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"Mel" |
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28 Jan 2004 10:21:37 PM |
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MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant |
Do fuckwits still open email attachments? Do they? With no anti-virus
program? Do they open a ZIP file which contains test.pif and actually open
that *****?
i got several copies already. it got binned. unopened. obviously.
the real problem here is not the fucking virus. it's the fuckheads who still
open attachments which contain executables.
those people are the real fucking problem. get them off the Internet and the
problem goes away.
shoot them. annihilate. eradicate. nuke. kill. kill. kill.
for *****'s sakes.
it's the only way to be sure.
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http://www.wired.com/news/infostructure/0,1377,62082,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_1
MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant
By Michelle Delio | Also by this reporter Page 1 of 1
12:16 PM Jan. 28, 2004 PT
A new, nastier variant of the MyDoom worm has been released and is beginning
to spread across the Internet, according to antivirus experts.
Computers infected with MyDoom.B will launch a 12-day denial-of-service
attack on Microsoft.com beginning Feb. 1. They will also launch a separate
attack on the SCO Group's website on the same date, just as the original
version of the worm is coded to do.
MyDoom.B also alters system files in order to block infected computers from
accessing a list of 65 websites, most of them belonging to antivirus
vendors, in an apparent attempt to stymie users attempting to download
antivirus application updates or information.
The worm's predecessor swept through inboxes earlier this week and was
quickly dubbed the most virulent e-mail worm of all time by e-mail-filtering
company MessageLabs.
Antivirus experts said they believe computers that are infected with
MyDoom.A are probably being used to send out e-mails containing copies of
the new variant. Infected computers have a backdoor in their systems that
allows malicious hackers to remotely access and control infected machines.
"These infected computers may have received a command to send out copies of
MyDoom.B. Therefore, the computer community may be facing a much more
serious outbreak than the one caused by MyDoom.A on Tuesday," said Denis
Zenkin, head of corporate communications for Kaspersky Labs, a Moscow-based
antivirus firm.
The new version of MyDoom's programming code also contains a text string
that is presumably a message from the virus' creator: "sync-1.01; andy; I'm
just doing my job, nothing personal, sorry."
A two-pronged denial-of-service attack on both Microsoft and SCO could
affect more than just the two companies. According to Internet-monitoring
firm Keynote, overall Internet performance speed had dipped to 8 percent to
10 percent slower than normal on Tuesday, when MyDoom.A was at its peak.
Keynote's analysis stated that the slowdown was not a significant change and
would not be detectable by the everyday user. The slowdown may have been
caused by slight traffic increases due to the worm's propagation through
e-mail, downloads of updated virus-detection files for corporate and home
users, and other related Internet traffic.
But when MyDoom, versions A and B, commences its expected 12-day
denial-of-service attacks against Microsoft and SCO on Super Bowl Sunday,
there could be a noticeable impact on overall Internet performance, Keynote
analysts warned. Besides hoping that the majority of infected users purge
their machine of MyDoom, there is little that either Microsoft or SCO can do
to avoid the attacks, which are intended to overwhelm their servers.
Starting Feb. 1, if all goes as the virus writer planned, connection
requests to the front page of both companies' websites will come roughly
every second from each of the estimated thousands of machines that are now
infected.
Antivirus companies Sophos and F-Secure have released free tools to purge
MyDoom.A from infected computers. Tools to clean MyDoom.B from machines will
be released shortly.
MyDoom affects only computers running the Windows operating system. It
arrives as an e-mail attachment with one of seven subject lines, including
"Test," "Hi" or "Mail Transaction Failed." Users who click on the attachment
activate the worm.
When executed, the virus first opens up Windows' Notepad and fills it with
garbage data. The virus then scours the computer for e-mail addresses, and
e-mails itself to a random selection of those addresses.
The virus then looks for the file-sharing application Kazaa on the infected
hard drive. If that application is found, MyDoom will copy itself to the
folder in which Kazaa users store files that they want to share. The virus
disguises itself as various programs that would allow users to activate or
hack various applications, including Microsoft Office.
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Mel the Defiler
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| Title: Re: I confess. I did it. I created MyDoom |
31 Jan 2004 07:12:25 PM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 14:42:25 -0700, "\"USENET Central Administration\""
<USENETAdmin@GlobalServices.com> wrote in message
<bjVSb.128$oX3.50071@news.uswest.net>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:2vmn10t0n7dhm76679qat8oidm31o35hfa@4ax.com...
