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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Mel" |
| Date: |
28 Jan 2004 10:21:37 PM |
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MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant |
Do fuckwits still open email attachments? Do they? With no anti-virus
program? Do they open a ZIP file which contains test.pif and actually open
that *****?
i got several copies already. it got binned. unopened. obviously.
the real problem here is not the fucking virus. it's the fuckheads who still
open attachments which contain executables.
those people are the real fucking problem. get them off the Internet and the
problem goes away.
shoot them. annihilate. eradicate. nuke. kill. kill. kill.
for *****'s sakes.
it's the only way to be sure.
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http://www.wired.com/news/infostructure/0,1377,62082,00.html?tw=wn_tophead_1
MyDoom Spawns More Potent Variant
By Michelle Delio | Also by this reporter Page 1 of 1
12:16 PM Jan. 28, 2004 PT
A new, nastier variant of the MyDoom worm has been released and is beginning
to spread across the Internet, according to antivirus experts.
Computers infected with MyDoom.B will launch a 12-day denial-of-service
attack on Microsoft.com beginning Feb. 1. They will also launch a separate
attack on the SCO Group's website on the same date, just as the original
version of the worm is coded to do.
MyDoom.B also alters system files in order to block infected computers from
accessing a list of 65 websites, most of them belonging to antivirus
vendors, in an apparent attempt to stymie users attempting to download
antivirus application updates or information.
The worm's predecessor swept through inboxes earlier this week and was
quickly dubbed the most virulent e-mail worm of all time by e-mail-filtering
company MessageLabs.
Antivirus experts said they believe computers that are infected with
MyDoom.A are probably being used to send out e-mails containing copies of
the new variant. Infected computers have a backdoor in their systems that
allows malicious hackers to remotely access and control infected machines.
"These infected computers may have received a command to send out copies of
MyDoom.B. Therefore, the computer community may be facing a much more
serious outbreak than the one caused by MyDoom.A on Tuesday," said Denis
Zenkin, head of corporate communications for Kaspersky Labs, a Moscow-based
antivirus firm.
The new version of MyDoom's programming code also contains a text string
that is presumably a message from the virus' creator: "sync-1.01; andy; I'm
just doing my job, nothing personal, sorry."
A two-pronged denial-of-service attack on both Microsoft and SCO could
affect more than just the two companies. According to Internet-monitoring
firm Keynote, overall Internet performance speed had dipped to 8 percent to
10 percent slower than normal on Tuesday, when MyDoom.A was at its peak.
Keynote's analysis stated that the slowdown was not a significant change and
would not be detectable by the everyday user. The slowdown may have been
caused by slight traffic increases due to the worm's propagation through
e-mail, downloads of updated virus-detection files for corporate and home
users, and other related Internet traffic.
But when MyDoom, versions A and B, commences its expected 12-day
denial-of-service attacks against Microsoft and SCO on Super Bowl Sunday,
there could be a noticeable impact on overall Internet performance, Keynote
analysts warned. Besides hoping that the majority of infected users purge
their machine of MyDoom, there is little that either Microsoft or SCO can do
to avoid the attacks, which are intended to overwhelm their servers.
Starting Feb. 1, if all goes as the virus writer planned, connection
requests to the front page of both companies' websites will come roughly
every second from each of the estimated thousands of machines that are now
infected.
Antivirus companies Sophos and F-Secure have released free tools to purge
MyDoom.A from infected computers. Tools to clean MyDoom.B from machines will
be released shortly.
MyDoom affects only computers running the Windows operating system. It
arrives as an e-mail attachment with one of seven subject lines, including
"Test," "Hi" or "Mail Transaction Failed." Users who click on the attachment
activate the worm.
When executed, the virus first opens up Windows' Notepad and fills it with
garbage data. The virus then scours the computer for e-mail addresses, and
e-mails itself to a random selection of those addresses.
The virus then looks for the file-sharing application Kazaa on the infected
hard drive. If that application is found, MyDoom will copy itself to the
folder in which Kazaa users store files that they want to share. The virus
disguises itself as various programs that would allow users to activate or
hack various applications, including Microsoft Office.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "Mel" |
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| Title: Re: atheists are off topic in atj |
01 Feb 2004 02:20:03 AM |
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On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 17:28:16 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in
message <Zh%Sb.30165$9k7.565666@news.xtra.co.nz>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >> On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in
: >> >"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: >> >> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >> >> > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote
: >> >> > >Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: >> >> > >they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: >> >> > >you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
: >> >> > don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
: >> >> > btw new rule in atj...
: >> >> > each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if your
: >posting
: >> >> > is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject line.
: >it's
: >> >> > just common courtesy.
: >> >> > thanks.
: >> >> how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting
: >off-topic
: >> >Is anything really off topic?
: >> sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic. we all believe
in
: >> the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd all apply for the
: >> position!
: >> I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
: >> I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse news and the
worst
: >> news.
: >> "good" news is that God does indeed exist.
: >> bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
: >> worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same place: Hell.
: >> worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's ***** for all
: >> eternity.
: >> actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking the most vile
: >> repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world. then realise
that
: >> you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck Mel's.
: >> take it all, *****!
: >I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
: she had it good.
: anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
keep laughing at all my jokes, honey.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: atheists are off topic in atj |
01 Feb 2004 02:41:17 AM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:dobp10tba8nj977nh1m6np16qgkni439na@4ax.com...
