRP. "Wonderful" I thought, "What an amazing
bargain". They are incredibly comfortable and I felt like I could
walk forever in them without getting blisters or tired feet.
The second time I went out in them, one of the soles fell off, and I
had to limp home with one leg suddenly 1" shorter than the other one.
Upon examination, I discovered that there had been nothing holding
the sole on but apparently faith, belief and prayer - not a sign of
any real, tangible adhesive.
***** that for a game of soldiers. Clearly, faith, belief and prayer
are *****-poor substitutes for things that work using the laws of
physics.
Stitching of sound cord would be even better.
There is a lot of sound cord at rock concerts.
And at stores where they sell sound cord.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: My new walking boots |
23 May 2007 06:42:26 AM |
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On 23 May 2007 05:40:52 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote:
- Refer: <Xns9938E6CC58402vicman@66.250.146.128>
One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
bloodied us up with this:
On Tue, 22 May 2007 20:57:51 -0400, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
- Refer: <sb47535hr9asi3f6mqibkbiosq84a3dvta@4ax.com>
On 22 May 2007 04:40:40 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist
minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
I bought a lovely pair of "Colorado" walking boots the other day in
TK- Maxx 75% off RRP. "Wonderful" I thought, "What an amazing
bargain". They are incredibly comfortable and I felt like I could
walk forever in them without getting blisters or tired feet.
The second time I went out in them, one of the soles fell off, and I
had to limp home with one leg suddenly 1" shorter than the other one.
Upon examination, I discovered that there had been nothing holding
the sole on but apparently faith, belief and prayer - not a sign of
any real, tangible adhesive.
***** that for a game of soldiers. Clearly, faith, belief and prayer
are *****-poor substitutes for things that work using the laws of
physics.
Stitching of sound cord would be even better.
There is a lot of sound cord at rock concerts.
And at stores where they sell sound cord.
We're all out of it.
The delivery van broke down.
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| User: "duke" |
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| Title: Re: My new walking boots |
22 May 2007 05:34:44 PM |
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On 22 May 2007 04:40:40 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister"
<user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
I bought a lovely pair of "Colorado" walking boots the other day in TK-
Maxx 75% off RRP. "Wonderful" I thought, "What an amazing bargain".
They are incredibly comfortable and I felt like I could walk forever
in them without getting blisters or tired feet.
The second time I went out in them, one of the soles fell off, and I
had to limp home with one leg suddenly 1" shorter than the other one.
Upon examination, I discovered that there had been nothing holding the
sole on but apparently faith, belief and prayer - not a sign of any
real, tangible adhesive.
***** that for a game of soldiers. Clearly, faith, belief and prayer
are *****-poor substitutes for things that work using the laws of
physics.
Faith, belief and prayer are great with God. For a pair of cheap
boots.................well!!!
duke, American-American
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: My new walking boots |
23 May 2007 12:38:55 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, duke <duckgumbo32@cox.net> bloodied us up
with this:
On 22 May 2007 04:40:40 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist
minister" <user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
I bought a lovely pair of "Colorado" walking boots the other day in
TK- Maxx 75% off RRP. "Wonderful" I thought, "What an amazing
bargain". They are incredibly comfortable and I felt like I could walk
forever in them without getting blisters or tired feet.
The second time I went out in them, one of the soles fell off, and I
had to limp home with one leg suddenly 1" shorter than the other one.
Upon examination, I discovered that there had been nothing holding the
sole on but apparently faith, belief and prayer - not a sign of any
real, tangible adhesive.
***** that for a game of soldiers. Clearly, faith, belief and prayer
are *****-poor substitutes for things that work using the laws of
physics.
Faith, belief and prayer are great with God. For a pair of cheap
boots.................well!!!
He prefers sandals, eh? Not such a good protection against the elements
for one of the most sensitive parts of the human body, are they?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack. Plonked by Fester.
Member Duke Spanking Club.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: My new walking boots |
22 May 2007 06:54:36 AM |
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On 22 May 2007 04:40:40 -0700, Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist
minister wrote in message
<1179831934.266049.315310@u36g2000prd.googlegroups.com>:
I bought a lovely pair of "Colorado" walking boots the other day in TK-
Maxx 75% off RRP. "Wonderful" I thought, "What an amazing bargain".
They are incredibly comfortable and I felt like I could walk forever
in them without getting blisters or tired feet.
The second time I went out in them, one of the soles fell off, and I
had to limp home with one leg suddenly 1" shorter than the other one.
Upon examination, I discovered that there had been nothing holding the
sole on but apparently faith, belief and prayer - not a sign of any
real, tangible adhesive.
***** that for a game of soldiers. Clearly, faith, belief and prayer
are *****-poor substitutes for things that work using the laws of
physics.
I think in this case laws relating to merchantable quality would be of
more use!
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"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you".
attrib: Pauline Réage.
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www.eac-nudis.com = Evil Atheist Conspiracy NNTP / Usenet Distributed Intelligence System...
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: My new walking boots |
22 May 2007 05:20:08 PM |
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On Tue, 22 May 2007 12:54:36 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
- Refer: <pem553tltcoc96tar68f5sov1vcrpug01p@4ax.com>
On 22 May 2007 04:40:40 -0700, Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist
minister wrote in message
<1179831934.266049.315310@u36g2000prd.googlegroups.com>:
I bought a lovely pair of "Colorado" walking boots the other day in TK-
Maxx 75% off RRP. "Wonderful" I thought, "What an amazing bargain".
They are incredibly comfortable and I felt like I could walk forever
in them without getting blisters or tired feet.
The second time I went out in them, one of the soles fell off, and I
had to limp home with one leg suddenly 1" shorter than the other one.
Upon examination, I discovered that there had been nothing holding the
sole on but apparently faith, belief and prayer - not a sign of any
real, tangible adhesive.
***** that for a game of soldiers. Clearly, faith, belief and prayer
are *****-poor substitutes for things that work using the laws of
physics.
I think in this case laws relating to merchantable quality would be of
more use!
He hasn't got a prayer...
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