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 04:57:43 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<bBGSb.36858$Wa.18393@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
"Jojo" <joejoe@an-address.org> wrote in message
On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 20:06:00 -0800, Igtheist wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
Do fuckwits still open email attachments? Do they? With no
anti-virus
program? Do they open a ZIP file which contains test.pif and
actually
open that *****?
i got several copies already. it got binned. unopened. obviously.
the real problem here is not the fucking virus. it's the fuckheads
who
still open attachments which contain executables.
Did you know that Microsoft Exchange and Outlook when first installed
are configured to automatically open attachments? I believe they
also
have preview turned on. Thus they are preconfigured to not only
open
incoming email but execute the attachments. The "fuckwit"
responsible
for that is a billionare not the poor slobs that purchased his crap.
Outlook does not open email attachments automatically. You have to run
them. This means that the same morons running attachments in outlook
would run them in evolution or kmail. The only time you can blame old
billyboy is when there is a coding problem. If you do, then you also
have
to lump equal blame on the people who put buffer overflows in evolution
and kmail (and sendmail, squid, apache, ssh, etc). Those happen just
as
often if not more. (I use Linux exclusively so no lecures, ok?)
But this is rather off topic, so: atheists open attachments too.
someone should say god made the virus to punish the unfaithful and then I
can rip into them about how very wrong they are and use some of my
nastier
ad hominems that I made up this morning. that's on-topic and very very
sporting
ok. I made the viruses to punish you.
me. I. I did it. I created MyDoom.
IT WAS ME OVER HERE!!! HERE IN THE CORNER, LOSING MY RELIGION!!!
now pay me $500 000.
You'll be pleased to know, then, that you have been added to the
USENET Global Killfile, a list of objectionable users whose
articles will automatically be blocked by subscribing sites. At
the present, the list of sites which comply with the USENET Global
Killfile is approximately 82%.
Your messages will continue to be transmitted from site to site
so that the non-GK using sites will still see them, but users on
participating sites will not be troubled with your messages
popping up in their newsgroups.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
tell me more. I want to know.
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Mel the Defiler
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| Title: Re: I confess. I did it. I created MyDoom |
31 Jan 2004 04:27:50 PM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004, "USENET Central Administration" wrote:
You'll be pleased to know, then, that you have been added to the
USENET Global Killfile, a list of objectionable users whose
<snip>
http://www.intersurf.com/~aevinc/aev2trol.htm
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| User: "Greg Evans" |
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| Title: Re: MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant |
31 Jan 2004 09:12:04 AM |
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Jojo wrote:
... atheists open attachments too.
And they don't even have the satisfaction of moaning "Oh, God!!" when they
realize what they've done.
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| User: "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" |
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| Title: Re: MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant |
31 Jan 2004 04:40:09 PM |
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"Greg Evans" <gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
news:<101nhf8gv24fp8e@corp.supernews.com> the following:
Jojo wrote:
... atheists open attachments too.
And they don't even have the satisfaction of moaning "Oh, God!!"
when they realize what they've done.
Mmmfff!
Milt
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| User: "Heiddel" |
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| Title: Re: MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant |
28 Jan 2004 11:58:51 PM |
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Do fuckwits still open email attachments?
Do they? With no anti-virus program? ...
I don't get it! Can someone please explain
this one to me? It honestly didn't seem to me
to have a punch line.
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| User: "Jules" |
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29 Jan 2004 01:09:39 AM |
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Heiddel wrote:
Do fuckwits still open email attachments?
Do they? With no anti-virus program? ...
I don't get it! Can someone please explain
this one to me? It honestly didn't seem to me
to have a punch line.
The joke is ... karma.
Our resident virus spreader is now on the receiving end.
I personally thought it was the funniest thing I've read all day.
Jule§
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| User: "Mel" |
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29 Jan 2004 08:42:28 AM |
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On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 17:39:39 +1030, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in
message <4018B1B3.67B284ED@optusnet.com.au>:
Heiddel wrote:
Do fuckwits still open email attachments?
Do they? With no anti-virus program? ...
I don't get it! Can someone please explain
this one to me? It honestly didn't seem to me
to have a punch line.
