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Religions > Atheism |
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"Les Hemmings" |
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21 Dec 2005 01:36:59 AM |
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New Atheist Number! |
"I'd like to thank my parents for having me, their parents for having them.
And my partner, dog, budgie and lizard for helping me reach the lofty
heights and this award. (sniffle) Thank you all so much for the honour.....
blah blah blah ... my co workers, their parents, the doughnut shop on the
corner (sniffle) ..... blah blah blah ... the guy who drive the limo, the
mechanics, the gardner.. (sniffle) blah blah
blah......................................................
Les (sniffle... ;o)
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Remove Frontal Lobes to reply.
http://armsofmorpheus.blogspot.com/
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little
temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
- Benjamin Franklin, 1759
Les Hemmings aa #2251 SA
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: New Atheist Number! |
21 Dec 2005 10:00:44 AM |
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"Les Hemmings" <les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:40sf0oF1bv2d9U1@individual.net...
"I'd like to thank my parents for having me, their parents for having
them. And my partner, dog, budgie and lizard for helping me reach the
lofty heights and this award. (sniffle) Thank you all so much for the
honour..... blah blah blah ... my co workers, their parents, the doughnut
shop on the corner (sniffle) ..... blah blah blah ... the guy who drive
the limo, the mechanics, the gardner.. (sniffle) blah blah
blah......................................................
<cue music>
Welcome aboard! They're just kidding when they tell you to eat the kittens
;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Gary Bohn" |
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| Title: Re: New Atheist Number! |
21 Dec 2005 12:51:41 PM |
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"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in
news:40tcf3F1bvnfkU1@individual.net:
"Les Hemmings" <les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:40sf0oF1bv2d9U1@individual.net...
"I'd like to thank my parents for having me, their parents for having
them. And my partner, dog, budgie and lizard for helping me reach the
lofty heights and this award. (sniffle) Thank you all so much for the
honour..... blah blah blah ... my co workers, their parents, the
doughnut shop on the corner (sniffle) ..... blah blah blah ... the
guy who drive the limo, the mechanics, the gardner.. (sniffle) blah
blah blah......................................................
<cue music>
Welcome. Remember, the EAC does not exist... the EAC does not
exist...the EAC does not exist...
Welcome aboard! They're just kidding when they tell you to eat the
kittens ;)
What? Why wasn't I told? It took me weeks to work the damn fur through
my system.
--
Gary Bohn
Science rationally modifies a theory to fit evidence, creationism
emotionally modifies evidence to fit a specific interpretation of the
bible.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: New Atheist Number! |
21 Dec 2005 11:01:49 AM |
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On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:00:44 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Les Hemmings" <les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:40sf0oF1bv2d9U1@individual.net...
"I'd like to thank my parents for having me, their parents for having
them. And my partner, dog, budgie and lizard for helping me reach the
lofty heights and this award. (sniffle) Thank you all so much for the
honour..... blah blah blah ... my co workers, their parents, the doughnut
shop on the corner (sniffle) ..... blah blah blah ... the guy who drive
the limo, the mechanics, the gardner.. (sniffle) blah blah
blah......................................................
<cue music>
Welcome aboard! They're just kidding when they tell you to eat the kittens
;)
Damnit...I wish *I* had known that...
Sorry," Boots"...sorry, "Whiskers"...wherever you are. :-(...
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: New Atheist Number! |
21 Dec 2005 01:55:17 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Robibnikoff
(witchypoo@broomstick.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
"Les Hemmings" <les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:40sf0oF1bv2d9U1@individual.net...
"I'd like to thank my parents for having me, their parents for having
them. And my partner, dog, budgie and lizard for helping me reach the
lofty heights and this award. (sniffle) Thank you all so much for the
honour..... blah blah blah ... my co workers, their parents, the
doughnut shop on the corner (sniffle) ..... blah blah blah ... the
guy who drive the limo, the mechanics, the gardner.. (sniffle) blah
blah blah......................................................
<cue music>
Welcome aboard! They're just kidding when they tell you to eat the
kittens ;)
I know. You're supposed to teach the kittens to masturbate.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors of
a catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving God while this same
God drowned infants in their cribs. - Sam Harris
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: New Atheist Number! |
21 Dec 2005 02:18:20 PM |
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"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97337934B6865vicman@216.196.97.136...
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Robibnikoff
(witchypoo@broomstick.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
"Les Hemmings" <les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:40sf0oF1bv2d9U1@individual.net...
