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"Mel" |
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28 Jan 2004 10:21:37 PM |
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MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant |
Do fuckwits still open email attachments? Do they? With no anti-virus
program? Do they open a ZIP file which contains test.pif and actually open
that *****?
i got several copies already. it got binned. unopened. obviously.
the real problem here is not the fucking virus. it's the fuckheads who still
open attachments which contain executables.
those people are the real fucking problem. get them off the Internet and the
problem goes away.
shoot them. annihilate. eradicate. nuke. kill. kill. kill.
for *****'s sakes.
it's the only way to be sure.
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http://www.wired.com/news/infostructure/0,1377,62082,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_1
MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant
By Michelle Delio | Also by this reporter Page 1 of 1
12:16 PM Jan. 28, 2004 PT
A new, nastier variant of the MyDoom worm has been released and is beginning
to spread across the Internet, according to antivirus experts.
Computers infected with MyDoom.B will launch a 12-day denial-of-service
attack on Microsoft.com beginning Feb. 1. They will also launch a separate
attack on the SCO Group's website on the same date, just as the original
version of the worm is coded to do.
MyDoom.B also alters system files in order to block infected computers from
accessing a list of 65 websites, most of them belonging to antivirus
vendors, in an apparent attempt to stymie users attempting to download
antivirus application updates or information.
The worm's predecessor swept through inboxes earlier this week and was
quickly dubbed the most virulent e-mail worm of all time by e-mail-filtering
company MessageLabs.
Antivirus experts said they believe computers that are infected with
MyDoom.A are probably being used to send out e-mails containing copies of
the new variant. Infected computers have a backdoor in their systems that
allows malicious hackers to remotely access and control infected machines.
"These infected computers may have received a command to send out copies of
MyDoom.B. Therefore, the computer community may be facing a much more
serious outbreak than the one caused by MyDoom.A on Tuesday," said Denis
Zenkin, head of corporate communications for Kaspersky Labs, a Moscow-based
antivirus firm.
The new version of MyDoom's programming code also contains a text string
that is presumably a message from the virus' creator: "sync-1.01; andy; I'm
just doing my job, nothing personal, sorry."
A two-pronged denial-of-service attack on both Microsoft and SCO could
affect more than just the two companies. According to Internet-monitoring
firm Keynote, overall Internet performance speed had dipped to 8 percent to
10 percent slower than normal on Tuesday, when MyDoom.A was at its peak.
Keynote's analysis stated that the slowdown was not a significant change and
would not be detectable by the everyday user. The slowdown may have been
caused by slight traffic increases due to the worm's propagation through
e-mail, downloads of updated virus-detection files for corporate and home
users, and other related Internet traffic.
But when MyDoom, versions A and B, commences its expected 12-day
denial-of-service attacks against Microsoft and SCO on Super Bowl Sunday,
there could be a noticeable impact on overall Internet performance, Keynote
analysts warned. Besides hoping that the majority of infected users purge
their machine of MyDoom, there is little that either Microsoft or SCO can do
to avoid the attacks, which are intended to overwhelm their servers.
Starting Feb. 1, if all goes as the virus writer planned, connection
requests to the front page of both companies' websites will come roughly
every second from each of the estimated thousands of machines that are now
infected.
Antivirus companies Sophos and F-Secure have released free tools to purge
MyDoom.A from infected computers. Tools to clean MyDoom.B from machines will
be released shortly.
MyDoom affects only computers running the Windows operating system. It
arrives as an e-mail attachment with one of seven subject lines, including
"Test," "Hi" or "Mail Transaction Failed." Users who click on the attachment
activate the worm.
When executed, the virus first opens up Windows' Notepad and fills it with
garbage data. The virus then scours the computer for e-mail addresses, and
e-mails itself to a random selection of those addresses.
The virus then looks for the file-sharing application Kazaa on the infected
hard drive. If that application is found, MyDoom will copy itself to the
folder in which Kazaa users store files that they want to share. The virus
disguises itself as various programs that would allow users to activate or
hack various applications, including Microsoft Office.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
31 Jan 2004 10:18:56 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jeZSb.37854$Wa.26021@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101oma4iltp7l4e@corp.supernews.com...
thanks.
how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about
posting
off-topic
atj is never _on_ topic.