: On Sun, 1 Feb 2004 17:28:16 +1300, "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in
: message <Zh%Sb.30165$9k7.565666@news.xtra.co.nz>:
: >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >: On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: >: >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >: >> On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in
: >: >> >"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
: >: >> >> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: >: >> >> > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ>
wrote
: >: >> >> > >Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: >: >> >> > >they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: >: >> >> > >you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still
trainable.
: >: >> >> > don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
: >: >> >> > btw new rule in atj...
: >: >> >> > each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if
your
: >: >posting
: >: >> >> > is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject
line.
: >: >it's
: >: >> >> > just common courtesy.
: >: >> >> > thanks.
: >: >> >> how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting
: >: >off-topic
: >: >> >Is anything really off topic?
: >: >> sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic. we all
believe
: >in
: >: >> the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd all apply for
the
: >: >> position!
: >: >> I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
: >: >> I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse news and the
: >worst
: >: >> news.
: >: >> "good" news is that God does indeed exist.
: >: >> bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
: >: >> worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same place: Hell.
: >: >> worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's ***** for all
: >: >> eternity.
: >: >> actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking the most vile
: >: >> repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world. then realise
: >that
: >: >> you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck Mel's.
: >: >> take it all, *****!
: >: >I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
: >: she had it good.
: >: anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
: >BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:
: keep laughing at all my jokes, honey.
Let me know when ya have something funny
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: atheists are off topic in atj |
31 Jan 2004 10:06:29 PM |
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"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:uppo105d4tiomoemio0qnuipnkgt69jnak@4ax.com...
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<TkWSb.37637$Wa.32837@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote
in
Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
btw new rule in atj...
each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if your
posting
is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject line.
it's
just common courtesy.
thanks.
how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting
off-topic
Is anything really off topic?
sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic. we all believe
in
the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd all apply for the
position!
I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse news and the
worst
news.
"good" news is that God does indeed exist.
bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same place: Hell.
worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's ***** for all
eternity.
actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking the most vile
repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world. then realise
that
you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck Mel's.
take it all, *****!
I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
she had it good.
anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
Colin is everybody's *****. He's such a *****.
--
smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: atheists are off topic in atj |
01 Feb 2004 12:00:59 AM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101ouukmid8k8dc@corp.supernews.com...
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:uppo105d4tiomoemio0qnuipnkgt69jnak@4ax.com...
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<TkWSb.37637$Wa.32837@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote
in
Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
btw new rule in atj...
each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if your
posting
is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject
line.
it's
just common courtesy.
thanks.
how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting
off-topic
Is anything really off topic?
sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic. we all
believe
in
the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd all apply for
the
position!
I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse news and the
worst
news.
"good" news is that God does indeed exist.
bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same place: Hell.
worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's ***** for all
eternity.
actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking the most vile
repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world. then realise
that
you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck Mel's.
take it all, *****!
I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
she had it good.
anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
Colin is everybody's *****. He's such a *****.
he even emailed me asking if he could be my *****. I said no. there's an iq
prerequisite
.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: atheists are off topic in atj |
01 Feb 2004 12:41:12 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:vC0Tb.38125$Wa.26255@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
:
: "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: news:101ouukmid8k8dc@corp.supernews.com...
: >
: > "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > news:uppo105d4tiomoemio0qnuipnkgt69jnak@4ax.com...
: > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > > <TkWSb.37637$Wa.32837@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: > > >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > > >> On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in
: > > >> >"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
: message
: > > >> >> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > > >> >> > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ>
wrote
: > in
: > > >> >> > >Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: > > >> >> > >they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: > > >> >> > >you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still
trainable.
: > > >> >> > don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
: > > >> >> > btw new rule in atj...
: > > >> >> > each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if
your
: > > >posting
: > > >> >> > is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject
: line.
: > > >it's
: > > >> >> > just common courtesy.
: > > >> >> > thanks.
: > > >> >> how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting
: > > >off-topic
: > > >> >Is anything really off topic?
: > > >> sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic. we all
: believe
: > in
: > > >> the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd all apply for
: the
: > > >> position!
: > > >> I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
: > > >> I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse news and the
: > worst
: > > >> news.
: > > >> "good" news is that God does indeed exist.
: > > >> bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
: > > >> worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same place:
Hell.
: > > >> worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's ***** for
all
: > > >> eternity.
: > > >> actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking the most
vile
: > > >> repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world. then
realise
: > that
: > > >> you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck Mel's.
: > > >> take it all, *****!
: > > >I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
: > >
: > > she had it good.
: > >
: > > anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
: >
: > Colin is everybody's *****. He's such a *****.
:
: he even emailed me asking if he could be my *****. I said no. there's an
iq
: prerequisite
:
I understand why you replied that you prefer yer bitches dumb...
after all... that's the same quality that attracted me to you
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: atheists are off topic in atj |
01 Feb 2004 12:57:23 AM |
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"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
news:wc1Tb.30265$9k7.566588@news.xtra.co.nz...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:vC0Tb.38125$Wa.26255@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
:
: "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: news:101ouukmid8k8dc@corp.supernews.com...
: >
: > "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > news:uppo105d4tiomoemio0qnuipnkgt69jnak@4ax.com...
: > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > > <TkWSb.37637$Wa.32837@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: > > >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > > >> On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote
in
: > > >> >"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
: message
: > > >> >> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > > >> >> > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ>
wrote
: > in
: > > >> >> > >Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: > > >> >> > >they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: > > >> >> > >you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still
trainable.
: > > >> >> > don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
: > > >> >> > btw new rule in atj...
: > > >> >> > each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if
your
: > > >posting
: > > >> >> > is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject
: line.
: > > >it's
: > > >> >> > just common courtesy.
: > > >> >> > thanks.
: > > >> >> how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about
posting
: > > >off-topic
: > > >> >Is anything really off topic?
: > > >> sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic. we all
: believe
: > in
: > > >> the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd all apply
for
: the
: > > >> position!
: > > >> I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
: > > >> I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse news and
the
: > worst
: > > >> news.
: > > >> "good" news is that God does indeed exist.
: > > >> bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
: > > >> worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same place:
Hell.
: > > >> worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's ***** for
all
: > > >> eternity.
: > > >> actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking the most
vile
: > > >> repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world. then
realise
: > that
: > > >> you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck Mel's.
: > > >> take it all, *****!
: > > >I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
: > >
: > > she had it good.
: > >
: > > anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
: >
: > Colin is everybody's *****. He's such a *****.
:
: he even emailed me asking if he could be my *****. I said no. there's an
iq
: prerequisite
:
I understand why you replied that you prefer yer bitches dumb...
after all... that's the same quality that attracted me to you
that's one I've never heard before <yawn>
you should rent yourself out as a sedative/laxative
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: atheists are off topic in atj |
01 Feb 2004 01:17:53 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:nr1Tb.38219$Wa.25065@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
:
: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:wc1Tb.30265$9k7.566588@news.xtra.co.nz...
: >
: > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > news:vC0Tb.38125$Wa.26255@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > :
: > : "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: > : news:101ouukmid8k8dc@corp.supernews.com...
: > : >
: > : > "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > news:uppo105d4tiomoemio0qnuipnkgt69jnak@4ax.com...
: > : > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > : > > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > : > > <TkWSb.37637$Wa.32837@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: > : > > >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > > >> On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ>
wrote
: in
: > : > > >> >"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
: > : message
: > : > > >> >> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > > >> >> > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ>
: > wrote
: > : > in
: > : > > >> >> > >Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: > : > > >> >> > >they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: > : > > >> >> > >you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still
: > trainable.
: > : > > >> >> > don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
: > : > > >> >> > btw new rule in atj...
: > : > > >> >> > each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject.
if
: > your
: > : > > >posting
: > : > > >> >> > is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the
subject
: > : line.
: > : > > >it's
: > : > > >> >> > just common courtesy.
: > : > > >> >> > thanks.
: > : > > >> >> how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about
: posting
: > : > > >off-topic
: > : > > >> >Is anything really off topic?
: > : > > >> sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic. we all
: > : believe
: > : > in
: > : > > >> the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd all apply
: for
: > : the
: > : > > >> position!
: > : > > >> I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
: > : > > >> I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse news and
: the
: > : > worst
: > : > > >> news.
: > : > > >> "good" news is that God does indeed exist.
: > : > > >> bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
: > : > > >> worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same place:
: > Hell.
: > : > > >> worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's *****
for
: > all
: > : > > >> eternity.
: > : > > >> actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking the most
: > vile
: > : > > >> repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world. then
: > realise
: > : > that
: > : > > >> you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck Mel's.
: > : > > >> take it all, *****!
: > : > > >I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
: > : > >
: > : > > she had it good.
: > : > >
: > : > > anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
: > : >
: > : > Colin is everybody's *****. He's such a *****.
: > :
: > : he even emailed me asking if he could be my *****. I said no. there's
an
: > iq
: > : prerequisite
: > :
: >
: >
: > I understand why you replied that you prefer yer bitches dumb...
: > after all... that's the same quality that attracted me to you
:
: that's one I've never heard before <yawn>
....<yawn>... Couldn't you find an original way to say that?
: you should rent yourself out as a sedative/laxative
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I give you the shits..... LoLoL
.
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: atheists are off topic in atj |
01 Feb 2004 01:24:49 AM |
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"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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:
: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:wc1Tb.30265$9k7.566588@news.xtra.co.nz...
: >
: > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > news:vC0Tb.38125$Wa.26255@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > :
: > : "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: > : news:101ouukmid8k8dc@corp.supernews.com...
: > : >
: > : > "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > news:uppo105d4tiomoemio0qnuipnkgt69jnak@4ax.com...
: > : > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > : > > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > : > > <TkWSb.37637$Wa.32837@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: > : > > >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > > >> On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ>
wrote
: in
: > : > > >> >"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote
in
: > : message
: > : > > >> >> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > > >> >> > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby"
<CLOWN@ATJ>
: > wrote
: > : > in
: > : > > >> >> > >Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: > : > > >> >> > >they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: > : > > >> >> > >you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still
: > trainable.
: > : > > >> >> > don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
: > : > > >> >> > btw new rule in atj...
: > : > > >> >> > each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject.
if
: > your
: > : > > >posting
: > : > > >> >> > is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the
subject
: > : line.
: > : > > >it's
: > : > > >> >> > just common courtesy.
: > : > > >> >> > thanks.
: > : > > >> >> how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about
: posting
: > : > > >off-topic
: > : > > >> >Is anything really off topic?
