On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:23:26 GMT, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com> wrote:

Rumplestiltskin wrote:

Nah! Not really Ms. DuhStefano. I just treat them as equals. Funny,
all through time that's what the bitches wanted, and now they finally
got it, they don't fuckin' like it. Go figger.

Maybe that's because you treat everyone like *****?

Ain't equality a *****?

[Default] On Mon, 18 Dec 2006 04:23:26 GMT, in the throes of an
autoerotic fantasy, peachy ashie passion
<exquisitepeach@hotmail.com>muttered:

Rumplestiltskin wrote:

Nah! Not really Ms. DuhStefano. I just treat them as equals. Funny,
all through time that's what the bitches wanted, and now they finally
got it, they don't fuckin' like it. Go figger.

Maybe that's because you treat everyone like *****?

peachy....have you considered that maybe I'm just contemptuous?

Nah! Not really Ms. DuhStefano. I just treat them as equals. Funny,
all through time that's what the bitches wanted, and now they finally
got it, they don't fuckin' like it. Go figger.

Maybe that's because you treat everyone like *****?

peachy....have you considered that maybe I'm just contemptuous?

peachy ashie passion wrote:

Rumplestiltskin wrote:

Nah! Not really Ms. DuhStefano. I just treat them as equals. Funny,
all through time that's what the bitches wanted, and now they finally
got it, they don't fuckin' like it. Go figger.

Maybe that's because you treat everyone like *****?

rump, the tribe has spoken. bring me your fuckingtorch.

On Sun, 17 Dec 2006 15:21:50 -0500, Keith E. <i.m.knot@aol.com> wrote:

There are feral cats all around here, and the fuckin' things are
wreaking havoc with the wild turkey population.
Kill 'em all!

About 15 years ago one of our neighbors moved and left their cat
behind. It was a female, she turned feral and then she became
pregnant. My wife spotted her and took pity on her and fed her. When
I asked my wife why in the word she would feed that cat my wife
explained that the cat was going to be a mother judging by the size of
her big belly and so my wife had taken pity on the cat and fed it. My
exact words to my wife were "We'll never get rid of it now".
After I ended up renting a humane cat trap twice from the county and
then buying one of my own we ended up trapping 29 cats in our backyard
over a three year period. The local songbird population had been
decimated by the feral mother and all her kittens during that time and
the feral cats actually beat up one of our dogs. My sons were still
young at the time and my wife was afraid to allow them to play in the
backyard. The feral mother actually escaped from the county's animal
control officers twice during that three years and it was only the
third time we'd trapped it that it was finally taken away. We trapped
the last of her kittens and that was the end of it.
Every time that cat got pregnant she showed up in our backyard looking
for a handout. My wife no longer feeds stray animals.

[Default] On 16 Dec 2006 15:20:34 -0800, in the throes of an
autoerotic fantasy, "Father Haskell"
<fatherhaskell@yahoo.com>muttered:

Douglas D. Anderson wrote:

Father Haskell wrote:

Ever eaten at McDonalds? You've eaten worse.

Seriously. Monkeys and dogs would be fine dining by
comparison.

My MD was almost ready to put me on medication to lower
cholesterol, (one of the popular stantin drugs no doubt)
when on a hunch I cut out all shrimp and shellfish, and
all eggs except those in other foods, such as mayonnaise,
potato salad, etc.. In 11 months my LDL went from 171 to
120, total cholesterol from 248 to 191. I wouldn't eat at
McDonald's unless I was starving and it was the last place
on earth. That propaganda about eggs not being bad for you
and your liver converting fat into cholesterol is a crock
of *****, because during the same time interval I continued
eating barbecued ribs, cheese, barbecued chicken and rib
steaks, etc., all with a nice tasty and substantial content
of saturated fat...it was the shrimp and eggs that did it,
and the high cholesterol shellfish. And the propaganda about
barbecue and colon polyps is a crock of ***** too, I eat
a lot of barbecue and had no polyps as of a few months ago,
(I'll post the video if I can get it from the doctor),
but I do use charcoal and never propane, it's got to be
the propane gas if there's a connection.

