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"Mel" |
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28 Jan 2004 10:21:37 PM |
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MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant |
Do fuckwits still open email attachments? Do they? With no anti-virus
program? Do they open a ZIP file which contains test.pif and actually open
that *****?
i got several copies already. it got binned. unopened. obviously.
the real problem here is not the fucking virus. it's the fuckheads who still
open attachments which contain executables.
those people are the real fucking problem. get them off the Internet and the
problem goes away.
shoot them. annihilate. eradicate. nuke. kill. kill. kill.
for *****'s sakes.
it's the only way to be sure.
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http://www.wired.com/news/infostructure/0,1377,62082,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_1
MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant
By Michelle Delio | Also by this reporter Page 1 of 1
12:16 PM Jan. 28, 2004 PT
A new, nastier variant of the MyDoom worm has been released and is beginning
to spread across the Internet, according to antivirus experts.
Computers infected with MyDoom.B will launch a 12-day denial-of-service
attack on Microsoft.com beginning Feb. 1. They will also launch a separate
attack on the SCO Group's website on the same date, just as the original
version of the worm is coded to do.
MyDoom.B also alters system files in order to block infected computers from
accessing a list of 65 websites, most of them belonging to antivirus
vendors, in an apparent attempt to stymie users attempting to download
antivirus application updates or information.
The worm's predecessor swept through inboxes earlier this week and was
quickly dubbed the most virulent e-mail worm of all time by e-mail-filtering
company MessageLabs.
Antivirus experts said they believe computers that are infected with
MyDoom.A are probably being used to send out e-mails containing copies of
the new variant. Infected computers have a backdoor in their systems that
allows malicious hackers to remotely access and control infected machines.
"These infected computers may have received a command to send out copies of
MyDoom.B. Therefore, the computer community may be facing a much more
serious outbreak than the one caused by MyDoom.A on Tuesday," said Denis
Zenkin, head of corporate communications for Kaspersky Labs, a Moscow-based
antivirus firm.
The new version of MyDoom's programming code also contains a text string
that is presumably a message from the virus' creator: "sync-1.01; andy; I'm
just doing my job, nothing personal, sorry."
A two-pronged denial-of-service attack on both Microsoft and SCO could
affect more than just the two companies. According to Internet-monitoring
firm Keynote, overall Internet performance speed had dipped to 8 percent to
10 percent slower than normal on Tuesday, when MyDoom.A was at its peak.
Keynote's analysis stated that the slowdown was not a significant change and
would not be detectable by the everyday user. The slowdown may have been
caused by slight traffic increases due to the worm's propagation through
e-mail, downloads of updated virus-detection files for corporate and home
users, and other related Internet traffic.
But when MyDoom, versions A and B, commences its expected 12-day
denial-of-service attacks against Microsoft and SCO on Super Bowl Sunday,
there could be a noticeable impact on overall Internet performance, Keynote
analysts warned. Besides hoping that the majority of infected users purge
their machine of MyDoom, there is little that either Microsoft or SCO can do
to avoid the attacks, which are intended to overwhelm their servers.
Starting Feb. 1, if all goes as the virus writer planned, connection
requests to the front page of both companies' websites will come roughly
every second from each of the estimated thousands of machines that are now
infected.
Antivirus companies Sophos and F-Secure have released free tools to purge
MyDoom.A from infected computers. Tools to clean MyDoom.B from machines will
be released shortly.
MyDoom affects only computers running the Windows operating system. It
arrives as an e-mail attachment with one of seven subject lines, including
"Test," "Hi" or "Mail Transaction Failed." Users who click on the attachment
activate the worm.
When executed, the virus first opens up Windows' Notepad and fills it with
garbage data. The virus then scours the computer for e-mail addresses, and
e-mails itself to a random selection of those addresses.
The virus then looks for the file-sharing application Kazaa on the infected
hard drive. If that application is found, MyDoom will copy itself to the
folder in which Kazaa users store files that they want to share. The virus
disguises itself as various programs that would allow users to activate or
hack various applications, including Microsoft Office.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
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| Title: Re: MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant |
30 Jan 2004 08:56:53 PM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
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: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:bmySb.28718$9k7.520199@news.xtra.co.nz...