"I'd like to thank my parents for having me, their parents for having
them. And my partner, dog, budgie and lizard for helping me reach the
lofty heights and this award. (sniffle) Thank you all so much for the
honour..... blah blah blah ... my co workers, their parents, the
doughnut shop on the corner (sniffle) ..... blah blah blah ... the
guy who drive the limo, the mechanics, the gardner.. (sniffle) blah
blah blah......................................................
<cue music>
Welcome aboard! They're just kidding when they tell you to eat the
kittens ;)
I know. You're supposed to teach the kittens to masturbate.
Eeeeeee!!!!!!
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: New Atheist Number! |
21 Dec 2005 06:49:21 PM |
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On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 15:18:20 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"Uncle Vic" <address@withheld.com> wrote in message
news:Xns97337934B6865vicman@216.196.97.136...
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Robibnikoff
(witchypoo@broomstick.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
"Les Hemmings" <les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:40sf0oF1bv2d9U1@individual.net...
"I'd like to thank my parents for having me, their parents for having
them. And my partner, dog, budgie and lizard for helping me reach the
lofty heights and this award. (sniffle) Thank you all so much for the
honour..... blah blah blah ... my co workers, their parents, the
doughnut shop on the corner (sniffle) ..... blah blah blah ... the
guy who drive the limo, the mechanics, the gardner.. (sniffle) blah
blah blah......................................................
<cue music>
Welcome aboard! They're just kidding when they tell you to eat the
kittens ;)
I know. You're supposed to teach the kittens to masturbate.
Eeeeeee!!!!!!
There's a mouse loose in the audience.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: New Atheist Number! |
21 Dec 2005 02:11:11 PM |
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On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 13:55:17 -0600, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Robibnikoff
(witchypoo@broomstick.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
"Les Hemmings" <les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net> wrote in message
news:40sf0oF1bv2d9U1@individual.net...
"I'd like to thank my parents for having me, their parents for having
them. And my partner, dog, budgie and lizard for helping me reach the
lofty heights and this award. (sniffle) Thank you all so much for the
honour..... blah blah blah ... my co workers, their parents, the
doughnut shop on the corner (sniffle) ..... blah blah blah ... the
guy who drive the limo, the mechanics, the gardner.. (sniffle) blah
blah blah......................................................
<cue music>
Welcome aboard! They're just kidding when they tell you to eat the
kittens ;)
I know. You're supposed to teach the kittens to masturbate.
Just remember...every time you kill a kitten...god masturbates.
I think we are all looking forward to the next coming of the lord.
--
zamboni #2139
BAAWA Assistant to the Vice-Administrator of Malevolence
EAC Tertiary Adjunct to the Dispenser of Obfuscation.
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| User: "Sanitys little helper" |
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| Title: Re: New Atheist Number! |
21 Dec 2005 03:23:31 AM |
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On Wed, 21 Dec 2005 07:36:59 -0000, Les Hemmings wrote:
"I'd like to thank my parents for having me, their parents for having them.
And my partner, dog, budgie and lizard for helping me reach the lofty
heights and this award. (sniffle) Thank you all so much for the honour.....
blah blah blah ... my co workers, their parents, the doughnut shop on the
corner (sniffle) ..... blah blah blah ... the guy who drive the limo, the
mechanics, the gardner.. (sniffle) blah blah
blah......................................................
Les (sniffle... ;o)
JG-DHC!, what's this one going to be like if he wins an AQOTM?
Congrats, anyway.
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Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow, we eat, drink and be merry.
D Silverman FLAHN, SMLAHN
AA #2208
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: New Atheist Number! |
21 Dec 2005 01:41:06 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Les Hemmings
(les.frontalclaire@lobesvirgin.net) made the light shine upon us with
this:
"I'd like to thank my parents for having me, their parents for having
them. And my partner, dog, budgie and lizard for helping me reach the
lofty heights and this award. (sniffle) Thank you all so much for the
honour..... blah blah blah ... my co workers, their parents, the
doughnut shop on the corner (sniffle) ..... blah blah blah ... the
guy who drive the limo, the mechanics, the gardner.. (sniffle) blah
blah blah......................................................
Les (sniffle... ;o)
Les Hemmings aa #2251 SA
You're required to drink that many beers between now and New Year's, ya
know. To prove yourself worthy...
Cheers!
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
-----
Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors of
a catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving God while this same
God drowned infants in their cribs. - Sam Harris
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