Damn, now I got to 'poligize to that cute little bint.
me??
I claim ignorance of youth.
(bet I hook a few with that)
maybe. how old are you?
she says interestedly... <nudge nudge wink wink>
I already have my younger man, as you well know. otherwise I
definitely
would shag mos, next time I was in the northern hemisphere...
[young and brilliant seeks same]
Well, my pulse rate just went up to about 140.
is that the only thing?
I could tell you all the blood rushed to another part
of my body and when it filled up, no blood got to
my brain and I passed out, but I don't want the
adult men reading this to get jealous, so I won't.
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01 Feb 2004 12:11:07 AM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101ovm2d10h3g70@corp.supernews.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:jeZSb.37854$Wa.26021@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101oma4iltp7l4e@corp.supernews.com...
thanks.
how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about
posting
off-topic
atj is never _on_ topic.
Damn, now I got to 'poligize to that cute little bint.
me??
I claim ignorance of youth.
(bet I hook a few with that)
maybe. how old are you?
she says interestedly... <nudge nudge wink wink>
I already have my younger man, as you well know. otherwise I
definitely
would shag mos, next time I was in the northern hemisphere...
[young and brilliant seeks same]
Well, my pulse rate just went up to about 140.
is that the only thing?
I could tell you all the blood rushed to another part
of my body and when it filled up, no blood got to
my brain and I passed out, but I don't want the
adult men reading this to get jealous, so I won't.
cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
good job, though I'd have to see it to believe it
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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01 Feb 2004 08:19:56 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:%L0Tb.38144$Wa.31154@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
I already have my younger man, as you well know. otherwise I
definitely
would shag mos, next time I was in the northern hemisphere...
[young and brilliant seeks same]
Well, my pulse rate just went up to about 140.
is that the only thing?
I could tell you all the blood rushed to another part
of my body and when it filled up, no blood got to
my brain and I passed out, but I don't want the
adult men reading this to get jealous, so I won't.
cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
good job, though I'd have to see it to believe it
I live at 1428 Elm Street. Drop by any time.
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| User: "Mel" |
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01 Feb 2004 02:19:47 AM |
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On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 06:11:07 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<%L0Tb.38144$Wa.31154@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
I could tell you all the blood rushed to another part
of my body and when it filled up, no blood got to
my brain and I passed out, but I don't want the
adult men reading this to get jealous, so I won't.
cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
actually Jules is head of ATJ's sarcasm dept.
i'm more here to make people feel supported and loved.
have you ever considered employing me to be your interactive bra? it's a new
fad. someone posted a URL about it recently. fascinating idea.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
01 Feb 2004 04:32:29 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:rt8p1057m4qn3n2ogmbkfb7def9quumdtl@4ax.com...
On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 06:11:07 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<%L0Tb.38144$Wa.31154@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
I could tell you all the blood rushed to another part
of my body and when it filled up, no blood got to
my brain and I passed out, but I don't want the
adult men reading this to get jealous, so I won't.
cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
actually Jules is head of ATJ's sarcasm dept.
i'm more here to make people feel supported and loved.
you're awesome at it
have you ever considered employing me to be your interactive bra? it's a
new
fad. someone posted a URL about it recently. fascinating idea.
I knew I'd regret sending you a pic
damn this hotness!! damn it to hell!! or something like it that exists....
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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01 Feb 2004 08:21:19 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1B4Tb.38473$Wa.21089@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
actually Jules is head of ATJ's sarcasm dept.
i'm more here to make people feel supported and loved.
you're awesome at it
have you ever considered employing me to be your interactive bra? it's a
new
fad. someone posted a URL about it recently. fascinating idea.
I knew I'd regret sending you a pic
Since you've been sending out pics, send me one.
Clothing not required....
damn this hotness!! damn it to hell!! or something like it that exists....