: > : > > >> sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic. we
all
: > : believe
: > : > in
: > : > > >> the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd all
apply
: for
: > : the
: > : > > >> position!
: > : > > >> I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
: > : > > >> I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse news
and
: the
: > : > worst
: > : > > >> news.
: > : > > >> "good" news is that God does indeed exist.
: > : > > >> bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
: > : > > >> worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same
place:
: > Hell.
: > : > > >> worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's *****
for
: > all
: > : > > >> eternity.
: > : > > >> actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking the
most
: > vile
: > : > > >> repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world. then
: > realise
: > : > that
: > : > > >> you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck Mel's.
: > : > > >> take it all, *****!
: > : > > >I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
: > : > >
: > : > > she had it good.
: > : > >
: > : > > anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
: > : >
: > : > Colin is everybody's *****. He's such a *****.
: > :
: > : he even emailed me asking if he could be my *****. I said no.
there's
an
: > iq
: > : prerequisite
: > :
: >
: >
: > I understand why you replied that you prefer yer bitches dumb...
: > after all... that's the same quality that attracted me to you
:
: that's one I've never heard before <yawn>
...<yawn>... Couldn't you find an original way to say that?
no, that pretty much says it all. don't want to make it too complicated for
you
: you should rent yourself out as a sedative/laxative
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I give you the shits..... LoLoL
you wish, faecophile
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: atheists are off topic in atj |
01 Feb 2004 01:28:06 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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:
: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:XK1Tb.30294$9k7.566961@news.xtra.co.nz...
: >
: > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > news:nr1Tb.38219$Wa.25065@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > :
: > : "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: > : news:wc1Tb.30265$9k7.566588@news.xtra.co.nz...
: > : >
: > : > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
: > : > news:vC0Tb.38125$Wa.26255@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > : > :
: > : > : "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: > : > : news:101ouukmid8k8dc@corp.supernews.com...
: > : > : >
: > : > : > "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > news:uppo105d4tiomoemio0qnuipnkgt69jnak@4ax.com...
: > : > : > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > : > : > > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > > <TkWSb.37637$Wa.32837@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: > : > : > > >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > > >> On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ>
: > wrote
: > : in
: > : > : > > >> >"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>
wrote
: in
: > : > : message
: > : > : > > >> >> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > > >> >> > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby"
: <CLOWN@ATJ>
: > : > wrote
: > : > : > in
: > : > : > > >> >> > >Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: > : > : > > >> >> > >they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
: > : > : > > >> >> > >you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still
: > : > trainable.
: > : > : > > >> >> > don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's
cruel.
: > : > : > > >> >> > btw new rule in atj...
: > : > : > > >> >> > each posting must be in keeping with the thread
subject.
: > if
: > : > your
: > : > : > > >posting
: > : > : > > >> >> > is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the
: > subject
: > : > : line.
: > : > : > > >it's
: > : > : > > >> >> > just common courtesy.
: > : > : > > >> >> > thanks.
: > : > : > > >> >> how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about
: > : posting
: > : > : > > >off-topic
: > : > : > > >> >Is anything really off topic?
: > : > : > > >> sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic. we
: all
: > : > : believe
: > : > : > in
: > : > : > > >> the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd all
: apply
: > : for
: > : > : the
: > : > : > > >> position!
: > : > : > > >> I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
: > : > : > > >> I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse news
: and
: > : the
: > : > : > worst
: > : > : > > >> news.
: > : > : > > >> "good" news is that God does indeed exist.
: > : > : > > >> bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
: > : > : > > >> worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same
: place:
: > : > Hell.
: > : > : > > >> worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's
*****
: > for
: > : > all
: > : > : > > >> eternity.
: > : > : > > >> actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking the
: most
: > : > vile
: > : > : > > >> repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world.
then
: > : > realise
: > : > : > that
: > : > : > > >> you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck Mel's.
: > : > : > > >> take it all, *****!
: > : > : > > >I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
: > : > : > >
: > : > : > > she had it good.
: > : > : > >
: > : > : > > anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
: > : > : >
: > : > : > Colin is everybody's *****. He's such a *****.
: > : > :
: > : > : he even emailed me asking if he could be my *****. I said no.
: there's
: > an
: > : > iq
: > : > : prerequisite
: > : > :
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > I understand why you replied that you prefer yer bitches dumb...
: > : > after all... that's the same quality that attracted me to you
: > :
: > : that's one I've never heard before <yawn>
: >
: > ...<yawn>... Couldn't you find an original way to say that?
:
: no, that pretty much says it all. don't want to make it too complicated
for
: you
:
: >
: > : you should rent yourself out as a sedative/laxative
: >
: > BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
: >
: > I give you the shits..... LoLoL
:
: you wish, faecophile
Wow.... a back peddle with a <snork> compliment
I've never seen that before <yawn>
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: atheists are off topic in atj |
01 Feb 2004 01:43:47 AM |
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"ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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:
: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:XK1Tb.30294$9k7.566961@news.xtra.co.nz...
: >
: > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > news:nr1Tb.38219$Wa.25065@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > :
: > : "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: > : news:wc1Tb.30265$9k7.566588@news.xtra.co.nz...
: > : >
: > : > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
: > : > news:vC0Tb.38125$Wa.26255@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > : > :
: > : > : "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: > : > : news:101ouukmid8k8dc@corp.supernews.com...
: > : > : >
: > : > : > "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > news:uppo105d4tiomoemio0qnuipnkgt69jnak@4ax.com...
: > : > : > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > : > : > > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > > <TkWSb.37637$Wa.32837@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: > : > : > > >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > > >> On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby"
<CLOWN@ATJ>
: > wrote
: > : in
: > : > : > > >> >"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>
wrote
: in
: > : > : message
: > : > : > > >> >> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > > >> >> > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby"
: <CLOWN@ATJ>
: > : > wrote
: > : > : > in
: > : > : > > >> >> > >Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
: > : > : > > >> >> > >they can have a nice, juicy peach like me.
Besides,
: > : > : > > >> >> > >you're married and set in your ways, while I'm
still
: > : > trainable.
: > : > : > > >> >> > don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's
cruel.
: > : > : > > >> >> > btw new rule in atj...
: > : > : > > >> >> > each posting must be in keeping with the thread
subject.
: > if
: > : > your
: > : > : > > >posting
: > : > : > > >> >> > is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the
: > subject
: > : > : line.
: > : > : > > >it's
: > : > : > > >> >> > just common courtesy.
: > : > : > > >> >> > thanks.
: > : > : > > >> >> how boring. then you never get the exciting flames
about
: > : posting
: > : > : > > >off-topic
: > : > : > > >> >Is anything really off topic?
: > : > : > > >> sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic.
we
: all
: > : > : believe
: > : > : > in
: > : > : > > >> the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd all
: apply
: > : for
: > : > : the
: > : > : > > >> position!
: > : > : > > >> I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
: > : > : > > >> I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse
news
: and
: > : the
: > : > : > worst
: > : > : > > >> news.
: > : > : > > >> "good" news is that God does indeed exist.
: > : > : > > >> bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
: > : > : > > >> worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same
: place:
: > : > Hell.
: > : > : > > >> worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's
*****
: > for
: > : > all
: > : > : > > >> eternity.
: > : > : > > >> actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking
the
: most
: > : > vile
: > : > : > > >> repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world.
then
: > : > realise
: > : > : > that
: > : > : > > >> you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck
Mel's.
: > : > : > > >> take it all, *****!
: > : > : > > >I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
: > : > : > >
: > : > : > > she had it good.
: > : > : > >
: > : > : > > anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
: > : > : >
: > : > : > Colin is everybody's *****. He's such a *****.
: > : > :
: > : > : he even emailed me asking if he could be my *****. I said no.
: there's
: > an
: > : > iq
: > : > : prerequisite
: > : > :
: > : >
: > : >
: > : > I understand why you replied that you prefer yer bitches dumb...
: > : > after all... that's the same quality that attracted me to you
: > :
: > : that's one I've never heard before <yawn>
: >
: > ...<yawn>... Couldn't you find an original way to say that?
:
: no, that pretty much says it all. don't want to make it too complicated
for
: you
:
: >
: > : you should rent yourself out as a sedative/laxative
: >
: > BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
: >
: > I give you the shits..... LoLoL
:
: you wish, faecophile
Wow.... a back peddle with a <snork> compliment
I've never seen that before <yawn>
so having none but your hand does send you blind...
.
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: atheists are off topic in atj |
01 Feb 2004 01:51:41 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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:
: "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: news:sU1Tb.30304$9k7.566839@news.xtra.co.nz...
: >
: > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > news:5R1Tb.38253$Wa.13992@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > :
: > : "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: > : news:XK1Tb.30294$9k7.566961@news.xtra.co.nz...
: > : >
: > : > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
message
: > : > news:nr1Tb.38219$Wa.25065@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > : > :
: > : > : "ur_droll" <wonton@cbt.co.au> wrote in message
: > : > : news:wc1Tb.30265$9k7.566588@news.xtra.co.nz...
: > : > : >
: > : > : > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in
: > message
: > : > : > news:vC0Tb.38125$Wa.26255@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: > : > : > :
: > : > : > : "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: > : > : > : news:101ouukmid8k8dc@corp.supernews.com...
: > : > : > : >
: > : > : > : > "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > : > news:uppo105d4tiomoemio0qnuipnkgt69jnak@4ax.com...
: > : > : > : > > On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
: > : > : > : > > <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > : > > <TkWSb.37637$Wa.32837@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
: > : > : > : > > >"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > : > > >> On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby"
: <CLOWN@ATJ>
: > : > wrote
: > : > : in
: > : > : > : > > >> >"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>
: > wrote
: > : in
: > : > : > : message
: > : > : > : > > >> >> "Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
: > : > : > : > > >> >> > On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby"
: > : <CLOWN@ATJ>
: > : > : > wrote
: > : > : > : > in
: > : > : > : > > >> >> > >Why would they want a dried up prune like you
when
: > : > : > : > > >> >> > >they can have a nice, juicy peach like me.
: Besides,
: > : > : > : > > >> >> > >you're married and set in your ways, while I'm
: still
: > : > : > trainable.
: > : > : > : > > >> >> > don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's
: > cruel.
: > : > : > : > > >> >> > btw new rule in atj...
: > : > : > : > > >> >> > each posting must be in keeping with the thread
: > subject.
: > : > if
: > : > : > your
: > : > : > : > > >posting
: > : > : > : > > >> >> > is off topic to the thread subject, please alter
the
: > : > subject
: > : > : > : line.
: > : > : > : > > >it's
: > : > : > : > > >> >> > just common courtesy.
: > : > : > : > > >> >> > thanks.