: >
: > "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: > news:101lb61mgrnb48a@corp.supernews.com...
: > :
: > : "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: > : news:aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz...
: > : >
: > : > "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: > : > news:101l8i0chgsqc3a@corp.supernews.com...
: > : > :
: > : > : "Larry Krzewinski" <Feerless_Freep@madmagazine.com> wrote in
message
: > : > : news:8s4l10tgukpqtocphn39lpck8nvsqnkfhl@4ax.com...
: > : > : > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 08:08:19 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ>
wrote:
: > : > : >
: > : > : > >> >>>> XP stops you opening _any_ attachments at all when first
: > : > : installed.
: > : > : > >> >>>> I had to switch off the security on it just so I could
: open
: > a
: > : > : > >> >>>> bloody Word file.
: > : > : > >> >>>
: > : > : > >> >>> I haven't even disabled that
: > : > : > >> >>
: > : > : > >> >> My ISP strips out viruses - and if they fail at that, then
: my
: > : NAV,
: > : > : > >> >> which is updated every day, handles it.
: > : > : > >> >>
: > : > : > >> >>>> --
: > : > : > >> >>>> ______________________________
: > : > : > >> >>>> Polly
: > : > : > >> >>>> Girlylicious Sweetheart of ATJ
: > : > : > >> >>>> Loving stupid people since April 2003
: > : > : > >> >>>
: > : > : > >> >>> is that when you met Mel the defiler?
: > : > : > >> >>>
: > : > : > >> >>> he has a small *****, right?
: > : > : > >> >>
: > : > : > >> >> I'm a Girlylicious Sweetheart - I wouldn't know about his
: > *****.
: > : > : > >> >
: > : > : > >> > oh. that's not what he says....
: > : > : > >>
: > : > : > >> Sounds like you know more than I do :-D
: > : > : > >
: > : > : > >You two are carrying on like you were ordering dinner.
: > : > : > >When you're ready for something sweet, let me know.
: > : > : >
: > : > : > You're going to tell them that I'm available! Thanks, Mos.
: You're
: > a
: > : > : > true pal.
: > : > :
: > : > : Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: > : > : they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: > : > : you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
: > :
: > : No, I'm the peach pit. Highly poisonous if not treated
: > : properly. Eat me.
: >
: >
: > yup..... yer a fruit
: >
: >
: yup..... I yam a fruit
: if you say so, Kiwi fruit.....
: Saw yer kids in the store the other day.
:
Yeah... they told me some bender was trying
to put the squeeze on them
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
30 Jan 2004 05:54:15 PM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in
message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
30 Jan 2004 08:57:33 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
: On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in
: message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: >"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: >: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: >: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: >: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
: >So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
:
: see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
suffer '*****'
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Colin, a short ***** Kiwi |
31 Jan 2004 03:30:00 PM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 15:57:33 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in
message <SSESb.29063$9k7.549718@news.xtra.co.nz>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
:On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in
:>"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
:>:Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
:>:they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
:>:you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
:>So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
:see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
suffer '*****'
are you in yet?
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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30 Jan 2004 07:52:07 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in
message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
Don't know what it is about those people down under.
Seems they want me. Tender young flesh....
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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30 Jan 2004 09:02:33 PM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101m2m6l8v2l236@corp.supernews.com...
:
: "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
: > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote
in
: > message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: > >"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: > >: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: > >: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: > >: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
: > >So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
: >
: > see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
:
: Don't know what it is about those people down under.
: Seems they want me to keep my tender young flesh
: off the griddle....
:
Yer arse getting bbq'd doesn't enhance the taste of the salmon
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
30 Jan 2004 09:30:49 PM |
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"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:yXESb.29068$9k7.551818@news.xtra.co.nz...
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101m2m6l8v2l236@corp.supernews.com...
:
: "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
: > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au>
wrote
in
: > message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: > >"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: > >: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: > >: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: > >: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
: > >So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
: >
: > see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
:
: Don't know what it is about those people down under.
: Seems they want me.
:
Yer arse getting bbq'd doesn't enhance the taste of the salmon
I need more beer to help make sense out of
your blathering.
