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"stoney" |
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26 Jun 2006 05:19:35 PM |
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New Orleans Threatened By Transvestite Gang |
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New Orleans Threatened By Transvestite Gang
Posted by Pile on 2006-06-26 15:11:17
"Davis said it wasn't supposed to be like this. They survived Hurricane
Katrina's Category 3 winds and the ensuing looters. They reopened
despite the long odds of doing business in a devastated city. The last
thing the Magazine Street shop owners expected to threaten their
survival was a crime ring of transvestites....
The transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine
Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, said Davis,
using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy high-end boutique
needs."
Robyn Lewis, owner of Dark Charm fashion and accessories for women,
represents the first line of defense for the Magazine Street shop
owners. She is the first to see them come strutting in their pumps down
St. Andrew Street, the bewigged pack of thieves who have plagued the
Lower Garden District since May.
Like an SOS flare, Lewis grabs her emergency phone list and starts
calling.
"They're coming," she warns Eric Ogle a salesman at Vegas, a block down
Magazine Street. Ogle, who was terrorized by the brazen crew two months
earlier, alerts neighboring Winky's where manager Kendra Bonga braces
for the onslaught.
Soon every shop owner in the 2000 block of Magazine Street has been
alerted.
Sarah Celino at Trashy Diva eyes the door, ready to flip the lock at the
first sight of the ringleaders pink jumpsuit and fluorescent red wig.
Down at Turncoats, where the fashion-happy gang once made off with more
than $2,000 in merchandise, store manager Wes Davis stands ready.
They're fearless, said Ogle. "Once they see something they like they
won't stop until they have it. They don't care, they'll go to jail. It's
really gotten bad. You know it's ridiculous when everyone on the block
knows who they are."
The New Orleans Police Department investigated the Turncoats robbery but
unless police catch a shoplifter in the act or in possession of stolen
property there is little they can do besides take a report, said NOPD
spokeswoman Bambi Hall.
?If store security states that someone took something, and then by the
time we apprehend them they don?t have the property, then there?s really
nothing we can do because it?s their word against the (suspect),? Hall
said.
Lewis said she understands the understaffed NOPD has bigger priorities
than to ?catch a drag queen running down the street with an armful of
clothing.? So the store owners created their own watchdog system
unofficially known as the ?Drag Queen Alert List,? a comprehensive phone
roster of every business on the block with stars next to those who carry
guns.
/end
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: New Orleans Threatened By Transvestite Gang |
27 Jun 2006 01:35:20 AM |
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In article <a8n0a2hcpaiob7jnt4q6mhgifu2887nhvn@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.bsalert.com/artsearch.php?fn=2&as=1255&dt=1
New Orleans Threatened By Transvestite Gang
Posted by Pile on 2006-06-26 15:11:17
"Davis said it wasn't supposed to be like this. They survived Hurricane
Katrina's Category 3 winds and the ensuing looters. They reopened
despite the long odds of doing business in a devastated city. The last
thing the Magazine Street shop owners expected to threaten their
survival was a crime ring of transvestites....
Was Ann Coulter one of them?
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Uncle Clover" |
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| Title: Re: New Orleans Threatened By Transvestite Gang |
27 Jun 2006 12:37:25 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 23:35:20 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote:
In article <a8n0a2hcpaiob7jnt4q6mhgifu2887nhvn@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.bsalert.com/artsearch.php?fn=2&as=1255&dt=1
New Orleans Threatened By Transvestite Gang
Posted by Pile on 2006-06-26 15:11:17
"Davis said it wasn't supposed to be like this. They survived Hurricane
Katrina's Category 3 winds and the ensuing looters. They reopened
despite the long odds of doing business in a devastated city. The last
thing the Magazine Street shop owners expected to threaten their
survival was a crime ring of transvestites....
Was Ann Coulter one of them?
I don't know if she'd count as a transvestite anymore. Rumor has it that she's
gone "all the way" and would now be a post-op transsexual.
--
L8r,
Uncle Clover
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The true mark of a civilized society is when its
citizens know how to hate each other peacefully.
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"A disappearance is when someone has vanished.
A tragedy is when they were photogenic."
- a.t-c's Bo Raxo, paraphrased.
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"If you look at the whole life of the planet,
man has only been around for a few blinks of an
eye. So if the infection wipes us all out,
that _is_ a return to normality..."
- Sergeant Farrell, "28 Days Later"
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: New Orleans Threatened By Transvestite Gang |
27 Jun 2006 11:43:34 PM |
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In article <e5r2a2dij7rea4vnvvp9v294vcrdrl9fsl@4ax.com>,
Uncle Clover <UncleClover@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 23:35:20 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com> wrote:
In article <a8n0a2hcpaiob7jnt4q6mhgifu2887nhvn@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.bsalert.com/artsearch.php?fn=2&as=1255&dt=1
New Orleans Threatened By Transvestite Gang
Posted by Pile on 2006-06-26 15:11:17
"Davis said it wasn't supposed to be like this. They survived Hurricane
Katrina's Category 3 winds and the ensuing looters. They reopened
despite the long odds of doing business in a devastated city. The last
thing the Magazine Street shop owners expected to threaten their
survival was a crime ring of transvestites....
Was Ann Coulter one of them?
I don't know if she'd count as a transvestite anymore. Rumor has it that
she's
gone "all the way" and would now be a post-op transsexual.
Wouldn't surprise me, but I'll bet she can't get laid anyway.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Uncle Clover" |
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| Title: Re: New Orleans Threatened By Transvestite Gang |
26 Jun 2006 06:09:39 PM |
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On Mon, 26 Jun 2006 15:19:35 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
<snip>
The New Orleans Police Department investigated the Turncoats robbery but
unless police catch a shoplifter in the act or in possession of stolen
property there is little they can do besides take a report, said NOPD
spokeswoman Bambi Hall.
<snip>
None of these places have video cameras? Hmmnn... Maybe it's time they start.
:-\
--
L8r,
Uncle Clover
************************************************
The true mark of a civilized society is when its
citizens know how to hate each other peacefully.
************************************************
"A disappearance is when someone has vanished.
A tragedy is when they were photogenic."
- a.t-c's Bo Raxo, paraphrased.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"If you look at the whole life of the planet,
man has only been around for a few blinks of an
eye. So if the infection wipes us all out,
that _is_ a return to normality..."
- Sergeant Farrell, "28 Days Later"
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