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
01 Feb 2004 07:41:46 PM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101q2v5ol5v8s95@corp.supernews.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1B4Tb.38473$Wa.21089@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
actually Jules is head of ATJ's sarcasm dept.
i'm more here to make people feel supported and loved.
you're awesome at it
have you ever considered employing me to be your interactive bra? it's
a
new
fad. someone posted a URL about it recently. fascinating idea.
I knew I'd regret sending you a pic
Since you've been sending out pics, send me one.
Clothing not required....
maybe one day. I'm on your list now, btw
damn this hotness!! damn it to hell!! or something like it that
exists....
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
01 Feb 2004 10:48:30 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:uVhTb.39097$Wa.30786@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
:
: "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: news:101q2v5ol5v8s95@corp.supernews.com...
: >
: > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > news:1B4Tb.38473$Wa.21089@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: >
: > > > >cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
: > > >
: > > > actually Jules is head of ATJ's sarcasm dept.
: > > >
: > > > i'm more here to make people feel supported and loved.
: > >
: > > you're awesome at it
: > >
: > > >
: > > > have you ever considered employing me to be your interactive bra?
it's
: a
: > > new
: > > > fad. someone posted a URL about it recently. fascinating idea.
: > >
: > > I knew I'd regret sending you a pic
: >
: > Since you've been sending out pics, send me one.
: > Clothing not required....
:
: maybe one day. I'm on your list now, btw
:
Oh goodie....... another fucktard floating in the ATJ toilet bowl
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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01 Feb 2004 09:15:37 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:uVhTb.39097$Wa.30786@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101q2v5ol5v8s95@corp.supernews.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1B4Tb.38473$Wa.21089@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
actually Jules is head of ATJ's sarcasm dept.
i'm more here to make people feel supported and loved.
you're awesome at it
have you ever considered employing me to be your interactive bra?
it's
a
new
fad. someone posted a URL about it recently. fascinating idea.
I knew I'd regret sending you a pic
Since you've been sending out pics, send me one.
Clothing not required....
maybe one day. I'm on your list now, btw
Ding, ding, ding. Message alert. Got Email
before reading this. Always room for one more
babe in my whirlpool tub. Care for a beer?
Or would you prefer wine?
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
02 Feb 2004 01:07:41 AM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101rgb36ttu6e57@corp.supernews.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:uVhTb.39097$Wa.30786@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101q2v5ol5v8s95@corp.supernews.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1B4Tb.38473$Wa.21089@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
actually Jules is head of ATJ's sarcasm dept.
i'm more here to make people feel supported and loved.
you're awesome at it
have you ever considered employing me to be your interactive bra?
it's
a
new
fad. someone posted a URL about it recently. fascinating idea.
I knew I'd regret sending you a pic
Since you've been sending out pics, send me one.
Clothing not required....
maybe one day. I'm on your list now, btw
Ding, ding, ding. Message alert. Got Email
before reading this. Always room for one more
babe in my whirlpool tub. Care for a beer?
Or would you prefer wine?
I don't drink. can we get to the sex? I have an excellent rack and arse that
are sitting here going to waste...
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
02 Feb 2004 01:24:16 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1HmTb.39379$Wa.16470@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
:
: "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: news:101rgb36ttu6e57@corp.supernews.com...
: >
: > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > news:uVhTb.39097$Wa.30786@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > >
: > > "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: > > news:101q2v5ol5v8s95@corp.supernews.com...
: > > >
: > > > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
: > > > news:1B4Tb.38473$Wa.21089@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > > >
: > > > > > >cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
: > > > > >
: > > > > > actually Jules is head of ATJ's sarcasm dept.
: > > > > >
: > > > > > i'm more here to make people feel supported and loved.
: > > > >
: > > > > you're awesome at it
: > > > >
: > > > > >
: > > > > > have you ever considered employing me to be your interactive
bra?
: > it's
: > > a
: > > > > new
: > > > > > fad. someone posted a URL about it recently. fascinating idea.
: > > > >
: > > > > I knew I'd regret sending you a pic
: > > >
: > > > Since you've been sending out pics, send me one.
: > > > Clothing not required....