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll gets mocked by a cute young thing |
30 Jan 2004 08:37:48 PM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101m2m6l8v2l236@corp.supernews.com...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote
in
message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
Don't know what it is about those people down under.
Seems they want me. Tender young flesh....
oh. so you saw our petition to the government?? <blushes>
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll gets mocked by a cute young thing |
30 Jan 2004 08:51:36 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:0yESb.36676$Wa.1047@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101m2m6l8v2l236@corp.supernews.com...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au>
wrote
in
message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
Don't know what it is about those people down under.
Seems they want me. Tender young flesh....
oh. so you saw our petition to the government?? <blushes>
Sorry, didn't see it.
Oh, and you look so delectable when you blush.
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
30 Jan 2004 08:21:56 PM |
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without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in
message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
Don't know what it is about those people down under.
Seems they want me. Tender young flesh....
hmmmmmmmm - A red wine marinade with garlic, rosemary, fresh ground pepper
and ginger, lightly BBQ'ed, served with a side salad of tomatoes, capsicum,
cucumber and arugula dressed with a balsamic vinegar and early harvest
extra-virgin olive oil. Fresh crusty bread and butter. A glass of a '98
Paul Conti Cab/Sav.
Ahhhhhhhhhh - Mossy - you have justified your (short) existence.
Ærchie
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
30 Jan 2004 09:03:24 PM |
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"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:3q3m10l6djkretg9keremkbj767r1l0iut@4ax.com...
: without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and
: indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
:
: >
: >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
: >> On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote
in
: >> message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: >> >"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: >> >: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: >> >: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: >> >: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
: >> >So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
: >>
: >> see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
: >
: >Don't know what it is about those people down under.
: >Seems they want me. Tender young flesh....
:
: hmmmmmmmm - A red wine marinade with garlic, rosemary, fresh ground pepper
: and ginger, lightly BBQ'ed, served with a side salad of tomatoes,
capsicum,
: cucumber and arugula dressed with a balsamic vinegar and early harvest
: extra-virgin olive oil. Fresh crusty bread and butter. A glass of a '98
: Paul Conti Cab/Sav.
:
: Ahhhhhhhhhh - Mossy - you have justified your (short) existence.
:
Though.... some of them homo aussies seem to like it
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
30 Jan 2004 11:10:35 PM |
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"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:mYESb.29070$9k7.551742@news.xtra.co.nz...
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:3q3m10l6djkretg9keremkbj767r1l0iut@4ax.com...
: without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and
: indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
:
: >
: >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
: >> On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au>
wrote
in
: >> message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: >> >"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: >> >: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: >> >: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: >> >: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
: >> >So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
: >>
: >> see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
: >
: >Don't know what it is about those people down under.
: >Seems they want me. Tender young flesh....
:
: hmmmmmmmm - A red wine marinade with garlic, rosemary, fresh ground
pepper
: and ginger, lightly BBQ'ed, served with a side salad of tomatoes,
capsicum,
: cucumber and arugula dressed with a balsamic vinegar and early harvest
: extra-virgin olive oil. Fresh crusty bread and butter. A glass of a '98
: Paul Conti Cab/Sav.
:
: Ahhhhhhhhhh - Mossy - you have justified your (short) existence.
:
Though.... some of them homo aussies seem to like it
not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Cutest gets eaten alive by ATJ |
31 Jan 2004 03:32:42 PM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 05:10:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<fNGSb.36868$Wa.2176@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
at least you know yer place in the food chain.
either yer doing the eating, or yer being eaten.
do you have a preference on whether we kill you first or should we just
start hacking bits off you while yer still alive?
btw feel free to x-post this if you feel you need help from your afjc
"friends". ATJ would love to extend them an invitation to dinner.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Cutest gets eaten alive by ATJ |
31 Jan 2004 04:50:56 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 05:10:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<fNGSb.36868$Wa.2176@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
at least you know yer place in the food chain.
either yer doing the eating, or yer being eaten.
I signed up a long time ago to get eaten....