The joke is ... karma.
there is no such thing as karma. it doesn't exist. except in the minds of
the religious.
Our resident virus spreader
we don't have an rvs.
is now on the receiving end.
as are you, cow. MessageLabs says that 1 in 12 emails is MyDoom. the
previous record was 1 in 17.
I personally thought it was the funniest thing I've read all day.
Jule§
hope you got your AV up to date. i use AVG from www.grisoft.com. it's free.
i spoke to one of my customers today. to quote him "some bozo opened the
attachment".
people who get infected by opening attachments are bozos.
we wouldn't have most of the virus problems we do have, if these bozos were
isolated from technology they don't seem to know the first fucking thing
about.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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29 Jan 2004 05:46:16 PM |
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Mel wrote:
we don't have an rvs.
It's not like you to be so modest.
is now on the receiving end.
as are you, cow. MessageLabs says that 1 in 12 emails is MyDoom. the
previous record was 1 in 17.
You opened one of the attachments, didn't you, Bozo???
I personally thought it was the funniest thing I've read all day.
Jule§
hope you got your AV up to date.
Well, duh!! I thought this lil' ole thing was just for chatting with my
*friends*. Thanks for the heads-up. <rolls eyes>
i use AVG from www.grisoft.com. it's free.
Congratulations.
i spoke to one of my customers today.
Congratulations. Did they place a large Amway order with you?
Jule§
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31 Jan 2004 02:24:23 AM |
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On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 10:16:16 +1030, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
is now on the receiving end.
as are you, cow. MessageLabs says that 1 in 12 emails is MyDoom. the
previous record was 1 in 17.
You opened one of the attachments, didn't you, Bozo???
Back in August, my ISP tried to renew my subscription on a credit card
number that had expired. In November, they closed my e-mail account.
Since then, I've not had a single virus. Or spam, for that matter.
--
V.G.
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is easier to harrass
rich women than it is motorcycle gangs." - Bumper Sticker
(This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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31 Jan 2004 09:54:26 AM |
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"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
news:4gpm10tvnh8ooo81ali3538b3k4kc1af8a@4ax.com...
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 10:16:16 +1030, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
is now on the receiving end.
as are you, cow. MessageLabs says that 1 in 12 emails is MyDoom. the
previous record was 1 in 17.
You opened one of the attachments, didn't you, Bozo???
Back in August, my ISP tried to renew my subscription on a credit card
number that had expired. In November, they closed my e-mail account.
Since then, I've not had a single virus. Or spam, for that matter.
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V.G.
That explains why I can't get a date for coffee...
LG
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31 Jan 2004 11:45:35 AM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 06:54:26 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com>
wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
news:4gpm10tvnh8ooo81ali3538b3k4kc1af8a@4ax.com...
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 10:16:16 +1030, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
is now on the receiving end.
as are you, cow. MessageLabs says that 1 in 12 emails is MyDoom. the
previous record was 1 in 17.
You opened one of the attachments, didn't you, Bozo???
Back in August, my ISP tried to renew my subscription on a credit card
number that had expired. In November, they closed my e-mail account.
Since then, I've not had a single virus. Or spam, for that matter.
--
V.G.
That explains why I can't get a date for coffee...
LG
LG!!!!
I still have hotmail, and I have your e-mail address. I'll mail you
and we can go from there.
--
V.G.
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is easier to harrass
rich women than it is motorcycle gangs." - Bumper Sticker
(This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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31 Jan 2004 04:01:07 PM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 08:45:35 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
<6cqn10pthrnp5c5mmcg3m9vmve7l8jjp0h@4ax.com>:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 06:54:26 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com>
wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 10:16:16 +1030, Jules <jasmac@optusnet.com.au>
is now on the receiving end.
as are you, cow. MessageLabs says that 1 in 12 emails is MyDoom. the
previous record was 1 in 17.
You opened one of the attachments, didn't you, Bozo???
Back in August, my ISP tried to renew my subscription on a credit card
number that had expired. In November, they closed my e-mail account.
Since then, I've not had a single virus. Or spam, for that matter.
That explains why I can't get a date for coffee...
LG
LG!!!!
I still have hotmail, and I have your e-mail address. I'll mail you
and we can go from there.