: > : > : > : > > >> >> how boring. then you never get the exciting flames
: about
: > : > : posting
: > : > : > : > > >off-topic
: > : > : > : > > >> >Is anything really off topic?
: > : > : > : > > >> sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic.
: we
: > : all
: > : > : > : believe
: > : > : > : > in
: > : > : > : > > >> the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd
all
: > : apply
: > : > : for
: > : > : > : the
: > : > : > : > > >> position!
: > : > : > : > > >> I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
: > : > : > : > > >> I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse
: news
: > : and
: > : > : the
: > : > : > : > worst
: > : > : > : > > >> news.
: > : > : > : > > >> "good" news is that God does indeed exist.
: > : > : > : > > >> bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
: > : > : > : > > >> worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same
: > : place:
: > : > : > Hell.
: > : > : > : > > >> worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's
: > *****
: > : > for
: > : > : > all
: > : > : > : > > >> eternity.
: > : > : > : > > >> actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking
: the
: > : most
: > : > : > vile
: > : > : > : > > >> repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world.
: > then
: > : > : > realise
: > : > : > : > that
: > : > : > : > > >> you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck
: Mel's.
: > : > : > : > > >> take it all, *****!
: > : > : > : > > >I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
: > : > : > : > >
: > : > : > : > > she had it good.
: > : > : > : > >
: > : > : > : > > anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
: > : > : > : >
: > : > : > : > Colin is everybody's *****. He's such a *****.
: > : > : > :
: > : > : > : he even emailed me asking if he could be my *****. I said no.
: > : there's
: > : > an
: > : > : > iq
: > : > : > : prerequisite
: > : > : > :
: > : > : >
: > : > : >
: > : > : > I understand why you replied that you prefer yer bitches dumb...
: > : > : > after all... that's the same quality that attracted me to you
: > : > :
: > : > : that's one I've never heard before <yawn>
: > : >
: > : > ...<yawn>... Couldn't you find an original way to say that?
: > :
: > : no, that pretty much says it all. don't want to make it too
complicated
: > for
: > : you
: > :
: > : >
: > : > : you should rent yourself out as a sedative/laxative
: > : >
: > : > BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
: > : >
: > : > I give you the shits..... LoLoL
: > :
: > : you wish, faecophile
: >
: > Wow.... a back peddle with a <snork> compliment
: >
: > I've never seen that before <yawn>
:
: so having none but your hand does send you blind...
yer stretching
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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she had it good.
anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
Colin is everybody's *****. He's such a *****.
he even emailed me asking if he could be my *****. I said no. there's an
iq
prerequisite
His single digit one just isn't up to standards.
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01 Feb 2004 02:19:45 AM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 21:06:29 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
<101ouukmid8k8dc@corp.supernews.com>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 18:55:43 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote
Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
btw new rule in atj...
each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if your
posting
is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject line.
it's
just common courtesy.
thanks.
how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting
off-topic
Is anything really off topic?
sure. atheists posting in atj are definitely off topic. we all believe
in
the Devil here. heck, if the Devil didn't exist, we'd all apply for the
position!
I want dibs on the welcoming committee.
I'd give them the "good" news, the bad news, the worse news and the
worst news.
"good" news is that God does indeed exist.
bad news is that God fucking hates your fucking guts.
worse news is that when you die, you all go to the same place: Hell.
worst news is that Hell involves everyone sucking Mel's ***** for all
eternity.
actually it gets even worse than that. picture sucking the most vile
repulsive slimy festering pus oozing ***** in the world. then realise
that you'd actually beg to suck that one rather than suck Mel's.
take it all, *****!
I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
she had it good.
anyway, Colin's my ***** now.
Colin is everybody's *****. He's such a *****.
you don't know Colin like I know him. he has a very talented tongue.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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31 Jan 2004 04:58:56 PM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:gnhm10du4fm4r2kn70i8cirqf0fbfj32pk@4ax.com...
take it all, *****!
I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
Unlike Mel, she was actually human.
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| User: "Jules" |
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31 Jan 2004 05:33:45 PM |
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Alan wrote:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:gnhm10du4fm4r2kn70i8cirqf0fbfj32pk@4ax.com...
take it all, *****!
I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
Unlike Mel, she was actually human.
and fertile.
Jule§
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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31 Jan 2004 05:44:44 PM |
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"Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
news:401C3B58.1DA0CF4F@optusnet.com.au...
Alan wrote:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:gnhm10du4fm4r2kn70i8cirqf0fbfj32pk@4ax.com...
take it all, *****!
I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
Unlike Mel, she was actually human.
and fertile.
and obviously the recipient of a lobotomy. or else very confused
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| User: "Zoogar, ruler of the Zerg" |
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31 Jan 2004 11:57:44 PM |
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the cutest atheist wrote:
"Jules" <jasmac@optusnet.com.au> wrote in message
Alan wrote:
On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 22:52:35 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
take it all, *****!
I still can't figure out why your wife left you...
Unlike Mel, she was actually human.
and fertile.
and obviously the recipient of a lobotomy. or else very confused
she was a sucker for my *****.
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http://www.atjfaq.com/
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| User: "Mel" |
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31 Jan 2004 03:29:26 PM |
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On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 00:24:24 GMT, "the cutest atheist"
<herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
<YACSb.36481$Wa.34729@news-server.bigpond.net.au>:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in
Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
btw new rule in atj...
each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if your posting
is off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject line. it's just
common courtesy.
thanks.
how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting off-topic
if there are going to be any exciting flames in atj, it will only be because
I allowed it to happen.