: > >
: > > maybe one day. I'm on your list now, btw
: >
: > Ding, ding, ding. Message alert. Got Email
: > before reading this. Always room for one more
: > babe in my whirlpool tub. Care for a beer?
: > Or would you prefer wine?
:
: I don't drink. can we get to the sex? I have an excellent rack and arse
that
: are sitting here going to waste...
There we go...... overcompensating for yer shortcomings again
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| User: "Mel" |
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02 Feb 2004 03:55:21 AM |
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On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 07:07:41 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<1HmTb.39379$Wa.16470@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
Ding, ding, ding. Message alert. Got Email
before reading this. Always room for one more
babe in my whirlpool tub. Care for a beer?
Or would you prefer wine?
I don't drink. can we get to the sex? I have an excellent rack and arse that
are sitting here going to waste...
well since you put it that way, i'm sure we can accomodate you, let's see...
right now?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
02 Feb 2004 06:48:02 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:nq3s101eaip6cnnqjbt7juq6bippnir61o@4ax.com...
On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 07:07:41 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<1HmTb.39379$Wa.16470@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
Ding, ding, ding. Message alert. Got Email
before reading this. Always room for one more
babe in my whirlpool tub. Care for a beer?
Or would you prefer wine?
I don't drink. can we get to the sex? I have an excellent rack and arse
that
are sitting here going to waste...
well since you put it that way, i'm sure we can accomodate you, let's
see...
right now?
too late. I hooked up with another of mos' girls in the tub. rub a dub dub!!
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
02 Feb 2004 06:59:17 AM |
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On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 12:48:02 GMT in alt.atheism, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> ("the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:nq3s101eaip6cnnqjbt7juq6bippnir61o@4ax.com...
On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 07:07:41 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<1HmTb.39379$Wa.16470@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
Ding, ding, ding. Message alert. Got Email
before reading this. Always room for one more
babe in my whirlpool tub. Care for a beer?
Or would you prefer wine?
I don't drink. can we get to the sex? I have an excellent rack and arse
that
are sitting here going to waste...
well since you put it that way, i'm sure we can accomodate you, let's
see...
right now?
too late. I hooked up with another of mos' girls in the tub. rub a dub dub!!
Two nuns in the bath. One says "Where's the soap". The other says "Yes
doesn't it?".
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"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
02 Feb 2004 06:53:01 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:6GrTb.39834$Wa.30360@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:nq3s101eaip6cnnqjbt7juq6bippnir61o@4ax.com...
On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 07:07:41 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<1HmTb.39379$Wa.16470@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
Ding, ding, ding. Message alert. Got Email
before reading this. Always room for one more
babe in my whirlpool tub. Care for a beer?
Or would you prefer wine?
I don't drink. can we get to the sex? I have an excellent rack and arse
that
are sitting here going to waste...
well since you put it that way, i'm sure we can accomodate you, let's
see...
right now?
too late. I hooked up with another of mos' girls in the tub. rub a dub
dub!!
Must be Lynn. She likes that......and returns the favour.
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
02 Feb 2004 04:55:55 PM |
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On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 12:48:02 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<6GrTb.39834$Wa.30360@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 07:07:41 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
Ding, ding, ding. Message alert. Got Email
before reading this. Always room for one more
babe in my whirlpool tub. Care for a beer?
Or would you prefer wine?
I don't drink. can we get to the sex? I have an excellent rack and arse
that are sitting here going to waste...
well since you put it that way, i'm sure we can accomodate you, let's
see... right now?
too late. I hooked up with another of mos' girls in the tub. rub a dub dub!!
my "modem" is coming back online now. what speed do we handshake at?
tuuuurbo man...
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "Alan" |
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
02 Feb 2004 07:40:47 AM |
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On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 07:07:41 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
I don't drink. can we get to the sex? I have an excellent rack and arse that
are sitting here going to waste...
I don't find that scary.
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: underage boys in bed with cutest (truth or dare) |
02 Feb 2004 09:48:42 PM |
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"Alan" <bogfern1@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1pks10pb6tctp5ldfb4e9nrdaa2u5mkos3@4ax.com...