VG hitches his pants up and shouts desperately.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
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webmaster of atjfaq.com
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05 Feb 2004 10:04:28 PM |
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On Thu, 05 Feb 2004 18:11:17 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
<vc1620lh944mut263uthp81cku50fgnri2@4ax.com>:
On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 23:22:26 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com>
wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
Bah! Sorry. I'm scum. Things have been busy, you know?
Scum can be good. And I understand busy...this has been the week from hell.
Are you gonna still want coffee in mid-March? I might want something a
little stronger by then.
Sure. Maybe by then I'll have my real e-mail address,
you gotta save up to afford $5 a month to host a domain?
i pity you.
i pay a lot more than that per month for my server.
and I can have contact information waiting for you when you get back.
naaa, you'll ***** up again.
i've heard these promises all before.
either you can do it now, today, or you're not really interested.
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Mel the Defiler
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06 Feb 2004 02:34:08 AM |
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On Thu, 5 Feb 2004 20:42:04 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote
in message <1026aio9i9a4j1d@corp.supernews.com>:
(Giraffes) are the only animals born with horns.
LG
misspelled 'born horny'
you might be horny, dear, but clearly you don't do anything for vg.
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| User: "Vanilla Gorilla Monkey Boy" |
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07 Feb 2004 12:34:05 AM |
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On Fri, 06 Feb 2004 10:34:08 +0200, "jfejk" <dhdwhjkjk@jkdjkhsjkd.com>
wrote in alt.tasteless.jokes:
On Thu, 5 Feb 2004 20:42:04 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote
in message <1026aio9i9a4j1d@corp.supernews.com>:
(Giraffes) are the only animals born with horns.
LG
misspelled 'born horny'
you might be horny, dear, but clearly you don't do anything for vg.
I never said that.
--
V.G.
"People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is easier to harrass
rich women than it is motorcycle gangs." - Bumper Sticker
(This sig file contains not less than 80% recycled SPAM)
Sarcasm is my sword, Apathy is my shield.
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04 Feb 2004 05:54:41 AM |
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On Tue, 3 Feb 2004 22:02:25 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com> wrote
in message <10216gspq35ou5a@corp.supernews.com>:
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
Back in August, my ISP tried to renew my subscription on a credit card
number that had expired. In November, they closed my e-mail account.
Since then, I've not had a single virus. Or spam, for that matter.
That explains why I can't get a date for coffee...
LG
LG!!!!
I still have hotmail, and I have your e-mail address. I'll mail you
and we can go from there.
Is hell gonna freeze over first?
I fly out Friday night red-eye. Past that, it'll be mid-March afore I can
do anything but virtual coffee.
LG
lady_giraffe
i'll tell you what the problem is... vg is experiencing "man" troubles.
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04 Feb 2004 05:50:08 AM |
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Mel wrote:
On Tue, 3 Feb 2004 22:02:25 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com>
wrote in message <10216gspq35ou5a@corp.supernews.com>:
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in
message
Back in August, my ISP tried to renew my subscription on a credit
card number that had expired. In November, they closed my e-mail
account. Since then, I've not had a single virus. Or spam, for
that matter.
That explains why I can't get a date for coffee...
LG
LG!!!!
I still have hotmail, and I have your e-mail address. I'll mail you
and we can go from there.
Is hell gonna freeze over first?
I fly out Friday night red-eye. Past that, it'll be mid-March
afore I can do anything but virtual coffee.
LG
lady_giraffe
i'll tell you what the problem is... vg is experiencing "man"
troubles.
He's leaking?!?!?!?
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Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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04 Feb 2004 10:07:25 AM |
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"Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au> wrote in message
news:bvqmah$gs7$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
Mel wrote:
LG!!!!
I still have hotmail, and I have your e-mail address. I'll mail you
and we can go from there.
Is hell gonna freeze over first?
I fly out Friday night red-eye. Past that, it'll be mid-March
afore I can do anything but virtual coffee.
LG
lady_giraffe
i'll tell you what the problem is... vg is experiencing "man"
troubles.
He's leaking?!?!?!?
It's called gas.
I see you're still trying to talk in !/*^@!#?!
Too many !!. Remember, it's ! before ?
except after ??!.