Mel is God of ATJ.
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smash yer modem, reboot, kill yerself
Mel the Defiler
member, ATJ regs
webmaster of atjfaq.com
http://www.atjfaq.com/faq.php
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| User: "Keith E." |
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| Title: Re: Mozzie gives them hope |
30 Jan 2004 09:12:52 PM |
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Sat, 31 Jan 2004 00:24:24 GMT was a day just like any other,
until "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>
wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:t8ol10h21sh1it3hd0ooqqqgs1rc85v1ar@4ax.com...
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in
message
<101l8i0chgsqc3a@corp.supernews.com>:
Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
btw new rule in atj...
each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if your posting
is
off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject line. it's just
common courtesy.
thanks.
how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting off-topic
atj is never _on_ topic.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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30 Jan 2004 09:35:17 PM |
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"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:d3c521f7ee6ddfd462ac1f5f09b26a37@news.1usenet.com...
Sat, 31 Jan 2004 00:24:24 GMT was a day just like any other,
until "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>
wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:t8ol10h21sh1it3hd0ooqqqgs1rc85v1ar@4ax.com...
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in
message
<101l8i0chgsqc3a@corp.supernews.com>:
Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
btw new rule in atj...
each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if your
posting
is
off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject line. it's
just
common courtesy.
thanks.
how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting
off-topic
atj is never _on_ topic.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
Damn, now I got to 'poligize to that cute little bint.
I claim ignorance of youth.
(bet I hook a few with that)
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Mozzie gives them hope |
30 Jan 2004 10:54:30 PM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101m8nmehnksj0d@corp.supernews.com...
"Keith E." <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote in message
news:d3c521f7ee6ddfd462ac1f5f09b26a37@news.1usenet.com...
Sat, 31 Jan 2004 00:24:24 GMT was a day just like any other,
until "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com>
wrote:
"Mel" <mel@atj.faq.com> wrote in message
news:t8ol10h21sh1it3hd0ooqqqgs1rc85v1ar@4ax.com...
On Fri, 30 Jan 2004 11:26:04 -0700, "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in
message
<101l8i0chgsqc3a@corp.supernews.com>:
Why would they want a dried up prune like you when
they can have a nice, juicy peach like me. Besides,
you're married and set in your ways, while I'm still trainable.
don't give them hope like that. it's wrong, it's cruel.
btw new rule in atj...
each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if your
posting
is
off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject line. it's
just
common courtesy.
thanks.
how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting
off-topic
atj is never _on_ topic.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
Damn, now I got to 'poligize to that cute little bint.
me??
I claim ignorance of youth.
(bet I hook a few with that)
maybe. how old are you?
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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| Title: Re: Mozzie gives them hope |
31 Jan 2004 02:03:16 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ayGSb.36851$Wa.19714@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101m8nmehnksj0d@corp.supernews.com...
btw new rule in atj...
each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if your
posting
is
off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject line.
it's
just
common courtesy.
thanks.
how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting
off-topic
atj is never _on_ topic.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
Damn, now I got to 'poligize to that cute little bint.
me??
Yes. I must apoligize for telling you nothing is
off topic at ATJ. I have been corrected by my
elder.
I claim ignorance of youth.
(bet I hook a few with that)
maybe. how old are you?
Guess you weren't hooked up with some of the ATJ
strings when I was being questioned by adults and
gave them information. I will have completed a year
of college before I turn 18. Old enough to be nasty,
young enough to be trained. But I look 21-22.
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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31 Jan 2004 04:55:03 PM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101o2k4ln4q4k7c@corp.supernews.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:ayGSb.36851$Wa.19714@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101m8nmehnksj0d@corp.supernews.com...
btw new rule in atj...
each posting must be in keeping with the thread subject. if your
posting
is
off topic to the thread subject, please alter the subject line.
it's
just
common courtesy.
thanks.
how boring. then you never get the exciting flames about posting
off-topic
atj is never _on_ topic.
--
Keith E.
Excrementum casus
Damn, now I got to 'poligize to that cute little bint.
me??
Yes. I must apoligize for telling you nothing is
off topic at ATJ. I have been corrected by my
elder.
***** the elders, I always say
I claim ignorance of youth.
(bet I hook a few with that)
maybe. how old are you?
Guess you weren't hooked up with some of the ATJ
strings when I was being questioned by adults and
gave them information. I will have completed a year
of college before I turn 18.
studying what?
Old enough to be nasty,
young enough to be trained. But I look 21-22.
funny, I'm twenty three and people swear I look 16
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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31 Jan 2004 07:35:13 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bnWSb.37638$Wa.24220@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Damn, now I got to 'poligize to that cute little bint.
me??
Yes. I must apoligize for telling you nothing is
off topic at ATJ. I have been corrected by my
elder.
***** the elders, I always say
I find them interesting. After all, who wants to
hang around with a bunch of 16 and 17 year olds?
I claim ignorance of youth.
(bet I hook a few with that)
maybe. how old are you?
Guess you weren't hooked up with some of the ATJ
strings when I was being questioned by adults and
gave them information. I will have completed a year
of college before I turn 18.
studying what?
Forensics is my major.