On Mon, 02 Feb 2004 07:07:41 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
I don't drink. can we get to the sex? I have an excellent rack and arse
that
are sitting here going to waste...
I don't find that scary.
I'll take a note of that
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| User: "Alice Cooper" |
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| Title: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
01 Feb 2004 03:51:11 PM |
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On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 10:32:29 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<1B4Tb.38473$Wa.21089@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 06:11:07 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
I could tell you all the blood rushed to another part
of my body and when it filled up, no blood got to
my brain and I passed out, but I don't want the
adult men reading this to get jealous, so I won't.
cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
actually Jules is head of ATJ's sarcasm dept.
i'm more here to make people feel supported and loved.
you're awesome at it
i help a lot of people.
have you ever considered employing me to be your interactive bra? it's a
new fad. someone posted a URL about it recently. fascinating idea.
I knew I'd regret sending you a pic
if you want to truly experience regret, ask me to send you a pic of myself.
damn this hotness!! damn it to hell!! or something like it that exists....
yer fantasising about drolly again, aren'tcha?
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
01 Feb 2004 04:00:43 PM |
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"Alice Cooper" <alice@mickeysplace.com> wrote in message
news:1qpq10t4nbd3rsg7bs15vqk6jacbh4qt8t@4ax.com...
: On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 10:32:29 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: <1B4Tb.38473$Wa.21089@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >>On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 06:11:07 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: >>>"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: >>>>I could tell you all the blood rushed to another part
: >>>>of my body and when it filled up, no blood got to
: >>>>my brain and I passed out, but I don't want the
: >>>>adult men reading this to get jealous, so I won't.
: >>>cue mel, with (what he thinks is) a biting comment
: >>actually Jules is head of ATJ's sarcasm dept.
: >>i'm more here to make people feel supported and loved.
: >you're awesome at it
:
: i help a lot of people.
:
: >>have you ever considered employing me to be your interactive bra? it's a
: >>new fad. someone posted a URL about it recently. fascinating idea.
: >I knew I'd regret sending you a pic
:
: if you want to truly experience regret, ask me to send you a pic of
myself.
:
: >damn this hotness!! damn it to hell!! or something like it that
exists....
:
: yer fantasising about drolly again, aren'tcha?
How could she... not
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| User: "Mark Richardson" |
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| Title: Re: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
01 Feb 2004 05:15:40 PM |
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I like the subject line.
funny.
Mark.
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Mark Richardson mDOTrichardsonATutasDOTeduDOTau
Member of S.M.A.S.H.
(Sarcastic Middle aged Atheists with a Sense of Humour)
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
01 Feb 2004 06:27:53 PM |
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"Mark Richardson" <mark.richardson@die.spammers.die> wrote in message
news:d92r101kf55i9ihj8d7vld5ook0un5bic1@4ax.com...
I like the subject line.
funny.
Mark.
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Mark Richardson mDOTrichardsonATutasDOTeduDOTau
Member of S.M.A.S.H.
(Sarcastic Middle aged Atheists with a Sense of Humour)
Now that is a cool logo.
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
02 Feb 2004 03:55:36 AM |
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On Sun, 01 Feb 2004 23:15:40 GMT, Mark Richardson
<mark.richardson@die.spammers.die> wrote in message
<d92r101kf55i9ihj8d7vld5ook0un5bic1@4ax.com>:
I like the subject line.
funny.
Mark of the Beast.
Good for you.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "Fly" |
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| Title: Re: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
02 Feb 2004 11:12:50 AM |
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( FLY )
AS the Catholics Say - " Once your baptised , your there's for Life."
But If you become an Atheist ( and excomunicated ).
That should sove it
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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| Title: Re: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
03 Feb 2004 11:23:23 PM |
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On 2 Feb 2004 09:12:50 -0800, (Fly) wrote in
alt.tasteless.jokes:
( FLY )
AS the Catholics Say - " Once your baptised , your there's for Life."
But If you become an Atheist ( and excomunicated ).
That should sove it
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I think someone excommunicated your spell checker.
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V.G.