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Polly
Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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| Title: VG: my ding-a-ling has a pro-blem. I'm so ashamed, but I gave VG VD. shhhhh. it's a hush hush secret. please don't tell my mom! |
04 Feb 2004 02:13:29 PM |
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On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 21:50:08 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
wrote in message <bvqmah$gs7$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 3 Feb 2004 22:02:25 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com>
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in
Back in August, my ISP tried to renew my subscription on a credit
card number that had expired. In November, they closed my e-mail
account. Since then, I've not had a single virus. Or spam, for
that matter.
That explains why I can't get a date for coffee...
LG
LG!!!!
I still have hotmail, and I have your e-mail address. I'll mail you
and we can go from there.
Is hell gonna freeze over first?
I fly out Friday night red-eye. Past that, it'll be mid-March
afore I can do anything but virtual coffee.
LG
lady_giraffe
i'll tell you what the problem is... vg is experiencing "man"
troubles.
He's leaking?!?!?!?
just HOLD UP NOW! aren't you one of those G.R.O.S.S girls?
this is a _man_ thing. got it!?
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Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
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04 Feb 2004 08:47:11 PM |
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"Mel defiled VG" <now.he.needs.a.doctor@nasty.std.com> wrote in message news:<s57220lu3h15vnp47r14ujvb5h5gc9p55r@4ax.com>...
On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 21:50:08 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
wrote in message <bvqmah$gs7$1@lust.ihug.co.nz>:
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 3 Feb 2004 22:02:25 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com>
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in
Back in August, my ISP tried to renew my subscription on a credit
card number that had expired. In November, they closed my e-mail
account. Since then, I've not had a single virus. Or spam, for
that matter.
That explains why I can't get a date for coffee...
LG
LG!!!!
I still have hotmail, and I have your e-mail address. I'll mail you
and we can go from there.
Is hell gonna freeze over first?
I fly out Friday night red-eye. Past that, it'll be mid-March
afore I can do anything but virtual coffee.
LG
lady_giraffe
i'll tell you what the problem is... vg is experiencing "man"
troubles.
He's leaking?!?!?!?
just HOLD UP NOW! aren't you one of those G.R.O.S.S girls?
this is a _man_ thing. got it!?
One of those Gorgeous, Ravishing, Orgasmically Sexy Siren girls? Yes, I am :-P.
Please explain '_man_ thing'
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On 4 Feb 2004 18:47:11 -0800, (Pollywolly) wrote in
message <114fac9.0402041847.7a389e11@posting.google.com>:
"Mel defiled VG" <now.he.needs.a.doctor@nasty.std.com> wrote in message news:<s57220lu3h15vnp47r14ujvb5h5gc9p55r@4ax.com>...
On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 21:50:08 +1000, "Pollywolly" <pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 3 Feb 2004 22:02:25 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com>
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in
Back in August, my ISP tried to renew my subscription on a credit
card number that had expired. In November, they closed my e-mail
account. Since then, I've not had a single virus. Or spam, for
that matter.
That explains why I can't get a date for coffee...
LG
LG!!!!
I still have hotmail, and I have your e-mail address. I'll mail you
and we can go from there.
Is hell gonna freeze over first?
I fly out Friday night red-eye. Past that, it'll be mid-March
afore I can do anything but virtual coffee.
LG
lady_giraffe
i'll tell you what the problem is... vg is experiencing "man"
troubles.
He's leaking?!?!?!?
just HOLD UP NOW! aren't you one of those G.R.O.S.S girls?
this is a _man_ thing. got it!?
One of those Gorgeous, Ravishing, Orgasmically Sexy Siren girls? Yes, I am :-P.
Please explain '_man_ thing'
VG represents no danger to any woman. he's completely tame.
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member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/
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05 Feb 2004 03:17:05 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:cjl3205kjosq04pr9ar2hqefnce2l9q8il@4ax.com...
On 4 Feb 2004 18:47:11 -0800, (Pollywolly) wrote in
message <114fac9.0402041847.7a389e11@posting.google.com>:
"Mel defiled VG" <now.he.needs.a.doctor@nasty.std.com> wrote in message
news:<s57220lu3h15vnp47r14ujvb5h5gc9p55r@4ax.com>...
On Wed, 4 Feb 2004 21:50:08 +1000, "Pollywolly"
<pollygirlnz@ihug.com.au>
Mel wrote:
On Tue, 3 Feb 2004 22:02:25 -0900, "Lady Giraffe"
<nospam@nospam.com>
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in
Back in August, my ISP tried to renew my subscription on a
credit
card number that had expired. In November, they closed my
e-mail
account. Since then, I've not had a single virus. Or spam, for
that matter.
