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Religions > Atheism |
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"Fredric L. Rice" |
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21 Aug 2005 03:15:00 PM |
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New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory |
Onion:
Evangelicals Scientists Refute Gravity
with New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory
KANSAS CITY, KS- As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public
schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose
Monday in this embattled Midwestern state.
Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now
asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have
responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.
"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force,
but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them
down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied
Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.
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| User: "I dont believe in atheists" |
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| Title: Re: New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory |
21 Aug 2005 03:55:55 PM |
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You're cross posting to religious groups.
More proof you hate your God :0)
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| User: "Ordog" |
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| Title: Re: New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory |
21 Aug 2005 07:11:49 PM |
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I don't believe in atheists wrote:
You're cross posting to religious groups.
More proof you hate your God :0)
No-no, there! If you do not behave nicely, god might let you float
away!
:) Would not that be a great sight?
Ordog
"Beware of the man whose God is in the skies." Bernard Shaw
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