I will eat a cat if it's barbecued. Take barbecue from me,
and I'll plunge a red hot knife into my gut.

Depending where you are, I suppose. Locally they take a perfectly good
cut of meat, cook it 'til it's grey, mash it into porridge, then mix
it 50/50 with barbecue sauce. They call that barbecue. It's much like
eating pureed Spam. However, they also think John Boy and Billy are
funny, so that should say it all.

And speaking of cat. On one of my projects in the frozen north I was
invited to dinner by the waitress at the local bar. She and her
husband trapped besides their regular jobs. Aside from the big game
that were shot, bear, caribou, elk and moose, fish that were caught,
bass, pike and walleye, we had otter, muskrat, weasel, and....lynx. I
sampled everything on the menu except lynx. I'll eat *****, but just
couldn't bring myself to eat cat.

--
Rumplestiltskin is my name, and humpin' wimmen is my game.

[Default] On 16 Dec 2006 15:20:34 -0800, in the throes of an
autoerotic fantasy, "Father Haskell"
<fatherhaskell@yahoo.com>muttered:

Douglas D. Anderson wrote:

Father Haskell wrote:

Ever eaten at McDonalds? You've eaten worse.

Seriously. Monkeys and dogs would be fine dining by
comparison.

My MD was almost ready to put me on medication to lower
cholesterol, (one of the popular stantin drugs no doubt)
when on a hunch I cut out all shrimp and shellfish, and
all eggs except those in other foods, such as mayonnaise,
potato salad, etc.. In 11 months my LDL went from 171 to
120, total cholesterol from 248 to 191. I wouldn't eat at
McDonald's unless I was starving and it was the last place
on earth. That propaganda about eggs not being bad for you
and your liver converting fat into cholesterol is a crock
of *****, because during the same time interval I continued
eating barbecued ribs, cheese, barbecued chicken and rib
steaks, etc., all with a nice tasty and substantial content
of saturated fat...it was the shrimp and eggs that did it,
and the high cholesterol shellfish. And the propaganda about
barbecue and colon polyps is a crock of ***** too, I eat
a lot of barbecue and had no polyps as of a few months ago,
(I'll post the video if I can get it from the doctor),
but I do use charcoal and never propane, it's got to be
the propane gas if there's a connection.

I will eat a cat if it's barbecued. Take barbecue from me,
and I'll plunge a red hot knife into my gut.

Depending where you are, I suppose. Locally they take a perfectly good
cut of meat, cook it 'til it's grey, mash it into porridge, then mix
it 50/50 with barbecue sauce. They call that barbecue.

It's much like
eating pureed Spam. However, they also think John Boy and Billy are
funny, so that should say it all.

And speaking of cat. On one of my projects in the frozen north I was
invited to dinner by the waitress at the local bar. She and her
husband trapped besides their regular jobs. Aside from the big game
that were shot, bear, caribou, elk and moose, fish that were caught,
bass, pike and walleye, we had otter, muskrat, weasel, and....lynx. I
sampled everything on the menu except lynx. I'll eat *****, but just
couldn't bring myself to eat cat.

but I do use charcoal and never propane, it's got to be
the propane gas if there's a connection.

/cue 'Propane'
She don't mind she don't mind she don't mind....propane....
{apologies to Mr. Clapton}

Father Haskell wrote:

NASA should send up dwarves instead of 5'10" regular folks, anyway.
You can cut the human payload weight and use the weight savings for
more cargo. Life support requirements, such as food, oxygen, and
waste removal are lessened. Spacecraft themselves could be reduced
in size. If nothing else, you could send up bigger crews with the
same craft.

But then all those Little People would no longer be available for a
"Wizard of Oz" remake!

Father Haskell wrote:

NASA should send up dwarves instead of 5'10" regular folks, anyway.
You can cut the human payload weight and use the weight savings for
more cargo. Life support requirements, such as food, oxygen, and
waste removal are lessened. Spacecraft themselves could be reduced
in size. If nothing else, you could send up bigger crews with the
same craft.

But then all those Little People would no longer be available for a
"Wizard of Oz" remake!