That explains why I can't get a date for coffee...
LG
LG!!!!
I still have hotmail, and I have your e-mail address. I'll mail
you
and we can go from there.
Is hell gonna freeze over first?
I fly out Friday night red-eye. Past that, it'll be mid-March
afore I can do anything but virtual coffee.
LG
lady_giraffe
i'll tell you what the problem is... vg is experiencing "man"
troubles.
He's leaking?!?!?!?
just HOLD UP NOW! aren't you one of those G.R.O.S.S girls?
this is a _man_ thing. got it!?
One of those Gorgeous, Ravishing, Orgasmically Sexy Siren girls? Yes, I
am :-P.
Please explain '_man_ thing'
VG represents no danger to any woman. he's completely tame.
A chair and whip will always do that to you.
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Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
Loving stupid people since April 2003
www.atjfaq.com
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05 Feb 2004 09:07:57 PM |
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On Wed, 04 Feb 2004 21:12:25 -0900, "Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)"
<vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
<hln320d6nqt33770fulk6p6ljumbq3gq24@4ax.com>:
On Tue, 3 Feb 2004 22:02:25 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com>
"Vanilla Gorilla (Monkey Boy)" <vgorilla@pobox.alaska.net> wrote in message
I still have hotmail, and I have your e-mail address. I'll mail you
and we can go from there.
Is hell gonna freeze over first?
I fly out Friday night red-eye. Past that, it'll be mid-March afore I can
do anything but virtual coffee.
LG
lady_giraffe
Bah! Sorry. I'm scum. Things have been busy, you know?
don't give a ***** about excuses. have never. either you can do it or you can
not.
which is it gonna be?
....loser...
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Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
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06 Feb 2004 11:11:35 AM |
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On Fri, 6 Feb 2004 11:11:06 -0500, "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com>
wrote in message <c00ear$11igkb$1@ID-159999.news.uni-berlin.de>:
don't give a ***** about excuses. have never.
Strange grammar, have you. From Dagoba you are?
FOAD arsehole.
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| User: "Alan" |
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31 Jan 2004 10:22:13 AM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 06:54:26 -0900, "Lady Giraffe" <nospam@nospam.com>
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That explains why I can't get a date for coffee...
Maybe a fig would be better.
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| User: "Mel" |
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29 Jan 2004 11:32:48 AM |
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On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 10:33:03 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
<101i9tm26kpop80@corp.supernews.com>:
Mel wrote:
we wouldn't have most of the virus problems we do have, if these
bozos were isolated from technology they don't seem to know
the first fucking thing about.
You could have left out the word "virus" in that sentence and it would be
even more true. But just remember: we're ALL bozos at some point, about
something. It's just Life, as any realistic philosopher could tell you.
i opened the ZIP file. saw test.pif inside. said "yeah right" and binned it.
if i had been feeling particularly brave, i'd have opened the test.pif to
see if my anti-virus program handled it. but I wasn't brave.
what I did do is straight away check for updates on the AVG. there was one.
there was another one today.
back in 2000, i got caught by a pif file. the attachment came from someone i
had just been corresponding with and i thought they had sent me something to
check.
Norton Anti-Virus couldn't help me disinfect my machine. In fact, generally
speaking NAV is a complete waste of anyone's time, money and machine cycles.
One of my web site's community members gave me a recommendation for an
anti-virus package that did the trick. I can't remember the name of it. The
guys making it stopped distributing free updates and for a time I was
unprotected. in 2002 I installed AVG and since then I am no longer infected.
would you like this dance?
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "August Pamplona" |
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29 Jan 2004 04:47:56 PM |
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In news:mvei10dvgd9t84e93u9r9iisqt1v6m0tlr@4ax.com,
Mel <mel@atj.faq.com> typed:
On Thu, 29 Jan 2004 10:33:03 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
<101i9tm26kpop80@corp.supernews.com>:
Mel wrote:
we wouldn't have most of the virus problems we do have, if these
bozos were isolated from technology they don't seem to know
the first fucking thing about.
