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Religions > Atheism |
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"Harlow V. A. Campbell" |
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20 Nov 2005 07:41:00 AM |
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New Book |
I am writing another book, tentatively entitled "Accepting You Own
Apology".
I am considering some suggestions from friends to make this a
religion. They say that if L. Ron Hubbard can just fucking whip up a
religion...Why not me with my "Accepting Your Own Apology" philosophy
?
You see, once you have learned to accept an apology from yourself,
then everything in life can be forgiven.
As an example, let's say that you are cheating on your wife (who
hasn't?) now, rather than feel bad about it...You just apologize to
yourself and then accept it!
Viola! Instant forgiveness and instant gratification in one statement.
I have two books (under a pseudonym) which are now in publication and
I want this to be my opus. I have spent considerable time thinking
this subject
through as well as time spent in drawing up an outline. If it is going
to go in the
direction of a religion then I need to decide rather soon.
There are many offshoots to "Accepting You Own Apology" such as,
accepting your apology to someone else FOR them....Or, accepting
your own apology IN ADVANCE...
It's really quite complicated.
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| User: "Jim07D5" |
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| Title: Re: New Book |
20 Nov 2005 10:42:42 AM |
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"Harlow V. A. Campbell" <harlowcampbell@gmail.com> said:
I am writing another book, tentatively entitled "Accepting You Own
Apology".
I am considering some suggestions from friends to make this a
religion. They say that if L. Ron Hubbard can just fucking whip up a
religion...Why not me with my "Accepting Your Own Apology" philosophy
?
You see, once you have learned to accept an apology from yourself,
then everything in life can be forgiven.
As an example, let's say that you are cheating on your wife (who
hasn't?) now, rather than feel bad about it...You just apologize to
yourself and then accept it!
Viola! Instant forgiveness and instant gratification in one statement.
I have two books (under a pseudonym) which are now in publication and
I want this to be my opus. I have spent considerable time thinking
this subject
through as well as time spent in drawing up an outline. If it is going
to go in the
direction of a religion then I need to decide rather soon.
There are many offshoots to "Accepting You Own Apology" such as,
accepting your apology to someone else FOR them....Or, accepting
your own apology IN ADVANCE...
It's really quite complicated.
Nah. it's really quite simple. If George Bush can do it, it has to be.
--- Jim07D5
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| User: "Mark Shippey" |
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| Title: Re: New Book |
20 Nov 2005 10:39:13 AM |
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Harlow V. A. Campbell <harlowcampbell@gmail.com> wrote:
I am writing another book, tentatively entitled "Accepting You Own
Apology".
I am considering some suggestions from friends to make this a
religion. They say that if L. Ron Hubbard can just fucking whip up a
religion...Why not me with my "Accepting Your Own Apology" philosophy
?
You see, once you have learned to accept an apology from yourself,
then everything in life can be forgiven.
As an example, let's say that you are cheating on your wife (who
hasn't?) now, rather than feel bad about it...You just apologize to
yourself and then accept it!
Viola! Instant forgiveness and instant gratification in one statement.
I have two books (under a pseudonym) which are now in publication and
I want this to be my opus. I have spent considerable time thinking
this subject
through as well as time spent in drawing up an outline. If it is going
to go in the
direction of a religion then I need to decide rather soon.
There are many offshoots to "Accepting You Own Apology" such as,
accepting your apology to someone else FOR them....Or, accepting
your own apology IN ADVANCE...
It's really quite complicated.
Hi Harlow!
What a great idea. Escpecially in advance. The old Catholics in the
Middle Ages had a version of this too...... Let's say you wanted to bang
one of the nice looking serfs. Well, you would just go a Priest BEFORE you
did it, and PRESTO, absolution! What's the wife going to say? God has
already forgiven the act!
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| User: "Sir Gilligan Horry" |
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| Title: Re: New Book |
20 Nov 2005 10:19:14 AM |
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On 20 Nov 2005 05:41:00 -0800, "Harlow V. A. Campbell"
<harlowcampbell@gmail.com> wrote:
I am writing another book, tentatively entitled "Accepting You Own
Apology".
I am considering some suggestions from friends to make this a
religion. They say that if L. Ron Hubbard can just fucking whip up a
religion...Why not me with my "Accepting Your Own Apology" philosophy
?
You see, once you have learned to accept an apology from yourself,
then everything in life can be forgiven.
As an example, let's say that you are cheating on your wife (who
hasn't?) now, rather than feel bad about it...You just apologize to
yourself and then accept it!
Viola! Instant forgiveness and instant gratification in one statement.
I have two books (under a pseudonym) which are now in publication and
I want this to be my opus. I have spent considerable time thinking
this subject
through as well as time spent in drawing up an outline. If it is going
to go in the
direction of a religion then I need to decide rather soon.
There are many offshoots to "Accepting You Own Apology" such as,
accepting your apology to someone else FOR them....Or, accepting
your own apology IN ADVANCE...
LOL :-)
It's really quite complicated.
Nar, it's easy.
e.g.
Whitehouse: "Apology, that's classified".
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Disclaimer:
Imagine if that quote becomes trendy.
I should write a book about that.
i.e.
Person: "Excuse me, what time does the bus leave please?"
Bus Driver: "Apology, that's classified".
Customer: "How much are those apples?"
Shop Keeper: "Apology, that's classified".
Baseball Fan: "What time is the game on?"
Baseball Fan: "Apology, that's classified".
Student: "Teacher, could I stay after school and stare at your
mammories please?"
Teacher: "OK, but that's classified, apology".
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