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"Sam" |
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14 Jan 2005 11:54:24 PM |
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new atheist |
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
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| User: "Claytibardfarst" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 06:52:03 AM |
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"Sam" <srcarruth@yahoo.NO.SPAM.com> wrote in message
news:QYYFd.10557$wZ2.9222@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Pay attention and learn!
Oh...and if you are yet another Christer troll trying to pretend to be an
atheist...we will know very quickly and expose you.
Otherwise...welcome to the monkey house! Grab your rubber chicken and
decoder ring from the supply hut.
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| User: "Sam" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 06:58:29 AM |
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Claytibardfarst wrote:
"Sam" <srcarruth@yahoo.NO.SPAM.com> wrote in message
news:QYYFd.10557$wZ2.9222@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Pay attention and learn!
Oh...and if you are yet another Christer troll trying to pretend to be an
atheist...we will know very quickly and expose you.
Otherwise...welcome to the monkey house! Grab your rubber chicken and
decoder ring from the supply hut.
rings? i dont need no stinkin decoder rings.
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
17 Jan 2005 06:56:16 PM |
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On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 00:58:29 -0600, Sam wrote
(in article <pa3Gd.1930$8Z1.1042@newssvr14.news.prodigy.com>):
Claytibardfarst wrote:
"Sam" <srcarruth@yahoo.NO.SPAM.com> wrote in message
news:QYYFd.10557$wZ2.9222@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com...
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Pay attention and learn!
Oh...and if you are yet another Christer troll trying to pretend to be an
atheist...we will know very quickly and expose you.
Otherwise...welcome to the monkey house! Grab your rubber chicken and
decoder ring from the supply hut.
rings? i dont need no stinkin decoder rings.
Of course not, all the best atheists have decoder weasels.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages
down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new
vocabulary."-James D. Nicoll
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
19 Jan 2005 06:53:58 AM |
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In article <QYYFd.10557$wZ2.9222@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>,
Sam <srcarruth@yahoo.NO.SPAM.com> wrote:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Hi Sam! Welcome.
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John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 12:25:59 AM |
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On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Yowsa, our man on the inside! Welcome!
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 05:46:07 AM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 18:25:59 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Yowsa, our man on the inside! Welcome!
HEY!!!! No exposing EAC agents!!!! Not that we have them, of course.
But, if we did...and we don't, not that there is a "we," per se, "we"
need to be a little more careful about exposing "them"....and by "we,"
and "them" I mean "nobody." Just remember to attend the next
meeting...if we had them...which we don't. At least read the next
memo, which doesn't exist!
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zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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| User: "Sam" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 12:49:42 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Yowsa, our man on the inside! Welcome!
i used to worry they would change my mind. now i just wish that (for
once!) they would cancel a sunday so i could sleep in.
donuts are good, tho, top o' the line, purchased by a Physicist.
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| User: "chibiabos" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 02:19:48 AM |
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In article <GMZFd.11475$5R.1673@newssvr21.news.prodigy.com>, Sam
<srcarruth@yahoo.NO.SPAM.com> wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Yowsa, our man on the inside! Welcome!
i used to worry they would change my mind. now i just wish that (for
once!) they would cancel a sunday so i could sleep in.
ROTFLMAO!! I do believe that's the funniest thing I've read here in
moons.
donuts are good, tho, top o' the line, purchased by a Physicist.
Krispy Kreme?
-chib
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Member of S.M.A.S.H.
Sarcastic Middle-aged Atheists with a Sense of Humor
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| User: "Sam" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 02:36:11 AM |
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donuts are good, tho, top o' the line, purchased by a Physicist.
Krispy Kreme?
-chib
Unmarked Pink Box...
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 04:02:17 AM |
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On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
donuts are good, tho, top o' the line, purchased by a Physicist.
Krispy Kreme?
-chib
Unmarked Pink Box...
You do realize those are probably EAC donuts.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "Fatman" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 11:44:07 AM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
donuts are good, tho, top o' the line, purchased by a Physicist.
Krispy Kreme?
-chib
Unmarked Pink Box...
You do realize those are probably EAC donuts.
<interrupting>
THOSE DO NOT EXIST!!!!!
Vic, can I have a word with ya for a second over here?
Thanks..............
Fatman
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I am not an EAC commando. There is no such thing. I always stand in
dark places ready to "Go".
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
19 Jan 2005 03:34:04 AM |
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On 15 Jan 2005 11:44:07 GMT, "Fatman" <me@privacy.net> wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
donuts are good, tho, top o' the line, purchased by a Physicist.