You could have left out the word "virus" in that sentence and it
would be even more true. But just remember: we're ALL bozos at some
point, about something. It's just Life, as any realistic
philosopher could tell you.
i opened the ZIP file. saw test.pif inside. said "yeah right" and
binned it.
if i had been feeling particularly brave, i'd have opened the
test.pif to see if my anti-virus program handled it. but I wasn't
brave.
"Particularly brave" which is also known by the rest of us as
"stupid". I just test things by moving them around (AVG will scan on
that action) or simply by left clicking and choosing "Scan with AVG" (I
think all of the major anti-virus programs out there offer a similar
option). To actually intentionally try to open this ***** is just asking
for trouble.
what I did do is straight away check for updates on the AVG. there
was one. there was another one today.
When I checked my copy of MyDoom (well, at least if seemed to fit
the description) by opening the zip file and trying to move the archived
file inside around, AVG complined only because of the double extension
(used to disguise executables as some no executable document filt type,
such as a ".doc" extension --they flag this because it's always a sure
sign of someone being up to no good). When I renamed it to avoid the
double extension warning and scanned the file again, an up to date AVG
failed to see anything wrong with that file. This was done two days ago
(remember that I had just updated that file --had there not been a
double extension, AVG would not have known the difference).
Today I just repeated the test with the same file and the virus
database current to today and it correctly identified it as MyDoom.A
(whether I renamed the file or not).
I'm not writing this to put down AVG. The same thing will happen
with all of the anti-viral programs at one point or
another --particularly if a worm spreads very fast (in fact, I've
already seen something like this, where all infected files weren't
properly identified, happen before using a different program with a
version of the signatures file which was supposed to be able to detect
the particular worm I knew I was examining (IIRC, it was Magistr --as I
got dozens of those) --the next version of the signature file worked for
all suspect files I had). Even with an up to date anti-virus program you
have to not be stupid and practice safe hex.
back in 2000, i got caught by a pif file. the attachment came from
someone i had just been corresponding with and i thought they had
sent me something to check.
Norton Anti-Virus couldn't help me disinfect my machine. In fact,
generally speaking NAV is a complete waste of anyone's time, money
and machine cycles.
One of my web site's community members gave me a recommendation for an
anti-virus package that did the trick. I can't remember the name of
it. The guys making it stopped distributing free updates and for a
time I was unprotected. in 2002 I installed AVG and since then I am
no longer infected.
Sounds like me. I used InoculateIT Personal Edition and then they
stopped offering the free updates (I'm waiting for this to happen with
AVG --maybe it never will). Before that I used Norton System Works with
Norton Antivirus but it did some funky, annoying things with the MVP3
chipset that was on my motherboard at the time (it made the system
unstable --I think that's just a Norton Utilities characteristic-- and
it screwed with my system time in a major way --one of those problems
the company is aware of but never gets around to fixing) and I stopped
using it as soon as they wanted some money for the subscription to next
year's updates.
August Pamplona
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29 Jan 2004 06:45:09 AM |
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Heiddel wrote:
Do fuckwits still open email attachments?
Do they? With no anti-virus program? ...
I don't get it! Can someone please explain
this one to me? It honestly didn't seem to me
to have a punch line.
it's not a joke, idiot. it's a complaint. it's prolly dickheads like you who
open attachments and get your PC infected.
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29 Jan 2004 01:16:05 AM |
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Ned i bach <bvaasv$40h$1@newstree.wise.edt.ericsson.se>, Heiddel
<heiddel.nospam@hootmail.com> teithant i thiw hin:
Do fuckwits still open email attachments?
Do they? With no anti-virus program? ...
I don't get it! Can someone please explain
this one to me? It honestly didn't seem to me
to have a punch line.
It goes like this. People are idiots. The punch line: it's SPAM FOR YOU!
HA HA HA!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go work on my list of which Microsoft
executives I'd most like to kick in the crotch, and in which order.
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http://xaonon.dyndns.org/ Guaranteed content-free since 1999. No refunds.
"On one end of the spectrum you have `funny' and `enjoyable to be around'
and on the other end you have `really religious'." -- SomethingAwful.com
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29 Jan 2004 02:02:20 AM |
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"Xaonon" <xaonon@hotpop.com> wrote in message
news:slrnc1hcp4.kqq.xaonon@xaonon.local
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go work on my list of which
Microsoft executives I'd most like to kick in the crotch, and in
which order.
You mean, like front crotch first, then when they double over and turn away,
the back crotch? Or vice versa?
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