Old enough to be nasty,
young enough to be trained. But I look 21-22.
funny, I'm twenty three and people swear I look 16
Bet you look good naked, too. Uh, I mean, the young
lady I'm dating was shocked when she found out I'm
five years younger then her.
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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31 Jan 2004 08:09:33 PM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101om2o6gh53d5c@corp.supernews.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:bnWSb.37638$Wa.24220@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Damn, now I got to 'poligize to that cute little bint.
me??
Yes. I must apoligize for telling you nothing is
off topic at ATJ. I have been corrected by my
elder.
***** the elders, I always say
I find them interesting. After all, who wants to
hang around with a bunch of 16 and 17 year olds?
yeah, there's that
I claim ignorance of youth.
(bet I hook a few with that)
maybe. how old are you?
Guess you weren't hooked up with some of the ATJ
strings when I was being questioned by adults and
gave them information. I will have completed a year
of college before I turn 18.
studying what?
Forensics is my major.
nice
Old enough to be nasty,
young enough to be trained. But I look 21-22.
funny, I'm twenty three and people swear I look 16
Bet you look good naked, too.
yeahhhh. but that goes without saying really
Uh, I mean, the young
lady I'm dating was shocked when she found out I'm
five years younger then her.
not shocked enough to ditch you, I hope?
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| User: "MosZibby CLOWN@ATJ" |
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31 Jan 2004 10:16:18 PM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:xdZSb.37852$Wa.26176@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Guess you weren't hooked up with some of the ATJ
strings when I was being questioned by adults and
gave them information. I will have completed a year
of college before I turn 18.
studying what?
Forensics is my major.
nice
Never heard it described that way. Some of it can
be the opposite.
Old enough to be nasty,
young enough to be trained. But I look 21-22.
funny, I'm twenty three and people swear I look 16
Bet you look good naked, too.
yeahhhh. but that goes without saying really
Beauty and art in motion.
Uh, I mean, the young
lady I'm dating was shocked when she found out I'm
five years younger then her.
not shocked enough to ditch you, I hope?
Nope, she latched onto me last October.
When she found out my age, her comment was
(and I mean no offense): "Oh, God, I'm a baby raper."
Now I use the threat of turning her in unless we have
more sex. Vicious loop I have her trapped in.
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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01 Feb 2004 12:08:23 AM |
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"MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
news:101ovh4cbjdfn47@corp.supernews.com...
"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:xdZSb.37852$Wa.26176@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
Guess you weren't hooked up with some of the ATJ
strings when I was being questioned by adults and
gave them information. I will have completed a year
of college before I turn 18.
studying what?
Forensics is my major.
nice
Never heard it described that way. Some of it can
be the opposite.
true. but it's fascinating
Old enough to be nasty,
young enough to be trained. But I look 21-22.
funny, I'm twenty three and people swear I look 16
Bet you look good naked, too.
yeahhhh. but that goes without saying really
Beauty and art in motion.
guilty.
Uh, I mean, the young
lady I'm dating was shocked when she found out I'm
five years younger then her.
not shocked enough to ditch you, I hope?
Nope, she latched onto me last October.
When she found out my age, her comment was
(and I mean no offense): "Oh, God, I'm a baby raper."
Now I use the threat of turning her in unless we have
more sex. Vicious loop I have her trapped in.
good one. you would have made a fine lawyer, son...
if only the last 17 yo I dated had been that clever....na, actually I like
my 21 yo. he's so evil, he'd gobble up mel for breakfast
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| User: "ur_droll" |
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| Title: Re: Mozzie gives them hope |
01 Feb 2004 12:43:39 AM |
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"the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:rJ0Tb.38137$Wa.3703@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
:
: "MosZibby" <CLOWN@ATJ> wrote in message
: news:101ovh4cbjdfn47@corp.supernews.com...
: >
: > "the cutest atheist" <herdofnerd(remove)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
: > news:xdZSb.37852$Wa.26176@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
: >
: >
: >
: > > > > >
: > > > > > Guess you weren't hooked up with some of the ATJ
: > > > > > strings when I was being questioned by adults and
: > > > > > gave them information. I will have completed a year
: > > > > > of college before I turn 18.
: > > > >
: > > > > studying what?
: > > >
: > > > Forensics is my major.
: > >
: > > nice
: >
: > Never heard it described that way. Some of it can
: > be the opposite.
:
: true. but it's fascinating
:
: >
: > > > > Old enough to be nasty,
: > > > > > young enough to be trained. But I look 21-22.
: > > > >
: > > > > funny, I'm twenty three and people swear I look 16
: > > >
: > > > Bet you look good naked, too.
: > >
: > > yeahhhh. but that goes without saying really
: >
: > Beauty and art in motion.
:
: guilty.
:
: >
: >
: > > Uh, I mean, the young
: > > > lady I'm dating was shocked when she found out I'm
: > > > five years younger then her.
: > >
: > > not shocked enough to ditch you, I hope?
: >
: > Nope, she latched onto me last October.
: > When she found out my age, her comment was
: > (and I mean no offense): "Oh, God, I'm a baby raper."
: > Now I use the threat of turning her in unless we have
: > more sex. Vicious loop I have her trapped in.
:
: good one. you would have made a fine lawyer, son...
:
: if only the last 17 yo I dated had been that clever....na, actually I like
: my 21 yo. he's so evil, he'd gobble up mel for breakfast
Your boyfriend is a ***** sucker?.... <shrugs>... makes sense
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