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is easier to harrass
rich women than it is motorcycle gangs." - Bumper Sticker
(This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
04 Feb 2004 09:52:19 AM |
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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
news:ud0120l8ifufv9t1j3bo4jgfr7hjklvden@4ax.com...
On 2 Feb 2004 09:12:50 -0800, (Fly) wrote in
alt.tasteless.jokes:
( FLY )
AS the Catholics Say - " Once your baptised , your there's for Life."
But If you become an Atheist ( and excomunicated ).
That should sove it
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I think someone excommunicated your *spell checker.
Didn't you mean *brain?
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V.G.
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is
easier to harrass
rich women than it is motorcycle gangs." - Bumper Sticker
(This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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| User: "Mr. Peterborough" |
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| Title: Re: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
08 Feb 2004 06:43:41 AM |
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Jesus will NEVER abandon one of his elect.
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| User: "MosZibby Naked@YourHouse" |
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| Title: Re: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
08 Feb 2004 08:53:58 AM |
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"Mr. Peterborough" <highlegalguy@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:a5676bf8.0402080443.5be99ed2@posting.google.com...
Jesus will NEVER abandon one of his elect.
Nice to see that some people never give up,
no matter what.
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| User: "Douglas D. Anderson" |
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| Title: Re: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
08 Feb 2004 09:31:29 AM |
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"MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message news:102cjhf2ep400f3@corp.supernews.com...
"Mr. Peterborough" <highlegalguy@yahoo.ca> wrote
Jesus will NEVER abandon one of his elect.
Nice to see that some people never give up,
no matter what.
There is always "the second death", in which the soul is destroyed, the
ego or self identity is lost and the spiritual essence is reassimilated into
the godhead. Backsliding is also possible, because we never cease to
have free will; even Satan, once the most enlightened of God's creations
in heaven, fell from grace out of desire greed and envy. When Christ
discussed his coming death , and giving his 'final instructions', Peter had
a moment of base fear, and desire that Jesus should avert that, and Jesus
slam-dunked Peter by calling him Satan, and proclaiming that his thoughts
were those of 'man', i.e., the unenlightened condition of primordial man,
and not the thoughts of god, which Peter did not yet experience clearly,
yet which Christ held before him to believe in faith. Later he told Peter
that his faith would slide so far that he would deny him three times, which
Peter protested, and immediately proceeded to do so.
"And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not,
shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the
sand:
And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and
beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it." Mathew 5:26-27
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| User: "Barry OGrady" |
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| Title: Re: I regret asking Jesus into my life. Now he won't leave. Is it possible to exorcise Christ? |
11 Feb 2004 07:59:32 AM |
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On Sun, 08 Feb 2004 15:31:29 GMT, "Douglas D. Anderson" <dda@rr.rochester.com> wrote:
"MosZibby" <Naked@YourHouse> wrote in message news:102cjhf2ep400f3@corp.supernews.com...
"Mr. Peterborough" <highlegalguy@yahoo.ca> wrote
Jesus will NEVER abandon one of his elect.
Nice to see that some people never give up,
no matter what.
I call it proof of life after brain death.
There is always "the second death", in which the soul is destroyed, the
ego or self identity is lost and the spiritual essence is reassimilated into
the godhead. Backsliding is also possible, because we never cease to
have free will; even Satan, once the most enlightened of God's creations
in heaven, fell from grace out of desire greed and envy. When Christ
discussed his coming death , and giving his 'final instructions', Peter had
a moment of base fear, and desire that Jesus should avert that, and Jesus
slam-dunked Peter by calling him Satan, and proclaiming that his thoughts
were those of 'man', i.e., the unenlightened condition of primordial man,
and not the thoughts of god, which Peter did not yet experience clearly,
yet which Christ held before him to believe in faith. Later he told Peter
that his faith would slide so far that he would deny him three times, which
Peter protested, and immediately proceeded to do so.
"And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not,
shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the
sand:
And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and
beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it." Mathew 5:26-27
-Barry
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Web page: http://members.optusnet.com.au/~barry.og
Atheist, radio scanner, LIPD information.
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