<drool>
do you have a preference on whether we kill you first or should we just
start hacking bits off you while yer still alive?
my meat is not for you
btw feel free to x-post this if you feel you need help from your afjc
"friends". ATJ would love to extend them an invitation to dinner.
na, they wouldn't waste their wit on the likes of you
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Cutest gets eaten alive by ATJ |
31 Jan 2004 07:29:08 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:kjWSb.37634$Wa.20920@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
:
: "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: news:5n6o10hvo5rcv0i67o3ri0cepa12o3fglu@4ax.com...
: > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 05:10:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > <fNGSb.36868$Wa.2176@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: > >not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
: >
: > at least you know yer place in the food chain.
: >
: > either yer doing the eating, or yer being eaten.
:
: I signed up a long time ago to get eaten....
: <drool>
:
: >
: > do you have a preference on whether we kill you first or should we just
: > start hacking bits off you while yer still alive?
:
: my meat is not for you
:
: >
: > btw feel free to x-post this if you feel you need help from your afjc
: > "friends". ATJ would love to extend them an invitation to dinner.
:
: na, they wouldn't waste their wit on the likes of you
Can't spare any of the 'half' that they share eh?
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| Title: Re: Cutest gets eaten alive by ATJ |
31 Jan 2004 08:26:22 PM |
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"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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:
: "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: news:5n6o10hvo5rcv0i67o3ri0cepa12o3fglu@4ax.com...
: > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 05:10:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > <fNGSb.36868$Wa.2176@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: > >not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
: >
: > at least you know yer place in the food chain.
: >
: > either yer doing the eating, or yer being eaten.
:
: I signed up a long time ago to get eaten....
: <drool>
:
: >
: > do you have a preference on whether we kill you first or should we
just
: > start hacking bits off you while yer still alive?
:
: my meat is not for you
:
: >
: > btw feel free to x-post this if you feel you need help from your afjc
: > "friends". ATJ would love to extend them an invitation to dinner.
:
: na, they wouldn't waste their wit on the likes of you
Can't spare any of the 'half' that they share eh?
*****, dude, coming from a humour group, you're very bland and predictable.
time for someone to get a personality, maybe??? and get off your sister
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| Title: Re: Cutest gets eaten alive by ATJ |
31 Jan 2004 10:27:16 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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:
: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:yFYSb.30013$9k7.563480@news.xtra.co.nz...
: >
: > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > news:kjWSb.37634$Wa.20920@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > :
: > : "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : news:5n6o10hvo5rcv0i67o3ri0cepa12o3fglu@4ax.com...
: > : > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 05:10:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > : > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > : > <fNGSb.36868$Wa.2176@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: > : > >not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
: > : >
: > : > at least you know yer place in the food chain.
: > : >
: > : > either yer doing the eating, or yer being eaten.
: > :
: > : I signed up a long time ago to get eaten....
: > : <drool>
: > :
: > : >
: > : > do you have a preference on whether we kill you first or should we
: just
: > : > start hacking bits off you while yer still alive?
: > :
: > : my meat is not for you
: > :
: > : >
: > : > btw feel free to x-post this if you feel you need help from your
afjc
: > : > "friends". ATJ would love to extend them an invitation to dinner.
: > :
: > : na, they wouldn't waste their wit on the likes of you
: >
: >
: > Can't spare any of the 'half' that they share eh?
:
: *****,
You sound a little exasperated...<eg>
: dude, coming from a humour group, you're very bland and predictable.
is that bad?
: time for someone to get a personality, maybe???
I have.... ain't it grand?
: and get off your sister
Sorry babe..... I forgot you swing both ways.
You go on in there and have a good lick....
get them both wet for me.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Cutest gets eaten alive by ATJ |
31 Jan 2004 07:28:02 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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:
: "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: news:5n6o10hvo5rcv0i67o3ri0cepa12o3fglu@4ax.com...
: > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 05:10:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > <fNGSb.36868$Wa.2176@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: > >not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
: >
: > at least you know yer place in the food chain.
: >
: > either yer doing the eating, or yer being eaten.
:
: I signed up a long time ago to get eaten....
: <drool>
I'm allways first on the invite...{;-)~~~~~
: > do you have a preference on whether we kill you first or should we just
: > start hacking bits off you while yer still alive?