Krispy Kreme?
-chib
Unmarked Pink Box...
You do realize those are probably EAC donuts.
<interrupting>
THOSE DO NOT EXIST!!!!!
Vic, can I have a word with ya for a second over here?
Thanks..............
sounds of a wall-to-wall counseling session ensue.....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "sanguinevikings" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 02:12:11 AM |
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Sam wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church.
they are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big
budgets, tho.
Yowsa, our man on the inside! Welcome!
i used to worry they would change my mind. now i just wish that (for
once!) they would cancel a sunday so i could sleep in.
donuts are good, tho, top o' the line, purchased by a Physicist.
If you can't eat a whole one, it's a particle accelerator.
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| User: "Sam" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 02:33:42 AM |
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sanguinevikings wrote:
Sam wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church.
they are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big
budgets, tho.
Yowsa, our man on the inside! Welcome!
i used to worry they would change my mind. now i just wish that (for
once!) they would cancel a sunday so i could sleep in.
donuts are good, tho, top o' the line, purchased by a Physicist.
If you can't eat a whole one, it's a particle accelerator.
that would explain the neutrinos on my toothbrush
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 07:01:22 AM |
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On Sat, 15 Jan 2005 02:33:42 GMT, Sam <srcarruth@yahoo.NO.SPAM.com>
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly
proclaimed the following
that would explain the neutrinos on my toothbrush
As the great boxer and particle physicist Roberto Duran exclaimed, "No
mas!"
Geek joke.
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Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "FreeThink" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 05:52:43 AM |
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Sam wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church.
they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets,
tho.
Yowsa, our man on the inside! Welcome!
i used to worry they would change my mind. now i just wish that (for
once!) they would cancel a sunday so i could sleep in.
donuts are good, tho, top o' the line, purchased by a Physicist.
If you persist in asking a lot of logical questions they will
eventually kick out out. Then you won't have to hurt anybodys feelings.
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| User: "Sam" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 06:25:47 AM |
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FreeThink wrote:
Sam wrote:
Vic Sagerquist wrote:
On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church.
they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets,
tho.
Yowsa, our man on the inside! Welcome!
i used to worry they would change my mind. now i just wish that (for
once!) they would cancel a sunday so i could sleep in.
donuts are good, tho, top o' the line, purchased by a Physicist.
If you persist in asking a lot of logical questions they will
eventually kick out out. Then you won't have to hurt anybodys feelings.
i need the money. i just have to smoke more pot and it evens out.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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15 Jan 2005 07:24:04 AM |
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On 14 Jan 2005, Sam dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
If you persist in asking a lot of logical questions they will
eventually kick out out. Then you won't have to hurt anybodys
feelings.
i need the money. i just have to smoke more pot and it evens out.
My college roommate had a religion class at 8am one semester. One
morning before he left for class I distinctly heard a bong bubbling
away...
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
--------
Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people
you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place? --George Carlin
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 09:56:34 AM |
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On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 23:54:24 GMT, Sam <srcarruth@yahoo.NO.SPAM.com>
wrote:
hello, i'm sam.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Reel 'em in my man ;-)
atheist@home#1554
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| User: "Sam" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 10:16:10 AM |
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wrote:
On Fri, 14 Jan 2005 23:54:24 GMT, Sam <srcarruth@yahoo.NO.SPAM.com>
wrote:
hello, i'm sam.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Reel 'em in my man ;-)
atheist@home#1554
no way, i gotta feed the meter, my friend. when this bush economy lifts
i'll head for greener pastures of plenty but for now...
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| User: "navi-gater" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 02:05:36 PM |
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Sam <srcarruth@yahoo.NO.SPAM.com> wrote in news:QYYFd.10557$wZ2.9222
@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Funny and saddening...A little like Eminem perhaps?
Anyway were you already a "skeptic" or have you become so after working
there?
gater.
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| User: "John Popelish" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
15 Jan 2005 03:55:19 AM |
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Sam wrote:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church. they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets, tho.
Welcome aboard.
--
John Popelish
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| User: "Andrew Lias" |
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| Title: Re: new atheist |
19 Jan 2005 04:21:38 AM |
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Sam wrote:
hello, i'm sam. new to the group. i work part time in a church.
they
are funny. and very, very saddening. mostly funny. big budgets,
tho.
Welcome aboard, Sam. Make sure to don your flame retardant suit.
--
Andrew Lias
http://andrewlias.blogspot.com
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