:
: my meat is not for you
:
: >
: > btw feel free to x-post this if you feel you need help from your afjc
: > "friends". ATJ would love to extend them an invitation to dinner.
:
: na, they wouldn't waste their wit on the likes of you
:
:
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Cutest gets eaten alive by ATJ |
31 Jan 2004 09:11:17 PM |
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On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 14:28:02 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in
message <xEYSb.30011$9k7.562063@news.xtra.co.nz>:
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 05:10:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > >not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
: > at least you know yer place in the food chain.
: > either yer doing the eating, or yer being eaten.
: I signed up a long time ago to get eaten....
: <drool>
I'm allways first on the invite...{;-)~~~~~
put that saddle down, man! and comb yer fucking hair!
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Cutest gets eaten alive by ATJ |
31 Jan 2004 10:18:41 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
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: On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 14:28:02 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in
: message <xEYSb.30011$9k7.562063@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: >"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: >: "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >: > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 05:10:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: >: > >not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
: >: > at least you know yer place in the food chain.
: >: > either yer doing the eating, or yer being eaten.
: >: I signed up a long time ago to get eaten....
: >: <drool>
: >I'm allways first on the invite...{;-)~~~~~
:
: put that saddle down, man! and comb yer fucking hair!
:
HeH
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: Cutest gets eaten alive by ATJ |
31 Jan 2004 09:18:41 PM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:50:56 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<kjWSb.37634$Wa.20920@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 05:10:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
at least you know yer place in the food chain.
either yer doing the eating, or yer being eaten.
I signed up a long time ago to get eaten....
<drool>
excellent. so we can skip the paperwork then.
do you have a preference on whether we kill you first or should we just
start hacking bits off you while yer still alive?
my meat is not for you
true. i'm going to cure you in a salt, spices and herb solution, then hang
you up to dry for 3 weeks.
the cutest biltong. fetch R99/kg.
btw feel free to x-post this if you feel you need help from your afjc
"friends". ATJ would love to extend them an invitation to dinner.
na, they wouldn't waste their wit on the likes of you
let's let them speak for themselves.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
30 Jan 2004 11:34:34 PM |
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without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:mYESb.29070$9k7.551742@news.xtra.co.nz...
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:3q3m10l6djkretg9keremkbj767r1l0iut@4ax.com...
: without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon hoards
and
: indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
:
: >
: >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
: >> On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au>
wrote
in
: >> message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: >> >"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: >> >: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: >> >: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: >> >: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
: >> >So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
: >>
: >> see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
: >
: >Don't know what it is about those people down under.
: >Seems they want me. Tender young flesh....
:
: hmmmmmmmm - A red wine marinade with garlic, rosemary, fresh ground
pepper
: and ginger, lightly BBQ'ed, served with a side salad of tomatoes,
capsicum,
: cucumber and arugula dressed with a balsamic vinegar and early harvest
: extra-virgin olive oil. Fresh crusty bread and butter. A glass of a '98
: Paul Conti Cab/Sav.
:
: Ahhhhhhhhhh - Mossy - you have justified your (short) existence.
:
Though.... some of them homo aussies seem to like it
not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
Damn - well that ruins MY plans for the afternoon <eg>
Ærchie
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
30 Jan 2004 11:44:50 PM |
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"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:eifm10p4b2t0uooa4btb40al9gbi8c9ce7@4ax.com...
without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:mYESb.29070$9k7.551742@news.xtra.co.nz...
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:3q3m10l6djkretg9keremkbj767r1l0iut@4ax.com...
: without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon
hoards
and
: indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
:
: >
: >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
: >> On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au>
wrote
in
: >> message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: >> >"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: >> >: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: >> >: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: >> >: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
: >> >So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
: >>
: >> see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
: >
: >Don't know what it is about those people down under.
: >Seems they want me. Tender young flesh....
:
: hmmmmmmmm - A red wine marinade with garlic, rosemary, fresh ground
pepper
: and ginger, lightly BBQ'ed, served with a side salad of tomatoes,
capsicum,
: cucumber and arugula dressed with a balsamic vinegar and early
harvest
: extra-virgin olive oil. Fresh crusty bread and butter. A glass of a
'98
: Paul Conti Cab/Sav.
:
: Ahhhhhhhhhh - Mossy - you have justified your (short) existence.
:
Though.... some of them homo aussies seem to like it
not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
Damn - well that ruins MY plans for the afternoon <eg>
I knew you were going to say that. I'll eat quality ***** any day of the
week, though.
got any?
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: We've got a slug |
31 Jan 2004 03:29:50 PM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 05:44:50 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<mhHSb.36893$Wa.24575@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
Damn - well that ruins MY plans for the afternoon <eg>
I knew you were going to say that. I'll eat quality ***** any day of the
week, though.
got any?
well... we got a slug...
how about a nice little bit of slug?
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: We've got a slug |
01 Feb 2004 02:20:02 AM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 23:14:58 -0500, "Greg Evans"
<gregIGNOREevans@charter.BLATHER.net> wrote in message
<101ovad3ojc52ac@corp.supernews.com>:
Mel wrote:
well... we got a slug...
Does it talk?
well, not actually.
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webmaster of atjfaq.com
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
30 Jan 2004 11:58:04 PM |
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without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:eifm10p4b2t0uooa4btb40al9gbi8c9ce7@4ax.com...
without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:mYESb.29070$9k7.551742@news.xtra.co.nz...
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:3q3m10l6djkretg9keremkbj767r1l0iut@4ax.com...
: without a thought for posterity MosZibby plundered three dragon
hoards
and
: indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
:
: >
: >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >news:pjol105mvfkp4krcnvjf38o4gk733e9qep@4ax.com...
: >> On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 07:45:28 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au>
wrote
in
: >> message <aExSb.28678$9k7.518801@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: >> >"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: >> >: Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: >> >: they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: >> >: you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
: >> >So..... you admit that yer a fruit?
: >>
: >> see, mos? don't give them hope. it's just cruel.
: >
: >Don't know what it is about those people down under.
: >Seems they want me. Tender young flesh....
:
: hmmmmmmmm - A red wine marinade with garlic, rosemary, fresh ground
pepper
: and ginger, lightly BBQ'ed, served with a side salad of tomatoes,
capsicum,
: cucumber and arugula dressed with a balsamic vinegar and early
harvest
: extra-virgin olive oil. Fresh crusty bread and butter. A glass of a
'98
: Paul Conti Cab/Sav.
:
: Ahhhhhhhhhh - Mossy - you have justified your (short) existence.
:
Though.... some of them homo aussies seem to like it
not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
Damn - well that ruins MY plans for the afternoon <eg>
I knew you were going to say that.
yep - us males is predictable :)
I'll eat quality ***** any day of the
week, though.
got any?
not on me at the moment - although there is a kitten on the wall of the
balcony next door - - - - only seven floors up and it is leaning out - -
Never falls, tho.
Oh, pardon me - those young idiots there had a major party going on till
around 3am - I am playing some Acca Dacca at them today - on full volume -
time to turn it on again.
Ærchie - wondering when Webby will read this
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
31 Jan 2004 01:14:58 AM |
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"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
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Though.... some of them homo aussies seem to like it
not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
Damn - well that ruins MY plans for the afternoon <eg>
I knew you were going to say that.
yep - us males is predictable :)
true that :)
I'll eat quality ***** any day of the
week, though.
got any?
not on me at the moment - although there is a kitten on the wall of the
balcony next door - - - - only seven floors up and it is leaning out - -
Never falls, tho.
oh well. it's probably worried some quantum physicists will come along and
shove it in a box
Oh, pardon me - those young idiots there had a major party going on till
around 3am - I am playing some Acca Dacca at them today - on full volume -
time to turn it on again.
lol
Ærchie - wondering when Webby will read this
who?
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| User: "Ærchie" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
31 Jan 2004 01:26:43 AM |
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without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:2kgm105qo959gn8qaoa945pv85vftnlc2o@4ax.com...
Though.... some of them homo aussies seem to like it
not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
Damn - well that ruins MY plans for the afternoon <eg>
I knew you were going to say that.
yep - us males is predictable :)
true that :)
Makes us reliable - - - - -
I'll eat quality ***** any day of the
week, though.
got any?
not on me at the moment - although there is a kitten on the wall of the
balcony next door - - - - only seven floors up and it is leaning out - -
Never falls, tho.
oh well. it's probably worried some quantum physicists will come along and
shove it in a box
It will be safe - I have a slice of buttered bread to tie on its back
Oh, pardon me - those young idiots there had a major party going on till
around 3am - I am playing some Acca Dacca at them today - on full volume -
time to turn it on again.
lol
Ærchie - wondering when Webby will read this
who?
WeBgOdEsS - apparently also like to eat ***** - - -
Ærchie
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
31 Jan 2004 01:51:41 AM |
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"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:91mm10p6t7998gb8jltggd9b1vai7cel72@4ax.com...
: without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
: <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
: indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
:
: >
: >"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
: >news:2kgm105qo959gn8qaoa945pv85vftnlc2o@4ax.com...
: >> >> >>
: >> >> >> Though.... some of them homo aussies seem to like it
: >> >> >
: >> >> >not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
: >> >> >
: >> >> Damn - well that ruins MY plans for the afternoon <eg>
: >> >
: >> >I knew you were going to say that.
: >>
: >> yep - us males is predictable :)
: >
: >true that :)
:
: Makes us reliable - - - - -
: >>
: >> >I'll eat quality ***** any day of the
: >> >week, though.
: >> >
: >> >got any?
: >> >
: >> not on me at the moment - although there is a kitten on the wall of the
: >> balcony next door - - - - only seven floors up and it is leaning
out - -
: >> Never falls, tho.
: >
: >oh well. it's probably worried some quantum physicists will come along
and
: >shove it in a box
:
: It will be safe - I have a slice of buttered bread to tie on its back
: >>
: >> Oh, pardon me - those young idiots there had a major party going on
till
: >> around 3am - I am playing some Acca Dacca at them today - on full
volume -
: >> time to turn it on again.
: >
: >lol
: >
: >>
: >> Ærchie - wondering when Webby will read this
: >
: >who?
: >
: WeBgOdEsS - apparently also like to eat ***** - - -
You want them to fight over you don't ya?..... ya *****
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: ur_droll get's his hopes raised |
31 Jan 2004 02:33:04 AM |
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"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:B8JSb.29298$9k7.553990@news.xtra.co.nz...
"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
news:91mm10p6t7998gb8jltggd9b1vai7cel72@4ax.com...
: without a thought for posterity "the cutest atheist"
: <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> plundered three dragon hoards and
: indiscretely shared the experience with the world by writing :
:
: >
: >"Ærchie" <hard@it.allthetime> wrote in message
: >news:2kgm105qo959gn8qaoa945pv85vftnlc2o@4ax.com...
: >> >> >>
: >> >> >> Though.... some of them homo aussies seem to like it
: >> >> >
: >> >> >not me. I don't eat meat. alive or dead
: >> >> >
: >> >> Damn - well that ruins MY plans for the afternoon <eg>
: >> >
: >> >I knew you were going to say that.
: >>
: >> yep - us males is predictable :)
: >
: >true that :)
:
: Makes us reliable - - - - -
: >>
: >> >I'll eat quality ***** any day of the
: >> >week, though.
: >> >
: >> >got any?
: >> >
: >> not on me at the moment - although there is a kitten on the wall of
the
: >> balcony next door - - - - only seven floors up and it is leaning
out - -
: >> Never falls, tho.
: >
: >oh well. it's probably worried some quantum physicists will come along
and
: >shove it in a box
:
: It will be safe - I have a slice of buttered bread to tie on its back
: >>
: >> Oh, pardon me - those young idiots there had a major party going on
till
: >> around 3am - I am playing some Acca Dacca at them today - on full
volume -
: >> time to turn it on again.
: >
: >lol
: >
: >>
: >> Ærchie - wondering when Webby will read this
: >
: >who?
: >
: WeBgOdEsS - apparently also like to eat ***** - - -
You want them to fight over you don't ya?..... ya *****
i daresay we'd be fine on our own darling
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